Waifu claiming thread - Insomnia in Europe edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>677663718
Who said I didn't?
>>677663734
If you are drunk enough...
Rory claimed.
Sup
Brb. Shoveling again
>>677663718
Better but still tiny
>tfw hundreds of pictures too big for 4chan
Tenryuu claimed
>>677663379
>Magic the gathering
I think I heard of it a few years ago.
>>677663548
>Doing pretty well
That is good to hear.
>Have you been busy? It's getting quite late after all.
Yeah, but I would rather not talk about it.
>claimed.
claimed
>>677663972
Nice. What deck do you main? My friend has a painful and disgusting Blightsteel.
>>677663735
mandatory cc claim
since there are alot of new people i think we should do the cat key hole thing again
Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed.
>>677663389
Stamped in 2015.
It's italian so there's no doubt that they shit in it.
>>677663772
I'll tell you fo sure ^^
Btw, there are a lot ot food expo here in Italy kek
>Kuuderest kuudere claimed.
Tatsie claimed.
>didn't reply to TenTen in the earlier thread, FML
>>677664103
Please see >>677663772
ay yo
/Waifu is now going to be a get thread.
Deal with it.
>>677664200
Dammit, forgot pic.
Alright time for some more questions!
1) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
>my roommate still raging at cs:go and cars going by my window
2)Which came first the chicken or the egg?
>egg
3) What's under your bed?
>shoes and boxes of books.
>>677663835
>>677663874
>>677663948
>>677663972
>>677663974
>>677664050
>>677664076
>>677664103
>>677664108
>>677664170
>>677664200
>>677664263
>>677664281
>>677664282
>>677664294
>>677664295
>>677664312
>>677664328
welcome back everyone
I'm gonna go to sleep and have a well deserved rest since I have been up for the better part of the previous 48 hours.
>>677664263
Say hello to our 'little angel' for me, will you please?
>>677664437
>1) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The wind, and an occasionally a car or two.
>2)Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The Egg
>3) What's under your bed?
Shit ton of books.
>>677664493
Thanks Anon.
>>677664437
1 - Dead Kennedys
2 - Egg
3 - Shoes
Hi.
>>677664108
Don't play it, you will become addicted to buying packs. I think they put nicotine in the ink or something
>>677664200
I mostly play EDH at this point. I have a Omnath mana ramp/voltron, Rith tokens, Mazirek sacrifice shenanigans/voltrom, Sygg river guide merfolk tribal, Gisa reanimation/zombie tribal, Pheldagriff group hug/secretly mill , Tariel group thug,and I am about to finish Merieke stealing/control
>>677664437
Nothing, I've got loud music playing.
Egg.
Some wood supports holding it up since it doesn't sit on the floor.
>>677664502
Goodnight.
>>677664437
>my roommate still raging at cs:go and cars going by my window
Goddamn russians :D
1) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
>A cat licking itself.
2)Which came first the chicken or the egg?
>The egg... this question is lame because there is something called evolution of species.
3) What's under your bed?
>Dust.
>>677664728
Hello.
>>677664281
>I'll tell you fo sure ^^
Hurray! I'll tell you if I cook something interesting as well.
>a lot ot food expo here in Italy
Italy is famous for its food and cuisine, so I do not doubt that. Never been to Italy myself, but I certainly wouldn't mind traveling there. I should probably learn to enjoy wine some more before I go.
>>677664437
1) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
>Nothing else
2)Which came first the chicken or the egg?
>The Dinosaurs
3) What's under your bed?
>Bathrobes, blankets and maybe some cash
>>677664437
1) What can you hear
Nothing. It's dead silent here
2)Chicken or egg?
Chicken
3) Under your bed
TV, Playstation 4, XBox360, WiiU, Playstation 2, Printer, catbowl, another broken TV
>>677664282
Now with complementary boat.
>>677664437
1. Nothing, my window is closed and this part of the city is quiet at this time.
2. Egg
3. lots of board games
>>677664263
Oh, no.
I won't survive this if...
>>677664502
>I have new parents
>Not arguing
Goodnight, Tats. Sleep warm and well.
>>677664437
>my music https://chrisclavin.bandcamp.com/album/debt-of-the-dead
>egg I guess, since the chicken's ancestor would have laid it
>probably monsters
>>677664689
no problem
>>677664903
I forgot the chair under my bed lol as well as another desktop monitor
>>677664437
1) The rain
2) The egg because science
3) Shoes, boxes of books and vinyl records I couldn't put anywhere else and a turntable (also in a box)
>>677664502
Good night Tats!
