Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>insult them all
>ALL
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
It's me. Chara
>>677278288
claimed for an eternity!
Obligatory claim.
>>677277781
I'm fine, how are you doing?
>how long am i going to stay up for tonight
hello
claiming yume
>>677278288
check'em
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Gonna play some WoWs now, thread's going too fast and wasted quints make me want to an hero
cya!
Howdy!
>>677278504
I claim Homu for two eterinities.
>>677278288
emprah claimed
All your waifus a shit.
My waifu a shit.
>>677278527
Your waifu a shit.
Tenryuu claimed
>>677278288
>huuuugs
New thread new hugs!
>goes for last image
>Gets that shitty impossible captcha
Gonna kill myself
>>677278154
Everyone's booing him kek
>>677278233
Kek
>>677278565
One off
>>677278426
>those fingers
Spooked.
Also claiming this rare pape.
WoWs anyone?
>>677278527
hi hand kun, how are your five digits doing?
>>677278527
Heyo hand buddy.
>>677278552
Is it late where you live?
119
>>677278552
forever!!!!
164
>>677278634
>>677278169
uuugh... where's my knife?!
>>677278684
hello chara!!!
>>677278684
would you reccomend playing undertale although I fucking spoiled the entiire game and basically know every secret and shit?
>>677278617
All waifus are shit
Shit waifus are shit
It hurts to call Homu a shit :|
>>677278732
>>677278684
Thy! I wonder how long will it take until someone posts a certain picture on this thread.
>>677278749
Whats this wolfe name?
>>677278669
>tfw not near desktop all weekend
Maybe next week
>>677278684
>skipped
Chara why ;w;
>>677278732
Thanks!
>>677278749
Cute
>>677278552
Maybe some cuddling will help?
>>677278603
Welcome back Homu-chan.
>>677278699
It's only 1:30 am now
>>677278724
Oh fuck
>I don't work tomorrow actually.
>this might be good for me though
Am I late to the party?
>>677278732
you missed me again
>>677278732
thank you syndra! how are you doing?
>>677278699
Did I do anything bad?
>>677277973
im doing alright
how about you
>>677278921
You can never be too late since the party is never over.
>>677278617
Coffee a shit.
>>677278674
They're all calibrated and ready for the "day". How about you?
>>677278699
Heyo, Ruri-kun. Hope you're doing well.
Ikaros claimed
>>677278895
lol, if you're tired go to bed, i don't wanna keep you up
>>677278862
Won't know unless you try I guess..
>>677278684
>>677278732
thanks you two
>>677278815
hi kagami
>>677278831
hmm... if you can forget it, yeah
It's really story driven... but if you like to work your way to the secrets you know then yeah
>>677278838
Would you not put a fucking flag up here?
>>677278849
I-I'm sorry!
>hugs tightly and pats on head
Welcome baack
>>677278805
No knives! Just hugs!
>squeeeeze
So cute!
>>677278921
Nope! Pretty early actually
>>677278945
What if it's intentional
>>677279076
Hello there, ikaros!
>>677278921
Its never too late
>>677278945
''missed''
>>677278950
Doing good as usual
>>677278999
>checkem
>>677279053
Hey hand-kun
Hows your chest ?
>>677278999
trips!! im doing fine, just lazing around...
>>677279053
Merzbow, Boredoms, Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, Einstürzende Neubauten, Brainbombs, Death in June, Current 93, La Monte Young, Moondog, Lou Harrison, Henry Cowell, Luigi Russolo, Popol Vuh, Fishmans, Jean Jacques Perrey, Les Rallizes Dénudés, Rainbow Caroliner, Taj Mahal Travellers, Fushitsusha, Peter Brötzmann, John Cage, Scott Walker, Unwound, Dead, Frank Zappa, Morton Feldman, Captain Beefheart, Pharoah Sanders, Albert Ayler, Ornette Coleman, Alice Coltrane, Arnold Schoenberg, Pierre Boulez, György Ligeti, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282. Raymond Scott, Delia Derbyshire, Daphne Oram, Terry Riley, Peter Sotos, Boyd Rice, Henry Flynt, Kazumoto Endo, David Tudor, Half Japanese,Secret Chiefs 3, Keiji Haino, Ramleh, Otomo Yoshihide, John Zorn, Joe Meek, Faxed Head, Harry Partch, Wesley Willis, Fred Frith, The Residents, Sun Ra, Sun City Girls, Hans Krusi, Royal Trux, Jandek, Loren Mazzacane Connors, The Dead C, Comus, Cromagnon, Eliane Radigue, The Red Krayola, Opus Avantra, Pan.Thy.Monium., Murmuüre, Gong, cLOUDDEAD and Muslimgauze.
