Convince me to dump my nudes /b/
Protip: you can't
This is not how timestamping works you faglord
>>677225668
timestamp or fuck off
>>677225668
>Protip: you can't
case closed then.
>>677226943
Give us your nudes, femanon. Stop having them be closed.
>>677225668
>>677226943
I don't want to see your penis anyways...
We'll track your ip if you dont
>>677225668
Why would you even egg us on to try if you don't want to?
>>677228000
Check'd. Cmon, op, trips for nudes is not a bad deal
>>677225668
dump them because you didn't come on here to not dump them
plus i want to see what you look like naked
>>677225668
Trust me, this'll make you wet enough to post them.
OP is the attention whoreyest whore to ever whore for attention. You either came here to post nudes or you didn't faggot.
>2/10 got me to reply cause you're a faggot
>>677225668
ur v cute
You fags are shit at convincing a girl for nudes.
>>677228572
well you said you won't post them so
Post nudes and get a chance at being the new queen of /b/.
>>677228711
Checked
>>677228711
dubs mean post them
>>677226943
Give us calcium
>>677225668
You want to dump your nudes. *wave hand*
>>677228734
Bullshit mayne. I can't top Boxxy, Crispy, OR the god damn bunny.
>>677228572
You're shit at pretending to be a girl
If you wont post nudes will you at least fill out a survey for us
maybe lols will convince you
>>677228572
You know you want to. To know that a bunch of guys out there are jerking off to you and being their sole thought for a few moments!
>>677225668
Protip: Your nudes aren't worth the effort
>>677229054
You got me a smile, but no kek
At least this anon is pulling tactics out
>>677229013
This
>>677225668
No thanks.
>>677229142
Im beatin it right now!
some nude would help.
>>677228572
well its hard to type all this with my left hand
If you didn't want to post them, why are you here in the first place? I'd take you out to an Italian restaurant, get us a fine bottle of wine, then take you back home and lick you in all the right places to see your delicious body.
>>677228323
That's not a
knife THIS is a Knife
>>677228572
Where the hell does one get a pillow with so much Michael Rosen?
>>677225668
Fag got quads check dump nigger Seacrest out
>>677225668
Post someone else's nudes. Idc.
If no nudes then why are we here?
>>677228000
This dude got trips, need I say more?
>>677225668
Convince you? pffft. We have endless nudes and threads for that shit 24/7 already. If you post, do so already so I can jackoff if not, fuck off.
Who the fuck even timestamps in ms paint anyways?
If you're ashamed of you're body and don't wanna show move along
>>677229527
Custom order, thanks for asking anon.
>>677225668
What if I ask nicely?
>>677229924
theres plastic around your cat's neck
>>677229924
NOICE!!
>>677229924
youre kind of what i imagine tinkerbell to look like if she was human and teasing me with nudes
>>677229924
Can we just see you in a bra? Or see your legs? Your skin looks nice, I just want some skin
>pls
Can I see the soles of your feet in socks T-T
>>677229738
It's not about the nudes, it's about the game anon. You're losing. Trying winning for once beta fag.
>>677225668
tits or gtfo
>>677230222
Will quads do the trick?
hey OP. just wanted to let you know that i respect your autonomy, its your choice whether to post nudes because its your body. if you do decide to post them, it doesnt make you any less of a person, being a slut is awesome, youre an empowered human being who's not ashamed of your body. its 2016 and you can do what you want. if you dont post them, it doesnt mean you should be ashamed either, wanting to have privacy and boundaries and deciding who you trust enough to have inside those boundaries is important too. so i dont know why you came to /b/ tonight but i dont want you to leave here feeling like, well, that place is full of a bunch of misogynist pricks who will never know what women are really like because they will spend their lives at odds with them. the truth is there are good people even in the darkest places, and bad ones in your favorite places too. just gotta know what to look out for. anyway hope you're having fun, carry on being a beautiful and provocative young woman who doesnt take shit from nobody :) good night!
>>677229924
reallygood
>>677230316
Except that's trips fucking new fag
OP show us your nudes. We just wanna fap to you. Isn't that something? Random guys taking pleasure in seeing your body. It ain't even creepy.
>>677230333
this trip deserves a private camshow OP
>>677230333
Now she's NEVER going to post them, faggot
>>677230222
wow she got game
>>677230333
That totally should become a copypasta
fuck you. post tits or fuck off. no fat chicks.
>>677225668
POST THEM NUDEs GIRLS, ALL I WANNA DO IS STROKE MY 3 INCH DICK TO YOUR TITS GIRL.
