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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>677480549
you'll get one for yourself eventually.
hm, true.
oh no what will I do someone made one before I could make one
So how are you all doing, today?
(You)
>>677480643
I would rather not make such a large investment for something that could ravage a good portion of my body.
Very much so.
>>677480703
I started a nofap challenge with a few other gfur's, I wonder if I will win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ3vBnIClWo
>>677480817
well jeez, it's in how you use it. why own a kitchen knife either?
you will fix this.
>>677480703
Absolutely fantastically
>>677480388
You should not, because this relates to a random person I don't know who motivated me enough to write this.
>>677480344
You clearly have one for good reasons now.
>>677480026
I'm waiting for my friend to wake up
He had a night shift last night and didn't get back till 7am
>>677480898
katsuke is a fucking slut and it triggers me to see his fursona
>>677480898
Seems like a weird thing to do. I try to jerk off as often as possible. Good luck with it!
>>677480959
Nice!
>>677481021
>keeping track of these freaks and their "fursonas"
wew lad
>>677481021
I'm sorry, I had no idea. I will never post it again.
>>677481087
I play with myself daily, but it may be interesting to discover my limits. And thanks.
>>677480995
lets do something fun later
>>677480974
gee thanks for that chet
>>677480911
I do not put a kitchen knife in my butt, though.
I really do not know what you expect me to do.
Fix it with me.
>>677481203
What do you wanna do
>>677481160
It so happens that me and him had contact few years ago and he turned out to be the most unprofessional artist there is on FA
>>677481202
nah you go ahead im just letting it out
>>677481264
get a cards against humanity game going?
>>677481386
That would be very fun
>>677481245
kitchen knives are designed to cut. horse dildos are designed to ravage. what is there to worry about?
i would definitely go gay bar hopping with you looking for a nice person to fix you with.
>>677481359
Ok, then I will post whatever.
>>677481445
it would be even better if we could skype call too
lets see if this..
>>677481087
</sarcasm>
>>677481202
>it may be interesting to discover my limits
I can understand that. Let us know how it turns out
>>677481521
If my roommate is out then we can
>>677481565
Well it's not my fault text doesn't convey sarcasm with stunning accuracy or clarity.
>>677481203
Don't give me that tone. You just wished for my demise.
>>677481447
Being able to walk again.
Ooooorrrrr we could just go to a conservative white protestant bar and drink shirley temples.
>>677481311
I have no idea how artists in this community have managed to convince people to pay them months or years in advance for their commission. I struggle to comprehend how someone could fall for that.
Anyway I have seriously considered drawing this shit myself to earn a bit of extra cash. I draw fairly well but very slow.
>>677481725
that never has anything to do with the butt, but with strain put on the legs.
i will be drinking black as sin stouts.
>>677481639
yes yay
lets do it when you finish editing your film tonight
>>677481687
yeah but you're the one making me feel bad about it
well how about...
>>677481659
I wasn't blaming you
>>677481577
I will. But we both know that there is only one way to end a nofap session. At least I hope I can hold on until everyone else is disqualified.
>>677481771
nah he delivered his commission to me it's just
it was so shit
i could've as well give that money to a 5 years old and he would've done the same job
Perfect
Never tell your password to anyone.
21:09 - Slushie: Hehe Salty Aint Cha
21:10 - Frosh: SALT
21:10 - Slushie: *Kisses you* Calm down
21:10 - Frosh: KISS MY DICK
21:10 - Slushie: Sure thingy Sweetie
21:10 - Slushie: *I kneel down and Kiss it* Is that better:3
21:10 - Frosh: MAKE IT FEEL GOOD
21:11 - Frosh: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/yikes ^ https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/yikes
21:11 - Slushie: Okay Master *I start to Lick your shaft*
21:12 - Slushie: Is this better Sir *As i have your cock in my mouth*
21:12 - Frosh: no
21:12 - Frosh: I need to see you suffer on my dick until I'm satisfied
21:13 - Slushie: *Whimpers then Goes down and Deepthraots You hard core*
21:13 - Frosh: *duck tapes your head to my crotch*
21:13 - Frosh: there we go
21:13 - Frosh: furry centipede
21:13 - Slushie: mmnnnn*I gag and Choke but i dont care i love it*
21:15 - Slushie: (is this good Master Frosh)
21:15 - Frosh: acceptable
21:16 - Frosh: but im gonna keep you like this until you pass out
21:16 - Slushie: mnnnn (Will you be my Master?)
