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Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Syndra Claimed
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Claiming my girl Shinoa.

>>677940853
Happy to help
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Waifu Master Explosion Disaster claimed.

>>677940946
Thank you very much~
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best suit girl claimed
how is everyone? I found out I'm allergic to cats today.
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>Sameji still in the house, mostly lurking
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Miho claimed
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Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed.
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>>677941090
DAMN YUU
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Well it was fun, but I've got to stop stalling, I've got some falling to do.
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Claimed.
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>>677941133
Hey Akira
Doing alright, got home earlyer than usual.
How did you find out you are allergic ?
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>>677941359
>yuu
I can't believe yuu actually did that
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>>677941432
You wouldn't expect Mi-k-of doing that?
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>>677941405
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>>677940723
I say dip into it! I had some Dom Perignon before when my sister announced that she was pregnant, live for the moment!
>>677940746
Goodnight! Sleep well
>>677940853
Thats good, the only advice I have is if you feel the absolute need to tell her, then tell her, you have everything to gain from letting your feelings known
>>677941405
Hey comrade!

>also claiming
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Best tankgirl claimed.
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>>677941429
went to a friend's place, they had a cat, some allergies ensued.
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>>677941656
i am 100% the worst at remembering pics
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>>677941524
WHY
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>>677941571
What did you think of it? Did you like it? And you know what yeah you're right!
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>>677940723
Dont do it. Resist!

Rory-sama claimed
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>>677941646
You will never have a boy friend fatty.
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>>677941571
Yeah, I suppose that'd help...
>>677941677
Because I'm a filthy bloodsucker
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>>677941656
>>677941676
Well that sucks
But at least there are dogs
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>>677941768
<3
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>>677941693
Noooo! Dont listen to the call of the sparkling!>>677941133
Im good. Just finished dinner. Was schnitzels and pasta bake.
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>>677941693
It was good! Dont listen to Rory, you don't have to drink the whole bottle but if you want a little taste go for it :P
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>>677941844
<3
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>>677941571
Was in a intermission, now I'm back!
>>677941551
....
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I claim Irelia as my waifu.
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>>677941844
Hello again Tatsu
>>677941830
Dogs are fun too
>>677941920
But then you taint the remainder!
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>>677941822
Glad there wasn't a pun there that would be too Krul.
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Claiming Megumi Kato.
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>>677941873
>>677941920
Oh gosh I'm a little conflicted..
I'll tell you what, I'll finish this bottle of wine and decide after what to do, not everybody can have nice scotch on them after all ;p
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>>677942033
I Crow-ta-ly didn't see that coming
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>>677942006
Reptiles are better
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>>677941964
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>>677942188
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Claiming best waifu.
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>>677942084
I generally cant afford the scotch, but when I can I treasure it. You learn some good tricks when your friends are high-functuoning alcoholics.
>>677942188
They're way too chill for ne. I need something that hugs you back.
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Kuuderest kuudere claimed. So whats going on here?

>>677941997
Best league grill, cheers.
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>>677941933
I came straight from work. <3

Are you disappointed in me? I'm sorry we haven't 'talked' in a while. Life is unfair sometimes.
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White hair masterrace
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>>677942349
My beardies hug me back, they're just not soft and furry about it
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>>677942349
I know the feeling of that :p it's really expensive.. enjoy it for me though, okay? :)
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>>677942197
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>>677941964
>intermission
What were you up too? If that's not too nosy
>>677942006
I suppose, but if your not saving it for something why not?
>>677942084
That's a good idea, drink on it!
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>>677942139
Did that one ring a Belle?
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>>677942453
Don't speed tickets are bad. I haven't really been talking to much the last few days. Mostly lurking.
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>>677942620
~Forgot pic

>>677942646
Drink on if I want to drink.. oh geez I sound like an alcoholic..
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>>677942670
A little bit, but sometimes you have to grab the pun by the Horn.
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>>677942627
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>>677942711
M-Maybe I can help you with that.

