Waifuism thread
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualized content
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>have fun
Manditory uta claim
Reply's
>>677149186
i play guitar, drums, piano and violin (almost done learning advanced shit)
i can play basicly any guitar
im looking forward to dope comming over, oh, and twenty one pilots (been a fan since they started, emo's are ruining the fanbase)
got anything happening where u are?>>677148726
BIRTH MY CHILDREN
>>677149490
yes
claimed
Yume x Syndra
>>677150161
I think I can make it work, even if I have to strap it to the roof of the trailer
Noire is watching the stars while drinking a beer.
>claimed
>>677148776
>>677149620
Heh~
Sorry Emi, you're right c:
>hugs
And you too Ruby, thanks u.u
>hugs
>>677149224
I'm still here heh~
Just went out to buy a beer.
Sup?
Thanks Uta
>>677149620
<3<3<3
>Stop it, you hehe~
>*kisses you*
I could do this all day <3
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>677150566
np
i got the copy pasta now so it should be easy for me
Claimed
>back to lurking
These thread titles change so frequently.
>Usual sadistic perfection claim
At work right now so will mostly be lurking.
Claiming Rika Nonaka.
Taking my loli and leaving.
>>677150499
keep it going!
All aboard to waifu island! I'll get Fran to help make it!
>>677150330
Dayum you're a talented one. I need a guitar teacher, teaching myself feels like it's really fucking slow lol.
There's lots of shows, but tickets in Toronto are ridiculousky expensive. Halfway decent ticket to city and color was like $130Cdn :3
>>677150330
Ah, that's pretty awesome. From Bristol too, pretty surprised that somebody else on /waifu/ is from round here.
>>677150511
Well, if you're sure. You're gonna have to sign a contract that any damage to your vehicle is on you, and that Neo's Diary Kingdom is not responsible for any damages or casualties caused by unsafe practices involving our product.
>>677150565
Oooh! I thought you were going on some hour long walk to clear your mind. Welcome back.
>star gazing and beer drinking?
Sounds chill.
>>677150658
Emi a qt<3
>>677150711
Nice. I got a copy too incase you ever need it on mobile or something
>>677150837
its because each host has a different type of pasta
>>677150889
>I want to believe
emps claimed.
>mfw i have to read four hundred fucking pages of rules just to understand how the warhammer 40,000 tabletop works.
Claimed
>>677150161
>I'm already at the point where I can support somebody on my back doing press ups. Maybe one day Neo will take the place of the skinny guy...
One day she will, and it'll be the best day ever
>>677150566
>I could do this all day <3
I can too bby!
>I can't help it when I'm with you!
>*kisses*
>>677150565
Yay!
>>677150980
holy shit
no way
we must meet up sometime, and do fuck all because i have anxiety
>>677150982
could you post it plz, im always up for improvment on mine
>>677150915
i feel bad for u
if i knew u irl i would teach you, though i taught myself so it might be hard
>>677151381
not loving me needs more disturbances
>>677151128
I wish it were easier to get into
>>677151230
hmm, clever girl
Now to play Rocket League
Claiming.
>>677150980
I will gladly sign away my soul for this
>>677151060
Cosmetic surgery is only getting better, and when cloning becomes easier/legal...
>>677151128
Oh, there are a few good videos online that compress the info pretty well
>>677150980
Nah, I don' clear my mind since last year.
Nothing bothers me so much to be in need of a mind clearing walk.
It's because I don't want to stay home all the time.
>>677151242
Did Ruby lift you up on her shoulder?
Maybe for grabbing an Apple?
>giggles
>>677151609
I claim her butt.
>Claiming Stocking for Stocking-kun.
>>677151242
>>I can't help it when I'm with you!
>>*kisses*
Hehe~ You're so goddamn cute I can't help it!
>>I can't help it when I'm with you!
Neither can I~<3
>*kisses again.*
;)
>>677151381
Thanks Syndra!
>>677151417
Waifu Claiming Thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Greetings, I am Chara
>also nice aprils fool
>>677151830
neat
>>677150980
I have been thinking about a name.
''Syndra Cream'' is only thing that comes up
>>677151381
Thx, Syndra!
>>677151585
I'm using Justinguitar ATM for more structured lesson based stuff and picking up songs I like on YouTube and with a friend of mine. It's only been like 3 months so really it's not going too badly, I'm just hyper critical of myself lol
Bait claimed.
How is everyone doing today?
>>677151270
>do fuck all because i have anxiety
You can say that again!
