Waifu claiming thread - I want chocolate edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
>>677605064
Well, she went off to uni or something a while ago, something about being back in 12 hours, which is a while.
>>677605171
Thats where I fuck up
Like, this whole waifu stuff is really fun and nice, but this whole anon-waifu stuff is messing me up, because I get attached to things really easily, I get attached to anons, in an actual relationship kinda way. Yeah I know it sounds fucking pathetic but thats what you get for being so lonely.
New to these threads.
Claimed the immortal Rory
On a geno playthrough atm, and named Chara too.
claimed
best suit girl claimed
Waifu Master Explosion disaster Claimed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTlyT5VU-3E
One last claim before I go
>>677605572
It's ok, I'm the same way.
Actually going now
Bye everyone
>>677605572
How do you think I feel about Homura?
You can feel about stuff however you want.
If it makes you feel good then there is nothing wrong with it.
Of course you shouldn't take it too seriously with your reasoning mind.
But let your emotions be free.
>Hatsuzuki claimed
>>677605511
These dubs tho omg
https://youtu.be/mQZ1pk-gqP0
>>677605581
>Rory on genocide
I like that
>>677605572
Oh... hmm... well, then I think you should just talk with Ruri.
Like... do you WANT to get that attached to some anon?
If yes, say so, take anon-waifu stuff serious.
If not, I'm sure you both can find a way that avoids that
>>677605590
I think I'll continue with katawa shoujo today
>>677605737
>No feelings for Megumin
Oh okay I'll just be here then.
claimed
>>677605789
I think that's a good idea. Katawa Shoujo's one of the only VNs that's been completely heart-wrenching at times
>>677605916
for me, that is.
Homura claimed.
>>677605511
>I want chocolate
If you pass through my place i can give you any chocolate you want, i got from white tabs to 99% cacao tabs !
>>677605572
>>677605581
>>677605585
>>677605590
Welcome o/
>>677605572
Its not pathetic, life is hard and im sure theres a lot more people here with same problem.
(Including me)
>>677605737
<3
>>677605452
Its what i get for downloading most things that are on my "to watch list" and then checking the quality by opening first episode... and proceeding to watch it til the end.
>>677605511
so what kind of love are you feeling for me ?
>>677605831
The one waifu law applies to this, as well.
But that doesn't mean I don't like you a lot....
>>677605831
Hey hey, even if there are feelings they are on a whole different level.
>>677606065
just hate
>>677605916
>Literally heart wrenching
why must you hurt Hisao that way?
>>677605992
OH MY GOD! I love youuuu!
>>677605572
>>677605581
>>677605585
>>677605590
>>677605659
>>677605701
>>677605737
>>677605739
>>677605777
>>677605789
>>677605831
>>677605883
>>677605916
>>677605948
>>677605958
>>677605992
welcome back everyone
>>677605701
Good luck dude, and it's good that you feel the same way.
>>677605737
>I shouldn't take it too seriously, I know that but, since I actually want a relationship irl, this is fucking me over really badly.
>>677605789
It would be fun, but, most people here are males, and knowing that just makes me feel weird if I show affection for them.
>I'm just not the RP type I guess.
>>677606065
Ever heard of love-hate relationships?
Cuz i love you! And i hate you.
>>677606065
I love you like a friend
Also welcome back
>>677605701
Laters o/
>>677606174
I haven't been here for a while, how are you?
>>677605789
Thanks for the nod
>>677605831
There are always feelings for Megumin. They are just confused until you use Explosion.
As a generic, I tend to feel more connection to people who are completely honest more than lies. Even anonymous, you can ne more open with your feelings.
>>677606174
Chara tell me more about your dogs, i am interest :>
>>677606181
But does it fuck you over in a bad way?
Sure, you get weird emotions and everything that mioght not make too much sense objectively.
But isn't it kinda fun?
The emotions are pretty much the same you'd experience IRL, too.
>just a little more silly
They're definitely not going to kill you..
even if you feel guilty or yearn bitterly for your waifu-anon.
