Starter pack thread
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Starter pack thread
>>677064378
You should kill yourself
>>677065212
kek. so random but accurate
>>677065301
The girl i would totally fuck starter pack
>>677065212
Wat
>>677065212
Holy shit
>>677065496
You have low standards bro
>>677065212
I don't get it
>>677065496
if you're into anoying, bitchy teenage girls, she will not fuck you tho
>>677065695
Who the fuck is Lacey green? At least make this shit relatable.
>>677065212
I don't get it.
>>677065767
And yet she's fucking me now. Feel free to insult based on what you don't know and show how mad you are
>>677065811
good, you're tho only one in this thread who is not a high shcool boy
>>677065921
Well..
Maybe she shouldn't talk shit
>>677065695
She isn't even close to fat, either.
>>677065960
It's the same way in uni ya dumb NEET
>>677065932
ok faggot, she will lave you and you will think it was your own fault even tho you know that she started all the drama. she will ontinue to fuck guys that are more alpha than you and make you hate yourself. that's what teenage girls do, the pussy is not worth the drama
>>677065806
internet cultist
>>677065993
are you in love faggot?
>>677066038
Clever
>>677065993
you jerking of to her fat rolls?
>>677065140
Hahaha no fucking way. The regular stoners at my work got the new guy high, and next paycheck he bought that "addicted" hoody.
>>677066120
Sounds like you were on a shitty relationship with this kind of girl, anon.
Maybe greentext the story?
>>677065993
>Isn't even close to fat
>Literally a muffin away from being fully spherical
Back to your hugbox faggot.
>>677065093
what is the sound wave supposed to be?
>>677065301
>>677065496
>>677065701
>>677065767
I would definetly fuck this type of girl, and i don't consider it having "low standards"
>>677066253
not just one, those where some crazy bitches. Planning suicides, drinking, wanting me to get them pregnant so they could dump school and their shitty families.
>>677066354
Arctic Monkeys you dumb fuck.
>>677065714
Girls in school would say this as an excuse so they didn't have to dress up or make themselves look "cute" in order to impress their "boyfriends"
>>677066408
>ifunny
fuck off newfag
>>677066388
>I should get pregnant so I could dump school
Flawless plan.
>>677066079
Sorry I didn't go to community college just please explain
>>677064378
Ugh, this is litterally my shit-landlord's shit kids.
Where's the courtesy trigger warning?
>>677066038
???
>>677066212
Explain pls?
>>677065806
Get out newfag.
Basically she's this fat skank of a hippopotamus that has a tv show and hangs out on YouTube. She's also a feminist and her face is the most punch able one I have ever seen.
>>677066426
I don't memorize shitty album covers faggot.
>>677066632
it's a red herring.
>>677065921
so fucking accurate
>>677066666
WITNESSED HAIL SATAN
>>677066632
Red herring, and strawman arguments.
>>677066408
True, but if you make them happy, holy shit. You will get all the tips and all the kudos.
>>677066711
Oh. My. I need to go to sleep
>>677066666
fucking waste
>>677066666
>Hurr durr how do I image search?
And the fucker gets quints. Fucking newfag.
>>677066666
Witnessed. Include my post for whoever crops this and puts it on Reddit and funny junk
>>677066824
I get quints because your band sucks dick, all hail the king!
>>677066120
She's fucking me now. Stay mad. It fuels me.
>>677066666
Wasted
>>677066933
They newfag is high on those rolls, kek. He thinks they mean something.
>>677066378
Of course you don't consider it low standards. That was never the question dumbass. You simply have low standards.
>>677066666
>I'm like, so fucking wasted.
>>677066808
>>677066824
>>677066982
>>677067040
>>677067083
Rustling jimmys since last week!
>>677067040
Truth
>>677066655
I've been here sine 2005 you complete waste of life. Lacey green only matters to your 25 and younger nostalgia shit.
>>677067219
lol u mad bro?
>>677067065
So you need a girl to have a certain amount of knowledge in rock bands in order to consider to fuck her?
Well ok.
>>677066354
vaporwave
>>677067490
thank mr spiderman
>>677067210
i've been here since 2002 so suck my fucking long black cock you cracker
>Quickly slide the thread it's turned anti-Bernie and anti-reddit
>Shills
>Literally doing it for free
>>677068060
the fuck are you on fag
>>677065378
lol at least 90% of the lesbians i know has been or still at this phase
>>677066408
moms with god complex
>>677066408
The type of woman I wanna punch in the face.
>>677066378
so a girl that listens to Nirvana ene though she is born in 1997?
She will go with you to concerts but she will not be able to talk to anyone about the bands that are playing because she doesn't know jack shit.
Later she will get angry at you, and maybe blow you.
She might be tight but you cant take her out because her stupidity is embarasing.
>>677066956
at least something, I don't care, that was not the point I was trying to make dumbass
>>677069730
people like you are so awkward, its completely normal for teenagers to wear pretentious clothes, and the nirvana-shirt-girls are one of the better girls at school. it doesnt mean shit at all
>>677070745
>>677065301
Fuck I don't know why but I find chokers really hot
