Waifu claiming thread.
>this is the future
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
>>677089131
claimed!
the future is scary
best suit girl claimed
Tenryuu claimed
claimed
Ayy
I'm bored
>claimed
>>677089573
hi! how are you?
Official boatclaim
>>677089307
What's with the NS name?
>>677089131
>>677088621
>Keit-ai
Okay what the fuck this is the first time I've read this. Copypasta, seriously?
>>677088550
How the hell do you claim the Internet.
>>677088846
>Walking home
>Forgot keys to house
>No one inside
>Family will be back in an hour
>Decide to wait
>10 mins
>Fuck it, climb over fence
>Go to all the back doors, see if anything's unlocked
>Furiously try to open them
>Do this for a solid half an hour
>Cops arrive
>Neighbours called them thinking I was trying to break in or something (I don't go outside much, so they don't recognise me)
>Almost had to come with them to the police station until parents drove in
Never forgot my keys again.
Holo Claimed
I've been on this site for 2 years and I just now notice the ID isn't anonymous on April fools days
>>677089573
Can the Reich stop this?
I am currently on my phone but when i get on my pc i might make some photoshops/ animations. :)
>Eve
>>677089131
Claimed
>>677089637
Could be worse.
>>677089780
It can stop everything
But hey, it's time for my Friday nap. See you guys later.
>>677089716
awoo awoo awoo awoo
>>677089896
sleep tight!
>>677089896
I'll be off for my midday walk as well.
Best Paper Sister claimed
>>677088740
Good still a little sleepy. Just got up
>>677089780
A bunch of rocks?
Probably. They have terrain advantage against rocks.
>>677090150
Google+ though? That shit too hard.
Internet claimed... Almost forgot=^..¬=
>>677089716
Hey Korbo
>>677089842
too soon
>>677090022
See you later.
>>677090132
Hi.
>assembly line comments
Azusa taken
>>677090277
I'm willing to assume Google is more powerful than Nazi Germany.
Bait claimed
Why are blacks so loud?
>>677090749
Because they are harder to see?
>>677091018
heheheheheh
>>677089131
Claiming WOlf
>>677090337
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>>677091254
The Stalker?
He's a pretty cool guy.
>>677091254
which wolf?
>>677091304
i wish i understood internet
>>677091404
forgot waifu
>>677091420
this one
>>677090337
Don't know who Korbo is, but I think I have dibs before him now.
>>677091552
ooooo that's a cute dance
>>677091577
What? On Korbo? I guess it could work with some wierd split personality head canon or whatever.
Koito Minase claimed
Claimed
>>677091420
Hellow
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See =^..^=
>>677092039
oh! i see it now!
>>677091930
No, I meant dibs on Holo, I assumed it was a namefag's name
>>677092102
>>677091995
Sadistic goddess of fighting perfection claimed
>Filenames different on mobile
Got woken up by loud neighbors, kek
>>677092179
Haha yeah she looks super pissed. Badass though. And a babe to boot.
>>677092136
I'm ror'ing pretty hard.
Why would they make a wallpaper out of this?
In any case, he was fairly explicit about it
>>677089716
>>677092295
>Grisl with short
Are cute as fuck
>>677092352
Well tough shit for them for the meanwhile.
alright, im gonna get ready for work, have a good day everyone!
Off to sleep. Bye.
>>677092519
>>677092511
Take care, both of you.
>>677092567
Check this out
Claim
>>677092909
They're both in my harem.
>>677093003
REEEEEEEE
>>677093003
I trust you'll find the door on your own.
>>677089131
Mine
Short hair is so good.
>>677093210
I was kidding -.-
I have multiple waifus but no harem.
>>677093305
So you're a muslim?
>>677093250
But so is long hair.
Best scenario is both.
>>677093004
How goes your morning today?
>>677093250
The perfect hair for a japanese woman
>>677093446
>pic looks like a .png file with the white back round
This confuses me to no end.
>>677093546
Who is that semen demon
>lurking aggressively
>>677093446
No. I just have no hangups about having multiple partners
>>677093552
Very afternoony, but biologically it's night for me - or the next day.
>FUG
Will have to go to bed early.
>>677089131
isnt this kinda early?
eh
Manditory Uta Claim
#Uptrump is today any one doing a rade =Ω..Ω=
>>677093890
It's 24/7 now, we have Anons keeping the threads alive at all times.