It's still stuff you wouldn't experience normally.
I'm really happy we can have some dialogue on this. <3
>>677606144
ey
>>677606201
what a sweet anon
>>677606238
thanks
>>677606181
i'm actually a little loli in a guy's body
Rory again.
>>677606517
Gonna have to agree with Homura. Doggos are important. We should share pets.
>>677606181
Fuck it right? Do what you want. People always fuck you over in the end anyways.
>>677605831
I'm sorry. I hope it doesn't actually hurt you.
Don't think I'd abandon you...
Homura is here for you, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eld27iNfepY
post top quality music
If your waifu isnt a black cock only slut then she's a bad waifu
>>677606579
I don't know
I'm having a shower, maybe that will clear my head.
>>677606602
I have to admit you are a cute little shit
>>677606181
Could also be the case. In any case, you should talk it out. It's not wrong to have a best friend or a bromance
>>677606363
Heya, I'm fine, how about you?
>>677606407
Just kill em all. I won't accept reseting.
>>677606517
Fuck those dogs, they're doing whatever they like. Ruining special attacks and the like
>>677606602
np
>>677606991
https://youtu.be/hRqXMbuFe04
But while we're at Homura. I kinda really want to watch some Madoka.
I'll be around for a while longer, but then I want to get a few episodes in, at least. <3
claimed
>>677607056
fuck off cuck
>>677607096
I'm good but I've had to study a lot recently
>>677607282
Oh, sounds like a university or college student. What are you studying?
>>677607096
Sans is being a pain though right now. But we do need dogs, just not ones that talk to you.
>>677606363
Im new, but feeling good.
>>677607163
Hello, little girl :p
>>677605831
>>677606924
This... Tsuzu seems to have me figured out at so many levels somehow...
>>677607174
Aren't you on this dilemma since yesterday? <.<
>>677607373
Hey there, hows it going?
>>677607451
Don't worry, I'm sure you can do it. Stay determined.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co5Zo6Ng9-c
>>677607451>>677607451
>:p
https://youtu.be/3_vmOvfbg90
Don't mind me I'm just being a dick.
>>677607378
Psychology, Health and Social Care and Biology
>>677607282
What am i saying, your waifus are probably getting blacked anyway behind your backs
>>677606181
Just because someone is male doesn't mean you should show less effection to them anon. On 4chan we're all one androgynous whole.
>>677607090
Let me just put it this way.
If you are unwilling to deal with these emotions it will give you troujble with real-life relationships as well.
It always hurts sometimes.
Of course I can understand when you say an anon-waifu causes you more pain than benefit.
But I can't really see that actually being the case.
>>677607578
We're basically the same person, I guess.
And yes, more or less, but my will is like steel.
I will leave soon and watch it for a good while.
>>677607451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-DWc9nPfQ
>>677607716
No, my waifu would never go anywhere near nig nogs let alone guys in general
She's pure
>>677607682
You wanna become a Psychotherapist or something of the sort? Social Worker? Sounds interesting (besides biology, I don't like that one)
>>677607451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgpXkay9qMU
oh and this one too
>>677607671
Well, I had to say it before soneone else did.
>>677607635
Thanks for that, I can dodge his first attack completely by now.
>>677607682
Thats some good and difficult study. How far into it are you?
>>677607794
Well thats just funny.
>>677607716
Somehow I dont think so.
>>677607682
>just Kyouko in a tomato pajama
kek
Good luck in your studies
>>677607768
That makes sense... i guess. :<
Make sure to tell me when you are leaving so i can take the opportunity and get my stuff done here :>
>>677607756
I love that saying... "on the internet nobody knows you're a dog".
>>677605511
>Waifu
>Posting Chara
That's a boy, a trap at best.
>>677608378
Sure anon, you're absolutely right
>>677608178
>his first attack
Rory, I was able to dodge that completely after the 4th maybe fifth try
>>677608378
>Hurr durr i insult waifus with ilogical nonsense and 0 proof.
>>677608309
I'll still see if you write on Skype. <3
I might lurk the threads, too, but not keeping track of things.
