Waifu claiming thread - I should start doing something edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
>>677625978
Whats baking?
Rory claimed.
>>677626140
making a thread
Claiming the sentient bodystocking fetish object again.
>>677625475
>>677626140
that really sounds like a depression phase to me now
>mfw I only know about depression and don't want to slap it to everyone who tells me their problems
I'm guessing with changing the job you hope that the work atmosphere is getting better.
I'm guessing you don't like the customers and the boss you have, they seem to be rather strict with things and thus stressing you out, hence your venting by cursing when no one is listening.
>>677625414
Kirino
Yume
Tenryuu
>now I'm just being ridiculous
Claiming Rika Nonaka.
Rika loli is best loli.
>>677626144
LOVE ME!!!!
>>677626253
>Best tights in sight
>>677626275
what is it with me and the saltiest person alive?
>claiming yume
The goddamned 'The View' template I was working on didn't save properly so I'll have to start over. Fuck my life.
You can fuck around with this template in the meantime.
school is finally over. Shiina is here!
>>677626275
ohfuckyougotme
i suggest you guys watch this
>>677626431
>>677626116
>>677626140
>>677626144
>>677626253
>>677626298
>>677626353
>>677626444
welcome back everyone
>>677626353
>moenado
Fuck, my sides!
>>677626431
We're trying to figure out who >>677626353
this guy is. He says, he's a regular here
Hatsuzuki reserving Homura.
I don't want to have to shank any imposter Homuras.
>>677626482
Probably Tenryuu then.
>>677626431
No.
>>677626475
Hey Shiina
>>677626585
Its just as posible that he isn't a regular.
>>677626444
I'm sorry to hear that.
I guess that I'll try something with that template.
Vinyl claimed
Whats up guys? What you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3BYPleySY0
>>677626275
Oh my vent time is during work and Im open about my feelings with everyone. Problems with depression come from the industry more than current job. Moving to a better paying job till I can get out of cooking. Other problems contribute, including a medical condition.
Emperor of Mankind claimed.
>>677626585
It's me, Goku.
>>677626777
Nothing as yet. Will put on something when I get to work. Got a while to wait though, will probably open with this.
https://youtu.be/5mXgD6CArwE
>>677626916
All praise be unto Him.
>>677626777
Hey Horsefucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgi1txjrKZk
>>677626916
Hey Emps
best suit girl claimed. I've actually stopped playing LoL right now so I can actually stay around and converse with people.
>>677626684
Hi Syndra-Sama c:
>>677626777
>>/mlp/
>>677626777
>checked
also the little demon infected me with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P49FraVNS_Y
>>677626656
not sure he doesn't seem salty enoguh maybe graf or whatever
>>677627042
Hey Akira
>>677627073
2cute5me
>>677626777
nice trips
I'm listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P_DPdryNBo
being a bit of an undertale fag now
>>677626821
At least you're honest with your feelings, that's great
>>677626916
heya emps
>>677626934
It's me, Chara
>>677627165
hey syndra, how's it going?
>>677627254
picture. i swear i do this only when im tired.
>>677627073
I fucking hate you fucking faucktardfacefuckerfaggot
>>677627165
LOVE ME I AM CUTE!!!
>>677627174
Did you give up?
If so then I am going back to bed.
>>677627254
Doing alright, just messing around in photoshop and enjoying tea as always
>>677627319
No.
>>677627395
>back to bed
now there is a hint
Chiaki Nanami
hey hey!
>>677626995
Fucking GEMA
But eh, Scorpions are good, although not 100% my thing
>>677627016
Ayyy
Frank Sinatra cool, although I dont listen to him really
>>677627136
>I still havent watched this yet
>>677627174
Tbh I dont like Undertale at all, but the song isnt that bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg3kcJpnuC4
>>677626777
Listening to the Revolutionary Etude by Chopin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u6iXQ5_MCA
>>677626995
>>677627016
>>677627174
Heyo guys. How you doing?
>>677626916
Hey Emps
>>677627174
It's me, Imoen.
>>677627319
>yandere yume
I kinda like it.
Hey guiz.
>>677627319
Shut up, slave!
>>677627433
Heyo
>>677627453
Me too, but im kinda in the mood for it today.
>>677627489
Doing alright, just a bit tired.
>>677627528
Sup
>>677627042
man
i played like 5 games and lost it all
was 67 LP now 19 because i won the last
plat 5 is really hard
i'm so tilted.
IM SO FUCKING TILTED
I'm back to watching Madoka.
