Waifu claiming thread - Knife to meet you edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
Ἂ δὲ μπορεῖς παρὰ νὰ κλαῖς τὸ δείλι,
τοὺς ζωντανοὺς τὰ μάτια σου ἂς θρηνήσουν:
Θέλουν μὰ δὲ βολεῖ νὰ λησμονήσουν.
>>677648499
Theres allusions to the whole character through all the arcs. Including motives and reasons for showing up right at the end.
>>677648207
Because this is a place of calm until shitposters arrive.
#makeyumexsyndrahappen
>>677648726
Yeah, I knew it.
Best German Cv claimed
Guten Morgen Everyone !
claimed
Shiki claimed, long hair edition.
>>677648648
>Knife meet to you
Im back, hows everyone?
>Homura claimed.
>>677641243
>>677640731
Hai there sweetie.
>>677643864
Death Parade main theme is so relaxing <3
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>677648726
A de mporeis pará ná... I can't speak Aristotleian
>>677648761
I may return once I get to work.
>>677647111
Nette sich wiederholende Zahlenfolge.
Heute einige wirklich gute Spiele auf der Mutsuki, was heißt ich komme der Fubuki immer näher!
>>677647320
Heiligs Blechle! Bei mir ist es immerhin nur einmal in der Woche.
Halb 6 ist nebenbei immernoch zu früh.
>>677647490
Oh yeah, I remember now! The Mercury name is pretty unique. What is the anime about?
>>677648060
There are occasionally threads on /c/ where you can request.
Tenryuu claimed
And totally not salty about the pretty complex and well developed MM in WoWs which is totaly not cancerous and is totally not a shame for every other dev in this world.
>>677648932
Ich versau lieber den Tag mit meiner Tirpitz
Syndra Claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ephev1jtAyU
>>677648776
No,
>>677648815
Hey Graf
>>677648954
Top-moo
>>677648648
i don't know man.
i moved away from everyone because guess what.
i end up hurting everyone because
>i'm always right
>everyone else around me is inferior
this way of thinking makes me want to scold everyone about how they live, and i say harsh things, so is better this way
>>677648648
mandatory cc claim
the facial hair thread got archived
ill wait for another, if it ever comes
>>677648954
Hi bestbro, how are you today?
vlad claim ^-^
>>677649057
>totally not salty
>filename
... It's alright Tenryuu
It's all gonna be good
>>677648815
he second most saltiest person alive how is it going?
>>677648932
dafür ü60 Überstunden geschrubbt war halt schöner Urlaub dann
>>677649057
*patpat*
>>677649081
<3
>>677648093
Not exactly, but I vastly prefer cold weather and it's already a bit too hot for my likings. Not enough cold wind to ventilate my home.
>>677648120
That's pretty interesting. Aren't epi pens just short needles?
>>677648339
The video isn't much special, but the music is so calming. It could definitely do without the random bits of rap though.
Tsuzu claimed for Hatsuanon cuz it seems like he is not here :|
Hatsuzuki claimed.
>>677648060
Don't worry about it. I understand the problem perfectly.
I'm not big on small talk and allergic to shallow interaction in particular.
I mean, it's a common problem, for sure.
"Hey, how are you?" "Good! Yourself?" "I'm fine, as well. How's the weather over there?" ...
Waste of time.
I can only handle conversations with some substance to them and actually care about what is being said instead of following a set formula.
>maximum tangent
Maybe there's something inside for you to reply to.
>>677648902
Welcome back!
>>677648648
Knife to meet you aswell
>Sachi Claim
>>677648648
claiming bridget because too lazy to google 2d images
>>677648954
Mooo !
>>677649081
Hello There Syndra kun !
How its going ?>
>>677649057
>Salty as fuck
>>677649283
What ? Saltiest ?
Im never yeling
Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed.
Hey guys, how's going? ^^
>>677648726
>A. I can not help crying cowards ,
>living your eyes Let's mourn :
>But they do not want to forget volleyball
I love google translate.
>>677649081
Hello.
>>677649209
Hi bestbro, I'm doing alright.
>>677649747
Moo moo.
>>677648726
>>677648761
>>677648776
>>677648785
>>677648815
>>677648870
>>677648899
>>677648901
>>677648902
>>677648912
>>677648917
>>677648932
>>677648954
>>677649057
>>677649081
>>677649130
>>677649140
>>677649209
>>677649230
>>677649320
>>677649349
welcome back everyone
>>677649130
Maybe try saying the harsh things in a nicer way? Like you seem good at finding mistakes others make. Compliment them on the things they did right and then tell them "but this ... needs improvement"
>>677649081
>Syndra
is way too powerful for you
Tatsie claimed.