Also
>>677607768
>>677607090
What do you think is going on?
The last few days people kept asking me
>why do you smile all the damn time?
I tell them
>no reason
It's because I'm thinking of Homura.
Is this fucky?
Yes.
Is this awesome?
Yes.
>>677608632
>I smile because I'm thinking of Homura
<
mfw i make my own waifu
>>677608615
Chara is female, that is canon <<
>>677608610
Not quite as good at that style of gaming, plus I have my mind on other games.
>>677606924
Nah just forget about it
Man It's 5 am already
I have to be up in like 13 hours
Bye everyone
>>677607768
>>677608632
So you are saying I should pretty much just embrace it?
Thats the part where I find hard. I just can't get into it, I just keep reminding myself that, that is a guy behind the screen, and I am 100% straight, no matter what I do, I just can't do it.
Maybe I'm not cut out for this stuff.
>>677608879
Now you're just baiting
>>677608632
Sometimes I think i dont deserve to be me, your posts make me so happy D:
And again i agree with everything you say... its certainly fucky and its certainly awesome.
>>677608915
Sleep tight bae.
>>677608915
Bye Megumin
>>677608918
I kind of treat everyone as asexually as I can wothout resorting to just calling everyone a faggot.
>>677608891
Someones waifu IS a big black cock. My god.
>>677608918
there are some girls in here afaik just roll with it
>>677608378
>>677608615
>>677608879
As a charafag, I'll have you know Chara is whatever the player wishes Chara to be.
Most fans just like picturing Chara female due to obvious sexual reasons (I think)
But officially Chara is either way
Oh, I'm just teasing you Rori
>>677608918
then maybe don't embrace it like falling in love... but embrace it because it lets you feel good.
>Okay, that's hard to explain now
>>677608918
What makes you convinced I have any gender at all?
It's not something you should be concerned about.
I might be an AI or some shit.
>>677608915
Good night Megu.
>13h sleep
Did anybody say needy? :^)
>good night kiss
>wake me up
>>677608116
actually I wanna be a Mental Health Nurse
>>677608178
first year
>>677608309
cheers! good luck in whatever you wanna do too
>>677608336
>>677608750
>>677608790
>>677608845
>>677608891
I told you to fuck off, nigger
I love Makoto!
>>677608918
You dont need to forget its a guy on the other side, you just need to remember you're on the internet talking to anons, sex doesnt matter here anyway and we're just trying to have a good time with eachother.
>>677609134
>Someones waifu IS a big black cock. My god.
mysides.gif
>>677609255
It's 3:15 you should already be up.
>>677609134
>>677609354
But i
>cant wake up
>>677608918
People suck in general. My advice? Don't even think about it. Put that energy and thought process towards getting a real girl you want you can actually have irl. These are people you've never seen before, completely anonymous. You'll become attached and one day they'll just leave and not come back or throw you under the bus because they literally have no consequences to face if they choose to do so.
>>677608918
Thinking about it in terms of straightness and whatnot is kind of missing the mark, I think. It's more about just two people making a connection and doing/saying whatever comes naturally, regardless of what you think of gender, looks, etc. That's very much the glory of the Internet and anonymous image boards.
>>677609478
>inb4 save me
>>677609275
oh, that sounds really interesting!
>>677609134
>waifu is a big black cock
HOLY SHIT
Alright, zoning out for a bit.
Might check in occasionally.
>>677608918
Just.. talk to Ruri.
I'm not sure when I'll be back exactly.
And Iroha?
>>677609625
Enjoy the show cuz you're in for a treat ;)
>>677609605
it sure is, are you doing anything anon?
>>677609478
>double right click on the video
>loop
>∞
>???
>profit
https://youtu.be/gbt61vcAkG0
>>677609605
>Save meeeeeeee
>Ill be back in 30 min when im home
>>677609201
You're wrong about most fans, I see way more people showing Frisk as female and Chara as male.
That makes you gay.
>>677609785
Next semester I'm starting university.
Studying teaching profession.
