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>>677384870
>>677384870
She's cute OP
>>677385028
Lost
Attempting to save thread
>>677385028
>>677385698
Since you think she's cute
>>677385038
that mother fucker fucked my gf when he did a talk at American University in DC. He knew I was with her and he just left with her. I hate him. I fucking hate him. Fuck it. I'm off to join ISIS.
>>677384870
lost.
>>677388273
I'm fapping so hard, tell me more cuck.
thread is off to a horrible start
white women are not love material
>>677390080
You're right
>>677390250
Lost
>>677389814
Fucking Seth McFarlane. Smelled like goddamn Axe and date rape, even through the crowded bar in Adams Morgan. He's got lots of people around him, talking, I can barely hear what the fuck is going on or anyone is saying. GF is with me. She's small and can cut through the crowd easy. I have to bully my way through people to catch up, but I do and I put my arm around her to kinda stake my claim. Lots of back and forth between them. Can't hear what's being said. They have to talk into each other's ear, real close.
Not liking this.
He buys her a drink. Oh god.
>>677391001
probably best in thread so far
>>677384870
Lost from the get go
>>677391271
A shame this story isn't true.
>>677391271
She hasn't made eye contact with me since we got there. Don't understand what's going on. Still other people talking to him; that's good. He's famous. People want to talk to him. Think the GF is just starstruck. I like his show. It's cool. He isn't making eye contact.
Oh fuck. I have to piss. Tell her I'm gonna find the bathroom. Barely responds.
>>677384870
Lost. What kind of camera is that? I want to see her work
>a dick
>>677385038
>tfw have the same hairline has seth macfarlane
>>677391829
>>677391794
come back from the bathroom. Seth is still there talking to some other people I know. GF is gone. I figure she went to the pisser. I wait. Wait. Wait. Go outside and call her on my cell. No answer.
>>677392785
>>677387632
a www, she's cute
>>677385981
Underrated
>>677392571
Idk actually
>>677385981
Overrated
>>677391725
Would bang/10
>>677392571
Definitely a Nikon, but probably not a full-frame because the other equipment screams 'amateur'. My guess would be something like a D300 with a Nikkor 24-70 f/2.8 on the front.
>>677392750
Turns out she left to go "hang out" with some other dude. Angry for a long time. Get over it. Meet a girl I recognize from the bar. Hit it off. Life is good. She says one night she saw me with the old gf.
Where? At Madam's Organ. She was there when Seth came around. She went back to his room.
My gf at the time fucked Seth MacFarlane. I'm ok with her. Can't stand him because I'm a fucking cave man.
>>677393301
Thanks. What screams amateur? I have a Nikon d750 with a kit lens and I want to go full oper8r with it.
>>677393301
you are probably right, friend. still want to see what she is taking pictures of, though, lol
>>677391561
>>677393614
The flash, the diffuser, the technique for bouncing the flash, and the lack of other equipment definitely show that she doesn't operate as a professional photographer. Most of the time, you would not use a lens hood indoors because it's rather pointless and can create unintended shadow effects given the right settings. There isn't even a strap or battery grip of any sort being used, too.
The lens she is using is pretty decent, even if it is an older revision. I'd like to hope she owns it, but she is most likely renting it for that occasion.
>>677391725
>>677393207
I'm usually cool around women, but something about her makes me get stupid. I just can't think straight, you know? I rubbed her feet once, and I'm surprised I got that far.
>>677394203
Shes and her husband are professional photographers so Id imagine she owns it
>>677384870
>shitty camera
>shitty lens
>shitty flash
>flash diffuser, like it could help her sorry ass in low light
some friend.
>>677394588
Probably, in that case.
If that image was taken by one of the cameras that either of them own, it is definitely a crop from an older crop sensor, like a D300. You can take great images from that, but if that is the best device you're using as a professional photographer, that is pushing it a bit.
>>677395105
Already covered, friend.
>>677394203
>>677395357
done and done
>>677393283
Tell me about her.