If I don't survive tell my wife "Hello".
claimed
>>677627395
so from murica it is then, but i give up
>>677627453
Glad you like it.
oh, german. Hmm... It's rather nice, but not my type of music
Claimed faggots
fucking shit comunity that multiplayer games has
>>677627492
It's me, Frisk!
>with a frisky picture
>>677627793
will do, have fun
>>677627833
Not from America, I'll give you that.
Night then. Sorry about the shitposting.
>>677627983
get the fuck out already
>>677627683
I cant even stand playing ranked. I prefer playing normals or ARAMs where I don't get knocked for my anti-meta builds or picks.
It's almost like people think that the anti-meta build is the reason for losing. Y'know, not like the normal build would have guaranteed a win.
>>677627983
fucking attention seeker.
fuck yourself
>>677627492
Yandere yume + tsundere syndra = love
>>677627793
it was so hard to watch still have to watch rebellion
>>677627606
[insert navy seal copypasta]
Well, I might be going away to Jail for a little bit after today, it was good knowing you guys.
you are gay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkxzgB_tqlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3Kc8uzRRes
>>677627676
Yeah, I know that
Sometimes I just randomly start to listen to KC & The Sunshine Band
>Give It Up stll best song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psFQMKcsIF8
>>677627833
Its my favourite band actually
But I sometimes just post music at the end or beginning of my post, so you can check it out if you want
>>677627172
Fucking hot
>>677627832
Hey Jibril
>>677627939
One of the reasons i ''stopped'' playing lol
>>677627983
Welp, everyone needs to vent out sometimes.
>>677628161
Good luck!
>>677628080
I don't know
I feel like i need to get better so i always play ranks
but i end up angry
like i wanna smash my keyboard
>>677628161
what happened?
>>677628154
>Navy seals
>in german
Was zum fick hast du gerade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Ich lass dich wissen, dass ich Klassenbester in den Navy Seals war und ich war in unzähligen geheimen Überfallen gegen Al-Quaeda mitwirkend und ich habe über 300 bestätigte Tötungen. Ich bin in Guerilla Taktik ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze in der ganzen US Armee. Du bist nichts anderes für mich als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit Präzision auslöschen wie Leute wie du sie noch nie zuvor gesehen haben, das verspreche ich dir verdammt. Du denkst du kommst einfach ungeschoren davon nur weil du diese Scheiße übers Internet zu mir sagst? Denk nochmal, Wixxer. Während wir reden, kontaktiere ich mein geheimes Netzwerk von Spionen in der gesamten USA und deine IP wird in just diesem Moment aufgespürt, also bereitest du dich besser auf den Sturm vor, du Made! Der Sturm welcher dein lächerlich kleines etwas, dass du Leben nennst auslöscht. Du bist verfickt nochmal tot, Kind. Ich kann überall sein, zu jeder Zeit und ich kann dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten umbringen, und dies nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Ich bin nicht nur ausführlich im waffenlosen Kampf trainiert, ich habe zusätzlich noch Zugriff auf das gesamte Waffenarsenal der United States Marine Corps und ich werde es im vollem Umfang ausnutzen um deinen miserablen Arsch vom Gesicht des Kontinents zu wischen, du kleines Stück Scheiße. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest welch unheilige Vergeltung dein kleines „schlaues“ Kommentar dir bescheren würde, vielleicht hättest du dann deine verdammte Fresse gehalten. Aber du konntest nicht und hast es nicht und jetzt zahlst du den Preis, du gottverdammter Idiot. Ich werde dich anscheißen in meiner Raserei und du wirst darin ertrinken. Du bist verfickt nochmal tot, Winzling.
>>677628080
I get what you mean. Even if you do play with the normal build, still everyone gives you shit
>>677628161
We'll remember you.
>>677627492
Hey. How you doing?
>>677627676
Tired? I hear ya. I just woke up.
>>677628319
Was zum Teufel hast du grade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Du solltest wissen, dass ich meine Ausbildung beim GSG9 als Jahrgangsbester abgeschlossen habe, in mehrere Kommandounternehmen gegen Al-Kaida involviert war und über 300 bestätigte Tötungen habe. Ich bin in Gorillakriegsführung ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze im deutschen Bundesheer. Du bist für mich nichts als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit einer nie zuvor gesehenen Präzision vom Antliz dieser Welt tilgen, merk dir meine verdammten Worte. Du denkst du könntest hier im Internet so eine Scheiße über mich erzählen und damit durchkommen? Denk lieber nochmal darüber nach, du Wichser. Während wir uns hier unterhalten, habe ich schon mein geheimes Netzwerk aus Spionen kontaktiert und deine IP-Adresse wird grade rückverfolgt, also mach dich besser auf den Sturm gefasst, du Made. Der Sturm, der das erbärmliche kleine Ding, das du als dein "Leben" bezeichnest, auslöschen wird. Du bist verdammt nochmal tot, Junge. Ich könnte jederzeit überall sein, und dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten töten, nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Aber ich bin nicht nur im unbewaffneten Kampf ausgebildet, ich habe auch Zugriff auf das Waffenarsenal der Bundeswehr und ich werde es aufs Vollste ausschöpfen, um deinen elendigen Arsch von diesem Kontinent zu blasen, du kleiner Scheißkerl. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest, was für eine apokalyptische Rache dein kleiner "witziger" Kommentar provoziert hat, hättest du vermutlich dein verdammtes Maul gehalten. Aber nein, das hast du nicht hinbekommen, das wolltest du nicht, und jetzt wirst du dafür bezahlen, du verdammter Idiot. Du wirst in meinem Hass ertrinken. Du bist tot, Junge.