Sanya Claimed
>>677663771
Hm? What's the matter~?
>>677664502
Bye Tat
>>677664836
Im running low on questions ok....
>>677665028
Hey handmaster
>>677664854
How's it going?
>>677664437
1. My downstairs neighbor being a nigger
2. egg
3. boxes
>>677664733
>Don't play it, you will become addicted to buying packs
I already had a slight experience with that, not magic the gathering but something way more known.
>>677664502
Night anon.
>>677664437
1. Shout 2000 - Disturbed. Sound system at work.
2. Egg.
3. Travel bags and a 12 y/o scotch.
>>677665241
Yugioh?
>>677664294
How many Tenryuu dolls do you have?
>>677665028
Hey hand! Glad you have nice parents
>>677665241
Pokemon cards?
Gum?
>>677664437
1)music
2)egg
3)what isn't?
>sachi claim with legs
>>677664870
Hehe~
I'd really like to know what you'll cook ^^
I do not reccomend you to travel for the people, most of them are assholes towards tourists -Or they make you pay much more than the residents- but the restaurants are pretty good ^^
You should really enjoy wine much more, reeeeally~
Back
>>677664493
Thanks
>>677665028
Hey Hand-kun. How are ya?
>>677664502
Goodnight Tats
>>677664437
1) The stupid fucking phone
2) God
3) A body
>>677665207
Its going alright with me, how about you?
>>677664940
Now and forever <3
>>677665161
Aha i see. Dont worry you're doing a great job!
Lame is great once in a while.
>>677665384
Im curious on what TCG is more know than mtg too <.<
(I played both MtG and YGO) and while they are both terrible money sinks, YGO is worse, konami banlists make no sense at all and they are made just to make you spend more money.
>>677665384
Pokemon trading cards.
>>677665479
You got it right, probably still have them somewhere.
I bet you faggots only pretend to love your waifus as a substitute for not getting any other love, or you're not serious about it at all. I bet all of you would ditch her for a 3D girl and you probably change waifu when you get tired of your old one.
>>677665152
>filename
>implying you don't know
You tease...
>>677664437
>With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My roomate snoring like a fat pig that he is
>Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The Big Bang
>What's under your bed?
A laptop, dust bunnies and a half-rotten dead rat family....they died a painful death.
>>677665384
That too
>>677665479
Them too.
>>677665591
I was meaning Australia about the beef exports.
>>677665763
>Implying we don't already have a 3D gf/bf
Do you even know what a waifu is?
>>677665679
Where are you from? Pokémon tcg never got too big in my country :|
>>677665763
Hello there, did you have a nice day?
>>677665652
Pretty down. I'm fed up with a lot of shit right now. It's good to know you're alright.
>>677665794
Steam hammers are very dangerous
>>677665830
But can he snore louder than my old man?
>I can hear him snoring in my bedroom while he is in his bedroom, thats separated by 3 walls and 2 corridors.
>>677664437
1) The screams
2) Depends on the definition of a chicken egg.
>an egg that contains a chicken or an egg laid by a chicken?
Proto-Chicken (the animal before chicken) is evolving.
Proto-Chicken lays an egg
A chicken comes out of the egg
Is it a chicken egg because a chicken came out?
Is it a chicken egg because a chicken laid it?
3) Chris Hansen
>>677665161
Hey Teamaster, how goes it.
>>677665479
I didn't inherit any of their genes and I'm a rogue limb element. Day to day activity is interesting.
How goes it, Fran?
>>677665593
Doing good, Ruby. You?
>>677665908
UK, it was more popular a few years ago but I heard they are still selling well.
>>677665830
>they died a painful death
Steel boot I assume?
>>677665398
Two, I think. How many Tatsuta dolls do you have?
>>677665591
I'll tell you if I make anything decent. Don't you worry~
>I do not reccomend you to travel for the people, most of them are assholes towards tourists
Duly noted. I'd probably go for the food, the wine, and the Colosseum. All taken off the top of my head.
>You should really enjoy wine much more
I am really into beer, but I have recently started to try some wine here and there. Do you prefer red or white?
>>677665679
Same.