>>677093654
I admit it's strange. Probably not the artists mistake.
That would be sad.
>>677093929
no, im in the uk.
though i do believe trump will make america great again
>>677094106
Let's hope he makes Europe great again, too.
I mean, there is a chance.
>>677094053
wow
that got out of hand quickly.
isnt that counter productive though?
we may be called as cancer
>>677089131
>>677089131
>>677089131
Do y'all think Touka will have halfbreed kids with kaneki and live happily?
>>677093886
Ah, hard to tell the timezones of everyone on these threads. Well, hopefully it's been good to you.
>>677094282
you know the uk is leaving the eu right?
yea, its costing us too much to support them
>>677093215
Ahri is love, ahri is wife(u)
>>677094430
no, in :re kaneki remembers everything
including his mother torturing him
and a ghoul killing her.
kaneki is insane and wants everyone to die.
i love tokyo ghoul
>>677094350
I wouldn't call it counter productive, but spammers are in no short supply and mods may have actually started giving a shit about enforcing the rules.
A lot of shitposting went on since the day you left.
>>677094350
Well, namefagging and avatarfagging is cancer, so that's a given.
It's just a matter of being cringy or gross, which usually we are not.
>we
>>677094718
I still haven't read :re yet because of my lousy ass job
and damn, I was hoping they would get together
>>677094757
heh. i used to keep it in check.
wonder how long it is until we get our own board
>>677094459
I had a lot of fun.
Wasn't even lewd.
>>677094464
Nobody really cares. At least I don't.
There's a good chance it's the ultimate tombstone to their empire.
People always chicken out, see Scotland.
Well, this is interesting.
>>677095153
A lot of people would say that is either /a/ or /jp/, maybe even /trash/.
But a I will not lie, a /waifu/ board would not displease me.
>>677095302
https://youtu.be/yGfhHQ9wDsY
>>677095153
>>677095501
Besides the obvious, we aren't big enough yet to have our own board.
>Wouldn't mind it either honestly
>>677093722
Hello Galko
Ugh.. i hate kids...
What/who have i missed?
>>677094759
i guess, we just socialise. nothing cancer worthy.
>>677095005
they still could. its still going
>>677095222
check out ww1+2 english did the most. we dont fall back
>>677095501
would be fun huh. it would allow spidey to be banned
MULTI REPLY
fuck
>>677095985
How are you Tatsumaki?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewFsbz2qC5w
>>677096501
Hoping for this
>>677096340
Not many considering you were doing the welcome back thing.
>>677095985
>>677096542
keep it coming guys this thread is the only thing making this boring ass day go by...
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
4chan looks weird. This is a strange way to celebrate April Fools' Day
>>677094106
No he wont. He is going to reck it. How do the kids put it today ( he's a fuck boy).
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Yui <3
>Koneko Claimed
Late again :(
>>677096263
Hi Juri.
>>677096772
No need to say twice, have something beautiful with disturbing lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h3ikhebwGk
>>677096791
Hello Emi.
>4chan is weird by most standards
How's it going?
>>677090523
Well fuck you then
>>677096263
Of course we aren't big enough. We barely pass 30 unique posters on a good day. These have expanded quite a bit though.
>>677096501
Sitting alone and smoking something. What I'm smoking exactly is undisclosed.
Kind of reminds me of Marilyn Manson. The vocals at least, I'm not big on MM, but this seems good.
https://youtu.be/GRxvQmTTz5I
>>677096501
>spidey
>banned
I guess you didn't hear. There was an uprising. Spidey was banned in a loli thread a few days ago.
>>677096501
Sssh, didn't you watch Monty Python.
Don't mention the war.
But I guess I was being kinda rude.
What I mean is.. this whole EU thing from the beginning to the current situation.. is just a game the politicians play.
Most people are kinda weary of it, but they don't want to be isolated either.
The common man never really voted on the creation of the EU.
I do not doubt that unless they make many changes to the EU framework it will fall apart completely - because it's a shit design.
Obligatory claim.
>>677097515
I thought that was Fawlty Towers
>>677096999
>Godlike trips czech'd
How has your day been? Relaxing, maybe?
>>677097423
Not once, spideys are getting banned from loli threads multiple times.