>>677395508
Wow, I am actually impressed. 5Ds are pretty alright still, even the 5D classic, but are starting to show their age rapidly.
The 28-70mm lens is okay, but nowhere near a 24-70mm. It is decent for newspaper work, but not for weddings or any serious occasions.
The 70-200mm f/4 is actually quite sharp, but not a tool that a professional photographer would actively choose to rely on.
Those CF cards are decent, but a little too slow for quick work. But if you're using 5Ds, that's not an issue.
>>677389482
Looks like Susie from the Oblongs
We're both in the same secret Facebook group where we talk about weird dicks.
>>677394203
>the diffuser, the technique for bouncing the flash
I don't use a diffuser, so I'm not sure what the effect would be while bouncing the flash in that position, but what's wrong with her flash bouncing technique?
>>677395508
>28-70mm
>professional photographer
would've worked if it like 1995 lol
>>677387632
Lost
>>677396700
She is most likely bouncing the flash directly off the wall from a short distance, which falls on the side of the subject. Even with a diffuser, it is extremely harsh. It will also be unusable and difficult to repair afterwards if she is bouncing a flash off of non-white walls, too.
It is safer to use a higher angle to also include ceiling light, but on a entry-model flash like she's using, a wall bounce is more effective. I hope she is doing a wall bounce for that reason, and not because she prefers the look.
>>677385038
lost
>>677386705
>>677387197
>>677391001
Lost hard
>>677397245
She is very attractive
>>677397597
>>677397708 (left)
lost
>>677395508
i hope i am wrong but do they use anything like this for their business:
butterfly droplets photography
jamie and david photography
coochie coo photography
help
>>677397938
>>677397670
I'm feeling it
>>677398137
Yeah, I could look at her for a long time
>>677397986
>butterfly droplets photography
This pretty much sums up all of the new shooters who flood my Facebook stream with newborn baby pictures (completely covered with a shitty watermark with a tasteless font, as well).
>>677398178
yeah same
>butterfly droplets photography
Holy fuck, triggered.
>>677389482
lost
>>677398137
More? Name?
>>677398261
>>677399253
>>677399253
Just as she spells it, the accented e's are not a mistake:
éKrysalilsaé
>>677399463
kek, what the fuck
>>677399463
I have never come across a more dumb name, even taking into account L-a or whatever.
>>677399587
>>677399734
Hes taking the piss - hes not OP
>>677399823
Can you tell us her first name?
>>677398370
More plox
>>677396291
/thread
>>677397533
Assuming the subject is at least partially turned toward the wall that the photographer is bouncing the flash off of, and like you said, the wall is white or very close to white, the result will be fine. It's just like using a large softbox, even if the wall is somewhat close by.
But yes, I higher angle would be better.
>>677399463
That's the niggerest name I've ever had the displeasure of seeing in print.
>>677400128
>>677400365
>>677399463
i...um...wat
>>677397670
More of her?
>>677384870
i actually used to fuck her
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>677400588
>>677400422
>>677400365
>>677400328
>>677398370
>>677393331
Well thats what you get for choosing a piece of trash. I wpuld say thay you guys must have been in high school but swth probably isn't that stupid, so its you anon for choosing poorly.
>>677399463
Why the fuck would you name your kid that, or even worse, change your name to that?
>>677391725
Literally nausea inducing.
>>677384870
Super cute right fellas?
>>677395992
Lost
>>677399823
>>677401085
6.9/10
>>677391001
Lost
>>677399463
fucking nigger ebonics holy shit
why are all these chicks so bland looking and chubby? /b/ has poor taste
>>677400608
I...Is this...Is this a trap?
>>677401333
>>677400365
AAAAH IT STOPS RIGHT BEFORE HER FEET YOU'RE KILLING ME
>>677400984
Literally a virgin
>>677401143
>>677401490
>>677401957
>>677401957
I'm better now, thanks for saving my life
>>677401996
>>677401957
moar in red heels