All a shit.
These are all bands, by the way.
>>677279115
Eh, what the hell.
If it makes me less sad then I'll give it a shot..
>>677279225
me too
>>677279053
I wonder how many words per minute can your waifu type.
>>677279152
Sorry... i cant resist it :<
>>677278862
Sup Hatsu
>>677278956
>>677278862
I'm the one missing your posts now, Hats.
I'm just being impolite, aren't I?
Sorry about that.
>>677278895
It's not really late, stick around with us you feel like it, I'd say you'll be missed since you're already pretty poplar.
>>677279247
>cLOUDDEAD
I have the name saved incorrectly.
>>677279152
Hehehe~
Thank you, Chara
>hugs back
>>677278999
Checked
>>677279247
Holy shit that's a lot to type out
>>677279298
Okay then, goodnight Kirino!
>>677279123
That's the spirit.
>wipes a lock of hair from your forehead and engages bear hug
But we should sit down, hah, and we need a blanket.
Anyone bored enough to post pics of your waifu in a maid outfit?
>>677279298
yay!! i never really knew how far apart australia time zone was, or mine
>>677279476
It's what I have saved right now.
>>677279328
It's fine. I was just nervous...
I had this suspicion I missed something earlier.
>>677279538
my waifu is always in a maid outfit
>>677279134
no problem
>>677279162
goddamnit, okay, okay, no knifes just... just lemme go!
>>677279322
I won't be able to resist to put a knife in your skull!
>>677279476
no problem~
>i often miss people and feel bad about it
>>677279318
that's good, any plans for the weekend?
>>677279538
I'll call your maid outfit and raise you a gif!
>>677279538
i can't say i have any, here's pj's instead!
>>677279328
>Me
>Popular
You must have me confused with somebody else
>>677279476
Not going to bed yet heh.
>>677279494
Haah, thanks
>I have no idea what do to..
Please do, it's pretty cold.
>>677279575
Hey, I got my ice coffee, I should be fine for a while.
>>677279535
Don't worry I'm here for you Yume
>hugs
>>677279538
Shit I don't have one FeelsBadMan
>>677279676
So you just save the names of shit bands?
>>677279733
You lucky bastard
>>677279746
Okay, okay I'll let you go! But I'm not done with you~
>Yeah I used to be the same when I welcomed people back
>>677279829
Ooh okay?
Finally google + is out of my life
>>677278288
Mnie się ta podoba.
>>677279746
Gun > Knife
Dont even try to come close :<
>>677279829
It's fine. Worst case we fall asleep together, but..
that might also be the best case.
So not much that could go wrong. :3
Let me wrap you up.
>>677279822
Nice dubs... Its PJ time now!
>>677279755
lol no
im just going to keep doing what im doing right now
>>677279829
im glad you're staying kirino anon, so...what is australia like? i hope i don't come off as annoying by asking lol
>>677279917
It's what I plan on listening to. I wouldn't recommend most of it to anyone.
>>677279163
It's fine, thanks for asking. How are you doing?
>>677279247
>mhw I only listen to a shit OSTS
Can't touch this.
>>677279322
I did take a keyboarding class at one point and was one of the fastest. I forget though, kek.
You?
>>677280107
konata anon??? or is this a ruse...
>>677278640
my waifu is the artist of your pic
not even kidding, i fucking love her art, cis carcharias
The queen for me.
>>677280176
>Wesley Willis
>"wouldn't recommend it"
Wesley Willis is top-tier bro :^)
>>677279535
I meant to pay more attention to you but I'm sorta inept.