21:16 - Frosh: (no)
21:17 - Frosh: (but I will ironically erp with you)
kek
>>677481967
Yeah but it'll be fun when you finally do.
>>677482228
all respect for you has been lost
what
why
>>677481821
I find it hard to believe this is something one can find pleasurable.
I actually like straight rum. I find that hot feeling you get in your throat pleasing.
>>677481905
You should feel bad.
hm.
>>677482228
can you stop
>>677482373
to what are you referring?
rum is nice. semen is similar.
>>677482383
dumb goat poster
>>677482311
what respect was there
>>677482262
We have agreed that each one of us must make a video at the end. It's going to be fun.
>>677482467
Having a massive horse cock shoved in your body.
I think if your semen has that similar effect you should find a doctor.
>>677482452
yes I can, any time it should be asked of me
>>677482495
please be nice to me
>>677482563
can you truly knock it till you try it?
it does not burn like rum, but it is sweet and warm.
Making fun of the possibly lonely and vulnerable is always hilarious.
>>677482676
>please be nice to me
>>677482676
>>677482676
>>677482676
>>677482676
rum~=semen
so no
>>677482542
I would immediately bow out, I'm too camera shy.
Hope it turns out good though, gonna look forward to the video.
Well I'm off to take jerk off and take a nap. Love you all~!
I don't accept unsolicited love
>>677482676
Yeah, actually.
There are like a million other toys that cannot be used as a murder weapon.
Is rum supposed to be sweet? It just tastes like, well, rum. I am one-hundred percent sure there is no similarity between the taste of semen and rum.
>>677482958
there are some sweet rums out there
i kind of want some now
>>677482710
this is juvenile.
>>677482958
if anything, you should consider it a dual purchase of both pleasure and home defense. two in one, and one in you.
rum mostly just burns. bourbon is sweet. it's not as if semen has literally the taste of a whiskey, but it can be comparable.
>>677482839
I am okay with showing off my private parts to close strangers.
I didn't say I will post the video here, silly.
Goodnight.
don't you hate it when people try and love you
I have a love whitelist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcgELGTrgrY
It's the worst. Best mock them and show it to everyone.
>>677483176
Exactly.
of course it's a whitelist
excuse me
because god forbid there be any colored individuals on that list
uh
i need better jokes
yeah
carlos mencia tier
https://youtu.be/TY4uxdAt4-M
>>677483176
Butt defense too.
Depends on what you eat, though.
>>677483817
you must strengthen the ass. you have a weak ring.
what do you mean?
cute song
>>677483905
My ring is maximal ideal.
I am pretty sure the taste of your semen is influenced by your diet.
>>677484162
post pictures to prove it.
oh, true. eat lots of fruit.
so eat Demos
>>677484285
k
Just fruit?
>>677483790
Why is your fox so cute, who are you?
>>677484480
fuck you.
fruit is ideal for taste. zinc is ideal for volume. lecithin and l-arginine also do something but whatever.
>>677484480
i love you
>>677484610
Only if you invite him as well.
Do you have the informational pic with stats on that kind of stuff?
>>677484860
that might be fun. i call middle, however.
>>677484498
No words can describe the reason
My name is Lines or Linesy
>>677485001
Thanks.
Why do you get to be middle? Besides the obvious reason.
>>677485081
>besides the obvious reason
>>677485208
That is what I thought.
>>677485435
also, what is the obvious reason?
>>677485499
Well what do you think the obvious reason could be?
https://youtu.be/5Pz8WDI-DhI
>>677482570
I hope you don't mind, I'm just thinking back because it makes me happy
>>677486032
i asked first.
holy fuck the new star wars movie is utter shit
>this guy still hasn't seen it
>>677486122
Well I mean he kind of is your husband.
>>677486371
>>677486336
I did last night with my brother
It was so very sad. I can't believe the praise this piece of shit is getting. I enjoyed Ep II more than this.
>>677486566
Y-you too.
>>677486710
i am too utterly horrified of being usurped to do anything like that anyway
>>677486623
>I enjoyed Ep II more than this.
H-hey now let's not go saying things we'll regret later, yeah? I mean, it wasn't like walkout bad, right...?
