Waifu claiming thread - I prepared this thread and another thread beforehand cuz I needed to pee edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Oh, no, I screwed up...
>>677683677
The best part was when the paraleptic faked a seizure to avoid a speeding ticket. But that's just one of those little moments in the movie that sold me over.
No offense, i hate the French language, but..I can't possible call The Intouchables anything but amazing despite it.
>Homu-chan claimed.
>>677683791
enjoy your urination
>>677683791
kagami claimed!
Back from dinner
Sup?
>>677683117
I never hated Ruri a bit.
Sure when I got 'rejected' the first time I was yknow a little sad. But that incident yesturday never involved me disliking Ruri at all, I was just confused with my emotions
Are spiders welcome?
Kei claimed
How is everyone?
>>677683989
Same errrrr Hatsuzuki claimed
Esdeath claimed, also since it was asked towards Chara Thought I'd answer as well. I'm a Criminal Justice major. Possibly ironic given the waifu choice depending on how you view the terms criminal and or justice
mang
>>677684175
No, leave them alone. They aint hurting anyone.
John Lennon Cena is best Waifu.
>>677684122
recovering from gratuitous amounts of spam
Sup!?
>Eve Claimed.
>>677683986
The ending sold me over, but I can agree on French. It's just not as lovely as everyone says.
>>677684210
At least your doing something with your life, there are people like me that just sell their soul to the military because it's easy.
>>677684122
what was for dinner?
>>677683733
Awww how nice
Glad things can be mended
>>677684207
I claim this anon.
>>677684396
>>677684318
Can i have some?
>>677684197
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>>677683948
Welcome back everyone o/
>>677683986
>fake seizure
One of the best moments of the movie. And the black guy flirting with the redhead... kek
>i hate the French language
You need to hear a French girl speaking French, it's silk for your ears
>>677684122
Hi Ruby! Was dinner good?
>>677684396
Coloring stage, you say
>>677683165
No stop please.
I didn't feel cringe at all, I was just confused on how serious this whole thing was, and I should have asked before hand how serious it was before fucking up my real feelings.
>>677684506
I mean, France is probably the most beautiful country in the world. But the people that live in it ( The real French people and not the immigrants you find everyone in Paris/Lyon) are shit. If you want a real French experience, go to Normandy or South-South France. The only tolerable parts in my opinion.
>>677683948
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>>677684122
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>>677684210
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>>677684648
welcome back
>>677683527
Major in Teaching Profession (dunno if it's right to say major, I'm from austria, so yeah, no idea)
>>677684175
if you don't mind sharing a room with your killer =)
>>677684136
I know, that's why I don't quite get why you have to make up
>>677684554
me too
>you're still my favourite waifu anon
>>677684708
He said its gonna be colored tomorrow, so yeah.
>>677684648
Yup! Was pretty good. Pork Chops and veggies.Thanks for asking! :D
chewie pls
>>677685015
That's exciting. I really enjoy any OC that comes from /waifu/
>>677684850
what're you wanting to teach?
>>677684648
Oh, i can agree with that. A French girl speaking English with that cute as fuck Southern France accent gets me everytime.
If you ever want to watch another very, very, VERY GOOD Non-English movie, you should watch Der Untergang. I believe it's published in the United States under the name Downfall.
>>677684850
hmmm, i guess it works a little different in the u.s., sounds like fun though, being a history teacher is one of my aspirations
>>677684648
>You need to hear a French girl speaking French, it's silk for your ears
No.
Bad Emi.
Bad.
I'm Canadian.
Please, God no.
Don't ever.
No.
Bad.
Atago disapproves
>>677684816
>But the people that live in it ( The real French people and not the immigrants you find everyone in Paris/Lyon) are shit
I can't agree on that, I know some pretty hardcore nationalists from france, and they're pretty damn nice to be around. I even know one of the guys from Peste Noire.
>Peste Noire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2BW_ITaCgU
>>677685235
She is right though, French Girls have a really sweet voice. Aslong they are not from Paris. Everything from Paris is shit by definition.
I return.
>>677684850
>>677684850
I don't really think we needed to make up. I just didn't get a chance to explain to Ruri about this whole thing, before he left for uni,
I knew he was feeling horrible when he left because he thought it was all his fault when it wasn't his fault at all.
