>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pictures of your waifu
>Discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>take meds
>don't do drugs
>Maybe hold back on becoming a hugbox
>or don't, I don't care
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Now with 90% more shitposting
>>677476712
kagami claimed!!
Sorry fams, but this thread is going to get deleted.
okay. this is fine.
Best goth waifu claimed before this gets deleted by OP.
claiming yume
going to shower hope to get yumexsyndra going while i am away
Cutest kuudere claimed.
>>677476870
I promise I won't
best suit girl before deletion
>>677476712
mandatory c2 claim
WHEN DO WE GET A BOARD
Hatsuzuki claimed
>>677476944
Sorry, I need willing consent from both parties.
No matter how funny it was, it was still rape.
>>677477009
Good that's what i want.
Harley Quinn claimed
>>677477067
There really shouldn't be a waifu board. This is pretty degenerate as it is.
Keeping the Waifu claimed.
Tenryuu claimed
Anbd totally not salty
Claiming adorable Caster Medea
Putin claimed
>>677477067
If there was a /waifu/ board with tons of threads how would we find our friends? :X
>>677477087
Hai there qt
>>677477243
kek, as if
claiming shiina
>>677477173
it would be easier if we had a board.
and we wouldnt worry about threads 404ing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2ftVPk-WZw
Tatsuta claimed.
Probably lurking... no energy...
>>677476712
I came just by uploading mai waifu!
>>677477531
name fagging
>>677477592
Hi tatsuta!
Lurking and playing settlement manager
>>677477519
best waifu of 2016
>>677477536
>>677477531
Just make a website
>>677477766
DUBS AND TRIPS OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY
How many trips mortal, does it take, before you lose your grace?
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very insant
Question of the thread: Desu?
>>677477150
I got you famalam
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>677477883
That was close
>>677477785
im lazy
>>677477883
Oh my heart
Oh my heart
>>677477766
Checked.
>>677477785
But on 4chan anyone can find us and join in for the ride. And the imageboard system works pretty well.
>>677477883
So close yet so far.
>>677478084
Sawp Emi
Saya claimed
Women are equal amd deserve respect
What the fuck is up, you chicken fuckers
Yep.
>>677477766
How can another waifu even come close?
>>677478045
Nice to see you again too
>>677478084
But not close enough
>>677477883
One day,just keep going
>>677477883
One day bby....
Shiro claimed.
>>677477243
Moin moin, wie geht's?
>>677472389
Excuse the late answer, I was in game and forgot all about the thread. Shame on me!
Yea, let's hope it'll settle. Is it as cancerous and huggy as usual lately?
>>677476944
>>677473257
Ahoy! Alles im Lot aufm Boot? Wie steht's bei dir? Alles in Butte aufm Kutter?
Also: 45 Min threads... wtf.
>>677477883
You're getting closer!
>>677478084
emi, take my place for now. its 5am and im gonna go sleep. be wary, there's been frequent shitposting tonight.
>>677477739
>fallout 4?
>>677478106
I'm just throwing the idea around.
It might be smart just to have a safe space for us waifus so we can keep the ride going no matter what happens
I'll get working on one tonight.
>>677478151
Not much, just lurking and shiet
>>677478271
Okay, don't worry, I'll take it from here
Good night!
>>677478302
is that an aperature button next to her pocket?
kek
i won
>>677478039
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
Ofc the answer is desu
>>677477701
Hey, friend. Hope today is working out well for you.
>>677478216
nice singles
>>677478349
ooo, thnx man
it will be good incase cancer hits
>>677478284
Yes.
>damn loading screens take forever
>but not enogh mods to make them 3 days long
>i might have acidentaly exited an area and now i have to load 2 times
>>677478302
Who this?
>>677477592
Maybe we can help.
>>677477531
<3
>>677478578
thank you! as well as any day, i hope yours is fantastic as well!
>>677478649
Exiting an area and waiting for 2 load screens in the worst
>>677478661
i don't have enough bauxite though!!! you've taken it all
I swear to God, I Think I Lost My Headache is the worst song on Rated R.
>>677478657
Tomoko Kuroki (WataMote)
>>677478619
exactly. it doesn't even need to be the host of the primary thread, we just need somewhere where we know who is who and we can go if we're effected by spam or otherwise.
also some privacy
Is the shitposting over?
>>677479056
So basicly waifuchan.com?