<3
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Morning Everyons. I'm back. 7 AM here
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>>677942920
pic

>>677942993
Hello Karen, you woke up early, whats up?
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>>677942920
*ahem*
>>677942993
Welcome back
>1pm here
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>>677942646
Cleaned up a bit, then got my Sambazon to drink.
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>>677942920
I don't know if im ready for this right now. But be gentle.
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>>677942887
Welt just goes to show you some people know more about puns than I do
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>>677943070
I'm going to do a play today. I need to train this shit
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>>677942597
I know that they can hug, but I need something that I can actively exercise with.
>>677942620
I will raise a glass in your name.
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>>677942920
What the Tats!?
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>>677942801
Hey, your only alcoholic if you drink to fill a void, otherwise your just a alcohol appreciator
>>677943128
>Sambazon
Thats a new one, what is that?
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>>677942906
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>>677943236
Thats nice, sports? What do you play?
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>>677943322
You rock n_n

Is it just me or is it really slow on the thread tonight?

>>677943407
Then it looks like I got nothing to worry about
>Unless there's a hole I don't know about o.o
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>>677941429
get a life loser
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>>677943149
Well, some people Lacus in certain subjects. For me it was math
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>>677943429
I meant Play, like acting. Anyways yes I play. Futeboll and some Handball too
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>>677943143
I will be. Just lean a little closer.
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>>677943407
No, no. Drinking after 12 makes you normal, drinking before 12 makes you a pirate
>>677943542
Is a bit slow.
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>>677943713
Guess that makes me a pirate..
>A butt pirate ;3
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>>677943581
Would you Kure-to explain why you don't excel at math?
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>>677943644
"leans in really close"
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>>677943713
I'm a pirate.
(I took 3 minutes to find this pic)
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>>677943407
It's an organic beverage, the contents are açai berries. It comes in different varieties with like greens, chocolate, banana, etc. I usually go with organic drinks for their flavorful nature.
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>>677943542
Slow is confy... at least its better than with those low tier shitposters :Z

>>677943641
Thats even more awesome !
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>>677944014
Açaí is love <3
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>>677943838
I Simmply wasn't good at dividing
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>>677943854
Mh, you are so cute right now. <3

>kisses softly
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>>677944185
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>>677944098
T-Thanks
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>>677943542
Well then your good! Finish that bottle, Ill work on finishing the box, and then try that Dom and tell me how you like it :D
>>677943713
Shit I'm not a pirate then, except that time in Disneyland
>>677944014
Damn, Im tryna lose weight so Ill have to try that, yet another one of your drinks I gotta look out for haha
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>>677944098
It is really nice.. I can sit back and drink and eat and just take my time replying :) and yeah those guys we're really bad at shitposting tbh. It was sad watching it.

>>677944284
Tell me how it goes, okay? And come on forget the rules we can be pirates together!
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>>677944185
"kisses back even softer as grabbing you soft butt"
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>>677944446
*AHEM*
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>>677944177
Sayurin a predicament if you can't divide well.
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>>677944446
I thought we banned this behaviour
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>>677944511>>677944667
>You can't stop the lewd train.
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>>677944446
Ayyy go for it.
>missed this here
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>>677944667
I'll stop but your no fun.
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>>677944667
love plays by no ones rules.

>do you not sleep?
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It's almost 3:30 over here and I should really be sleeping. Goodnight guys, I'll see ya later!
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>>677944106
A berry that I could marry. Jaja
>>677944284
Jaja, I just like trying new drinks, the ones I mentioned before are keepers!
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>>677943992
Took me a while to find this one too
>>677944768
A lot of people just have insomnia

Rory-sama
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>>677944446
>2 off

>>677944511
>>677944667
Spoilsports

>>677944764
<3
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Claiming spider wife
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>>677944799
Good night!
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>>677944751
It does keep things interesting.

>>677944799
Goodnight! Nice dubs <3
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>>677944768
>sleep is for the weak

Nah, I work overnights and have the night off, usually I'm at work right now
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>>677944840
https://youtu.be/pMhfbLRoGEw
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>>677944843
<3
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>>677944799
Night comrade! Take care.
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Tenryuu claimed

And i have to wear my comfy formal uniform again...the shoes are killing me
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>>677944895
I don't understand the trouble about RP.
RP or not RP, anons will write anyway, si the thread will always be fast.
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If you are rude to a cashier because you think you are superior I will.

