http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm
I got a 26
what did you faggots get?
>>678082850
I got a 17, this thing is bogus, i'm autistic as fuck
>>678082850
40, goddamnit so much.
40
Though, I've been in behavioral health hospitals 3 times so far
>>678084364
Don't worry, it doesn't mean you're a bad person, you probably aren't even that weird.
12. What the fuck am I doing here..
>>678085016
Oh, I'm pretty fucking strange, but I'm not a bad person, I've spent the last 23 years helping sick people as a critical care nurse.
I got an 11, btw I posted this thread a while back.
>>678086417
You are pretty nice.
You probably aren't a person easily swayed by what others say, but if someone tells you that you are less of a person because of that, they are usually just trying to provoke a desired response.
29, just in the line. Not sure how to feel
37
i got 8 fags.
normie-conformington here
>>678086765
Thank you, I've tried to be nice. My problem is I'm very shitty at creating fictions. Since I can't lie, people often dislike me. Most people would rather hear a pretty lie than an ugly truth. My honesty has cost me my ex-wife (She was the only window I ever had into the world of normalcy) and my two kids (I won't tell them the truth about their mom being a lying, cheating whore and she has no qualms about creating insane lies to poison their minds). I often think of killing myself and have been hospitalized multiple times for suicide attempts, each time it getting more and more closer to success (last time a jam is the only thing that saved me.. That and the cops). I think the next time I'm going to die. It sucks.
>>678087807
Do you have a steam or something?
I've been hospitalized for suicide attempts as well, we can talk about random things which might make you feel better.
>>678082850
10. easy but it made me think of everyone i know who must be autistic
25, so I have no excuse for being the loser weirdo that I am.
23 Yay, No autism
>>678088350
I don't see why you would he a loser, no one is a loser in my eyes.
>>678082850
10
>>678086417
>Oh, I'm pretty fucking strange
Always cracks me up when anyone exclaims these things about themselves.
>>678087339
I just thought I was a little socially awkward and had been making improvement the past 7 years or so. What really is autism I guess.
>>678088684
Thanks
>>678089108
It's ok my friendo, you're still an awesome guy.
>>678082850
36
dang
>>678089381
Thank you, so are you :)
And I have Asperger... Wtf with this test?
13 bitches.
i got 32
i am fucked
>>678089381
>>678088684
>>678088141
>>678086765
>>678085016
I gotta go to sleep now, it's 11:30 where I am and I need to wake up at 5:45 or so.
You guys are cool, I don't care what views you have or what score you got on the test, please don't let a stigma hold you down.
>>678089475
>dang
It's showing
>>678090092
If you're living and breathing, you're doing just fine
If you're dead, you tried your best in life no matter how much effert you could put in.
>>678090408
Effort*
Hah, I'm a bit tired currently.
>>678082850
>http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm
29
Do you want it low or high?
>>678090656
low. read the graph faggot. you're mega autistic
>>678082850
What about those of us who were actually diagnosed with autism by an actual doctor?
>>678090656
It's not really what you want it to be, it's more or less just telling you what you might be at.
High means you have a high chance of having autism, though, it doesn't mean it affects you're worth and value as a person.
I got 40. I love how it doesn't just say possible autism. It just says autism. I'm fairly sure I'm not autistic though.
About what I expected...
>>678090894
then they fucking lied to you bitch to bully you into suicide and pump you full of drugs
I got a 5
>>678090924
I just realised it was because the formatting on my phone messed it up.
9. Fuck you, you autists.
>>678082850
I got 9, Turns out I just hate people.
>>678091024
Sadly, I've dealt with this.
I'm really sensative to meds, and I've been on 5 different meds so far.
When I went back in the hospital, I wasn't on anything, they wanted to put me on two more, both at once, when a 10mg pill made me go full blown manic.
It wasn't a fun time for me.
>>678082850
Got a 3 probably lowest in this entire fuckin site.
31
Is it ogre for me?
>>678091573
"ogre for me?" kill yourself
>>678091573
Nah, you still have worth in my eyes.
Keep being you man.
you all should stop polluting the gene pool
>>678082850
20.
>>678092189
It's too late for that anon. Six years ago I fathered twins.
>>678092189
That's a bit out of the blue.
I also don't plan on reproducing, I'm not really good with kids.
>>678087807
im the same way in that im straightforward and tell it like i see it. even if i know its gunna rustle feathers i just cant help it. its cost me many jobs. i feel worse lying about shit. i dont let people get one over on me without letting them know im aware. i want them to know what i know so i just give it to them strait. your a strait shooter and you need to find someone who can handle and even appreciate that. as strange as you may think you are.. you are beter than a lying cheating bitch. those kinds of people are the worst. i dont hesitate to dump their baggage somewhere for all to see, even their own kids.
