Waifu claiming thread.
>The ride wont end any time soon.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
claimed
No1 Arch Mage claimed
thinly veiled attention whoring role play thread
this cancer needs to end now
>>676940035
I'm great!! Here you go!
>>676940231
Gotta go fast
Holo
Claimed
Gamindustri best Cosplay girl claimed.
>>676940035
>face is all red
W-why did you do that?
So lewd...
>>676940231
Too fast.
Tenryuu claimed
Claimed
Bait claimed
>>676940401
oh this one was a fast one
>>676940161
>>676940401
You are on /b/, the cancer is never ending.
>>676940161
>>676940401
>thinly veiled attention whoring role play thread
>this cancer needs to end now
>>676940161
Claiming Best Emperor
>>676940416
Ja!
>Oktoberfest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX5QNZtQXX4
>>676940508
I had to know if I am still fast enough
Shiro claimed.
>>676938569
>Anyways, back to games
What are you playing?
>>676938837
Klingt entspannt.
>Skillset für die Tirpitz geändert
Klingt erbärmlich wenig für ein Schlachtschiff. Auf welche Reichweite kann die schießen?
>>676940703
Hey Tornado, how's it going?
can someone photoshop a dunce hat onto mugis head in this pic
That's what I deserve kek
Bento box claimed.
>>676941133
wait that pic won't work
>>676940161
Syndra a qt. You doing good?
>>676940231
So poplar. So cute <3
>>676940337
Still cute <3
>>676940387
Exploooooooooosion~
>>676940416
Thank you~
>hugs for tips
You doing alright today?
>>676940493
>W-why did you do that?
Fufu~ I'm sorry. I'm a bit intoxicated today. If Stocking has any complaints she needs to protest quickly, or I might just lose my calm~
>hugs you tighter, pulls your face closer to mine, looking into your eyes
Ufufu~ You are such a beautiful girl~ How many stocks for a kiss on your cheek?
>>676940533
Tenryuu so cute~
>>676941149
Bento-sama ! Bento-sama !
>runs towards him like expecting something ( a pat maybe)
>>676940854
I wasn't even trying to get it this time, I'm watching the egg play BoI right now, and I'm too bored to post that much. How are you feeling today?
>>676940991
Hello Shiro. It's been fine mostly, got done with my jog and I went for a walk so I'm basically done with my day , waiting until I get too tired and then I'll be off. How are you?
>>676940991
~21,5km. Und mit dem Tier 5 Skill welcher deine Verborgenheit nochmals erhöht, kommst du auf etwa 12,3km Sichtbarkeit. Also kommst du von der Tarnung her aus Kreuzerniveau, nur das deine Frontpanzerung ein Mittlefinger gegen alle AP-Schüsse sind.
y>>676941307
You still want this hug, right?
>>676941307
>Exploooooooooosion~
i..i..i have to resist... ahh.. not good ,
all 3 bitch!
>>676941307
O-oh...
I understand...
>giggles while face gets closer to hers
E-eh?
>blushes
I-i-i don't think that Stocking would approve this...
>>676941398
>pats
How are you doing Megumin anon.
>>676941307
>If Stocking has any complaints
Ehe~ you shouldn't worry~
You'll win them both over, I'm sure.
>>676941307
Heh you're welcome! I'm doing fine, just doing work that I procrastinated on
>>676941307
U-uhm... T-tatsie...
>C-can I get a hug too?
>>676941422
It's less fun with no competition...
I'm okay, my legs hurt and it's really annoying, but I'll be back on track in no time
And you, how you doing today?
>>676941754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld2nWfIap2k
>>676941831
Dam fine Bento-sama! How's your day going ?!
cant wait to tell galko and handman about this kek
BOO
>Koneko claimed
>>676942507
spook
>>676942383
>be me
>be stupid
>forget posting pic of your waifu on a waifu thread
>>676941918
T-teto!
Don't say these things...
>>676941638
>You still want this hug, right?
I sure do~ Bring all you've got, Tenryuu~
>>676941743
>hugs
Keep enduring. You told me you wouldn't unleash your true power before bedtime~
>>676941754
>I-i-i don't think that Stocking would approve this...
I'm still waiting for both of you to give your consent. Then I'll kiss you both at the same time~
Until then...
>hugs and cuddles
>>676941918
Tet Tet so cute. So cuteeeee~
>tighter hugs
How are you doing today?
>>676942087
I can relate. I've got some work that needs to be submitted before next Friday. Hope you won't procrastinate as much as I will~
>more hugs
>>676942115
>tight hugs
You are such a cutie~
>>676942507
Ufufu~ You almost made me scared. How about a hug?
>tries to hug
>>676942383
>Dam fine Bento-sama!
That is good to hear,
>How's your day going ?
It's going fine, thanks for asking.
>>676942507
>
>>676942115
>my legs hurt
Is there any fear that you might lose a couple.
