YLYL? YLYL.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL? YLYL.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the banana so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to the banana every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Banana is love" I say; "Banana is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana.
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the banana.
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "Thanks Lori."
>He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for him
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the him
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please him
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "Take it, friend, it's all yours."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Banana is love. Banana is life.
>>677895080
I forgot about this guy.
>>677895491
This shit is weird and disturbing.
You motherfuckers need some bible and church
>>677895930
You sure?
>>677894952
>>677894574
I already fucking lost holy shit, the cancer has become funny to me, ive come full circle
>>677894852
this got have be dumb fuck shit i am saw in many time (sorry for bad england)
>>677894945
At least post the real pasta you fucking autist
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>677896567
Those limeys aren't your fault man.
I made this exploitable earlier. Let's see what you faggots can do with it
This YLYL is weird. I like it.
>>677897370
Only the best my friend.
>>677895491
boy that sure is incorrect
>>677897137
mike stoklasa is a mother fucking god
>>677897888
WITNESS HIS TRIPS.
>>677898396
no. shut up.
>>677898070
i hope these two ended up bangin and cumming hard in their own shame
>>677898303
I like playing bard though
>>677894478
more cod jokes?
>>677899127
Orange Jew glad the holocaust didn't happen?
>>677898070
my favourite
>>677894656
>have facebook tier memes
kys nigger
>>677899172
I keep a list like that too.
nice memes here
>>677894478
loveit
>>677894945
Greetings, fellow 4Channers. I'm part of the committee that came up with this idea to stop YLYL threads on /b/. I'll admit, it wasn't the best idea, but it's working. In the months since we've implemented it, we've seen a dramatic drop of .003% in YLYL threads being posted.
While this might seem like a good enough time to stop, as the damage is done, but unfortunately we already have a virtual army of NEETS on employ, each of them with a laptop we paid for that is loaded with banana pictures.
Being the soul survivor of the basement we were working out of, I am here to warn you that these NEETS made it out of their cages and are spreading at a rate we couldn't have predicted. They've adopted our mantra, "Don't like what I don't like", and have twisted it things like "it's not about the bananas" and "we're saving /b/".
I'm sorry, /b/. I really am. If one comes near you, try to avoid him at all costs. You'll know them by the smell and their concern at white knighting for an entire board. They can be calmed with approximately 30ml of semen mixed with Mt. Dew.
I'm sorry, /b/. I truly am. We thought we could cure what we considered to be cancer. Instead, we created the worst cancer of all...
>>677897888
awesome
>>677900750
Friend, do not forget that in 5 years things will be so much worse than they are now. Do not fight the present, live in it, live in it before you miss it, before you wish you had it back.
I know it's hard to see, but enjoy this day, for things will only get worse.
>>677900934
Finally something I haven't seen.
>>677894656
In order to even find this funny, you will never be one of us. Leave and be thankful
>>677894852
>alternately spelling "hamster" and "hampster"
>>677900502
This is real. Anyone who grew up and lives in rural India have never seen a toilet. They gone so far as to leave offerings for the "toilet god".
I'm not joking, look this shit up.
>>677901283
all i could think was that ham sandwich 2nd in looks like a pussy
>>677900934
Holy fuck that's crazy. Weird to see a dog act that way.
>>677901674
>future trap
>>677894656
That was pretty funny. Thanx bby <3
>>677897662
autism power hour
Part 1
>>677895491
this raises a lot of questions im almost sure im ok without answers too.
Part 2 He uploaded it tonight and i couldnt find it in webm format
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFpZCfnRGss&feature=youtu.be
>>677901336
More like this?
>>677903333
QUADS FOR THE GODS
>>677902953
yeah just search for........what the fuck do you even call shit like this? like just search asian porn I guess. who the fuck thinks shit like this up, and why? and to follow through and actually do it? wtf japan. this is what asians do best apparently. the weirdest shit imaginable!!
>>677903554
does look like an ass, even when you realize what it is
>>677903333
this is now a banana ylyl thread
quads decided it
>>677897122
i cant fap to this
>>677904490
WTF did i just watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>677904682
A typical thread on /b/.
>>677904682
jackass home game edition
>>677902184
anyone have a link to what the paper says?
>>677896791
sigmund fraud, the jew
oh no he dinint
>>677905685
The fuck?
ok enough shit already
unless its new
>>677905740
Would fuck bottom right
>>677895491
according to multiverse this exists
>>677896642
Lozt
>>677906271
same. would fuck guy next to her also
>>677906245
Fucking kek
>>677901336
let play the song of my people
>>677900934
June bugs are another one you have to watch out for. My dog used to ask to go out just to chase them.
>>677901336
I have a room like this.
>>677901336
Only in Japan.
>>677906862
i dont even know what a june bug is. they get u high?