What if we've walked past each other on the streets. Made direct eye contact in town? What if we actually already know each other.
>>677151242
One day, Emi. One day.
>>677151381
Welcome back to you too, Syn.
>>677151696
Heh... That can easily be arranged. You can sell your soul to me and you can have all the ice cream you want, whenever you want it.
>>677151794
Fair enough, fair enough. I've got a lovely massive green space at the end of my road. Shame you can see any stars ever here. I'd love to chill outside on nights like this.
Something about the cold makes me feel better.
>>677151985
We can work with that. Any toppings you really don't want on your ice cream so I can slap the kids for asking?
>>677151821
fuck you no it belongs to me
>>677151943
thank you so much, this will help quite a bit.
anything u need. come to me
>>677151953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co5Zo6Ng9-c
>>677151381
thanks syndra.
>>677151696
thanks. i'll check em out. still gotta decide my chapter though. torn between space wolves and salamanders.
>>677152251
>Posts my favourite undertale song
I like you Uta
>>677151953
Greetings friend.
>>677152186
Heyo anon.
It's been alright, had a shitty week and I'm glad it's over.
How about you?
Gonna lurk until this shit wares off.
Best German CV claimed
>4chan april fools
God damn it , its horrible
Guten Morgen Everyone !
>>677152033
just started huh. i've been playing for 10 years now
>>677152193
if this is jason my roomate im gonna go into your room and slap you
>>677152193
As long as the kids aren't jewish or niggers it will be fine.
Oh and make sure it contains raisins, but that they don't know about them.
Truth be told, it has little to do with internet availability. These threads are crowded now. Before it was maybe a solid 6 or 8 of us just BSing. Now we have a general thread of about 15 - 20 people. People are latching onto steam groups and other third party services to talk because the thread is either too fast or too slow.
My absence is completely because of the number of posters. These threads HAVE changed. The mood, the idle chit-chat, you sluts posting lewds and funk.
So I'll still lurk. But it may come down to just that.
I've been posting in /b/'s waifu threads for a while, not a long time by any means. But I'm pretty turned off by how these threads evolved.
>>677152617
Idk Jason sounds like a pretty ocool guy.
>>677152709
At your funeral, when Yume is there, I'll force feed it to them and they won't be able to say no. Aha.. Ahaha... AHAHAHAHA.
>>677152426
btw. i have chocolate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br51leINoWU
>>677151381
Thanks Syndra!
>>677151794
>Did Ruby lift you up on her shoulder?
>*blushes*
M-maybe...
>We have done a lot of things... ;)
>>677151943
I can't believe you are mine!
You are so cute I can't even!
<3<3<3
>>677150874
What am I? A monkey?
... okay Yume, I'll get back to work...
>>677152193
I have this kind of park at 15 minutes from home, there isn't any light so the sky is very clear.
Because the cold slows your movements/reactions so every instant lasts longer.
>>677152833
he lets me walk around the place naked while high
he's cool
>>677152430
Im doing alright, not counting the fact that this color theme hurts my eyes.
Just lurking around, trying to find new bait pictures.
>>677152430
Greetings
Why was your week shity?
>>677152598
Sup Graf?
>>677152759
Heya Wata
Huh... okay, if you say so.
>still doesn't have anyone besides Graf in some other third party service or steam
>we don't even chat on steam
>>677152617
Yea lol finally did what I said I'd do 15 years ago. Everything was going fine until F chord. Yuck. My fingers are still pretty stupid.
>>677152598
Hello second most saltiest person alive how are you doing?
>>677152833
oh fuck no pls
i don't wanna eat syndra raisin icecream but i would eat out syndra 10/10
also gimme 1 strawberry and 1 chochlet without topping thanks
>>677152833
yes....yes...YES
THIS ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF.
>>677151821
Truely a wonderful butt, you have nice taste
>>677152193
>all the icecream I could ever want
Faust ain't got nothing on this
>>677152310
Well, the wolves have some pretty cool models, but as for gameplay, both are a up close and personal fighting. The main difference is how many models do you want on the field? Space wolves have less, and even worse long range weapons, but have some faster units. The salamanders can, however, can make both tanks and tarpits cry if they get close enough.
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>>677152917
oh lawd, I haven't seen all the undertale related videos but damn they sure are funny
Tenryuu claimed
>>677153252
i play the f cord in minor, it adds a buzz the the end of the sound. i like it
>>677152950
I just remembered Emi's introduction video heh~
That's why I asked about the apple c;
>I could say the same about me an Stocking <3
>Looots of things...