>>677230222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHo1LfZ5rwk
nice trips btw
>>677225668
Do it, nigger
How about you don't send nudes (reverse psychology always works)
>>677230333
Got it right. If you're gonna post nudes, it's because you want to, and if you don't, it's because you don't want to. Simple as that.
>>677230222
Honestly it is about the nudes to a lot of people. How old are you? You look like a titless 13 year old, if you are that would be why you think the 'game' is so important.
>>677229924
heres some titties for ya!
>>677230583
Oh.
>>677230222
A game? Im perfectly content in playing a game with irl bitches but, your some cunt over the internet. I dont care about your nudes unless you post them in which case I will jack off to them and if youre hotter than you look I will put in a second session, I work like that.
BTW, you better be not be a trap.
>>677225668
You wouldn't be here if you didn't want to post them
>>677225668
This poem ia going to make yur self wet
Roses are red
my dik is hard
And yur a cutie
I'll post mine
>>677230674
>guys who fight with no honor like snipers
fucking kek
You will post it cause you really want to show your femal dick trap
>>677227711
>>677228000
>>677228711
>>677229244
>>677230333
>>677230399
Get threads are too fucking easy, but OP is still checkin um
Show me dem titties you cumslut. Is this how it's done guis??
>>677225668
Even if you don't show tits, I can jack off to that hot face. That being said, nudes would make it easier. So would you post them, pretty please with a cherry on top?
If politeness isn't enough, will Spongebob convince you?
REKT AND GORE WILL GET THE DELIVER GUYS
>>677225668
I'll pay you money for them bc i'm rich.
but only if you send them to me. i'm not sharing w the rest of you losers
also you gotta take new ones for me
>>677228572
Noice pillow
>>677231090
This is a man baby.
Consider the evidence.
> Absolutely no breast tissue.
> long fingers (man hands)
> No make up or nail varnish
> manly clothes.
>>677231090
gibbie n00dz pl0x femanon
i have never known what love is but you are the most beautiful I have seen of all woman ever if You want to send to my private Email I will post it but only if you say so. If willing please make pic of you holding up 6 fingers and say you will do so. I will nver share thye will be all mine and our secret alone.
>>677230674
If I had a dollar for every time I stumble upon some Sonic OC that's stupidly powerful and indestructible...
Hey op, I'm a musician, I pay several instruments and frontman in a band, I own and operate a recording studio, and I ride a sweet kawi zx6r. Chicks dig that shit.
Show me your tits, Bitch. Maybe I'll make you famous.
kkk
kkklm
>>677231358
Christ what a fucking beta faggot
simpel tits and timestamp maybe we will try to earn nudes then.
I'll hack you
Someone post a dick, easy pickins
>>677230333
hey, you should go to /r/niceguys, you'll have fun
>>677231339
>>677231071
>>677229013
>>677227861
Even if I was a trap 90% of /b/ loves that shit, so why are you complaining?
B!!!!! I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THIS FAGGOT OP!!!!!!! BETTER THAN NOTHING MEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!! I DID MY BEST!!!!!!!!HOPE IT HELPS!
>>677231962
I think she's so hot even if she was a guy I'd fuck it from the back in the asshole
>>677231984
came
>>677231984
Thanks op t'is was a good fap
>>677231962
Pls
You look like a boy anyway so I'll pass. Suffocate yourself with that pillow OP
>>677231962
you are friggin' cute, OP. thanks for posting here.
shit ill dump some of my ex's nudes if you guys can get dubs
Please?
>>677232213
Kek
>>677232246
Jokes on you anon, asphyxiation is my fetish.
>>677225668
>>677231090
Longhorn? I'm an aggie
>>677232459
goodamn it why are you so cute. I would pin you down and fuck you in a second... if I was single
>>677232459
You cheeky prick
That's actually pretty funny
Keep going... It's fucking glorious
>>677232459
i love wrapping my hands around a small neck while pulling you back on my cock as hard as I can.
>>677232639
Yeah you wouldn't want your waifu pillow getting jelly
>>677232459
Jokes on you, being a creep is my fetish
>>677232459
It has been around one hour since this thread was posted, pretty much everyone's going to leave soon enough, boners satisfied, no need for anything more.
Sluts don't know how to satisfy men.
Please post nudes you're beautiful
>>677232459
I've never met a girl who didn't like a bit of choking, even just light choking.
Girls love to be dominated, it's primal and instinctual.
That said, if you aren't gonna post nudes, what kinda stuff are you in to sexually? might as well make this thread interesting whilst newfags are begging with their dicks in their hands.