>Jump over the counter
>Carve out your voicebox with a rusty fork
>Gouge your eyeballs out
>Overall just fuck you up.

Oh, I guess I'm back.
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>>677944917
I sleep at about 2:30 and wake up at 6:00. It's not exactly healthy.

>>677944970
So how have you been, my sweet one? Sorry if the others are so inconsiderate. <3

>>677945064
Reich meeting?
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Hatsuzuki claimed and lurking.
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>>677940908

Eternal loser status claiming thread

It's like a small group of people who hang out at raves in the corners and back by the bleachers. They're not there for whatever their supposed to be their for, they're just there because they want to feel like they are part of a larger community that they believe doesn't mind them, but in reality, are disgusted and pushed away by them simply because they CHOOSE to be losers.
This analogy brought to you by...me. The guy who calls you guys losers and insane. I'll be here...forever. Crushing the tiny spirits that have already been trampled even further into obscurity and self loathing.
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>>677944488
Seriously... What are we doing?
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>>677944799
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>677944361
I don't think Ill be able to finish this whole box tonight lol, but I got another mug, and true, pirates don't follow rules
>>677944819
haha, I'm the opposite, I don't enjoy trying new drinks unless I have too
>>677945195
Gonna guess your a cashier? lol
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>>677945257
*wink*
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>>677945257
Welcome back
>>677945076
It brings mods bwcause of rules about 'avatarfagging'.
>>677945306
Thumbs up. A lot of thought put into that. Why not put that effort into something productive?
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>>677945076
Oh I have no trouble with it. n_n I think it's funny/ interesting. It definitely doesn't hurt anyone. To be honest if people want to do it then go ahead. We're all friends here anyway, not like we'll crucify you for it or you'll get barred from ever coming back
>To be honest more people seem to be for it or indifferent about it.
>But those people don't make the threads and therefore don't make the "rules"

>>677945195
Welcome back! How are ya mate?
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>>677945205
>Reich meeting?
Always.
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>>677945195
>I just use the self checkout to avoid the human interaction

Bad day at work?

>>677945205
I usually go to sleep by 0800, awake around 1700 or so, work 2300-0700, pretty great schedule
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my mistress waifu, hide my waifu
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>>677945195
Stab them with a rusty spork.

>>677945205
Sleepy.
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>>677944819
Kinda curious, where are you from ?
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>>677945306
I'm an alien who implanted a piece of metal in >>677945306's body.
The other day I visited the earth, abducted >>677945306' as a sample of the earthlings. I tampered with his body to gather data of the earthlings.
But I made a terrible mistake.
>>677945306''s fat body is a nonstandardized article as an earthling.
He is unemployed, and on top of that he has no friends.
All day long he is sitting in front of the personal computer, clattering clattering, clattering the keyboard.
I am fed up with this job.
Boss from mother planet yelled at me for this failure.
He said, "Select your specimen more carefully!"
This is the first penalty I get since I have been assigned to The Earth Observation Party.
The human mutilation is not easy task.
Next year I am demoted to the charge of the cattle mutilation.
I am just about to go to The Area 51.
As for>>677945306', I leave him entirely up to you. Do as you like.
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>>677945195
Welcome back comrade!
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>>677945338
First i going to tie you up and then im going to.........
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>>677945464
Hehe then that's perfect! We can go and sail for who knows where, trying out all different kinds of drinks and doing whatever we wanted.
>No but seriously I wish.. buuut law schools kicking my ass way too hard for me to take a trip like that >~<
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>>677945568
Hello ms snek. Hows things?
>>677945195
Oh, and being a cook, I get it from both sides.
>>677945759
Lewd things? I do approve. Others dont though.
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>>677945816
>forgot pic again. C'mon me get your shit together.
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>>677945464
*Ding*
Yeah I am. Not much fun today

>>677945483
Thanks

>>677945494
Bloody brilliant as you could tell

>>677945549
>I just use the self checkout to avoid the human interaction
I love you
No really, thank you so much.