>>677685383
oh shit
>>677684509
For some reason this wasnt added to >>677685070. Sorry dude!
Answer still stands: Pork Chops and Veggies! Healthy and good
>>677684780
i guess it's all solved, then. just a misunderstanding, kirino anon.
i'm sorry if i had you waiting for this, too.
>>677685015
I can feel the energy in the air
It fuels me
>>677685182
Soon™
>>677685203
>If you ever want to watch another very, very, VERY GOOD Non-English movie
Das Boot
>>677685319
I am a little biased because me and my bro once got in a fight with a bunch of hoodlums in the Paris suburbs. And the people there seem to be a biiiiiit more snubbish than the average Frenchmen. But again: biased.
>>677685235
Bullying material acquired.
>>677685383
Welcome back.
>>677685562
>Implying i didn't watch Das Boot and Schindler's List a dozen times over in the past five years
boatgirl plz
>>677685516
Haaah. Thank you so much for understanding.
>>677685383
Yo
>>677685383
I welcome
>>677685460
I still ship it regardless of everything
>>677685197
>>677685217
IT and Psychology/Philosophie are the subjects I'd like to teach.
>>677685460
oh, that's kinda sad then. It's good you can explain it to him then.
>>677685562
Das Boot is brilliant
>>677685514
mmmmm sounds good
>>677685203
>Der Untergang
Pretty popular movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7PmzdINGZk
>>677685235
Free Quebec :^)
>>677685370
>Everything from Paris is shit by definition.
You sound like my French teacher. She's French and she knows that
>>677685383
Welcome back Galko!
>>677685708
>Schindler's List
You have a based taste
Is it gonna be fun in here tonight?
>>677685562
>Das Boot
Excellent movie. I'd watch it again in a heartbeat.
>>677685562
>Das Boot
Mein neger
>>677685807
It's an excellent display of how deeply rooted comradery and sacrifice was in all branches of the German Army back in the days. I recently finished reading Otto Carius' war diary..biography. It really opened my eyes and made me rethink what i thought about a common german soldier.
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>>677685744
I second this. I ship you two
>>677685792
sounds interesting, are you gonna be teaching them at a college level?
>>677685908
Define "fun"
>>677685472
My nigga.
>>677685740
Ayy
What's up?
>>677685585
>>677685744
>>677685878
Thanks guys
>>677685908
When was it unfun?
>>677685878
I know, right? The guy who plays Hitler fucking nails it.
And Paris suffers from the ''capital city cancer'' syndrome. Ask anyone in my area what they think about Amsterdam for example and they will all say the same thing.
And i know my taste is pretty based. Schindler's List is one of those movies everyone in Europe has to see once in their lifetime.
>>677686134
Worth to not go gaming and contribute in the thread~
>>677686296
If you're gaming with others you know you should definitely do so imo.
nah, high school level I think
>>677686021
>mfw our german teacher never recommended us something like that
I feel left out, and I'm from austria
>>677685370
I'm talking Paris-tier shit
SHORY STORY TIME
>be me
>be vacation in commieland (Cuba)
>scuba time
>practice how not to inhale air wrong
>2 hours pass
>out on the boat
>2 French girls
>only me and some other dude speak surrender monkey
>we have normal conversation
>scuba's over
>leaving with friends
>someone else in my group tries to French
>she doesn't know certain words in French
>they're the same words in both English and Surrender
>they don't understand "Military"
>they understand "Militaire"
>mfw
>>677685744
>>677686076
>why tho
>>677686218
not much famalam, woke up at 8am with 2 hours sleep.
somehow feeling pretty good
I'm off to take a shower, be back in a bit you lovelies
>>677686247
Oops, i didn't mean to say that as in it is unfun here.
>>677683791
Claimed.
>>677686461
the united states is so different....
>>677685740
>>677685516
This makes me happy.
>>677685585
>Bullying material acquired.
Hardly.
I'm back. Konan claim.
y wasnt this connected to last thread??
i was waiting there like a loner
this is probably something your over but eh
>>677683677
>>what are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E75VNgfvJ4
>>what are you doing atm?
trying to recover my files
>>how are you feeling?
pissed off
turn your depression into anger,
i do it and people say im a more happy person
>>677686461
>From Austria
>feels left out
aww shit...