>>677279917
T-thanks...
>hugs you tightly so you won't move
My turn
>>677280005
Erasing world with knife > fucking up against Walpurgis
>pleb
I'll guess I need 20 tries to erase you
>>677280113
same lol, waifu thread all weekend
>>677280167
Uh, kinda hard to answer that, since it's a pretty big question, can you narrow it down for me?
>You aren't being annoying at all
>People actually talk to me which is nice
>>677280270
Thanks, Anon. That's interesting.
>>677279053
Not missing your posts as well, qt.
>I'm fine, I hope you have time to go for that walk a little later.
>>677279829
Not really, I may not be able to speak for everyone, but to me it seems everybody here likes your presence, and simply likes you overall. Since you would be sleeping by then, you normally miss these thread's peak hours.
>>677279680
You've been a great guy to me, never worry about that. If something like that ever happens, I'll tell you right away.
>>677279538
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>>677280176
Oh okay! That's a big list
>>677280378
I knew you couldn't resist!
>hugs back
>>677280476
ummm, well i met mostly the parts where you live hahah, im guessing the outback is a lot like where i used to live but with kangaroos, and 25 foot spiders..
>>677280476
>Australia
Right, I almost forgot.
We need a really thin blanket.
Or one made of ice.
Is air conditioning crucial to your survival where you live?
But stopping to hug I will not.
I prefer heatstroke.
>>677280212
Good to hear.
Im doing alright, just lurking here and there, thinking about what i should do next.
>>677280548
I did walk though, kek. Was on my route back where I had to jog. Was kind of hoping I could take a walk before they would come out but I fucked up.
Thanks though, qt.
>>677280212
Oh nice... I used to keep screenshots of my wpm records on typeracer but that was long ago... I have no idea what it looks like now.
>>677280276
What anime is this? Looks mildly interesting from 1 pic alone.
>>677280378
I get it i get it... lets go back in time to the moment we were friendly circlejerking
>>677280548
Ruri qtest maid
>>677280721
What about having some tea?
>>677278288
>>677280100
whoooo double dubs confirms pj's lol
>>677280548
>seems everybody here likes your presence, and simply likes you overall
You are making me feel things again, Ruri.
>>677280693
Well, I live in a rural town, close by the bush, and near the Murray River (I assume you have heard of it, if not I can tell you about it)
Uh, small town I guess, I don't really like cities at all, feels way too rushed.
>Speaking of spiders there is one on my wall right now
>>677280703
Nah, it's actually pretty chilly at night now, it used to be boiling but, it's cold now, I'm all snug and wrapped up.
>>677280548
A lot of times I sort of felt like we were sorta.. walking past each other.
Somehow it's really hard for me to pay attention to everybody.
Or even just a few of people at once.
>>677281040
Its funny cuz im in my PJ's IRL... This winter i became a PJ addict... as soon as i arrive home and i know i wont need to go out more that day i wear my PJ's.
>>677280836
Im always drinking tea
>>677281111
quads!!!!!!!!! how big of a river is it? i like rural towns, i used to live in the middle of nowhere you couldn't hear anything, i miss it so much
>>677281251
lol, i just have the bottoms, they're so comfy though!
>>677280721
Surprised you're not drinking tea right now if I'm honest. Play vidya?
>>677280836
Huh, that's actually pretty neat. I never really kept up with it after the class, I just like how I can navigate a keyboard properly without looking.
Neither do I, kek. I'm probably a little rusty.
o my god is my best nighmare
>>677281308
you should keep it as a pet and feed it grass, maybe then spider will become herbivores!!!
>>677281296
It's Australia's biggest river, spanning over 2.5 thousand km's
>pic related
>kirino
>>677281111
>You are making me feel things again
It's probably because of those quads, Kirino.
>I bet they feel nice
>Unlike 77778
>>677280836
Awh, thank you, anon.
> <3
>>677281126
My waifu isn't a ship, so it may not be as easy to relate, unlike Tenryuu, for example.
But we've got the sekrit handshake, that's only for the two of us, isn't it?