My subjects of choice are IT and Psychology/Philosophy
>>677609134
>>677609196
>>677609201
>>677609214
>>677609340
>>677609508
>>677609625
You guys make it sounds so simple
>It probably really is
Maybe I just need to get away from these threads for a bit, to recollect or something.
>>677605511
if you claim female Chara I get female Frisk.
sidenote
fellow undertrash faggot, I made this. I think you like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftO8cjMhmNk
>>677609973
well i have successfully blocked out pretty much all emotion for the last 3-5 years i have no idea how easy it is to handle a full range of emotions
the only thing i know is that if you want to change something you just have to do it
>>677609920
I've seen it the other way around, but well, I'm not in the fandom. Just checking /utg/ for chara images. Not to participate in the fandom
>that makes you gay
oh no anon, what should I do? Maybe I should kill myself?!
>>677609860
See ya
>>677609857
kek'd
>>677609973
Hopefully something clicks while you're gone.
I think I'm done with these threads too, it's been fun but I don't want to get any kind of emotion from strangers.
>>677609940
Wow, that sounds like an interesting combo. I see we both share a passion for Psychology huh?
Kurisu. 100% best waifu
>>677609920
>>677609605
Id think that due to Azriel being male, it would make sense that he fell in love with Chara rather than just a basic friendship.
>>677609764
It is a good show, I do enjoy anything that has so many layers of thought. Like videos with clashing music styles that shouldnt work, but do.
>>677609857
Heres some music I enjoy.
https://youtu.be/tBq_SueS8oo
4 captchas for this post. Mods hate me.
>>677609973
It usually is that simple.
>Had a shitty job at a callcenter
>hated it
>6 hours where i call random people i don't know
>telling me to fuck off or just simply hanging up while I say who I am
>got home with suicide thoughts
>No one likes me, they all just hate me
>Went to a social worker
>"Why don't you just quit the job then? You're still living with your parents."
It really was that simple
>>677610144
when you have emotions again its something like that
>someone compliments you
>best day ever
>someone insults you
>I should kill myself
>>677610191
That would be for the best anon
>>677610450
what a fag
>>677610209
>>677609973
>Not trying to get you attached.
Yea its probably the best thing to do, but we're gonna miss you :<
>>677610328
> Like videos with clashing music styles that shouldnt work, but do.
Instantly reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeFMdXP3ODI
>>677610328
>love
>basic friendship
They were raised as siblings you casual.
It's clear that if anything beyond that their love was a homo shota pairing
>>677609973
Blocking out emotion is pretty standard in my job, when things get busy the last thing you need to be worrying about is something like feelings. Its a talent Ive had for a while, I barely felt anything close to an emotion when doing the Geno run so far.
>>677610274
Psychology is a handy skill to have, really. Helps with knowing how to deal with people.
>>677610550
If I see something that cute one more time...
>>677610274
Yes, indeed!
I self studied a bit but ssadly not really much. Can't help people how I want to. I can only tell them if what they are feeling is normal or not.
>>677610328
It would also make sense the other way around
due to...
>Undyne and Alphys being gay
and because
>Chara was treated like their own child ensuring a brother like relationship with asriel
>>677610437
well I've learned to live with it and am not planning and changing it atm
I just rely on my self control to not ever snap and let it all out as that would be disastrous in most cases
>>677610209
I honestly have no idea how you or anyone else here could end up emotionally damaged over a thread on 4chan, maybe you should leave 4chan altogether if you can't handle it.
>>677610209
I'll probably take a break as well at some point, it's starting become a lot less fun than it used to be.
>>677610328
It's a good OST, I prefer listening to OSTs while in-game though.
This is more up my alley.
https://youtu.be/FZWHVo-t2Vo
https://youtu.be/v29I0srhPwg
>>677610646
What will happen?
my waifu
>>677610646
I still struggle to find out how to deal with my own problems sometimes but that's why I wanted to help people in the first place
>>677610648
It really varies because different people feel in different ways so it's hard to distinguish more than if it's normal or not without getting to know that person more personally
>>677610450
Geez anon, I might take you up on that offer
>>677610671
that is not healthy, let me tell you that, I hope it works out tough.