>>677686504
>The French don't understand military
I'm suing for the lose of my sides.
>>677686809
Shush.
>>677686811
>Naruto female character
>Good character
choose one
>>677686461
>>677686461
I saw that movie while i was still attending elementary school. But it's still personal preference. Some might think it's the best shit out there while other's think a movie like Twilight is better.
>>677686504
It's all about the sound , boatgirl. It's easy for me to pick out foreigners because they can't into the ''g'' and ''ch'' soudns my native language produces, which is very, very, very gutteral
>inb4 spideyfag is a Kraut
no
>>677686777
nice trips
It sure is different tough. I still don't get your whole system
>I mean I don't even get our system but that's that
>>677686593
just cause you two seem cute
>>677683791
claimed
>>677686593
Because you're both QTs from the same chinese cartoon
riding on the metro...
>>677686865
It was though, look a few posts above yours in the thread.
>>677687009
The French would've probably given the Germans a run for their money if they didn't use World War I doctrine when the latter blitzkrieged their way through France. They certainly had armor that was superior to the Krauts, but the communication between units was non-existant.
>>677686290
I remember watching Inglorious Basterds not long after Der Untergang and wow, from a 10/10 Hitler to a discount nazi, awful
Capital cities are always the first to turn into shit
>>677686296
Go gaming
>>677686461
Poor Österreich
>>677686865
there was a post to this thread anon, you just missed it,
>turn your depression into anger
I already do this, but I'm pretty angry already so it only makes it worse, but I have my sister and my military, so at the moment it's alright.
Fuck your faggot thread
>>677686865
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNqo0kIR-TU
>noodling around
>i dunno
>>677687100
I don't get our system either, and I went to 4 different high schools
>>677683791
Im a fan of undertale, but claiming a psychotic murderer as your waifu just isnt right.
>>677686906
jaja, ya better give me the sauce of your waifu cuz that girl is on my to watch list but I don't know the name of the anime
or else...
>pic related might happen
>>677687041
in elementary school... i see maybe I'll watch it. I don't watch many movies.
>Schindlers list tough, we watched it in german
You from French spidey?
>>677687292
I always thought the Maginot line was quite a good tactical fortification if the germans hadn't went around it with most of their forces.
>>677687329
Inglorious bastards is a very entertaining movie if you go watch it while knowing that they shit on historical accuracy.
On another note, same why i don't really liek Valkyrie. I mean, the movie itself is good, but not when the actors speak AMERICAN english.
I'm gonna go gaming then, i might be back later tonight!!
>>677687488
Its too late for pc, go to bed son.
>>677683791
>post fitting, not over sexualized content
where the fuck do you think you are, you stupid undertale faggot?
>>677687743
Yeah, I thought so.
Have fun.
>>677687743
see ya later! have fun
>>677687475
Want some LOVE?!
>>677687416
well, that's that I guess
>>677687329
ya wanna fight Emi?
>>677687610
Thank the good lord i am not.
>>677687651
Like i said, outdated and obsolete defence doctrine's did the French in. For starters, the German tank crewds were equipped in radio's.
>>677687743
Good luck m8, if its online multiplayer i hope you dont get a toxic team.
h-hi
>>677687743
See ya! Have fun!
>>677687743
May your campaigns be victorious
Only Lurking here
>Guten Morgen everyone
>>677687610
It's Tomoko, I swear! From Watamote!
>>677687180
>>677687341
im such a retard
>>677687341
have you tried hash? or bacardi?
this is how i stop all my problems
>>677687756
Fuck you dad YOU FAT FAGGOT! And i'm going to that nine inch nails concert AND THERE AIN'T SHIT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
>>677688100
What do german's call a pancake breakfast?
Gluten Morgen
>>677687041
They pronounce "ch" like a dragon breathing fire IMO
>>677687009
I shit you not.
My friend served in Afghanistan.
She was an officer (Warrant Officer)
To be an officer in the Canadian Armed Forces you need to be bilingual.
She passed the test needed and got the promotion.
She said "Military" to the French girls.
They didn't understand.
You can't make this shit up.
They understood when I said "Militaire"
I don't even know anymore.
What is life
>>677688116
I see... then I'll look at it
>>677687904
from where are you then spidey?
how late am i?
>>677688380
Or as how i say it, shove a potato in your throat and choke on it. Et voila! you can into Germanic languages.