I took a nap. Did I miss anything?
>>677649130
That's cute and a little ironic.
You care too much.
>>677649349
<3
>>677649747
a silent salty mofaducker
>>677649494
>best tights in sights
>>677649494
I hate commenting about weather IRL with ppl i dont know very well... its an easy topic but i can't help but feel like im showing im terrible at socializing just for bringing it up.
>>677649932
>But they do not want to forget volleyball
kek
>>677650031
moooo!
>>677650185
<3<3<3
>>677650180
Hey Tatsuta. You missed this hug.
>hug
Are you feeling better?
>>677649140
Can only be a matter of days.
>>677649057
Im alten Rom wärst du ein reicher Mann...
>>677649283
Hmm, ist auch was wert.
Well, time for me to get some rest. Sleep well everyone!
>>677649320
>I vastly prefer cold weather and it's already a bit too hot for my likings
Same here, it hasn't snowed in my city in decades. Summer must be hell
>>677650031
Nice!
>>677649932
>volleyball
Now I want to know what you actually said
>>677650180
Not much, the thread is going smoothly
>daily hug
>>677649283
The ship has been scraped.
>>677649747
Doing alright, just drinking tea as usual
.
Ok, Question time.
1) What are you drinking right now?
>Peppermint tea
2)Whats your favorite type of tree?
>Birch
3)What's the First thing to your left?
>keycard
>>677650454
>>677650180
Suspiciously watching.
>>677650494
Sleep tight o/
>>677650180
Good evening Tatsie, Nice to see you u.u
>>677649747
Hey Graf, How's going? ^^
>>677650079
thanks you sasa
but i won't tell you my secrets :P
>>677649634
>Bridget
what are you? Gay?
>>677650329
Mooooo moo.
>>677650602
1) What are you drinking right now?
Nothing right now... but last thing i drank was a cup of milk + chocolate powder.
2)Whats your favorite type of tree?
Thats an unusual question... I guess cherry tree cuz it gives the tastiest fruits!
3)What's the First thing to your left?
Traffic code book.
>>677650494
Gute Nacht Shiro.
>>677650612
Do you know that feeling when you're reluctant to look at something because you like it too much?
>>677650869
Sure?
>But I'm a slut for secrets
nah, that's fine too
>>677650602
1) Water now, 5 mins ago, peach and apple juice
2) Poplar
3) My phone
>>677650602
Why? :(
>1) What are you drinking right now?
Mineralwater
>2)Whats your favorite type of tree?
Cedrus, had to look that up
>3)What's the First thing to your left?
A book from H.P. Lovecraft
>>677650494
Gute Nacht
>>677650602
>What are you drinking?
Air
>Favorite type of tree
The one which spends the most shadow in summer
>First thing to your left
A book
>>677650494
Good night!
>>677651123
Why is that pic creeping me out?
>>677649900
Oh, hey Noire.
Not too much of note going on.
>>677650602
Water.
I can't even pick a favorite song or movie or shit.
My boots.
Mmm. Coffee.
>>677649245
Nothing is going to be alright. I'm already crumbling salt rocks from my body.
>>677649283
Steck dir die Hand tief in deinen Arsch damit du die Koptstifte gleich einzeln herauspicken kannst.
>>677649747
I'm never salty fam
>>677650180
No, you totally missed nothing....exept some cuddles, i dunno
>>677650494
Ich habe keinen Respekt vor Leuten welche Flugzeugträger, russische Kreuzer sowie russiche- und amerikanische DDs spielen. Und für den Rest nur so ab T8-10, bei den deutschen erst ab T5.
>>677651045
Kinda like anxiety but weirder?
Do i make you feel like that? :$
Afk for a bit.
>>677649900
Hey There !
Whats going on ?
>Double dubs
>>677650031
MOO mOo
>>677650180
Guten Morgen !
>>677650298
Hey ! im never using verbal sentences !
>>677650602
1) What are you drinking right now?
>Coffe like allways
2)Whats your favorite type of tree?
>oak
3)What's the First thing to your left?
>chair
>>677650494
Gute Nacht !
>>677650868
>Playing WoWs
>laugh when you see yelling tenten on teamchat
And like always im drinking coffe
How its going ?
>>677650559
>Ἂ δὲ μπορεῖς παρὰ νὰ κλαῖς τὸ δείλι,
Ah, but all you can do is cry at the sunset
>τοὺς ζωντανοὺς τὰ μάτια σου ἂς θρηνήσουν:
The live ones your tears should be shed for:
>Θέλουν μὰ δὲ βολεῖ νὰ λησμονήσουν.