>>677945625
And scoop out their eyeballs with a molten spoon.

>>677945713
Thank you, how have you been doing?
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>>677945483
Even without RPing this is avatarfagging.

>>677945494
It's something that most people would like/don't mind to do.
>too bad that now it irritates other anons
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gonna take a nap, see you all in an hour or 15
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>>677945663
I'm from the U.S. and you?
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>>677945663
640am est. I should have been i bed hours ago.
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>>677945937
Guess so. But RPing makes it stick out more.
>>677945966
Well, see ya I guess.
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>>677945966
Rest easy comrade.
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Sayaka Miki All other waifus are inferior
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>>677945701
Oh come one, I just took the time to edit that pasta for you, you could at least give me a (You).
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>>677945900
Like those dubs!
>Hug tackles
How's your day been huh?
>cuddles

>>677945937
Like I said so long as the whole thread isn't doing some awkward erp fest or anything then there really isn't a problem to it. Plus everyone here is different, you can't really make everybody like what you choose to do at all times.

>>677945966
Lol let's hope it's the former!
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>>677946120
honk if youre hornu
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>>677945900
I'm serious, I'll get a full, mounding cart of groceries, then use the self checkout and feel everyone's anger seething at me
>at least I don't have to talk to them

>>677945937
Shh, don't admit to your crimes

>>677945966
G'night
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>>677945482
*doublewink*

>>677945483
Thank you Rory.
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i'm not gonna lie, i'd try RPing as my waifu (not ERPing though) but I don't think i'd capture her personality well enough.
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>>677945976
For real ? Your laugh is kinda weird for an American
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Say, anyone else ever take off a layer of skin on their finger? Not like sleeving, just a section. I did it today, and its just irritating.
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>>677945816
That would be the life! What are you trying to do with law?
>>677945900
Haha, I know that feel, I work at a stadium so the customers are all drunk gangbangers who don't expect the price to quality ratio of stadium food even though I try to hook them up anyways so they give me dirty looks lol
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youtube.com/watch?v=VfOuJ93sIog
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>>677945976
Brazilfag
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>>677946309
I swear i am attrocious at remembering pics.
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>>677945464
I see a drink that catches my attention, I buy. Jaja
>>677945759
Then what?
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>>677946367
I'm going to become a Defense attorney if all goes to plan.. I mean someone has to look out for the people who have no one on their side right?
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>>677946446
I feed you lots of "candy"
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>>677946120
I don't think so, ERP does make it stick out more, but simple RP doesn't, things doesn't change that much with RP.

>>677946182
I've never saw ERP since the lewd night.
There was only RP since that.

That's the same with those that don't want RP, you can just say that everyone do what they want.

>>677946207
Meh
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>>677946309
>>677946420
If you'd want to then go for it! It's fun and let me tell you a secret from now until about 2 hours from now is when a lot of the uptight people are sleeping (It's like 4 a.m in the states) So in all reality you won't get much resistance for it, especially if everyone is doing it. Also even if people don't like it honestly who is going to stop you? No one will ban you from the threads (obviously) and tbh the amount of people okay with it outweigh the ones who aren't.
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>>677946788
dubs confirms. guess i've gotta give it a try at some point.
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>>677946667
Well defence is harder... So respect for that, Explosion.
>>677946739
I have the same problem as another anon, I cant get Rory's personality down. She's hard to pick in most situations outside of combat. If it came to ERO, Im not dom enough to pull her off.
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>>677946316
>>677946419
Grew up with some Latino friends. The laugh part just stuck with me.
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>>677946739
>The lewd night
When was this? lol this sounds hilarious.
Yeah I mean obviously I do it now and then and no one really has a problem with it. The same goes for the other people that do it too, it's about moderation and playing the crowd of the people who are online at the moment.
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>>677946182
Ahhah stop.
These hugs are too good
>And I don't know what to say
Been good, less the last part, went for another ride into town and done some stuff, almost got hit by a car, but whatever.
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New Tats approved thread
>>677947048
>>677947048
>>677947048
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Who here has got a god damn waifu pillow?
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