>>677906932
Lost!!! Haha, John. Where did you find this one?
>>677905553
kill me kill me kill me kill me kill mekill me kill me kill me kill me kill mekill me kill me kill me kill me kill mekill me kill me kill me kill me kill mekill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
>>677906140
what? what's going on here?
>>677907054
Would that even work
>>677898872
That's some high level /pol/ autism
>>677906932
CANCER BANANA IS A FALSE GOD
>>677907054
I dont get it...
Yet i laughed
>>677906140
"what is mommy doing"
>>677907054
who will receive this? cause im sick of the bank givin me junk mail
>>677907276
What the banana peel did you just fucking say about bananas, you YLYL cancer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potassium platoon, I've been involved in numerous raids on hugboxes and I have over 300 confirmed derailed threads. I am trained in really, really, really liking this picture and I'm the top worshipper of Lori in the entire board. You are nothing to me but just another angry faggot. I will make you laugh out loud with bananas the likes of which have never been seen before on this thread, mark my potassium filled words. You think saying that shit to me over the internet will faze me? Think again try hard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across 4Chan, and your threads are being derailed right now so you better prepare for banana bombardment, newfag. The bombardment that derails the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You're fucking done, son. I can be on any board, any thread and I can shitpost bananas in over 700 ways, and that's just with my first folder. Not only am I extensively experience in shitposting, but I have access to the entire archives of the 4Chan shitposting directory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cancerous thread off of the face of the board, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your thread is paying the price, you goddamn butt hurt faggot. I will shitpost bananas all over you and you will drown in potassium and lulz. Your thread is dead, kiddo.
>>677899698
Yellow mellow I am not
>>677905553
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
>>677897888
trips is powerful
>>677907328
what dont you get? i dont get it
>>677894478
Anyone got that image with the dude with VR goggles and his GF, but he's watching a YouTube video of "Bush did 9/11: Full proof Part 1/2"?
>>677901336
>Assatar: the last Assbender
>>677897662
sauce on bob plowing the squerril?
>>677907772
no, but anyone have the pic of the sloth that says "when you get a haircut and your mom tells you what a hansome young man you are" or whatever
>>677905744
i'm actually kinda impressed... like i don't think i could shit like that while in motion... this guy might be my new hero
>>677907120
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=june+bug
>>677907120
Don't think so. They're big flying beetles the fuck with you during summer nights. The just fucking fly into you..
anyone have the xbox kinect image, but instead of people acting like they're playing games, it's people acting like they're jumping out of the twin towers on 9/11
this is now a feels thread
>feelstext
Feels
>>677907120
yeah if you eat like 10-15 of them you can get high for awhile, nothing as intense as real shrooms but it's nice because you come down quicker
>>677908760
>tfw sumone hijacks thread
>>677908069
johnny fucking test
>>677908760
Kill yourself m8ie.
>>677907227
If it's prepaid
>>677908833
after looking at the pics of them. doesnt seem worth it.
>>677895491
But why totally spies???
ATTENTION ALL BANANAFAGS! Download the 2016 Banana Catalog now! 2,239 hilarious pictures of everyone's favorite banana and all the copypasta you can handle, all conveniently in one zip file: http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
Together we can make YLYL a better place. And as always, thanks for joining us tonight!
>>677905871
Fuckin' lost hard
>>677909434
please fucking die
>>677909434
is this real? like who wastes their time and makes this shit and why? a level of autism i will never understand.
>>677900502
Damn it i lost
>>677899172
Proud to say I was in original thread
>>677910238
oh you bet your fine ass it's real
>>677905509
Been a while since I last saw Hypnotoad
>>677909434
I downloaded this just to see if it was some clever bastard posting a virus for bananafags. Instead, I got an honest-to-God collection of 2,239 images of that fucking banana. What the FUCK.
>>677910361
>bananafrog
lost
>>677910541
can you screen shot that? im really curious to see it. seriously wtf possesses these people?
>>677898070
>>677898750
Clearly photoshop
>>677906245
Every time
>>677895491
This is a popular topic on /d/.
>>677894945
Do you have all these copypastas in text files in your /4chan/b/bannana/txtfiles/ folder???
What the fuck!
>>677910772
...tbh im impressed with that computer.
>>677898070
faaaaaaakkkke
>>677910772
Here's a very, very small sample of the file. The cancer is real.
>>677910887
Behold! Before you, a bizarre banana, besmirched as autistic banter by many a basement-dwelling bachelor. This banana, no mere benign tumor, is a beacon of the noble boycott of bygone humor on this board. Indeed, this brilliant barrage of potassium stands bravely as objection to the barbaric bondage of boring jokes and bad memes. Brought fourth by John, Bill, and Lori, this beacon will mobilize our brotherhood to band together behind the banana, bringing forth a better board culture, based around bolstering this funny image. I boldly come here to broadcast this banana, and some may believe me to be a buffoon, but it's my best honor to meet you and you may call me /b/.