>>677688243
Suck my dick right now or im kicking you out of the house, son.
Also if you go to that concert you're not coming back.
>>677687870
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>>677687975
Thanks! Everyone is so nice here! T_T
>>677688448
West-Europe. It is almost 1:30 Am here, that's all what you'll get from me.
>>677687735
>the movie itself is good, but not when the actors speak AMERICAN english.
This, holy crap Spidey, spot on
>>677687899
Yes
1v1 me Habsburg!
>>677688448
Y-yeah, okay.
>Today, Anon avoided the gas again.
>>677687475
Hey now, everyone has a right to their own choice of waifu.
Love has no limits.
>>677687782
Pretty sure that rule's been there for a while now.
>>677688380
I just, I can't, I need to go lay down and try to recover.
>>677687292
>They certainly had armor that was superior to the Krauts
Ever look up Frenck light/heavy tanks for pre-WWI?
It's retarded.
The "light" tanks have far more armor than the "heavy" tanks.
Kill me pls
>>677688495
Not too bad late, You missed the great spider war though.
what the fuck
im so happy all of a sudden
why am i laughing
>i think im fucked
>>677687899
yea, pretty much
>>677687944
Hey
>>677688704
how you doing tomoko?
>>677688633
It's also 1:30 am here...
>Spidey is german
>>677688696
FINE!
>hops on bike
I'll see you in a week ya fucking cripple!
>>677687350
Fried eel is pretty good though.
You're favorite husband is back in action, sperglords.
First download on new phone: haurchefant photos.
>>677688935
embrace it and run with it!!!! don't let go of those feelings
>>677688958
Okay, I guess. The roommates are keeping quiet, at least. I have 3 papers due by Thursday, but I've only started one.
>>677688584
This is why mom docent fucking love you. I wish I was never born. I'm gonna kill myself!
>>677683791
>>677684850
>>677686076
>>677687100
>>677687899
Come at me, chara lovers
>>677687350
>implying anime girls are asian
They're white anon.
>>677689041
Ayyy
Good to have you back.
>>677689226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkKiLaxXjAA
>>677689197
one is better than none
>>677689041
ayy
>>677688935
Don't do drugs Kirino!
>>677688962
>in a week
Nope!
Come back here! We lost the Netherlands because of you!
>>677689553
Very true. I'll get serious about them in half an hour.
>>677688962
>>677688448
Stop with the charas, or else you'll have a bad time.
>>677688962
>implying
I never said it was my country of origin
>>677688847
Doesn't it depend on some weird ass mix between weight and arnament though? I mean, The Panther was designated as a medium tank while weighing almost as much as an Iosef-Stalin tank armed with that fucking huge 122mm main cannon.
>>677689627
NO
always do drugs
Claimed
>>677689457
>>677689553
Thanks for the welcome back!
I'm not liking this phone at all. Sad panda
>>677689189
holy shit what the fuck happened
>>677689627
did i slip a pcp or something in my hot chocolate
what the fuck is going on
>>677689392
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the personification of hate and greed and I've been involved in numerous genocide runs on the underworld and I have erased the world over 300 times. I am trained in SAVEing and I'm the most DETERMINED being in the entire Underworld. You are nothing to me but just some more EXP. I will ERASE you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never seen before in the Underworld, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am threatening Alphys and she is tracking your IP right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your SOUL. You're fucking ERASED, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my old knife. Not only am I extensively DETERMINED and able to come back to life after being killed, but I also have the ability to ERASE the fucking world and if I feel like it, I will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that you were never the one in control, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn IDIOT, I will stab you over and over until you are nothing but dust. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>677689514
Kek
>>677689414
Na they're black nigga
>>677688935
Give into the sickness
>>677689801
Please fucking stop.
Our fandoms rep is cringy enough.
>>677689795
OR you could just wait until thursday and then rush them done
>>677689894
what kind?
>>677689949
wow, i wish i could experience that, like i said, embrace those feelings!!!
>>677689951
Alright, make it happen. Show me how "determined" you are.
>>677689819
It's just want they wanted to call it I guess.
Leopard 2 is the best in the world, period.
If you know a better tank please inform me
>>677690189
Not a great idea. One of them's a 10-page essay about China's involvement in inter-Korean politics.