>>677281379
l-lewd
>>677281111
>>677281308
>vise like snuggle hug itensifies
Nicely done, Ms.quadruple one.
>>677281417
I'm always drinking tea
>not an addict
Im not playing anything yet, but im thinking of playing some ESO or Fallout 4
>or any other game that i haven't finished yet.
>>677281111
nice quads
>>677278838
>Whats this wolfe name?
wolfe-kun?
>>677280655
course not, but not moving is a bit uncomfortable
>>677280836
... alright, how was your day?
>>677280940
>implying Sans is still alive
>>677281479
of course
>>677281681
oh no! irl lewd too, i didn't even realise!
>>677280788
Do you think you could take that walk after a few hours?
I really hope it's not late night for you, though.
>qt.
>Why street signs everytime.
>>677281588
wow, i just wanna jump in and let it take me away lol, also checked!
>>677281111
>checked
>>677281591
That's right.. although it's a little more complicated.
The other ships to me (apart from often being way bigger) are like Kirino to you.
Um, 'no offense' just in case?
Comparing is hard.
>>677281504
The quads or the spider
>kek
>>677281591
Ayy come on now, you got close.
>>677281681
>Oh god
>You're so tight
>>677281727
Cheers bro.
>>677281826
I see.. Youre a qt Chara.
>Hugs and pats her head
>>677282073
the quadratical spider!!!!
>>677281111
>>677281588
>these gets tho
>>677281939
It's great fun, we take speedboats down with tubes, and kneeboards, and also ski down there. It's really great.
>>677282002
>off by 2
>>677282223
>off by one topkek
>>677281826
Relaxed, was home alone until few hours ago just doing some chores and now im here renewing my obligatory claim.
And yours? :>
>>677282223
1 off :<
>>677282223
>one off
>>677282073
>you're so tight
>explosive-nosebleed.jpg
>>677282331
>off by 2
>>677282331
it does sound fun! theres no water like that where i live lol, i wish i had the money to go australia
>>677282223
the quadratical spider failed me
>>677281692
Glad to hear it, man.
Fallout 4? Having fun on it so far?
>>677281852
Nah, more dangerous to walk out mid day and at night. Can't do it now, it's fine though. I got a good 40 minutes of walking/jogging. Good enough for me.
>Street sign
>American flag
>Confused hands
>>677282391
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>>677282421
>kekd hard
>>677282223
so close
Checkin in.
>>677282161
Course I am
>squeeze
>>677282385
Kinda same. I'm doing some chores and did an online self assesment test for uni
>>677282550
whole 201h of fun
>street sign
>some kind of flag with text
>still passed it
>>677282562
I'm won't let you (get) loose any time soon.
>>677282692
>zalgo filename
I think I have not seen that before.
>>677282852
Sorry but I stole your GET
>>677282990
>mfw i fail a get
>>677282793
>squuueeeeeze
>>677283090
FeelsBadMan
>>677283090
that spider is bad luck, don't keep him!
>>677282990
It's fine, I like it when you get....
get... tickled?
>brutal tickling ensues
>>677282811
Mmmm, nice. I got around 20-40 hours out of it before dying in my chair. Glad to hear it.
>Still passes cluster fuck of a captcha
>Complete magic
>>677283202
>>677283304
:(
>>677283347
Oh fuck
>The thing is, irl I am extremely ticklish
>>677283347
that's how my mom would get me out of bed for school, it was brutal
>>677283578
And IRL I am the tickle master.
It's like I studied all the deadly pressure points.
The dim-mak of tickling.
I promise to stop before you die.
>>677283394
i haven't even finished the main story line
>and another settlement who needs my help
>I have to post this atleast once a day
>>677283878
that's qt!
>>677283878
>>677284001
A butthurt qt
>>677283878
that's a really cute picture ^.^
>>677283731
I do that to people, too.
I especially love doing it to wake them up.
You're motheru a pretty cool guy.
>>677283202
Can't breaaaathe...
>squeezes as hard as possible
>>677283878
cute
Hey guys
>Koneko claimed
>>677284105
is that what the bandage is for???
>>677283878
>>677284001
Almost lewd.