For they want, but they can't forget.
Ιt's rough, but it's all I can muster right now. I'm tired.
>>677651102
but i want chocolate
>>677650602
1)Strawberry and Raspberry flavored water
2)Oak
3)my bed
>>677650602
1) What are you drinking right now?
Some cheap no name energy drink
2)Whats your favorite type of tree?
Beechwood
3)What's the First thing to your left?
Notebook (as in a book of notes, not a computer).
>>677648648
>>677650602
1) My usual iced tea and some booze
2) Fuchsia, I guess.
3) headphones
>>677650602
1)What are you drinking right now?
>Going to brew tea soon
2)What's your favorite type of tree?
>Probably cherry tree, I have one behind my house and it's always fun to climb it during summer...while eating cherries obviously
3)What's the first thing to your left?
>My ring
>>677651335
Same here, just listening to some music and being here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0lSuLabZvY
>>677651426
Doing fine thanks, just restored my sleeping schedule.
Nothing new for now u.u
Just listening to music, probably going to play HD Action Unleashed soon.
>>677651280
>Mission accomplished
It's almost 3D
>>677651437
Thanks Tats!
>You should go to sleep
>>677650602
>What are you drinking right now?
mineral water
>Whats your favorite type of tree?
The ones which kill people
>What's the First thing to your left?
my trusty combat knife
>>677651588
glad someone around here has a sense of humor
>>677651385
Try to stay away from water then!
>>677651473
I can give you some chocolate
>>677650454
>pat
I'm a bit better, thanks. Still low on energy, but I'll be getting that back in a day or two.
I always see you here. Do you never sleep or are we in (roughly) the same time zone?
>>677650559
Good to hear. Good to hear.
Wasn't hugs and stuff banned? Oh well. Fuck da police.
>hug
>>677650602
Evening, Syndra. I hope all is well with you.
1: Water.
2: Probably rosewood.
3: Portable amp.
>>677650612
Calm down, Homunyan. I'm not stealing your DD. I'm more into CLs, even though Tsuzu is a total qt.
>>677650868
Evening. Good to see you, too! How are you doing? Hopefully you are feeling better than I am.
>>677651923
yeeey
you're so cute thanks
>>677651588
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the personification of hate and greed and I've been involved in numerous genocide runs on the underworld and I have erased the world over 300 times. I am trained in SAVEing and I'm the most DETERMINED being in the entire Underworld. You are nothing to me but just some more EXP. I will ERASE you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never seen before in the Underworld, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am threatening Alphys and she is tracking your IP right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your SOUL. You're fucking ERASED, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my old knife. Not only am I extensively DETERMINED and able to come back to life after being killed, but I also have the ability to ERASE the fucking world and if I feel like it, I will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that you were never the one in control, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn IDIOT, I will stab you over and over until you are nothing but dust. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>677651280
The only good OP, everyone else aint even trying
>>677648932
Gate is basically Japan modern day vs medieval era Europe with magic thrown in.
>>677651383
I do enjoy coffee.
>>677650602
1. Mother. Only until people get to work.
2. Eucalyptus.
3. My bike helmet.
>>677648648
Knife to meet you too.
>Konan claim
>>677648648
>Knife meet to you
>>677651385
Good, good. Tell me, is Kuma a terrible ship or am I just bad at Warships?
>>677651426
Sup, Graf? How are you doing?
>>677651986
Doing fine thanks!
Well, if that's so, I really hope that you'll get better soon ^^
>Hugs
>I still don't understand all this stuff about RPing
>RPing not ERPing
>>677652313
Coffee is the best. I love coffee. Also pudding.
>>677651986
I think we're in the same or almost so.
I share my time zone with Tenryuu.
I'm on here a little too often, though.
>>677651831
Sleep? Not in my vocabulary.
>>677652750
oh yea, tats
your the mother to hand kun
im the father
me and hand kun agreed on it last night
Best Grill coming through, also waifu claim
>>677652540
Hey Nep, How's going?
It's been a while.
Got HD Action Unleashed on steam?
>>677652540
Puddi puddi
>>677652005
no probs
>>677653032
>dat pic
my sides!
>>677651425
It's a very difficult feeling to explain.
And yes, Homura is on the threshold to that.
>and that's awesome but slightly annoying
I think the purpose of this.. mechanism is twofold:
shield you from excessive emotions associated with the object
prevent you from becoming accustomed to it
I'm willing to assume this is pretty odd.
I don't know whether this is a natural response to any extend...
>>677652944
I feel honored. Did you decide at random or did you go through a process of elimination?
anyone addicted to sweets but never gets fat, or is it just me?
>>677652540
Coffee on tap is where I work. So good when they decide to make it though.