>>677479056
also, having a admin who could ban spam from outsiders would be good. though 4chans mods are shit
>>677478993
heya Tats
Here, Navy Seals in german
Was zum fick hast du gerade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Ich lass dich wissen, dass ich Klassenbester in den Navy Seals war und ich war in unzähligen geheimen Überfallen gegen Al-Quaeda mitwirkend und ich habe über 300 bestätigte Tötungen. Ich bin in Guerilla Taktik ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze in der ganzen US Armee. Du bist nichts anderes für mich als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit Präzision auslöschen wie Leute wie du sie noch nie zuvor gesehen haben, das verspreche ich dir verdammt. Du denkst du kommst einfach ungeschoren davon nur weil du diese Scheiße übers Internet zu mir sagst? Denk nochmal, Wixxer. Während wir reden, kontaktiere ich mein geheimes Netzwerk von Spionen in der gesamten USA und deine IP wird in just diesem Moment aufgespürt, also bereitest du dich besser auf den Sturm vor, du Made! Der Sturm welcher dein lächerlich kleines etwas, dass du Leben nennst auslöscht. Du bist verfickt nochmal tot, Kind. Ich kann überall sein, zu jeder Zeit und ich kann dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten umbringen, und dies nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Ich bin nicht nur ausführlich im waffenlosen Kampf trainiert, ich habe zusätzlich noch Zugriff auf das gesamte Waffenarsenal der United States Marine Corps und ich werde es im vollem Umfang ausnutzen um deinen miserablen Arsch vom Gesicht des Kontinents zu wischen, du kleines Stück Scheiße. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest welch unheilige Vergeltung dein kleines „schlaues“ Kommentar dir bescheren würde, vielleicht hättest du dann deine verdammte Fresse gehalten. Aber du konntest nicht und hast es nicht und jetzt zahlst du den Preis, du gottverdammter Idiot. Ich werde dich anscheißen in meiner Raserei und du wirst darin ertrinken. Du bist verfickt nochmal tot, Winzling!
>>677478907
They say that every time.
>>677479316
No
>>677479465
バスツアー Aesthetic shit スツ thats モール some Aesthetic バス shit right モールモールthere メキシコシティーright ツアthere ピングモール if i do say so myself ブルi say so バス thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: right there) mMMMMMM ピングモールブル НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooOOOOOOOO メキシコシティー Aesthetic shit
>>677479378
maybe if you guys didn't use so much of it, but i guess i just have to get more bauxite then....
I'm back for now, how is everyone?
>Usual thread debauchery I see
>>677476712
claimed
>>677479316
I stoped
>>677478661
I'll have some and lie down again...
>>677478720
Started out good. Currently experiencing severe nausea...
I'll lie down again and come back later...
>>677479320
New chans don't work out, as evidenced by the ded link
>>677479363
I have it saved from your previous post.
>>677479565
Vaporwave is a reddit meme.
>>677479626
Could be interesting.. some sort of feudal government.. where the leader caste is ship girls.
>>677479702
I'm good. H ow are you, sadistic fighter?
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
>>677478243
Ich bin nicht salty, aber ansonsten ein ganz netter Tag soweit. Nur Schade das morgen wieder Montag ist
>>677479363
Wow, they have krauts in Navy Seals.
>>677478408
Yo yo yo.
Cómo va todo, preciosura?
>>677478997
No. Who are you?
>>677479825
oh, okay. But I noticed a mistake in the earlier post and corrected it.
>>677479819
uhhg, i hope you get better, see ya tatsuta!
>>677479819
Have a soft hug.
I hope you feel better soon.
>>677479830
hmmmm, that sounds interesting, depends on which ships girls are leading the goverment though
>finaly loaded in
>sound engine crashes
>>677479998
Anon, that's who I am. Haven't used these threads a lot, do people have actual personalities on here?
>never been in a waifu thread before
> not sure how this works
celty claim?
then the thread slowed down
>>677480349
worst sound in the world...
>>677479702
Oooh, welcome back.
>>677479320
>>677479350
Yeah, exactly. You could have multiple threads for different purposes, no image cap and it could be a nice safe space.
>>677479944
>nicht salzig
>erwähnt es extra ungefragt
Achja, die Nordseeluft. Gerade am heutigen Hitler.
>>677480424
You're doing it right so far
>>677480420
>>677480383
Moo
Just your daily reminder that your waifu will never come to life, and even if she was she would be unable to love you because you're physically and mentally repulsing.
>>677480321
Guess we're lucky Hitler wasn't a literal boat
Oh wait.
>>677479320
>>677479825
It doesn't need to be a chan, it can just be a regulated forum. That way once you pic your waifu it's your waifu. But then you can have an off-topic, hug-thread, anime discussion, etc.
>>677480475
u making it?
or are we just imagining it?
>>677478191
Best waifu
>>677480747
lol, i mean i guess hitler isn't bad in boat form
>>677479825
I like Reddit
You will never fuck a animu
>>677480420
Blaze it fgt. Good taste, but there is a lot of Tomoko faggatory.
>>677480475
Good to see you Ms. P.
>>677479838
I am okay, finally home from work and I just wasted an hour in the movie theatre for no reason (literally no screen or audio the reel was busted)so I got my money back and came home, I only came along because my friend asked me. Good to see you doing well.
>>677480925
Moar
>>677480939
shieeet
>>677477519
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>677481040
I'm leaving 4chan though so I can feel better mentally. Feel free to take my place. I think the other Tomokofag died.
>>677480833
True, Tenryuu is quite attractive.
You will never ever fuck a animu
>>677481132
Ayyy
>>677481181
Then why are you still here?
>>677481181
best of luck to you tomko anon!
>>677481248
yes, she is
Rin-chan claimed!
Ha! Now I'm the only one allowed to fap to her!