>>677628161
do you mean school/uni by jail?
>>677628278
is really triggering me
on Dota 2 is the same, i fucking swear
>>677628319
how do you know i am german? did i mention it when you were around?
>>677628402
best giiiiiiif
>>677628161
have a nice trip
>>677628080
I swear I am the worst at remembering images.
>>677628524
holy shit I didn't realised this picture is so gay when i saved it
Tenryuu claimed
What's up guys?
>>677628528
deutschschwuchtel bestätigt
>>677628528
ya, you did, you were surprised that I was from austria too
>>677628474
ah, shit, that makes more sense. German navy seals with german army and shit like that...
>>677628642
Na mein lieblings Salz was geht Montag überstanden?
>>677628161
Uh oh. I don't know what you did but I hope you make it out okay.
>>677628642
Hey Tenryuu, I'm alright. How are you?
>>677628416
Oh, btw give me the pic for the milk mustache
>>677628524
I hear ya
Its the same on almoust every Moba or multiplayer competitive game.
>>677628528
no.
>>677628642
Hey Tenyruru
Nothing much, just some shitposting.
>>677628642
Yo Ten
Skype later?
>>677628651
Wurde schon vor zwei Wochen oder so bestätigt
Rory going dark. Need sleep but also need to stay awake. Will zombie through until I get to work.
>>677628964
Take care.
>>677628474
>Bundesheer
Es tut weh...
>>677628728
Ich hasse Montage...
>>677628730
It could be better, but it could be worse too. My fucking vanilla milk tastes like liquid vanilla pudding...
>>677628790
So i did't miss something important
>>677628804
Maybe, i dunno
>>677628790
I didn't said anything to you
Still how was your day?
>>677629016
Erzähl ich brauch was zum lachen
Guess I'll claim Hanako from Katawo Shoujo, no pics
>>677626040
that's frisk, faggot
>>677629106
Syndra liebt dich
>kek
>>677629235
of Lilly
>>677629251
In fact, we don't know
>>677629205
what is your problem?
>>677629235
hey there criespy one
how is your day going?
>>677629253
get lost nigga
>>677628688
German shit always makes sense
>>677629016
War Bundesheer nicht eigentlich Österreich? Ich hab mir die Pasta auch nur mal vor ein oder zwei Jahren kopiert
>>677629347
The question is : who is the Fallen Child ?
>>677628524
No, I mean Jail. I had a warrant for 2 years, I managed to evade the law, they got me, I went to jail, I posted bail and I violated my probation. It's like, 2 or 3 different things coming together at once.
>>677628319
>>677628730
>>677628528
>>677628400
>>677628278
Thank you, thank you, I appreciate it. I can tell you right now I can make my way buy drawing porn and writing fan-fic for the other inmates.
I don't want to mention any specifics but it wasn't for owning anything illegal, I wasn't intoxicated or in the car, and I didn't sexually assault anyone.
I might be able to make my way out of it, but if I can't it was fun.
>>677629253
No.
>>677629355
I have a lot of problems.
>>677629251
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the personification of hate and greed and I've been involved in numerous genocide runs on the underworld and I have erased the world over 300 times. I am trained in SAVEing and I'm the most DETERMINED being in the entire Underworld. You are nothing to me but just some more EXP. I will ERASE you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never seen before in the Underworld, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am threatening Alphys and she is tracking your IP right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your SOUL. You're fucking ERASED, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my old knife. Not only am I extensively DETERMINED and able to come back to life after being killed, but I also have the ability to ERASE the fucking world and if I feel like it, I will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that you were never the one in control, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn IDIOT, I will stab you over and over until you are nothing but dust. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>677628651
Und da haben wir eventül noch eine weitere.