Did anyone ever Lear how to play it? I just liked the art
>>677665908
Well, the Pokemon boom hit America really hard. Can't speak for anywhere else though
>>677666064
Pretty good, a bit sleepy since I had to wake up early for class today, what about you?
>>677665830
Im not even going to ask what happened to them.
>>677666064
Tea and chill as always.
Just watching the thread and a record of a stream because timezones.
>>677665970
You wanna talk about it?
>>677665894
I probably know what a waifu is better than you. Tell me your definition of the word.
>>677665908
It was okay.
>>677666303
Huh, been pretty sleepy too all day. I've just been wearing some giant hoodie all day, too comfortable. Glad class is over for ya, up to anything right now?
I'm doing alright, just hanging out right now.
>>677666310
Gotta love timezones, I typically just watch recordings because I'm a lazy shit. Tea and chill? Nice.
>>677666064
Doing good my man. Thanks
>>677666303
I don't think so, me and a couple of friends just said that the higher the stats the better, and in turn a higher stat card would easily defeat your shit card.
>>677666520
Not really. Maybe another time.
>Bringing it up was pretty pointless
>Sorry
>>677666814
>well now that was unexpected
I don't know. I just adore Chara. Chara looks rather beautiful. Their personality is rather shitty I think that's why I picked Chara just cause they look nice
so, enlighten me what a waifu is exactly.
I never really cared about details like those
>>677665838
I guessed that it was another country, even if I didn't talk about the beef export kek
Anyway, the freezing stuff is only for prevention against worms.
Their larvae dies if mantained on a "below zero" temperature for more than 2 weeks.
>>677666283
Thanks! <3
>Duly noted
Go for it, food and wine will be awesome.
>Do you prefer red or white?
White wine is more sweet, good with desserts and fish.
Red wine is more for luch, as first/meat courses.
Anyway, I prefer white wine, there are more different flavours of it.
>See this Noire drinking as well~
>>677666039
Especially with this operator.
>>677666900
Well i could probably watch the guys stream because only on at 4am, but i always forget to check, witch is sad because i really want to give money to that guy.
>>677667155
Nah man you're part of the JTTF, we gotta look out for each other, I'm pretty much always here even if I'm not posting.
>>677667256
Lunch*
Mispelling like shit tonight.
>Noire
>>677667155
It wasn't, even if you dont talk about it just mentioning it should vent out some stress.
>>677666900
Planning on playing magic later, and hope that I open something good in the fuckton of packs I preordered a month ago
>>677666949
Great to hear
>>677666967
That too
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, mojito, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.
!New to the menu!
"Syndra Cream", with an added surprise.
>>677666967
Made me kek.
I remember when I was starting out with MtG.
I knew the rules alright... but learning to build a deck is more difficult.
>>677665677
I have no words...
but you can have a kiss.
<3
>>677666248
This, a controller, and one can of lighter gas...
>>677666283
>How many Tatsuta dolls do you have?
In RL: None
In pics: 1
But i have a Tatsuta figurine....A real one. Bought it with my Tenryuu figurine
>>677666310
Secret and humane german killing methods
>>677667531
>hehehehehehehehe
Ill take the usual liquorice.
>>677667531
Hey Neo! 2 scoops of Strawberry with white chocolate dolphins!
How are you?
>>677667531
Hi Neo
Can I have the usual?
>>677667473
I guess you're right...
>>677667438
Thanks man, that's good to know.
>>677666949
Glad to hear it, man. Don't mention it.
>>677667518
Shit, used to know a guy who played Magic a lot. I'm sure you'll get something good, how's puppers doing?
>>677667394
They might have a Patreon or something you could donate to if you really wanted to.
>>677667356
Wonder how many suits he's ruined by bleeding on them so much.
>>677667531
Lemon with white choco dolphins
How was your day, Neo?
>>677667553
Just one? :<
>I remember when I was starting out with MtG.
Oh god... i cringe so hard remembering the first time i purchased cards (and not packs) and instead of constructing an actual deck i just put a bunch of cards together that i tought were strong...
Times changed and now people just netdeck.
>>677667531
>Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets
Never!
>>677667531
Needs a Tenryuu salt flavour...
I'd like a caramel ice.
>I can give you this red soul, it ain't mine
>>677667531
I would like to order ''I don't care'' but I only have Italian tech secrets.
>>677667553
>but learning to build a deck is more difficult.