>>677910939
why because all the parts still work if you remove the case?
wow, who would have thought that?
>>677897950
>>677911186
I don't know wehter to laugh or cry
>>677911141
omg. psycologists should study these people. use them for human experiments
this one REALLY got me
>>677911249
nice
>>677911421
they could study me but the only thing they're going to find out is that i really, really, really like this image
>>677911421
Any idea who xe is? I want to go down on xeir paginas.
>>677905509
What program do people use to make these weird dream vids and pics?
>>677906617
I wish everyone else who really really really likes that image would also die in a car crash
>>677909434
confirmed legit
makes a great addition to my already massive collection
>>677911710
yeah theres gotta be more to that story though. no father? abuse? what happened to you anon? what turned you into such a monster? there is hope for you still. cancer can be cured.
OAML YYYA
>>677911683
I recognize that blowjob!
>>677911141
I kind of want to see 1325. Can you post it?
>>677901336
This nigga trying to cast the spirit bomb.
>>677911973
lemonparty.fr
it makes gifs easy
>>677912077
i don't know what to tell you man. my parents have been married for almost 29 years and they're great people. i have a college degree and recently got out of an almost 6-year relationship with a cute girl. i have a full-time job and shower regularly. i just really, really, really like this image
BOO! I'M SCARY BANANA!
>>677912267
here you go lori
there are actually 3 in the folder like this
>>677912267
omg this is how it starts! quarantine his ass!
>>677903554
Everything about this guy is ugly and it makes me mad. No one should confuse your head and shoulder for an ass.
>>677912505
let's see YOUR wife and kid there champ
>>677912232
kek
>>677912468
Kek thanks
>>677908910
My fucking god thats a fucking specific feeling for a damn image,
>>677912468
Holy hell what a pathetic sh00p
>>677912304
Oh no no no, I'm not falling for that one again.
>>677912468
ok, that's fucking awesome
>>677912778
i personally like mine better
>>677912468
if someone can do a realistic shoop I will shit my pants
>>677898292
Classic kek
>>677912587
The shirt says "my auntie is my bff" so it's probably not his kid. Plus I don't know how someone who is almost certainly made entirely of butts would have a kid, anyway.
>>677913046
>realistic shoop
>cartoon banana
are you retarded...?
>>677913185
ffs, up until you posted this i thought it said "my anus is my bff"
>>677894952
"jesus fucking christ"
>>677912874
Hitler looks kinda hot without the moustache, you know?
Image Limit Reached
>>677898292
Kek
>>677913322
i believe that you believe that
>>677913027
I really really really prefer this one
>>677894478
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>677913339
KYS
>>677900934
You know, with their heightened natural senses and lack of understanding of much of the modern world, a shroom high must be insane for a dog, even by shroom standards. If reincarnation is a thing, I want to come back as a dog just to get high on shrooms in the process.
ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ.ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-VzbsKz0dA
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CREATED/CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far of miles.
>>677907839
Fuckin kek
>>677896642
The absolute madmen
>>677901283
Why does the cash drawer say "ramones"? like the Band/ Is Blitzkrieg bops?
holy fuck this thread is cancer
>>677913223
It's possible to make the banana face look like it's part of the girls head.
>>677913299
That's the joke in this one >>677905649
>>677907120
i fucking love electroboom
Got that time of my life
>>677913462
Always was confused by this copypasta. A normal thing is overtaken by cancer and so it becomes cancer and therefore the normal thing is now the problem and not the initial cancer?
>>677913741
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>>677913895
Lolwut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OC95Wu4ObE
>>677913895
wow someone got banned for posting bananas guys I think we should stop.
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>>677899162
Newfag confirmed
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
hahah,great thread
>>677914531
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
>>677914064
if you know with 100% certainty that what you create is going to be nothing but terminal cancer, you're part of the problem
>>677914447
Used to date a Korean, can confirm this is true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2_xe9xncFs?t=9s
>>677908760
Zip your faggot face
>>677901708
Can confirm
>>677900934
Roxy lit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jod7FWTOw7E
>>677914750
topKIKE
>>677915855
just saw this last night, stewart is a fucking genius
>>677914748
I am un bananable
>>677896419
Good movie.
>>677915855
I'm so high right now, is this shit for real?
>>677907328
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>>677907503
The sender has already paid the postage on the envelope. Postage on mail is determined by weight though. If you mail them a box of rocks, it will cost a fortune and the USPS will bill the recipient. In this case, the sender of the junk mail.
>>677911973
I'm fairly certain that they put each frame through Google deep dream and then compile it all together as a gif.
>>677908069
you go to glenoak?