>>678082850
am I retarded???
>>678082850
19
I'm fucked aren't I?
>>678091181
>not checking you are fully zoomed out/formatted when loading a new page
Yeah you're fine on full blown autism
>>678092189
autism is just a different brain type.. nothing wrong with them just have different traits. its so missunderstood. they tend to be more logical than emotional and instinctive. the way i see the gene pool is already rekt by the average person and id like to see more logical thinkers in the gene pool than the irrational mother fuckers we see every day on the news and on tv..
>>678082850
I bet you retards dont even understand the score
0-29 no autism
30-33 possible autism
34+ autism likely
>>678093042
You can't really change it whilst on your mobile.
>>678093334
Spoken like a true Aspie.
>>678093958
this
this just turned into an autistic circle jerk. i would think you faggots would be more ashamed of your disease
>>678094299
Ashamed of having a fever?
>>678082850
13. who the fuck did the quiz, the aspie questions pop out from the control ones
25 could be worse
Got 33. Diagnosed with actual autism though, so do i have double autism now?
>>678093844
Pinch your fingers on the screen.
>>678082850
28 Fuck Ya no Autism by 1 point
34, on the dot.
Not really surprising. I've known I have autism since I knew what it was.
>>678094588
>the aspie questions pop out from the control
ones
That's a genuine flaw with these sorts of things.
>>678092189
I'm going to have weird kids and you're going to like it.
In all seriousness, though, I've given this a lot of thought, and I don't really think more people like me running around will be a problem. Granted, every living thing wants more of themselves running around, but if some woman wants to fuck more of me into existence, then I must be genetically viable enough.
>>678094299
Why? There's honestly nothing shameful about being autistic. I mean, it has a ton of potential to create shame-inducing or cringey situations.
>>678094854
You class-promote to Sperglord.
>>678084153
Love all you cucks self diagnosing, you are an idiot
>>678095095
and that gives you an extra point.
34
>laughed when it asked about trains
why have trains and autistic people been a thing for so long?
ITT people who want to be autistic, so they can use it as a reason to justify their idiocy. You're fucking idiots. The test is bogus. You're not autistic. You're just assholes. You likely don't even understand the autistic spectrum.
>>678095403
it seems has to do with the repetitive nature of trains. that and the colors, found about it when i was trying to know why where they seem to be driven to sonic
>>678095403
You'd understand, if you were at all autistic
>>678095804
Wrong
24
Does it mean I am a normie?
>>678095825
hence why I asked, an online screening questionnaire means nothing.
23.
Autist enough to get shit from uptight fuckwads with no imagination or curiosity, but within normal range, and I can function in this dysfunctional society.
>>678096006
You could have looked it up, ic you actually cared to know the answer, which you don't. You're just shit posting
>>678096070
Self diagnosed?
Got 18 boyfriend got 25
>>678096245
Congrats to you both for wasting your time on such a piece of nonsense, then posting to let us know you've nothing better to do
>>678096412
You sound cranky
>>678096612
I'm fine thanks
autie detected
>>678082850
21
now i can prove to all those internet bullies i'm not autistic!!!1111!!!1
33, holy shit
>>678096220
Negative.
More apathetic than anything else; meaning I don't give a fuck about these test results, my opinions or anyone else's, or even this gay ass thread!
Bogus meaningless crap; which is how I like my crap to be!
32
Makes me think about getting formal diagnosis.
>>678082850
16
feels great not to be an autist
>>678096718
Hmkay then
Being antisocial apparently makes me a turbo autist?
>>678097282
Shit tier test, for people who want to be autistic as they think it explains away their problems
14
im normal :)
>>678082850
Not even close
got a 6. not sure what I expected
>>678096931
don't bother if you function fine in life.
I've always been seriously concerned, and boy if you look at my life and actions it is probably a clear cut case.
But I have a good job that I love, a few friends, and I can support myself fine so who cares?
>>678090906
"doesn't mean it affects you're worth and value as a person"
ha ha keep telling yourself that subhuman
>>678082850
25, No autism. Just anti social.
>>678082850
Scored a 24, cool I guess.
Not even close to being human trash.
>>678096884
>real apathy
>having enough energy to satirize using !
>>678082850
the fucking link isnot working
19
>>678082850
10
fuck you allllllllll
>11
I shouldn't be on 4chan
I feel like I've mastered autism
keklel
>>678082850
35 ...
Autists can refine themselves. Seriously.
I highly recommend practicing meditation as well.