My deck was probably shit, it was basically just Pokemon with the best stats I had.
>>677667252
But you don't love her? You have a 3D girlfriend that you'd choose over your waifu?
>>677667531
Damn it, my ice cream hasn't arrived yet. I gave you my soul and everything
>>677668069
Defidently missed me and my parents
>>677668098
>>677667553
Yeah, and going over 60 cards...
>>677668069
He doesn't, and donating off stream isn't as fun.
But i have bought one of his shirts, so thats something.
>>677663735
>2d only
Damn westerners..
>>677667531
hello, strawberry and vanilla today please
>>677668372
Why would I love something imaginary?
Hmm... i mean, I do love her, but not the same as I love a 3d gf
>>677667737
Job well done
>>677667256
I a few bottles of red wine somewhere in my apartment. I believe that they are cabernet sauvignons.
>I prefer white wine, there are more different flavours of it.
I should invest in some white wine, then.
>>677667531
Evening, Neo. Do you have blueberry? I'd really like some blueberry before I go to bed.
Also, how are you today, man? You doing alright?
>>677667737
Guess I should clarify as well. I have no dolls in real life, two in pics, and I used to have both a Tatsuta and a Tenryuu figurine, but a friend's dog decided to exercise their teeth on them.
>>677665794
Sorry.. I can't help it~
>>677667531
I'll take one ball of strawberry and one ball of vanilla, please.
emperor claimed
>>677667865
>EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Yuh huh. Double scoop of the liquorice coming up.
>>677667971
>>677668094
Coming right up.
I gotchu.
As for day... I dunno. Nothing seems fun anymore. Like all of the energy and emotion that I usually have is drained and gone right now. Yourselves?
>>677668212
Damnit TenTen just a hint at the secret. It doesn't even have to be a good secret. Just tell me how... Say... You can get 10k FPS on Skyrim. That's a fair trade.
>>677668220
Sure. Any soul is a good soul. I can put a little more violence into the caramel if you want?
>>677668244
Well, three scoops of "I don't care" for your dubs.
As for Italian secrets... You can keep them. I have no need for them...
>>677668375
Sorry boss. It's taking a while to pack all of the ice cream and bottles into the van. We'll send it your way as soon as we can.
>>677668554
Coming right up. Want any toppings this time?
>>677668741
We do have blueberry. Two scoops, any toppings?
>how are you
Mediocre. No emotion to show. Yourself?
>>677668810
Any toppings with that?
>>677668857
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>677668857
Howdy emps.
>>677668603
>>677668372
Is this faggot seriously lecturing you for not dedicating your waifu to a 2d character?
>>677668741
I reccomend to you an Orange blossom Prosecco.
It's pretty common but it's good as well~
Anyway, I'll be off for tonight.
See you tomorrow <3
>SleepySleepy.jpg
>>677667737
>Secret and humane german killing methods
kek
>>677668098
I don't think we can kiss more than once at a time, but I'm willing to experiment..
>netdeck
The horror. Although building decks can be an incredible amount of work.
>>677669077
laifu*
>>677669058
>more violence in the caramel
Do you also have GENOCIDE or DETERMINATION? If not, Violence please
>>677669058
I'd say that is a fair price, but why doesn't anyone want great Italian secrets.
>>677668857
OH CRAP I FORGOT
>>677669058
Nothing, the ice cream will be good even without some
>>677668010
Shit, I missed you. Three malted french people with white chocolate flags, on the house.
>>677668623
It's easy for a german...
>>677668741
I'll post a pic of mine.....timestamps aren't that actual, but hey...
We also should play a game together in WoWs. I'm a nice, non-salty and helpful player, Shiki and Sanya can confirm that i'm a great and helpful teacher.
>>677668857
Hey Emps
>>677669058
No problem, it is a lot of caramel
>>677669303
I prefer MERCY in my caramel, but that's just me
>>677669389
I like that picture.
>>677669077
>>677669197
not yet
>Holy shit, the thread is really fast again, good thing I prepared the next thread already
this fucker came up earlier
>>677669107
What about a long sweet kiss that feels like three?
>>677669058
Thanks!
I hear ya... I'm tired myself. I'd give you a hug but I really dont feel like doing anything kek.