>>677652482
The Kuma is the best ship on it's tier, then you get the worst cruiser in the game, then it get's better, than they became worse after Noobgami. The Americans have great AA, then you have the overall pretty noobish, and the german cruisers need some skill from T5 and up.
>that outfit suits you. Were did you get those?
>>677653274
quit being nice, it's not normal, call me a faggot or something. at least insult me a little bit, it's wierd
>>677653416
it was a lengthy proccess. hand kun needs a responsible mother who fits all his needs, your that mother
>>677653037
It's going super duper amazing! Obviously.
I'll get it one day, Noire! One day.
How does it feel not having any friends, besides me, of course.
>>677653098
Yesssssss.
>>677652484
I'll be fine with enough time. Food poisoning is but a temporary thing after all.
Have you cooked any good food recently?
>>677652573
I believe that we are in the same zone, then.
>I'm on here a little too often, though.
Hey, if you are enjoying the things you do during your waking hours then all the more power to you.
It's good to see you around, actually. Wish I could be as active as you.
>>677651696
>Everyone playing anime games
Only I here prefers to play Wolfenstein ?
>kek
>>677652482
Well i would say fine but that will be lie
>Using googletrans cause i dont know how to write it
Today i was adjusted vertebrae
It hurt so much
>>677652750
πήγαινε για ύπνο?
πάω για ύπνο?
>When the Internet doesn't help
>>677653464
Happens to me too
>>677653513
But its so fun to weird you out.
>>677653634
Food poisoning sucks. Was it good food at least?
>>677653707
Hey, I play MWO.
>>677653471
Coffee is the secret fuel behind Gameindustri shares.
>>677653707
I like Wolfenstein too
>>677653513
>mfw you like being insulted
Oh, I didn't know you were into THAT you lil bitch
>>677653519
lmao
don't have many pics left
Just watched a more recent Last Week Tonight episode on America's un-standardized sex ed.
That's rather concerning if I actually decide to stay in the US. Sadly Germany is going to shit in terms of education on unrelated fronts. Fuck.
Mugi is here.
Hi.
Did I miss much?
>>677653629
Bye bye. I'll be back in 2 hours. Sorry.
>>677654126
Hey screensaver
>>677654185
Just the usual stuff.
>>677654185
>Did I miss much?
Ms. P might get fucked by the long dick of the law.
Claimed
>>677654212
Cya!
>>677654335
in the arrrrrmms of an angel
>>677653595
I could teach him about obscure post Renascence poets and educate him because of my standing as a teacher.
Good call. How's he doing right now? Our... um... child, I mean.
>>677653738
The "?" doesn't exist in Greek we use a semicolon.
Σε λίγο, αλλά ευχαριστώ για την σκέψη.
Cory claimed
>>677653513
what the fuck
you're so cute
will u marry me
>>677654126
who?
>>677654513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPbtlFVV3X0
>>677654335
Rip
>that really sucks
>>677654280
So not much?
>>677654126
My nigga
>>677653634
Ah, but the important thing is your times match Tenryuus fairly well.
The threads are not always equally interesting, anyways.
I think it's better to have a short time one enjoys a lot than a long time that's just average.
>>677654508
he's asleep, and he has a craving for me to carry him about, this come from me calling him cute after he sent me pics of himself
>>677654618
no rin is my waifu, not you
>>677653629
You should've bought it on the first day, it was 40% off.
>Not having friends
Why don't you admit that I'm the best CPU.
Of course I am Uhuhu~
>>677653634
Food poisoning?
What caused that?
>Studied food disease/poisoning for 5 years
Anyway not that much, going to try some new cookies this weekend and maybe some fish.
>>677653707
I don't even know what wolfenstein is.
Only played around my circle of games that i already know since now, never searched for something totally different.
>>677654005
nou
>>677654822
okay cute sir
i'm sorry
>>677653480
Good to hear that I'm just trash at the game, then. I guess I just need to put some more hours into the game, then.
I found them in your room and decided to try them on. Glad we have a similar build.
>>677653707
You went to a chiropractor? I've never had a spine adjustment, but I'll take your word on the pain. How serious was the procedure?
>>677653825
Sadly, no. Part of the steak was so raw it could've walked away from my plate at any second.
Feeling so tired now woman are so hard to deal with if they are your ex gf its even worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PtfyRjkn40
will be heading out for today see ya tomorrow fellow waifu claimers
>>677654825
O-Only for a bit! And for a spinoff game! Sheesh.
Maaaaybe I should make sure eeeveryone knows about your little secret~
Joking, Joking. I love you too much as my sidekick, Noire!