>>677486820
If you invite me over the only thing I will usurp is your snacks.
Unless like you only have really healthy snacks, if they do not taste good.
>>677486867
The plot is literally the exact same as A New Hope only with a really whiny version of Darth Vader.
>>677486867
You know, the prequel trilogy was essentialy a george lucas power trip in which nobody could say shit about anything because george would fuck their shit up. That's why it was so bad. Now this new movie is just disney jerking off the fans of the original trilogy by adding a bunch if nods to the prequel and copying a lot of elements of the original.
Idk, I guess it's ok for the new generation of moviegoers?
>>677487319
we don't really keep snacks, though we made an exception for on-sale easter candy. you may have all of it except the m&m minis and cream eggs.
my snack is usually pbj on whole wheat bread, or cereal if we have it.
I just noticed that I can make animations with my drawing application so I guess I'm taking suggestions on what to make (with alopex)
>>677487585
Also, I thought this thread was about furryness and stuff
>>677487325
That is really lame, which is not entirely unexpected- Which is really lame.
>>677486171
Were you really surprised?
>>677480606
fucking >>>/trash/ shit
>>677487745
Not even dried fruit chips?
Those are the best.
Do you have peeps?
>pbj on whole wheat
>whole wheat
Man you really must be healthy.
>>677487795
>implying furry threads are ever about furshit
Where the hell do you think you are?
Butts are the power that rules this world
>>677487585
NO
I refuse to accept this. They bastardized EVERYTHING about the Expanded Universe and created a movie with as much depth as Saran Wrap. Literally the ONLY decent actor in the whole fucking thing DIES. They couldn't even shoot that scene right. They've ruined the Star Wars universe and set up, not one, not two, BUT THREE fucking spin off movies, based off of books they've completely shat on, and worse of all, NOTHING MAKES SENSE
At least the prequels had some kind of flow to them. They made sense, even if the humor and the acting left much to be desired, at least it made sense. NOTHING makes sense in this movie.
>>677488116
we buy dried mango whenever we can find it unsweetened, and i think there are dried apricots and raspberries somewhere. i usually don't eat those.
he bought peeps milk for himself, which repulsed me, but ended up being okay.
i'm going to take a shower. i will be back.
>>677487585
It pretty much is for a new generation, doesn't make it any less shit and unepic.
The fucking canon gets retarded from here on out.
For example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaUAjBsCGCM
This shit is canon, WHY
>>677488291
Expanded universe? What expanded universe?
>the mouse said no more expanded universe fam
>word of mouse is word of god
>>677488333
Dried mangoes sound really good. I usually just stick with dried apple chips. Dried raspberries are new to me.
You do not like peeps much?
Do not ravage yourself too hard.
>>677487854
after all the hype I've heard? Yes, actually I was. I was going in honestly expecting something new and great. Instead I found plotholes wider than Katia's butthole.
>>677488592
Some, not all but, some of those books came close to being better than any one of the movies.
>>677488359
Whoa what the flying fuck is that shit!?
Peeps are the devil's food.
Why does everyone ignore me
I have to leave now ;n;
>>677488283
What about cocks?
>>677488804
It's from the new Star Wars Tv show, Rebels.
And I guess Darth Maul is back and became the king over the planet of bounty hunters where Jango and Boba Fett came from.
Because I don't know, he's a god now?
His original reappearance in the comics wasn't bad, this is just fucking nonsense.
>>677488359
They're going to have to rewrite the phantom menace and have darth maul get away flying before he gets chopped in half
>>677488995
Because you never told me where your fox is from
>>677489220
Oh my fucking god I just almost spat at my screen.
10/10
>>677489024
They are used to activate the hidden power of butts. Think of it as a stator\rotor mechanism.
>>677488995
I didn't mean to ignore you buddy. I'm just sitting over here in my corner, crying over a ruined childhood.
>>677487325
they've got to bridge the old and the new somehow. Just wait until we get to see vader in his prime.
>>677489220
Would you believe me if I told you that's already happened and he survived?
>>677489183
I remember my friend having those comics. I also remember being grossed out by the fact Maul was half naked and sweaty in most of the panels.
>>677489272
http://turtlepedia.wikia.com/wiki/Alopex
All the pictures you see me use are edited or drawn by me, this one is drawn by me
>>677489573
Well it's too late for apologies now
>>677489779
Oh. Well alright then.