>smirks
>>677152598
Good evening Graf ^^
>>677153302
>but i would eat out syndra
>>677152833
oh and you remember what i said yesterday right? ;) ;)
>>677153071
Well, I'm not your roommate but he does sound really cool to have around.
> walk around the place naked while high
Is this a common occurrence?
>>677153019
Light pollution on what we call 'The Downs' (big green space) is pretty grim. Well, from my window it's grim and this place is a 3 minute walk away. Wished I lived somewhere with clearer skies.
>>677153302
Sure thang boss. Want any rai-- Uh... Uh... Whatever you say boss.
> would eat out syndra
Even if they tasted like raisins?
>>677153303
Let's do it. Come over to my place and we can start the preparations AHAHAHAHHAA
>>677153369
So, you gonna give me your soul or what?
>>677152251
No problem my man. And thanks dude.
>>677152950
>M-maybe...
>>We have done a lot of things... ;)
Heh...
I would totally lift you on my shoulders and carry you around. It'd be nice
>I can't believe you are mine!
Likewise! You're awesome!
>You are so cute I can't even!
I can say the same for you!<3<3<3
Alright, i'm gonna go shower and eat. I'll be back soon ya'll! If I dont make it to next thread, someone claim for me
>Especially someone fast and cute
>>677152759
The third party thing is a turnoff for me as well. The fact that we have a good 20+ unique posters at all times makes the thread go by extremely quickly. Lurking seems like a good option for now, I'm guessing that's what Ginko has been doing this whole time as well.
>>677153303
No don't =Â¥~Â¥=
Akiko claimed
Ok im gone, because this april fools gag is ugly af, and i hope its gone in less then 2 hours
>>677152759
Different timezones played a role as well.
You were either busy, or completely absent.
>>677153662
I'm not sure how to over the Internet, maybe lain could advise us on this
>>677153391
Hey, how would one go about transferring a soul over the Internet?
>>677153403
dont
>>677153662
yes, i sometimes do it when fine, i dont like clothes
>>677153676
np.
>>677153205
Hi Hi !
how are you doing ?
>>677153302
Pretty well thanks !
>Playing with the most saltiest person on WoWs
Wanna join ?
>>677153640
Guten Morgen !
How was your day ! ?
>>677153475
Hello most saltiest person alive how are you doing?
>>677153647
>>677153662
only if it tastes like raisins as fish is healthy and tastes good
>>677153662
I'M ALREADY AT THE DOOR, LET ME IN
>>677153691
IT WILL BE WORTH IT
>>677153585
That does sound nice actually. I usually just okay an open F unless I'm using a capo, then I try to use Barre. Hands are still weak, but getting there.
I'm gonna head out for a bit, nice talking to you.
Take care y'all.
Ayy
What did I miss?
>claimed
>>677153662
I wish I own a camera good enough to take pictures of night skies.
I would've sent them to you.
>>677154009
Pretty good thanks!
Just drinking some beer right now while gazing at the stars.
You?
>>677153998
I won't
>too much of a pain
>also not some GIANT undertale fag
>off by one
>>677154009
I'm doing pretty shitty!
No motivation for anything, and it just hurts
what about you?
>>677154324
not much
>>677154046
heya yume
>>677153475
Hoi du Salzstreuer
>>677154286
cya later
cowboy
>>677154133
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKER.
HERE
WE
GO.
AHAHAHAHA
Of course I remember what you said. EVIL.
>>677154046
Hehehehe. Best watch your back, Yume.
>>677153967
Well, I could write up a contract for you, and you can give your internet signature. I think that works.
>>677153998
Fair enough. I do that a lot when people aren't in. Don't have the balls for people to... well... see my balls.
>>677154406
Shame as well, my Grandpappy (rest his soul) gave me his telescope when I was about 10. I didn't use it once, but now I'm slowly dragging it out and can't see anything.
>>677153640
I'll just use what you said as an excuse to post this webm if you don't mind ;)
>I could say the same about me an Stocking <3
>Looots of things...
>smirks
I didn't expect less from you...
>wink
>>677153676
>I would totally lift you on my shoulders and carry you around. It'd be nice
I'm just lost for words, I can't even express myself, you are too good to be true!
>If I dont make it to next thread, someone claim for me
I will
>Especially someone fast and cute
You already knew it then ;)
>>677154009
what? yeah maybe but i am dead tired fucking work was so hard
>>677154502
Noch ein deutscher?