Never will you ever fuck a animu
>>677481181
He said goodbye to /waifu/, not just "Goodnight everyone".
He left, I believe.
>I'll miss that guy.
I wouldn't want you to leave as well, but I can't stop you.
>>677481181
I hope that works out well for you anon.
Feel better and love yourself
>>677481331
OH SHIT
shiro, im so sorry for not talking to you
how u been without me (if this is not the shiro i know imma lose it)
>>677481181
Go for it, everyone should leave this place.
Part of growing up is leaving behind what is not needed.
And this site is definitely not needed.
>>677481396
It's not like a sloth is in a hurry to fuck either.
>>677481181
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM
>>677480795
If there's a legitimate need for it and the idea gained traction among /waifu/ I'd be glad too.
There are some really great people in this community and I really dig the vibe, I wouldn't want anything to ruin it because it's legitimately fun lurking these threads.
But when it comes to anons impersonating waifus or when the shit-posting rolls in or each thread is going at an alarming pace of 25 minutes something can be done. It's a hobby of mine so I'd be glad to tinker with some more html, it's been a while.
>>677481029
Good to see you again, mistress.
How's the day going so far?
>>677481181
Oh well, good luck, and... Thanks, I suppose?
>>677481181
Aw... That might be a wise decision. Good luck.
>>677481546
Never ever will anyone fuck a animu
>>677481396
I might fuck a sloth. They're slower and easier to catch, less of a challenge but still a good lay. Nothing like a sweet loli though
>>677481181
you won`t feel better mentally because this is the only place you degenerates socialize
>>677481117
>>677481132
Sup guys.
>>677481686
Absolute statements are wrong most of the time.
Or maybe I should say
>they always are
>>677481523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scm3HEhJYY
So lets do the usual question.
Who is doing the next one?
>this question might be the right way to decide from now, so there isn't 16 new ones.
>except when the threads are going too fast
>>677481858
hello milk moo, how are you today?
>>677481637
that was so beautiful
>>677481840
excellent bait
Did i miss something?
>>677481646
hell, just copy the code from 4chan and change it a bit. should be pretty easy. i would appreciate it.
though i think we should wait about 2 more months to see if we get our own board
>>677481523
>>677481455
>>677481446
>>677481381
>>677481331
I really appreciate getting to talk to you guys the past week. You're all great and a lot of fun. I will return one day, I love you guys.
Good luck with the cancer.
Tell Mugi she a qt.
Neetomo out.
>>677481788
>Nothing like a sweet loli though
Implying you could fuck a loli
You will never fuck an animu
>>677481506
Depends, are you the CC I know?
If so, I've been doing pretty good. How about you?
>>677482125
I'll miss you bro
I'm back
>now with 95% less cringe
>>677481858
Hey cowboy. How easily would you think she'd fill your belly up with milk?
>>677482125
farewell tomoko, have a good life!
>>677481980
Ruri a cute
>>677482016
Chen a cute, too.
>if a little differently
>>677482080
Heil, Tenryuu. You didn't miss anything important.
>>677482020
Hello, I'm doing alright.
Asuna claimed
>>677481895
Describe a scenario wherein it is conceivable that you could fuck a animu.
You can't.
You will never fuck a animu
>>677482193
i think we're the right people.
im doing good. got alot of new people when i was in work. one of my co-workers has an apprentice now, its good to have an extra pair of hands around
>Yoko Littner claimed
Kaguya-sama claimed!
Well, I'll be off for now. Or at least playing something on my console.
>Probably for the better anyway
>>677482080
do the next thread
>>677482143
So.. basically Merkel is rule 63 on Palpatine?
>>677482448
okay dude you seem pretty sad.
I wonder why
>>677482384
penis in paper
though thats sad
>>677481980
Hello Ruri, how's the search for music going? Did you check anything out?
https://youtu.be/W7iD25hDE7k
>>677481181
Seeing shit like this makes me consider leaving. But I'd gain nothing from doing so. I'm just envious of those who can leave.
Giono claimed :3
>>677482477
OMG Gold
>>677482085
Our own board would be nice, but I'm referring to a lock and key community. Maybe something for more intimate (I don't mean like that) conversations. Something that wouldn't be accessible by literally anyone with the internet.
All the sites I've made have been username and password protected, but anonymous from personal details (at the discretion of the user).
>>677482576
remember.
you are here forever.
>>677482274
Welcome back.
>>677482280
Very easily, we'd both want it and I'm sure she produces enough so very easily.
>>677482384
Virtual reality?
>>677482448
Goodbye beautiful
>>677478243
kp ziemlich mies gelaunt seit 5
>>677482009
i want your love
>>677482384
I guess virtual reality hentai games is the first opportunity. Say ~20 years.
>>677481858
My brethren
>>677482280
You just started a stampede you'll never be able to stop
Atago~
>>677481181
See you in a week.
Don't forget, you're here forever.
New, Tenryuu-certified thread:
>>677482775
>>677482775
>>677482775
>>677482657
The thing is, I've left before because I told myself to. I gained nothing from doing so. The only reason I stay is for /waifu/ and the occasional YLYL.