>>677232829
Seconded
>>677232790
ya i was waiting but then i just jerked off and now im going to smoke a cig
dissapointed tho
>>677232759
not wife, gf.. I just notice the ut pillow and shit.. dude! whats your major? I'm in the engineering department
Do you like rocks
>>677231962
Because only the real actual homosexual faggots like that shit. I want to fap furiously to your pussy not "feminine" dick. So, if youre a trap dont post and stop teasing us.
>>677225668
Please?
>>677231090
You pointed the wrong way you fucking faggot
>>677232213
kek show us the money
Anons,
She knows the rules but does not follow them. Stop giving her what she wants. You is going to bait you Bata faggots then leave without posting tits.
/this thread
>>677230679
spoken like a true cuck. kys
>>677232459
Will post dick for tits.
>>677232953
Triple major fag over here
Astronomy, physics, and aerospace
I'll just leave this here...
op since your covers have ut on them i live in texas ill come fuck you and take pics for the guys my dick is made for this.
>>677232459
let's face it, you were never going to show nudes were you OP, you came here to tease us and make us suffer. The true gift was inside us all along.
>>677233302
Bs.
>>677225668
I'm not even here for the nudes, anymore. It's partly to see OP's being a savage, partly to see how desperate people are, and partly to look back at OP's cute face
Wait, thread is still alive? I just looked at a few posts to see if she would dump, knowing she wouldn't because newfags with their cocks out. Really, it's still up? I just watched some porn and came back to here to see what happened. Looks like people are actually this big of faggots after all...
(hey guys, just so you know, she's not going to post pictures. might want to just go watch some fucking porn)
Cause I'm so sad that I did not have a boner since a week, my dick is dying
>>677233491
Neckbeard as fuck with that comment
>>677233246
When I asked to see your sosocks I didn't mean a sock monkey. womt show feet, won't show tits or ass. cmocmon now
>>677232374
OC and no one is interested? Oh well.
>>677233650
for the bitcoin u say intersetting
>>677225668
Oh my God you are such a tease, just doo it op please it's killing me
The real question is why do you feel the need to play this game with /b/ people here are terrible why would you want this for yourself, i m asking an honest question
>>677233650
Holy shit! It's the black latex suit guy who made us think he was a woman!
So, how's it been since about a month ago?
>>677233416
>>677233249
Okay, okay. First person to make me kek gets the bread a panstu shot
>>677233622
You were one of the newfags with your dick in your hand, weren't you?
>>677233302
so you are shooting for like nasa or some shit? nice, but triple major? fuck I mean.. I can barely juggle my math physics and chem
This is my thread now
>>677233734
ive been lurking it m8 thank you for contribootin!
>>677231744
Like its that easy. Stop selling wolf tickeys neck-beard. if you had the capabilities youd just do it instead of threatening.
>>677233322
thanks Ms. Chan
i want ur butt
>>677233944
checked
dogs are always in the push-up position
>>677233734
>>677232374
Do want. :)
>>677233848
nigga what youve got the wrong person
This is bullshit you just want attention
Ylyl
>>677233944
Here's a major kek. I'd be at UT if I had applied earlier. Mech eng and elen was full by Nov and I didn't want to start in another program. So now I'm an aggie.
>>677234133
>>677234133
glub glub Mr Whiskers whispers
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>677231962
I dislike traps and im 100% straight. I live in a place where theres a lot of trannies and i learned to tell the differ, its easier in person because they over exaggerate everything feminine. That being said, call me a faggot if you are a trap because you look 100% female to me, an attractive on at that. Rules are rules though, still havent seen any tits. lol partially kidding
>>677234390
>>677233944
show me urs, show me urs?
>>677234383
You really got me anon.
>>677233944
My only problem with this pic is it implies there's niggers WITHOUT autism
damaged curry dyke, cut yourself some more, Trump is president for the next 8 years and there's nothing you can do about it
>>677231962
Just checkin in.
Honestly one of the very few genuinely attractive people I've seen on this site.
Keep doin whatever it is you're doin.
>>677234543
>>677232786
>that greasy hambeast forearm
>>677234632
How is Texas
>>677234101
>rotated photo in paint
confirmed fake
abandon bread
>>677234632
AGREE hot AS hell womie
>>677233734
>>677234278
If you guys manage to get trips, i'll give ya her # n continue posting of course
>>677234632
you got that flapper girl look going on
>>677234632
Gotta say you are pretty attractive but different and I like that.
>>677233944
Do you not get fucked enough irl that youre so desperate for the attention of the neckbeards of /b/? You know you can just tell random guys to fuck you and ride the carousel right? Unless of course your a tranny.
>>677234320
fucking hell lololololol!