>>676942507
>>>/x/
I have already made this joke.
>>676942507
You can't just come into a thread and scare people like this. Try not to do it again.
>>676941422
Less activity, but still pretty tired. In fact I've been doing way too little in recent time. I moved a bit ago and haven't found the time to look for a new place to make sports.
At least I have the day off tomorrow and I can sleep all I want, so I'll spend the evening playing games.
Though to be fair I would probably just do the same no matter what was going on tomorrow...
>>676941638
Heißt im Klartext du kannst schießen ohne gesehen zu werden? Auf einem Schlachtschiff? Klingt fair.
Die Community ist heute mal wieder furchtbar. Mein Platoon hat mich rausgeschmissen, nur weil ich versehentlich in der ersten Minute ein paar Torps in unseren Carrier gehauen habe... was kann ich dafür, dass bei Hiryu beide Enden gleich aussehen!
>>676942507
AAAH! Don't scare me like that man I almost shat myself ;-;
>>676942637
We've all done it once pal
>>676942648
My stuffs due Monday, so I'll have to work my ass off this weekend. Other than that I'm doing great! You?
>hugs intensify
>>676942987
Thread is becoming to spoopy.
>>676940413
>Kek'd
Thread has been very slow and dead recently, nothing to discuss.
>Also, I'm home from work.
>>676942987
>>676942507
claimed
>>676942987
MERCY AAAAH!!!
>>676943137
NOT THE SKELETONS TOO SOMEBODY HOLD ME ;-;
>>676943164
Hi there!
>>676942648
I-i don't think you can give us a kiss at the same time...
T-tatsie...
I-i think I'm getting fond of you...
You're always so cute and nice to me...
>hugs and cuddles
>>676942872
Who even needs to go outside anyways?
>>676942987
https://youtu.be/FrZRIW87eWI
>>676942648
>You are such a cutie~
And you're so huggable!
>>676942659
>Is there any fear that you might lose a couple.
>Is there any fear
Not really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmLhxeBU9h0
Claimed
>>676943148
I made that to be used in case of shit-posting. If you're feeling down and need to talk you know I'll be here.
>>676943347
get spooked.
>>676942646
Uhuhu~
What? Prefer not to hear it out loud?
It's going to happen. I can tell~
>>676942648
Ah-!
C-Careful... I'm doing alright. H-How-How're you?
>>676942648
>>676942658
>>676942659
>>676942854
>>676942975
>>676943158
sorry :(
>>676943548
>>676940533
>>676942872
Ich hatte irgendwas gelesen von morgen frei?
Ihr glücklichen ich muss morgen arbeiten
>>676942987
>>676942507
stop scaring the children
>>676942987
... This needs to stop.
>>676943679
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>676943597
Just don't do it again, it spooked the hell out of me and now there are skeletons in the thread.
>>676943396
Yea, screw outside, I'll get Wii-fit!
#HikiLife
>>676943662
Und Moin Yume!
Naja, ich hab trotzdem einiges privat zu tun, aber immerhin brauch ich das Haus nicht zu verlassen.
Wie geht's denn allgemein so?
>>676943347
It's alright, I got you.
>>676943637
>>676943572
B-but I don't think that Stocking would lose...
P-plus she's my only wife <3
>>676942975
I'm doing good. I'll get to pet some cats and dogs soon.
I'm sure you'll do well on your upcoming deadline(s)~
>more tight hugs
>>676943378
>I-i don't think you can give us a kiss at the same time...
I'll make the impossible possible. As long as you both allow me to try~
>hugs you tighter and nibbles on your left shoulder
>>676943401
Fufu~
>hugs
Your skin is so smooth. Mind if I hug you tighter?
>>676943597
>hugs
I need to go people !
>>676942648
time has come...
>becomes serious
>starts casting
'oh, blackness shrouded light... Frenzied blaze clad in night... *rips eye patch off* In the name of the Crimson Demons, Here i go ! My ultimate destructive magic ! EXPLOSION !!!'
>collapses,
"worth it"
>passes out
>>676943401
https://youtu.be/QHYwprmWMfY
>>676943978
Just don't get caught, you saw what happened to Allison Rapp.
>>676942648
>this hugs the Tatsuta
>>676942872
Naja, auf max. range evtl. shon, aber ausserhalb dieser 14,5km momentan bin ich realtiv schnell wieder ungesehen
>>676943662
Ich hab morgen nur nen halben Tag.
>>676944391
See you later Anon.
>>676944086
>rubs her back
I-i don't know why but I feel really happy...
T-thanks Tatsie <3
This is so nice of you...
>>676943662
>>676943978
>Syndra also german
what the fuck? So many Nazis
>mfw I'm from Austria
Claimed
>>676943548
NOOOOOOOOOO!!
>>676943983
>hugs teto tightly
Thank you
>>676944086
Same to you.