You have an overactive and powerful brain that part of you doesn't understand and has trouble controlling. Thus the thought problems and maybe even some of your social problems. Also don't hide behind a veil of "disease", if you can control something like a bad habit of rocking back and forth or something like that, do it. You CAN control it. I used to make excuses for it.. but really the hardest part in life is finding the pulleys and levers in your body to actually control these things, and how to understand why you do some of the things you do.
Look at social interactions as just another thing to analyze. The difference is that you're a human, so you also have an intuitive and impulsive side to it. I look at both angles. I'm happier and I feel more intuitive socially, because I know what to do more when it comes to social interaction. I feel like a lot of my problems socializing were caused by other things related to it. After all you get stuck in your mind a lot, so you develop social skills less.
>Autists say inappropriate things
>Autists focus on every little sound
>Autists notice intricate patterns
Refine this:
And autistic people are so great they can learn very well from other people's experiences. After all, they have pretty good memory.
Just refine yout skills.
>Autists are open-minded and are very good with their words
There's a lot of autistic people like this. They're autistic, so they are more deeply involved and thorough in understanding the language and just human communication in general.
>focus on every little sound and detail
>visual memory
Meditate or take a walk while taking all the sights and sounds in.
Hey
Guys
Give me a piece of advice
I was enjoying this dude and his crazy talk
Then I asked him something and he told me he's autistic.
I felt deeply sad after reading this cause I realized he might be one of you... Anyways
If he is indeed autistic, is it bad that I like him? Or
Should I stop chatting?
I kinda love him secretly
>>678100798
Tl:dr
>>678100862
it's not a surprise he has a crazy talk...
topkek
>>678101065
TL;DR would be:
Autism is in check once you actually take the time to experiment. If you don't know why you think certain things, or why you do certain things, then you need to figure that out. That's something a lot of autistic people need to do, whether they like it or not. That's the only way o get over a lot of the unnecessary hurdles and truly understand yourself and be happy, while also using your skills to your advantage like others have.
15
>>678085165
I know that feel bro
>>678082850
>http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm
You scored a total of 25
as in I scored 25
>>678101431
it seems i have more autism than you, though I still scored below autism levels
>>678101399
And I say this as someone who couldn't make eye contact for years and who would mutter all the fucking time. If you have intense visual memory and great analytical skills then you should develop it and use that to understanding yourself. Get yourself involved with thinking about your own mind and how you do things instead of, let's say, the grooves of a shiny nickel. Maybe you take things too literally. That has a lot to do with bad social skills and not being able to understand metaphors or if someone's mentioning a brand 'Apple' or product 'apple' even when it's incredibly clear. It could also have to do with bad language skills. Why don't you ask yourself how you could do better next time at this? Why don't you ask yourself what you think went wrong? Why don't you ask yourself "Why did this person not like what I said". Find out how to know if someone doesn't like what you said.
People with incredible anxiety, who are really shy, and who are socially inexperienced have similar problems as autists. They're even mistaken a lot for autistic.
Perhaps autism is the next evolution of humans and all that's needed is an education system that can tailor to it (instead of one that tailors to your average person).
>>678100862
ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US
3 times for the sake of it
>>678102184
tl;dr
>>678100862
if you don't mind don't being looked at in the eyes, i think it's ok
>>678102311
schizophrenics can't look people in the eye either.
I got 3 Hell yeah. Ain't no autism
41
>>678102184
yea... no
i've worked in a school designed for autistic children. If they are the next evolution then god help us all.
Jake sat in a corner all day playing with leaves, the same action over and over again (places them near mouth, lets them fall, repeat)
Sammy would scream random words all day like bloody murder (like fieldmouse or goodbye song)
Louise would get obsessed with 1 toy and spend all day obsessing over it. Nothing could take her away from that toy, and if you hid it then god help the rest of your day.
that was just 3 out of a class of 7.
None of these children were verbal, they had weak communicative abilities like pointing at best, and will never be independent.
Autism is not the next stage of evolution, it is a neurological disorder.
13
>>678084153
Same here.
>>678102311
>>678102380
I look people in the eyes now.
Autistic people here, why don't you look people in the eyes? I'm curious as to your answers. My problem was that everyone seemed to intimidate me , that I felt vulnerable pointing my eyes at theirs. I also was socially inexperienced so I didn't know how long to do it for or what have you. My eye contacts would be too long or short or I'd look away often. I started paying attention to how others did it and I understood it better. Eye contact is like a visual "I'm here". It can be used to show emotion. It is also a pretty good focal point when you're talking to someone. You wouldn't do it the whole time talking to them of course. If you're just standing face to face with someone, then obviously you can just casually look around or pay attention to the rest of the surroundings. Else you're just intensely focused (visually) on the guy's face while he's talking.