>>677234725
i knooooow right like a breath of fresh air
>>677234807
>Hambeast
I weigh 140 soaking wet
>What's red and bad for your teeth
A brick.
>what's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
A pool table.
>>677235147
240*
>>677235052
fyi you are one of the neck-beards on /b/. accept it brother.
>>677233944
Well, I don't have a picture, but I go to porn sites not to watch porn, but to go to the livejasmin sites so I can make fun of the strippers there and call them wetback nigger bitches. They always cry. I don't have a screenshot, wish I did, but there was this one whale stripper who i told to go on a diet or else she would eat herself so she starts to cry and yell that she's triggered in the live chatroom
>>677235147
So yer kinda fat?
>>677235221
I was going to point out how pathetic the guys here are.. but I realized I'm one o them
>>677234725
B-baka! *blushes*
>>677234810
You almost got me, damn
>>677234998
THIS is way better than anything OP
could post.
Rollin for trips
>>677226943
No thanks. Back away you FBI fuck.
>>677235052
I actually don't think she usually puts herself out that much. Honestly, if she did, then she would have dumped them already. I actually kind of respect that.
>>677234632
Hey, faggot, you got me to actually respect someone. Fuck you. I love you now. Now please,someone kill me before I feel empathy!
>>677235369
>>677235147
i weigh 199 first thing in the am :/ are you weight shaming? WEIGHT SHAMER!!! 6'1'' though
>>677235465
Wow the autism, the cringe. A smorgasbord of failure.
>>677235221
Idiot, were all the neckbeards of /b/.
>>677225668
op; girls are stupid, have a picture of a cat. also please keep your clothes on I love watching 4chan get pissed off.
>>677235308
>>677235213
Ive taken the bait
>>677235147
140 you frail ass betafag go to the gym
>pic related it's me
>>677235526
Back toreddit, Fag.
>>677235369
Niggerfaggot, you got me to actually think someone is worth something in the world and aren't worth being called a faggot all the time. What am I saying, faggot is fun to say.
Bottom line: you're a faggot, but you're a cool faggot
>>677234998
post face?
>>677234632
just sneezed on my buddy thinking of u #lub4dawin
>>677235353
at least you know brother. She is also one of us.. thats why she is here, so just accept her attention whoring with open arms. Better than loli/trap/rate my hambeast gf threads.
Hii Franklin underwater
>>677235777
oooooooo nice trips slugger
>>677235657
I spot a white guy that's closer to a gorilla than a nigger... What the hell is going on in this world?
Be like Bush, just do it.
>>677235685
2 fit for 4chan said no one ever, and besides brother, lets stay on topic, we still havent gotten tits.
>>677235657
Nah, I prefer my beautiful legs
OP i dont want anything you just really dang pretty so pls keep posting at least face
>>677225668
How about you confirm you dont have a dick first
>>677235777
At least there's tits and pussy in loli threads. This is just a waste of time that I'm checking in on to see the rage while waiting for the Illinois thread to get new posts.
>>677235030
Senior prom anon
This is the funniest thing I've seen on /b/ in forever. Keep it rolling.
Also, cute and smart is the ultimate turn on.
>>677235777
Eh, I came here because it's just funny to see guys try so hard just to get her nudes. If I want to fap, I'll watch some porn.
>>677235987
Hairy as fuck my nigga
>>677235777
Heres your trips now dump moar
& # too
>>677234998
>>677236111
more trips my god
>>677236043
>>tits, pussy, and loli in the same sentence. lol
idk man, i like real women and cartoon children.
Um. Please?
>>677236073
Hot Damn I love a classy lady
>>677236225
trap
This thread makes my balls itch
>>677236073
noice
Look man, I just want to Jack off and I got nothing better to do
>>677233302
aTm... knew you looked familiar. It's cool seen you naked... and as I remember you complain if I choked you to much... was a good pussy though. You can't suck cock for shit though.
>>677236225
Trap
>>677235701
You fucked up, anon.
>>677236225
>>677236215
I like real women and cartoon kids too. And here's some based Noise to prove your faggotry wrong. Loli is love. Loli is life.
Why would you wanna share your nudes?
Share, don't share, just fuck off.
>>677235465
Fucking manginas make me sick. Youre probably voting for Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sander and most assuredly wouldve or did vote for Justin Trufaggot. Good luck getting owned by vaginas bitch.
the fact that /b/ cares about this jar jar binks looking cunt
>>677236073
not going to lie anon, we havent got nudes yet, but im still saving.
>>677234998
Damn that's a nice booty
>>677236420
2 each his own anon, you like what you like.