>>677489779
>She's from TMNT
Well I would've never guessed that in a million years, but then again I never read the comics.
>>677489664
Fuck it. I'm done with star wars.
>>677489527
Lemme activate your butt.
>>677489779
Alopex is a really unfortunate name for a furry.
>>677489573
>ruined childhood
Pfsh, if a bad rendition of something you once liked is enough to ruin your childhood, movies should have been doing that a long time ago and will continue well into the future. I mean Disney ruined my childhood too, but that was at least a fat Mexican in a Goofy suit taking me behind Space Mountain to go maximum Goofy time.
>>677490028
Well you see in my edited versions I consider him a male, blue eyes
>>677490418
Why's that?
>>677490448
Jesus christ that sounds hot
>>677490323
You need to calibrate your catalyst first, the frequencies should match otherwise it won't work.
>>677490448
Not just one bad rendition, but multiple throughout many years and many franchises. But hollywood never knows when to stop and they wind up fucking up everything that was once entertaining.
>>677490628
Sounds an awful lot like alopecia, which is when all your hair falls off... So yeah...
>>677490628
Genderfluid fox?
I can get behind that.
>>677490650
"His smile and optimism; gone."
e621 is slow today
>>677490933
And in front, on top, sideways, and many many other positions
>>677490711
Can't say I'm very versed on this process, guess I need an up-close inspection and calibration.
>>677491037
sauce
>>677491286
Is this how engineers do dirty talk? This shit's gone technical af
So, anywhere I can find scans of print-only comics like the full crimson lantern and shit?
>>677490928
Alopex is a species of fox though
>>677490811
A lot of it is on audiences too, different things scare them- Even one supposedly breaking the mould don't stray too far. I mean look at Tarantino with Django Unchained, talk about a safe fucking bet if you're going to do a western. There'll never be something with as much character as My Name is Nobody or all characters involved being unforgivably selfish and bad like in The Good the Bad and the Ugly.
>>677491286
Do you have all the proper equipment? You better not be using chinese calibrators, those things have a giant margin of error.
>>677491052
You're too young for that website.
>>677488651
it was not that kind of shower.
dried mangoes are great. dried apple chips are also great.
i despise peeps.
>>677488995
smooches ya
>>677491470
Nah, actual engineers tell you to fuck off because they're busy and almost exclusively socially maladjusted types a little TOO invested in their work.
>>677491834
It is better to be safe than sorry.
You are great.
Because of how bad it is for you?
>>677491958
i reserve those showers for the night.
th-thanks you too *smooch*
no, because they are disgusting to me. i do not really eat healthily intentionally.
>>677490928
Well eh, doesn't bother me
>>677490933
>>677491193
~
>>677491561
This is true
>>677491834
No cookie taste this time :C
>>677492207
s'okay, i still got some of yours
>>677492102
>showering in the middle of the day
>not showering either in the morning or the night
But what happened to the American dream?
It is our obligation to eat unhealthy.
>>677492300
i woke up late. well actually i woke up relatively early, but then was cuddled back into unconsciousness after eating breakfast. then i did not want to take a shower when i finally got up.
the american dream is so far beyond garbage it is passé to even mention as much.
>>677492207
~~
>>677492530
>waking up late
I am sorry for your loss.
I would take showering over feeling like I woke up in the middle of the day.
Though sometimes you cannot just get it off.
So then what is fashionable now?
>>677492207
Or well, it was a species, since Alopex Lagopus was moved to the Vulpes family and is now called Vulpes Lagopus... :-/
>>677492798
i dislike waking up late but it seems to be my lot in this life, and it is not like i am doing anything productive regardless of which hours i am conscious.
the american dream still. are you not living it?
Dom, will you ever not post goats?
>>677492296
Yays
>>677492787
:o
≈~~
>>677493005
This is also true
And I really have to go now
Bye everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a292DTRZ9Vc&feature=youtu.be
what, like, ever again?
>>677493339
<3
butt
Bump for butts
>>677493748
<3~
the absolute heathen
>>677493232
I do too. I just feel like I want to keel over and die from how gross I feel. That is why breaks are objectively awful.