(these are the kinds of thought processes I went through)
I think the only reason my social skills sucked was because I didn't see social skills as a type of thing you could really study and focus and learn and I didn't know how to intuitively do that (or a lot of other things). Too much focusing on every little thing. If your average person did that, they'd be confused pretty easily. They don't think about every little detail in a social interaction, there's a lot of things they do in everyday interactions. They don't have to, they just do.
>>678102848
I sometimes forget about the more potato ones. Fucking hell, if anything we need to improve our education. Well, with everyone really. For one, it'd be awful swell if people actually knew to effectively communicate some things that go on in their head. You can't have a good conversation with a therapist or teacher with someone who thinks thoughts are "floaty words", that's for sure.
9 no potato here
>>678102848
Imagine if someone was with Jake while he played with leaves and asked what it feels like to make that motion with those leaves, how it makes him feel, and what would happen if he made another motion instead. Maybe he has an extreme focus on things, really loves it, doesn't think or actually pay much attention to the fact that he's doing, and also never properly learned how to delay satisfaction. Stuff like that.
I don't know why I feel like I'm wired "normal" now. I mean I'm weird, but I also don't feel weird. I just feel like myself, and I feel like I can intuitively engage in social situations while also achieving intellectually in some areas. I like to paint, program, study and I like to learn about different things.
I used to love to do the same shit over and over again. I didn't broaden things out when I was in middle school, for example. The experiences were the same. I would watch a music video everyday after school sometimes. The same one. I always felt the same when I responded to it.
I would have a problem "getting tired" of things. I later realized that "getting tired" of something isn't always the best way to tell yourself to stop doing something. It's actually knowing what you're doing, and paying attention to the world around you and remembering what else is out there.
Nope. About what I thought tbh
>>678104486
>I would have a problem "getting tired" of things. I later realized that "getting tired" of something isn't always the best way to tell yourself to stop doing something. It's actually knowing what you're doing, and paying attention to the world around you and remembering what else is out there.
i should look more into this. i dont get tired of things easily. i think i can get lost into everything because thats just how my mind works. I categorize a lot, so my brain is like a bunch of folders on the computer. even 'experiences' is a folder in my head. "new experiences" and "old experiences".. and i think like "I like this experience so why should i want a new one?"
>>678082850
14 for me. I'm not shocked.
>>678082850
"You scored a total of 22"
>>678082850
>http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm
21 I'm normal
>>678091537
I have 2, you fucking faggot
22 so no autism
29.
>TFW I'm somehow more autistic than OP
34 gg I'm an autist
I got 14.
Do you really think that the people that got over 30 will share it here?
Just askin tbh.
if you take that test you're definitely autistic
>>678082850
21
No autism, thank god
My brother in law is definitely on the spectrum, and his parents completely ignore it. He is 25 and doesn't do anything except play games. All day, every day, for the entire time he is awake. No hygiene, no social skills, no interest in trying something else. My wife and I have no idea how to help because none of them will acknowledge anything is wrong.
On a selfish note it freaks me out because I have no idea what is going to happen when my in-laws die. He isn't living with us, and I don't know what my wife will want for him.
>tfw i got 45
>>678082850
This thing is broken.
I got 25, and I legit have asperges, like I have been diagnosed by my doctor with severe ADHD and asperges, and take meds for my ADHD. There's no way in fuck I should have gotten a 25
15.... I ain't no special, not in that way anyway!
Thirty-fucking-six.
(36 for you tards that cant read words.)
27. So close. I fail even at autism.
>>678108554
Probably cause you take meds and they work you autistic fuck
I suck at social interactions but can't relate to any other autistic stuff. I did got officially diagnosed.
48 get
25
35
>>678100862
Don't waste your time, there are many normal people out there you can have just as much fun with.
>>678082850
Zozzle " 14 "
Got 48
Fuckin 4
"18" boys.
Why am I still here.
>>678111111
>>678111111
>>678111111
SEXTS FOR AUTISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>678111264
WHAT THAT IS NOT TRUE WHAT THE FUCK.
IM NOT AN AUTIST I SWEAR I SWEAR IM NOT. YOU DONT HAVE ANY PROOF MOTHERFUCKER. FIGHT ME. TAKE MY GO AT THE FUCKING GRAVEL 9 AM. BETTER BE THERE FUCKER.
>>678082850
>http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm
7 lol
17 what the actual fuck did i expect
I got a 5.
Guess I'm alright
40 :(
>>678088824
same kek
25
safe for now
Well, that's nothing new to me