Hehe
>>677610648
this picture is really cool
grats to the artist.
>>677610581
Thats taking me back. But I was more referring to this
https://youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
>>677610787
Ah, more like easy listening. A fan of Of Monsters And Men?
>>677610867
Ill have to get some insulin because its just way too sweet~
>>677610671
Let it out sometime. Go somewhere isolated with something for you to destroy. Or, find a cathartic game and play that. I get release through busy periods of my job where I can yell and curse, but thats enough for me.
>>677610975
right now I mostly have to do with teenagers falling in love asking me funny questions like
>is it normal when I get a hard one when I think of him/her?
>Does it mean I don't love him/her when I don't get a hard on anymore?
but yeah, I know what you mean. I let other people tell me their lifes because I don't know if it's normal or not
>>677611194
So you deal with horny teenagers for a living? I feel for you.
>>677611184
Wtf... i dont know if i should be amazed that this songs work well together or that someone had the idea to try mashing them up.
Do you have more like this?
what everyone here should do
>>677611587
Hide the Pain
>>677611184
Not a huge one, but they seem like they have potential. You know My Head is an Animal was decent at best.
If you're looking for something hard to get into try this. unless you already know it then good for you.
https://youtu.be/1jSdTBGhDSg
You're all faggots and this is comming from a waifuist.
best waifu
>>677611194
hm I see, I don't get why they come to you if they could easily google it and it's guaranteed that answers will pop up on yahoo answers. Not really professional help but are they really looking for a professional answer?
As for boners, haha I don't know how they work because I don't have a penis but I guess if you think about someone in a lewd way then you'll get one? Sometimes you don't
>>677611355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryog-cgp9_I
here?
>>677611326
Nah, I didn't even study it yet. I'm doing this out of boredom sonce I'm kinda their hugbox
what do you work btw?
>>677611078
thanks
>>677611702
there are also "random boners" but most of the time, when you think lewd, yeah. Also when you think of someone you love apparently.
And they're 17. I don't think they're googling everything and they feel more secure and taken care of if someone tells them.
>>677611355
So far everything by GARticuno. Look up Biggie Smalls x Thomas the Tank Engine as well.
>>677611709
Im a cook in a city cafe. Been there for a while, starting a new job possibly un a week out in a coffee shop on a university campus.
>>677611622
Well, they seem alright so far. Ever tried Mars Volta?
>>677611709
Thats another one I completely forgot about. Thanks!
!]\[Г€|2]/[€Г ©|@!]\/[€]). Good morning all =^..^=
Katia is the best waifu
>>677612142
Good morning
>>677611904
hm yeah I understand that, talking to someone about your problems is more reassuring, definitely
I used to get professional help myself once but now I just stick to friends though. Professionals understand more but friends make you feel protected
>>677610988
i know that it's not exactly healthy and I've suffered from it in the past, too
but it's been getting better in the last few months
>>677611184
I've never had such an impulse
stuff like doing sports/exhausting myself has also never done anything (at least not that i felt it)
thread is going awfully fast I can't lurk normally at this pace
>>677612055
Never heard of 'em, do you mind sending a link?
https://youtu.be/131aJAKDjoQ
>>677612257
>talking to someone about your problems is more reassuring
Thank you
>>677612142
>>677612201
>>677612204
heya!
>>677612201
oh, i know that webcomic. sadly never read that much
>>677612055
oh, a cook. Never knew a cook before
>there sure are many different people on /b/
Chara will u make new thread?
>>677612201
Not sure about waifu. But Ill still not get her drunk and show her a pineapple.
>>677612364
https://youtu.be/JphZtpafdKY
Dont mind the slightly rocky intro. They stay groovy as heck through it.
>>677612377
Continue to read Prequel. Its pretty well done to be honest. Im surprised no one else has admitted they're a cook, its not like its embarrasing
Rory-sama
>>677612377
Yeah it is quite a good webcomic, I would recommend reading it