>>677629106
Es gibt nichts besseres als in TK eine Telefonanlage zu bauen, die Anlage falsch zu programmieren und so alle anderen Anlagen auf einmal erreichst, während du nicht mal dein Netzwerkeigenes 2. Telelfon erreichst. Super.
>>677629384
Bundesheer waren die Österreicher. Du weißt schon, die deren Lieblingsspeise ein saftiges Josef Schnitzel mit Pomm-Fritzl ist.
>>677629487
Most Chara line award
Welp, im gonna go take a shower, see you in a bit.
>>677629487
That's great. Have a pantyshot
>>677629591
Nice hab ich auch schon gemacht.
>>677629421
Wanna talk about it?
>>677629419
cool i hope you have a nice trip
>>677629591
>Pomm-Fritzl
>Fritzl
Du hast mir gerade die Pommes versalzen. wow, das war ein burner, ich weiß nichtmal was ich darauf antworten soll
>>677629600
thank you
>>677629487
What the fuck did you just fucking say about My Little Pony, you bucking foal? I’ll have you know it's ranked top out of all the shows on the Hub, and it has been won numerous awards, and has over 300 thousand confirmed fans. Lauren Faust is trained in sociology and has the top team in the entire cartoon industry. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about My Little Pony over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this I am contacting my secret network of bronies across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the friendship cannon, coltcuddler. The friendship that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re bucking dead, foal. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what chaotic retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking muzzle. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn canter. I will shit love and tolerance all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bucking dead, kiddo.
>>677629591
Boah, aber mal ernsthaft: So nen Schnitzel mit Pommes wär jetzt voll geil
Hab leider nur noch 3 Tage alte Schnitten im Kühlschrank
W-what the f-fuck did you just say to me?
O-oh. N-no, I'm s-sorry.
>>677626040
Waifu claiming thread - I should start doing something edition
The rules are very simple:
>being autistic
>>677629871
>subreddit
nah, jetzt hast du dir ins eigene Bein geschossen
>wie deutsch es hier gerade ist
>>677629419
damn, that sucks. i wish you good luck.
>>677629355
Pretty correctly, but I should be preparing tomorrow's test
>>677629846
Naja, und ich hab nen Drehstuhl vernichtet, aber das passiert ja mal
>>677629862
>Du hast mir gerade die Pommes versalzen
Ich bin ein Experte auf dem Gebiet des versalzens
>>677629871
>3 Tage alte Schnitten
Ich sehe da kein Problem.
>>677630387
Solltest vielleicht den Karrierepfad wechseln.
K+S bezahlt dich sicher nicht schlecht.
>Hi
But I'm barely lurking.
>>677628416
Pretty good, but see above.
Watching Madoka.
>select all the boats
Hell yeah, niqqa
>>677627172
Cute feet.
Αλλάζουμε γιατί βουλιάζουμε.
Shine, bright holding light.
Now in the air the Spring is calling.
Sweet,
Blowing wind,
Singing down the hills and valleys.
Keep your eyes on me now we are on the edge of hell.
Dear my love,
Sweet holding light,
Wait for me.
You've gone much farther.
Too far.
>>677629871
Bestest waifu of all waifus of bestest ones
Dash > anime
>>677630387
Ich weiß, Liebling. Ich weiß.
>Ich mag salzige Pommes
>>677630664
heya, how's it going?
>>677630845
Get the fuck out then
>>>/mlp/
>>677628790
Here ya go.
>>677630845
>swag
literal cancer
>>677630904
What're you doing here spiderman?
stop speaking in german.. i dont undertsand
>>677628790
You can also you the one here >>677628416
>>677630387
Drehstühle haben ein anderen Zweck als assimiliert zu werden?
>>677630650
hey tats how is it going?
>>677630633
>best tights in sight can speak german too?
>>677630860
ah stimmt du warst der originalnazi
>>677630860
Decent. Watching dotHack and I just hit the halfway recap episode.
Man this OST is god tier.
>>677631095
Spiderman best waifu
>now get out
>>>/mlp/
>>677630047
Soll halt nen Brony im klassischen Cringe-Stil darstellen, da muss ich natürlich Reddit erwähnen
>>677630387
Da war feinstes Mett drauf, und der Kühlschrank ist kaputt, also hab ich mal wieder faules Mett gegessen
>>677630845
Dashfah that I was writing with before?
Or another one?
Claiming Judy.
>>677631034
I'll have to ask the name of that anime
>>677630845
>>677631095
Don't you have a containment board to attend to?
>>>/mlp/
>>677631288
Get the fuck out
>>>/mlp/
>>677631310
>mfw people always credit Bob Marley when UB-40 performed Red Red Wine
>>677631339
>>677631269
>>677631034
>>677631339
Fuck off im taking over this board now
Also pony best waifu
>>677631336
Little Witch Academia.