I have been working on this one problem that has been bugging me for a while; I have to solve y"+x²y'+y using power series but then I realized I am an idiot and for whatever reason could not realize that 6*5*3*2 and similar expressions could be written as factorials because I was so busy looking for the 4 without making it dirty.
If that is what you mean by the American dream, then yes.
>>677494298
Well that's an interesting tidbit of information.
I think I'll keep you around, silly.
Till we meet again~
I am placing you all in gay baby jail.
Not everyone is into that kind of stuff.
>>677494917
>says the fruit
>>677495035
Bitch, I'm a vegetable.
i remember the first time i had a peep was at my grandma's house for easter. i was like 10 and i refused to eat the peeps because they were too adorable and squishy. i felt like a monster
how is it heathenish?
>>677494611
hm, math.
>>677495315
Sorry.
Pretty good. Ordered the last part to my computer.
Dumped a whole grand on it.
its because you deny your basic instinct
>>677495188
>The other parts of plants are considered vegetables. These include the stems, leaves and roots — and even the flower bud. The following are technically fruits: avocado, beans, peapods, corn kernels, cucumbers, grains, nuts, olives peppers, pumpkin, squash, sunflower seeds and tomatoes.
http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-blog/fruit-vegetable-difference/bgp-20056141
"no"
>>677495479
Hey Squish, how are you?
what is my basic instinct?
>>677495443
i simply cannot bring myself to care. if that is what you want to talk about we can take a break.
that is not the american dream.
>>677495314
Wrap it in a Fruit by the Foot and microwave it. It will expand and pop and reform over and over like a beating heart.
>>677493902
Post your butt.
to post anything other than goat
>>677495625
Not bad. Day off today so I am just relaxing.
Might go get new tires for the old pussy wagon.
Sup with you, Zehgess?
>>677495641
Well shit
now I HAVE to try this.
believe you are makin' stuff up
8chum has spoiled me with dupe images.
>>677495859
Tell me how it goes.
>>677495628
You can only expect so much conversational value out of someone with little value as it is.
What is the American dream, then?
>>677495847
Goy is picking me up in 15 for dinner, trying to get this harness on. Other than that not much saw the symphony of the goddesses Friday night with another goy.
i highly doubt i am
8ch a shet
Is the anon Dallas?
>>677496171
>Seeing Symphony of the Goddesses
I can't tell you how jelly I am of you right now.
i been postin' jeordie lately
do not believe the anon is dallas
>>677496138
you have value.
here's something kitschy that gets mostly the right idea across.
>using powerwords
Well fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
>>677496429
It was so good, I got pictures of the orchestra and the theater.
The audience kept applauding WHILE they were performing which was quite annoying.
Who is the anon then?
power word: jus' kill me
i don't fuckin know
>>677496761
Hehehehehehhehehehhehe....
>>677496797
Yeah, that's when you start slaying people.
proud of u dom i kne u cold do it
wahtever
>>677496675
A value of approximately 3.0.
Which one of those are you doing?
>>677496675
>fight the power disobey commie propaganda
I always get me a laugh out of these things.
>>677496922
eugh, I don't even wanna know what could get you to giggle with such gusto.
>now posting moogs images
EASY THERE LAD
>>677497326
fuck your numerical rating system.
married.
>>677497328
always get a laugh outta YOU HEH HEH HEH
>>677497548
got some shit backwards there doncha
>>677497580
That's good, laughter is healthy- Good for the soul and all that!
shit backwards is puke, and i see no puke
>>677497747
Did this guy ever restart his crack addict shitty son jackrabbit comic?
look in the mirror then HEH HEH HEH HEH
>>677497947
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
>>677498125
no.
stream rb6?
>>677497580
N-nou.
Do you not obey the law?
Are you a rebel?
>>677495704
What will you do with it?
>>677498224
But then I'd have to lock eyes with that sexy man!
> the only discriminant between puke and shit is which direction it's going in
Go to a medical doctor immediately.
go for it
and a HUE HUE HUE to you too
i walked in on that one tbh
twitch /ass_brains
>>677498416
smooches ya
smoked weed for a while. ran a 4way stop once. on the run for eight years now.
>>677498497
(me)
>>677498489
Horrible, horrible things.
>>677498489
don't do it
That matsu anime is something. One episode in barely and it's kinda interesting
>>677498821
I need to get to know you better before you can see my butt.