>>677096791
Hey emi
>>677096969
>69 69
Its never too late considering this is now a 24/7 thing
>>677097621
Hey hand-kun
Chest feeling any better?
>>677097628
You are probably right. I'm not British by any measure.
God knows what they labeled it here.
>>677097312
>4chan is weird by most standards
Well, I can't deny that
I'm doing fine, just thinking about how many websites will think it's funny to "troll" users today.
>I have a low tolerance for stupid unoriginal bullshit
>>677097342
No, fuck you
>>677097621
is that mouse a X7?
>Leila claimed.
>>677097864
Well you're close. John Cleese was a Python
>>677097423
I didn't really take you for that kind of a person, not judging or anything though.
I had a binge of electronic rock a while ago, so that could explain this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zORs1YGiysY
>>677097621
How's it going Handy?
>>677098018
Is this Lightning from final fantasy anime version? xDDDDD
>>677097926
Forgot pic, fuck
>>677097807
Hi Syndra! (or Tiffany, according to 4chan)
>>677097621
Hey Hand-san
>>677097423
I enjoy undisclosed plant material as well.
>>677097807
Mhmm, feeling pretty good right now. Thanks for asking man, you?
>>677097963
Just an AZZA mouse, nothing special.
>>677098034
Going good, man. You?
>>677098101
Yume from Hai to Gensou no Grimgar
Holy shit, 4chan has finally updated their theme. This looks like Google...
>>677098211
Glad to hear that.
Feeling tired as hell, but I need to sort all of this out.
>>677097926
>Low tolerance for stupid unoriginal bullshit
I agree, this is a pretty retarded April Fools but thankfully it's just one day of idiocy. Glad to hear you're doing well.
Claimed
>>677097963
Welcome to the thread
>>677098109
Same thing
>>677098211
Glad to hear.
Im just tinking about mass genocide in this train full with kids.
>>677098369
Blame moot
>>677097693
I'm not that kind of person usually, and my highs are very mild, but I am currently listening to TMS, since I have heard it is quite the experience while high.
https://youtu.be/Cn3vMyopjXI
>>677098207
U smok dat gud kush mang?
>>677098369
>le moot is now googlemoot joke
It stopped being funny weeks ago.
>>677098800
Indeed, I consume the Lords most blessed herb.
Kratom is cool, too, though.
>>677098958
>googlemoot
I should have known it was this.
>>677098584
>>677098785
>>677098958
Hey guys, I hope you're doing well this morning.
I mean, I get it's an April fools joke, but they actually put time into this and it doesn't look horrible.
The only think I don't like about it is the thumbnails being in circles.
>>677089131
Heil Hitler
>>677098800
Still so high you can't link me.
Also that's probably my favourite Death Grips song because that 0:50 part is just crazy.
Have some more of Celldweller.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtbct2jzLBU
>>677098207
Hey buddy, day going well?
>>677098455
Sort what out? Sleep schedule, if so than you should at least try and fix it.
>>677098785
That's a good thought to be having.
>Looks like we got another Hitler in the making
>Make me proud
>>677099398
I'm not particularily annoyed by it.
But dem joke be lame, mang.
>>677097656
No, still pretty bad.
>sorry for late replies
Kiriha Hariyama claimed <3
>>677097423
smoking alone is always fun
but your never alone if you have your waifu.
spidey was banned, noice. but i think there is 3 spidey posters, maybe more.
>>677097515
i abide to no rules
your right, cant wait to leave the eu though, stopping all the fuckin immigrants commin over
>>677099642
Yeh, but it's been a long one already.
In a few hours pic related.
>>677099800
Another murder suspect.
I'd fuck this one
>>677099845
Ofc there are more... its literally a meme <.<
Good thing some spideys are nice and actually discuss instead of mindlessly spamming.
>>677097423
>>677099845
Was he really? How do you know for sure?
>>677100131
>Never stick ur dick in crazy.
>>677099642
I failed earlier, but I am currently fixing it.
>>677098369
About 7 years ago on Xmas. It turned all green and jingle bells played none stop
>>677089131
Remove name field
>>677100233
I like it.
>>677099398
I don't really care, they're just trying too hard.
>>677099684
It's fine, sorry to hear it's been rough. I do hope things get better for you then, Galko.
>>677099642
How goes it, Hand?
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