>>677669520
>Shiki and Sanya can confirm that i'm a great and helpful teacher
There's more propaganda in this post than WWII and North Korea combined
>>677668741
Here you go
>just imagine a Big Hoppou and Akashi to them
Yang reporting in!
>>677669058
Did anything happen or is it just a bad day?
I'm doing as usual, vidya, anime, gym, homework, shitposting...
>>677669701
No, now that you've brought it up one is no longer sufficient in any way.
>>677668603
I don’t know how to explain it. I used to look down on waifuists until I watched my waifu's anime. It's not just a "qt animu grill I want to fug" but I actually love her, more than my own life. I will never have sex with 3D again.
Anyone here wants to get their dick sucked?
>>677669303
Surprisingly, we did actually get another batch of determination arriving today. I'll add some extra for ya.
>>677669346
Well... I'll take them off your hands if you really want to. But... They're just not the same as Nazi Tech secrets.
>>677669385
Alrighty, we'll make it plain for ya.
>>677669638
Just the right level of cute and sadistic intent to kill the MC in it.
>>677669632
We've had to hire 3 trucks to transport it. I hope you're grateful.
>>677669788
Mhm. Just feel really sluggish and nothing is making me happy. Tried RL, SeeUs:GO, drawing, WoW, all the games I have installed. Nothing.
>>677669982
Naw, just a really bland day. I think I've become dependant on the gym to be happy...
Probably not. But it does make me feel a lot better.
>>677669068
Thanks.
>>677669077
Heyo
>>677669362
Forgot what? The milkstache? it's fine.
>>677669632
Hello. I saw your Necron Ghost Ark before I went to bed. I thought it was cool.
So how's everyone doing today?
>>677669389
Thanks Neo.
I'm headed off to the gym
Bye.
>>677669638
I like that picture
>>677669889
>21/3/2016
Y
>>677669632
>MERCY
Disgusting
>>677670067
>not even claiming waifu
>no hint of sarcasm or irony
>>677670081
no deal
>cody
>>677669889
This is pure awesomeness Ten :D
>>677670032
<3
We should probably stop here or more rules will be made up D:
>>677670305
Take care. Make sure you get ripped quick so you can support your waifu more.
>>677669058
No toppings for now. Maybe next time.
>Mediocre. No emotion to show.
I know what you mean by that. I'm decent. Still recovering from food poisoning. Did you hit the gym today?
>Orange blossom Prosecco
I'll be sure to look for it! Sweet dreams, Noire~
>>677669520
>I'll post a pic of mine.....timestamps aren't that actual, but hey...
>>677669889
Timestamp > no timestamp. Now I totally miss my pair... I need to see if I have the money to get them again.
>We also should play a game together in WoWs.
Let me play a few hundred matches more. I don't want to drag you down. Seriously.
>>677670326
I don’t post my waifu on /b/.
Claimed.
>violating Global 13
Avafagging belongs in the >>/trash/
>>677670233
I feel ya. Couldn't even bring myself to fire up my PC so im just on my laptop. I should play vidya again. Makes the day nice.
>>677670233
That is awesome. Thank you for the ice.
>>677669058
no toppings this time either
>>677670081
no
>Forgot to reply again. I suck.
>>677669100
If you are still here, see: >>677670438
-Tatsie
>>677670233
You don't know that, for all you know they could be slightly shittier versions of the Nazi tech secrets but changed so the Italians can understand it.
>>677668375
Heh, that's a dog for ya. I'm sure he missed you especially, giving him baths and what not, great owner.
>>677668470
That's odd, most streamers do from what I know. I'm sure you'll catch him streaming sooner or later, glad you're enjoying your tea.
Shirt? Pic?
>>677670552
>caring about the globals
>>677670552
Nobody likes rulefags, i hope you dont act like this IRL.
>>677670233
That's a lot of icecream!
>>677670244
Thanks, here is my monolith
>>677670326
I'm a firm believer in not killing the universe
Fran
>>677670314
Because we don't write MM/DD/YY here in Germany.
>>677670411
And i still have more, but no pics of them.
>>677670438
It's not like that i have low-tier ships too..
>no one claimed Maki
You all have shit taste
claiming her by the way
Am I late to the party guys?
Nonon claim!
What's everyone up to?
>>677670233
We are all dependant on various things to be happy. At least the gym won't fuck you up unlike fast food, dangerous behaviour or drugs
Besides, we all have good, bad and boring days. It makes you appreciate more the good times