>>677236225
How are you comfortable just posting pictures of yourself on 4chan?
I feel like that takes a special kind of lunatic.
Never give up
>>677232786
Fat fuck
If you want a fucking kek just look at all the people here desperate for some nudes
>>677236420
i meant, i like real women, not cartoon children. haha i said i like cartoon children.
OP your video art is really good
>>677236454
My balls are blueing up
>>677236560
That's why we're on /b/......
>>677235913
Why the fuck did I lose to this. Well shit. Gimmie a sec anon. OP is gonna deliver for once.
>>677236454
Not too fond of closeups
I like those body shots u dumped earlier
>>677236073
>Fb_1459580017148
You done goofed
>>677236560
She just blackmailed me so don't feel like much of a lunatic at the moment. She's a super feminist too but i got pictures that contradict her idealogy.
>>677235369
>>677236720
I get you to blush *and* kek.
I'm on a fuckin roll. Lol.
>>677236758
actually you done goofed, now we definitely wont get any nudes
posting cause im curious what my name on /b/ is
Sup Hali?!
>>677236650
More tits and pussy never hurt someone's life.
>>677236720
>
>>677236896
no more names homie
>>677225668
How are we supposed to convince you?
Saying ur beautiful? That's for sure!!
We are a bunch of days who can't handle girls.
You got to help us out a little.
>>677236875
Like he/she was actually gonna deliver
>>677236875
Yep, shitttt. Took that photo off facebook so no one else can reverse image search it :'^) sorry anon that made me kek, OP can't deliver now. Anonymity ruined.
>>677237056
give her a god damn sec damnit damit man just damit
>>677236749
How's this? More up your alley. I am now the new OP lol
Faith.
>>677237056
You dont know that, but now we know she definitely wont deliver. good job. abandon thread/
>>677237028
you cant, she accidently posted a facebook picture and someone called her out on it before nudes.
>>677237214
in OP we trust
>>677236720
Here's photo proof. Would much rather have a chat with someone who isn't cancer for once.
[email protected]
>>677237251
Well how about if she doesnt post, we track her down
>>677237330
HAHAHAHA yeah sure, anon.
You must be so alone.
Mrw OP delivers
>>677237416
You're a fucking idiot. Why don't you just be decent for once and not bother at all.
>>677237416
because you're an elite hacker right?
>>677237506
Newfag detected.
Aww fuck it. I have never been an OP to not deliver, and I wont start today. None of you cucks better fuck with me on facebook though.
You're welcome.
>>677237195
Yeah shes cute, dump all similar to these
so I can fap to her.
Well. Fuck.
>>677237448
Nah, this thread is just too thirsty. Lol. It's boring.
>>677237416
she has a UT pillow, so im assuming shes from Texas. Go ahead, track her down. Good luck, hopefully she believes in the second amendment as much as i do, and with that Texas laws...
>>677237564
I'm not a newfag. I've been here since spring break.
>>677225668
its the feminist thing to do
>>677237330
The start of a perfect love story. They should make a movie about you.
"Autist falls in love after a girl responds to him"
>that feel when i ruined it right before nudes
itt thirsty betas and a 4/10 underage b& trap
You'd better believe in cringe threads because you've been posting in one
>>677237601
You are a legend
>>677237601
different hair complexion and no time stamp faggot, not op.
>>677231090
You know would like to do to you? I'd like to put you into a custom built stockade.
Take an Ikea table, turn it upside down.
Drill 1/4" bolt holes through two of the legs, four holes on each side for the:
- Take a piece of plywood an cut a neck hole in it, not big enough to pull your head out of.
- Cut plywood in two
- Drill matching bolt holes in plywood.
Put eyescrews down front and back for your ankles and wrists.
Put your head in the stockade and bolt you in.
Shackle your ankles and wrists to the table.
Put a belt around your waist and attach it to a pulley with 20 pounds, pulling your ass out.
Clip a little chain to your nose ring.
Affix your nose ring to a fixture above your head, pulls your head up.
Clamp your lower jaw open.
Take my own nudes.
Post on /b/.
Pwnd
>>677237601
Fuckin nice. Love those panties btw, pretty sexy and also cute ^^
>>677237330
>would much rather have a chat with someone who isn't cancer
You lost to an ifunny pic and say that ON 4CHAN
I'm disappointed, anon.
>>677237601
Not bad but definitely not worth the wait.
You fail as an OP.
>>677237737
lookie lookie, you are here too.
>>677237601
Op itz nice your boyfriend is a lucky man
>>677237601
My hero. lol
>>677237601
Can we play strip kek every time you laught you take off a peice of clothing