>>677654513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inSHJVtwUFs
>>677654790
Aw, that's sweet.
I gotta ask though, how old is Hand-kun at the moment?
>>677654335
Memes too dank?
>>677654508
Παρακαλώ
>Semicolon instead of a question mark
Confusing to non-Greeks, very confusing
>>677654126
>>677654185
Hey Hey
>>677655056
Night Yume-chan.
Rory-sama is at work as of now, gonna be difficult to answer quickly or at all due to open kitchen.
>>677653326
>shield you from excessive emotions associated with the object
Whelp she is a qt and a tragic character, i think i understand how this feeling might make you reluctant to keep watching pmmm and be afraid of what happens to her <.<
>I'm willing to assume this is pretty odd.
It might be odd but at same time its amazing, it means you're getting involved with the plot and i guess that helps you enjoy it.
>>677655187
im pretty sure he's 20 or 25, my memory is shit.
but your memory is better than mine so you should be able to pick up my flaws
>>677653707
Return to Castle Wolfenstein, is the best. The others are great too.
>>677654696
Hah, I guess so.
>I think it's better to have a short time one enjoys a lot than a long time that's just average.
While I do agree with you, I also force myself to believe that having long periods that feel boring or average are needed in order to truly appreciate the more enjoyable times.
>>677654825
Raw steak from a restaurant. I don't mind eating rare if cooked correctly, but this one was just a huge mistake. At least I'll live.
I like cookies. As long as they aren't too sweet. I'm probably going to make some form of Asian-inspired chicken dish if I feel like eating again tomorrow.
>>677655481
It generally just slows me down.
It can't actually prevent me from looking... but I might need a break quickly.
It's kinda crazy, I guess.
>>677655523
>I gave birth at either 4 or 9 years old.
That must have been pleasant.
>>677655226
What do you mean;
>>677655004
>I found them in your room and decided to try them on
You did what?
>I guess I just need to put some more hours into the game
Learn through pain, i did it a lot in this game already. And i'm still learning
>>677655056
Ich hoffe du stirbst qualvoll im Schlaf
>>677654696
>anyways.
I think it's better to have a short time one enjoys a lot than a long time that's just average.
This is why i feel reluctant to try any anime with 26+ episodes.
>>677656063
Aha just take your time, as i said before binge watching can be a terrible thing to do since you're just speeding through the show instead of meditating about what you're watching.
I find too much:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gJMit2ZojM&feature=iv&src_vid=nlrlzVogdUc&annotation_id=annotation_939399585
>>677655182
Well, I'm playing it right now and it's pretty good for a spinoff game.
>Your little secret
If you're talking about cosplaying everyone here already knows ;^)
>>677655915
Raw Steak?
Probably you got worms or Salmonella, generally it can cause these two.
I was going to try some moroccan cookies, made with honey and almonds.
>>677656362
Wait.... what?
>>677654626
Tsumugi Kotobuki
>>677656078
couldnt you just heighten your resistance to pain cuz ur fuckin telekinetic
Ruri Gokou claimed
>>677656548
Hows it going shiny spoon lord?
>>677656078
>various accent marks
>the "breathing"
>semicolon instead of a question mark
᾿I can't even
>>677655915
How did you ask for it? Steak should never be raw unless you ask for blue. But most places dont know how to cook good steak unless they are taught well.
>>677653825
>>677653909
Kek then
>excluding them
>>677654825
O shieet boy
>little disappointed
I'm surprised that someone has not heard of Wolfenstein or Doom
>Even Stocking know !
>>677655004
Got problem with ligament
>its normal for my job (warehouseman)
>>677656729
im alright
how about you
>>677648954
Has our dream machine taken flight?
>>677649230
\( ^ - ^ )/
( . )( . )
>>677656445
I really want to get it. Because video games are almost as good as pudding.
I'll find another secret one day, I swear!
>>677656338
>This is why i feel reluctant to try any anime with 26+ episodes.
Same with me.
I feel like I cannot go wrong with the well regarded 6 episode ones (and never did), but the longer it is the more reluctant I become to check it out.
You are right some pacing is needed to process what you're watching, but since I like to get emotionally involved I don't want cool-down periods that are too long.
>>677648901
>>677652446
Damn, came here to say it
>>677656965
>boobs slightly too far to the left
Damnit Atago, otherwise Hello.
>>677656965
Coloring starts tomorrow.
>>677657273
Just for you I'll add an extra space and see what happens
\( ^ - ^ )/
( . )( . )
>>677657308
Aye Aye
Atago~
Why would you even post your waifu on /b/?
![[muffled anger].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1457/723/1457723205004.jpg "[muffled anger]")