>>677154502
i stopped giving a shit about trips, quads, and quints a long time ago
Cute Koneko is here
>>677154324
I'm selling my should for icecream
And it seems that tomoko may stop posting now, so I'll miss him
>>677154576
Yeah, that should work. When do I get my icecream?
>>677153953
Sometimes, sure. GMT-6(US Central) so current time for me is 4pm. But I generally wake up at 9am, and don't retire until 2am the next morning. This entire time I am lurking on my mobile. 17 hours isn't too shabby.
I've seen Ruri anxiously wait for my appearance and I've said nothing and I've answered their wish. I've seen other Tomokofags be retarded as hell, sperging out like it was their first AOL chat room and idly sit by. I've watched the threads grow by the waifu and die by the waifu.
I've seen a lot of inside joke births, still not sure about raisins. Another safe word maybe? Appears to be more of a bully thing.
I am usually here, but may find it a bother to show up.
>>677154576
THE PAIN IS WORTH IT
>>677154804
2cute5me
>>677154406
Well im doing same thing !
>There's nothing better than a cold beer
You are outside now ? nicee
>>677154502
Nothing big happes for 3 days !
Its rly something new in my life
>>677154767
Well take rest then and join us asap
>Can we LEWD again ?
>>677155134
>>677154767
Part 2 completed
>>677150499
>>677154767
Ne, Österreich
>>677154801
I still like to keep track of it a bit
>off by one again
>>677155107
Somehow you sound edgy as hell Tomoko
>>677154882
Tomorrow when I've written the contract.
>>677155134
AHAHAHAHHAHA AVE HAIL SATAN
>>677155356
im done...
thats it......
goodbye forever.....
But you know what guys, I'm heading off. Probably going to be back later when I've set my telescope up again. Cya soon. (Maybe.)
>>677155300
>checked
Is that sarcasm or honesty? I can't tell
>>677154046
Ziemlich gut, könnte aber besser sein
>>677154502
Immer.
>>677155399
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
In time, they will be forgotten. Like, tears in the rain.
>>677153369
well that makes salamanders seem better than wolves for me. blood angels seem cool too but i don't know as much about them.
>>677155668
Seeya
>>677155753
Wie geht's, wie steht's?
>>677154576
Then I hope you'll find the right place to use it ^^
It's a nice thing, tried it once but then it broke.
>I actually thought of saying my real name because of "telescope"
>I'll just say that my name is kinda connected to an important astronomer
>>677154578
Love that video <3
>I couldn't expect less from you
Then you need do something for your waifu's waifu as well c;
>giggles
>>677155300
>cold beer
Fuck yes <3
>Niiice
Graf... What are you thinking now...
>>677154578
Emi a qt
>>677155356
What have you done
>>677155668
Bye Neo
>>677154882
That's kind of sad
>good luck with the ice cream
>>677154502
Good
>>677155792
Is that Blade Runner? I can't remember correctly.
I really like this screenshot
>>677156083
Supposed to be. I probably botched it up, never seen the movie myself.
>>677155107
4chan mobile sucks horribly, I wouldn't want to post if I was you either.
Now that I think about it, It was stupid asking you to be cringy with me, you're obviously not comfortable with most of the new threads.
Accept my apologies.
>I've seen Ruri anxiously wait for my appearance and I've said nothing and I've answered their wish.
Cannot say I'm surprised, I was probably scaring you off if anything.
>>677155300
>nothing better than a cold beer
>cold beer
>beer
are you stupid
bacardi exists for a reason
>>677155356
this is fucking perfect
>>677155399
ah also ein schuldiger
>>677155638
see ya later
>>677155668
bye have fun
>>677155300
graf derailing hard
>>677155753
du hattest doch frei also keine beschwerden
>>677155638
>>677156014
Artistic license.
>Yume egged me on, she's partly responsible.
>>677156323
The final scene is iconic, but the whole film is a classic in my opinion.
>>677156476
how allowed you to stop making this work!?
get back to it!
NOW!
>>677156014
Happy to hear that
>>677155792
>>677156083
I've never seen bladerunner, heard it's pretty good
I hope this >>677156198 fucking screenshot also gets forgoten like tears in the rain
Tharja claimed
>>677156345
Don't sweat it qt. Nothing you do could ever scare or embarrass me away from you.
>>677155668
cya Neo!
>>677155792
I had to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdUq2opPY-Q
>>677156083
It is, indeed
>>677155966
I feel like you are some sort of a little devil in my shoulder talking to me...
>Tempting
>>677156014
Galko a qtier
How you doing today?
>>677155539
Sweet! See ya!