>>677630633
>K+S bezahlt dich sicher nicht schlecht
Eine unerschöpflliche Salzquelle....Ne, ich bleibe lieber bei der IT und rege mich über dämliche Endnutzer auf.
>>677630860
Ich mag salzige Pommes auch...aber nur mit Mayo.
>>677631142
No!
>>677631197
Nunja, man kann mit denen auch sehr gut Ritterturniere veranstalten.
>>677631288
Mett darf doch nur am Mettwoch gegessen werden....es sei denn du bist beim Bund.
>>677631486
see, this is why noone likes you
>>>/mlp/
>>677629846
no.
>>677630983
>>677631179
Ok, ill try
>no promises it will be good.
>>677631486
>angryswag
>pony
Can this get anymore cancerous?
Get back into your festering clop board
>>>/mlp/
Hey everyone! Is everyone suffering from a case of the Mondays as well?
Need coffee...
>>677631095
back to >>>/mlp/ faggot
>>677631622
Just a little
Need tea......
>>677631539
Qualitätsmett kann man immer nehmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6cWs1gUgWg
>>677631486
>angryswag
pls dont
>>677631618
>clop board
Fuck off, /mlp/ is sfw, /trash/ is the clop board
>>677631618
>cancer
>keeps posting spider man pics
Actually I might not even be needed anymore
>>677631197
Pretty good, just finished with my nap, drinking coffee. You?
>>677631622
Tuesday is where it gets real for me. Too many things to do, in such a short amount of time as well.
>>677631622
tuesday here in good ol australia. dunno what's going on in this thread though. i'm just sitting back having a laugh.
>>677631804
Then get the fuck back in your pen you spurg.
>implying spiderman is cancerous
>pony
>>677631310
omg LOL
>>677631197
Genau!
>someone remembers
>>677631269
sup spidey?
>>677631288
ah, okay, dann passts natürlich
>>677631513
thanks!
>>677631539
Ketchup und Mayo zusammen sind am besten.
>>677631622
hi Haurchefant!
>>677631844
>>677631804
Listen here, fuck off.
Go spam 20% cooler In /mlp/
>>>/mlp/
>>677631569
ok
pepermint without sugar is the best tea
>>677631864
nothing special just sitting here playing ffxiv and having hopes to make yumexsyndra happen like everyday
>>677631864
I don't feel like myself until Wednesday anymore. I need to make myself go to bed at a decent time on the weekends so I not hung over from the lack of sleep half way through the work week!
>>677631784
No tea, but I have hot chocolate!
>>677631986
>>677631916
>>677631979
Hmm maybe we're not that different anyway
Still Pony > spiderdude
>>677632147
>>677632074
No.
>>677632131
I guess that works too.
>>677630189
Havock plz
>>677631971
It's one of my favorites. The animation is VERY Disney, but it's really fun.
2 short movies that you can finish in an hour and a half.
Sucy > Diana = Lotte > Amanda > Constantz > Akko > Jasmineka
>>677626040
https://youtu.be/dZu7_z7SDEQ
>>677632147
No seriously fuck off.
You have no place here, go back to your clop pen
>>677632055
Glad to know you're doing okay. How was your day?
>>677632147
I kindly ask you to leave from here
>>677631197
Ja.
>>677631539
Vielleicht hat K+S ja eine IT Abteilung.
2 Fliegen mit einer Klappe.
>I'm not actually here
>>677632199
>>677632203
Fine whatever
imma just keep swaggin' then
ponyparker > spiderguy
>>677631909
Get gnawed on by the many deadly things down there? I would love to visit, but my fear of spiders is too great
>>677631971
Heyhey!
>>677632408
>2:30am
>dealing with faggots
>>677632427
>>677632074
It's cannon!
>>677632131
My program's all kind of screwed up, I have wasy too much work to do on Thursdays, Fridays and Tuesdays. All other days can be done in Auto-Pilot.
>>677632288
I do agree, it succeeds what it's trying to do on so many levels it's ridiculous.
>>677631622
Hey, hey.
Welcome.
I'm off work for a bit. Still not feelin' too well, though.
>>677632564
I guess that's one way to put it.
>>677632532
Seems like you're doing fine
>>677632288
nice dubs, will watch it
>>677632408
>>677632564
Ok I'll leave if you'll give me a highfive c:
>>677632532
It's not actually as bad as everyone makes it seem, especially if you're living in one of the big cities.
>>677632800
Come down to Mildura you lil city shit fight me.
>>677631310
Good fucking golly