>>677155808
The problem with salamanders is they have to get pretty close up, since so much of your army is flamers or meltas. As for Blood Angels, they quickly charge into assault range, possibly with jump packs, and stab the shit out of everything.
>>677156621
I rarely hear bad talk about it. Maybe the length but most people seem to enjoy it. I've just never sat down and said "I'm going to watch Bladerunner."
>>677156445
Genau. Original Nazi wie ich gerne sage.
Best tank and best girl, panzer IV claimed.
Shiki claimed, Mongols are as bad as the french.
>>677156687
In a little bit, ima smoke a bowl an chill
>>677156198
kek
>>677156906
Pretty bad, It was a long day. You?
>>677157323
>implying anything is as bad as the french
>>677156813
Best dark mage is best dark mage
>>677156621
>>677157201
It is defidently a great movie, all of Philip K Dick's work is hugely influential. The books are better though, as is almost always the case.
>lurking game is strong
>>677156906
W-what?
I'm just I cute catgirl now <3
Nyan~
>Do it
>smirks
>>677156923
hmmm. well, i want a chapter that does well all around, ranged, close up, and has good vehicles, as well as a nice and honorable (caring for civilians) lore that hasn't been touched by the unholy beast (matt ward)
i also really want to give my army a unique story as well, but I don't want to create a chapter. i won't do ultrasmurfs.
>>677157323
Hi Shiki!
>Mongols are as bad as the french
What did the Finns do?
>>677157514
I can't complain, I've been chilling today?
What happened to you today? Busy day?
ha gayy
>>677157628
Birds fly, grass grows, wind blows and the books are better than the movie. All is right with the world.
>>677157782
We were the bestest of buddies until I cucked him out of a city and he decided that since his army was already close they might as well declare war on me.
>>677156687
If you post some good images next thread I'll see what I an do.
I need more source material.
>>677156867
May I ask why I'm not keeping you away from /waifu/ just like those you call "sluts posting lewds and funk"?
Why am I any different? I'm not that old either.
Is it simply you liking Ruri as a character?
>waifu
>not oversexualized
What are you fucking gay?
>>677158099
i try to give you all i have
>>677158251
What you aren't? What are you some kind of faggot?
>>677158149
Pretty much I like her character. She would probably be my waifu if Tomoko didn't get me first.
It's not like I'm cheating or anything, I'm just complimenting something that deserves compliments.
>>677157747
If you don't mind shortening the range a bit, salamanders seem to be a good fit. >>677157920
Though A Scanner Darkly has great visuals, if you, like me, love rotoscope animation
>>677157782
>that gif
My heart
>>677158362
i see what u did there
Miho claimed
This layout sucks.
>>677153967
You need a binary brain. Then the proper interface. I suggest a sak technology. Over dry suit. It's got a better connection to the wired. A head jak if you want full connect.
>>677158251
>How many pics do you suck dick?
Rollin for name yo
>>677157782
It was long and busy and I'm tired of people's shit.
>>677158541
Hi Miho
>everyone hates it
>>677158596
>i see you doing it daily
>>677158596
>>677158493
alright then. salamanders it is then, but i might change my mind. who knows?
>>677158251
Partly
>>677158541
I'm on the clover app, so no change for me!
>>677158564
I was guessing some major wetware would be involved, sucks they don't quite exist yet. Maybe one day
>>677158799
calm down Frisk
>>677158464
Not posting as Ruri now, so you can be embarrassed or scared away from me without any worries.
>>677158751
Hi
And there's no blackjack and hookers.
>>677157728
>I'm just I cute catgirl now <3
Nice try...
>Do it
Do what? I'm just a cute little runner ;)
>>677158063
>Messing with Finns
>Not even once
I'm guessing you lost?
>>677158493
Don't Hisao on me!
>>677158751
>I'm tired of people's shit.
Well, I'm sorry, I hope you have a good time here at least Galko!
>>677158362
No. FYI I'm a gender fluid, disabled, bipolar, depressed, feminist, emo, black women. Get your facts straight you homophobic cis cunt.
>>677158990
>Mistaking me for Frisk
well... wouldn't be a first
last image GET?
>>677159229
got
>>677158801
Well, you probably will after you sink some money in. That reminds me, I need some death croissants. And to play again, I should also so that soon
>>677159106
But it's SO CUTE!
Fran
>>677159034
Do you always try and take the easy way out?
Typical of a Rurifag.
Self destructive until the bitter end.
Willing to play the martyr but still cries when they fail. So cute.
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