>the hugs never end
>>676943978
Ach geht so bissel mad nach hardcore lagspikes in rocket league aber sonst ganz gut morgen wird ruhig nur minimal belegschaft auf arbeit
>>676943534
do you have more yume x syndra with/without raisins?
>>676944071
Oh, she will.
You already have.
Do you think that that fact will reinforce or soften her guard?
Ehehehe~
>>676943572
So-so. A friend's cat died earlier today. Drinking in their honour.
>still hugging
You don't want me hugging you? But I like hugging people...
>>676943597
>actually hugs
Don't worry~ I'm not that easily scared~
How are you doing today?
>>676944391
>Picks you up
Do you need a lift home, cutie?
>>676944471
Tenryuu is the cutest~
>soft hugs
>pic related
>>676944510
Your bikini is so cute~ Just like your face~
>rests my head on your chest
You smell so good. May I rest here for a while?
Konjiki no yami claimed <3
>>676944829
I only made one off a whim, but I could totally make more. What do you want? Yume nuzzling Syndra's breasts, Syndra nuzzling Yumes behind? I can do it all.
>>676944897
I-i think that it will reinforce her guard...
She's string and I know it <3
P-plus I didn't do anything lewd with Tatsie...
>>676944945
T-thanks...
>feels her head
A-ah...
I-i think there is no problem with this...
B-but it's not like I do this for you!
>>676944797
Ufufu~ Hugs are my specialty~
>tighter hugs
>>676945355
I love it when you pat my head...
>B-but it's not like I do this for you!
I know~ You're doing all of this for my shares, right~?
>firmly gripping your back, hugging you tighter
Time for me to make some food. I'll be lurking on and off until I'm done~
It dawned on me today that my waifu will never be real. What reason do I have to live anymore...?
>>676945162
Something with Yume hanging from somewhere and syndra throwing her balls(raisins) after her
would be the best
>tfw taking nap
>sleep half the day
>wake up more tired than before
I'll have to borrow bait-kuns picture.
>>676944086
>Mind if I hug you tighter?
Of course not! I-it feels nice...
>You are so soft...
>>676944440
Better than Iggy Azalea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
>>676944542
Nah, Syndra is a murican I think. Only Tenryuu, Yume, that one horsefucking dude who keeps getting banned and myself seem to be Nazis.
>>676944471
Jetzt würd ich sie mir fast kaufen, aber 60 Euro für ein imaginäres Boot finde ich doch etwas übertrieben.
>>676944440
First of all, I have no idea what you might be implying. Furthermore, this is an outrage! She dindo nuffin!
Also it's gonna be really hard to do anything illegal if I spend my entire life inside. I could try luring kids in on halloween, but people around here don't celebrate it.
>>676944829
Klingt entspannt!
>>676945913
>Her balls
Hehe, Syndra has little wrinkly balls (AKA raisins)
>>676945896
If your dead you can't shitpost, live to shitpost anon.
>>676945809
I don't mind~
>Hugs continue on
>>676945896
VR is just around the corner friend
>>676945939
Ah it happens m8
>>676946041
Everyone's better than Iggy Azalea
>>676946230
So 4 Nazis
and me
allrighty
>>676945162
Did I miss any last night?
>>676945355
Uhuhuhu!
You believe so, huh? I mean, if you're fine with it, why shouldn't she be?
> didn't do anything lewd with Tatsie
Not yet. Tatsie just needs Stocking's permission, which she'll have soon.
Uhuhu~
Tatsie a cute. You are both lucky.
>>676943534
It's a usual hit or miss with me when it comes to the thread, usually miss. I feel fine, I always do, I can't actually feel anything.
In any case, how was your day? I only got home about 15 minutes ago.
>>676945809
>pats head
Heh~
W-well...I wouldn't be a nice person if I do this only for your shares...
>hugs back
Im back, was playing a little bit of Rus:Go
What have i missed in this thread?
>>676946230
Im nowhere near Murican,
>>676946456
I missed your boobs and legs
>>676940161
i had a waifu for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>676946230
>not calling me an honorary Nazi
It hurts to live
>>676946680
rip
>>676946669
this meme needs to die
>>676946643
And I missed that booty of yours
>>676946359
>Everyone's better than Iggy Azalea
True
Dat booty tho
>>676944945
Your turn
>>676946230
Aber die Tirpitz ist ein echt tolles Schiff, das muss man sagen
>>676946230
And then what am I? A Syrian?
>>676946900
that ass quite nice to hear
>>676947053
Poi?
>>676946230
>>676946423
make that 5
>>676946586
playing on EU servers?
>>676946456
Besides some dank memes, no.
>>676940413
>>676941593
>>676946300
Yume said something about Synda throwing her balls into her face or something. I didn't know we dealt with futa here, but whatever floats her boat.
>>676946541
Yeah, I just kinda lurk about until I see something that interests me (AKA Juri). I'm doing alright, I didn't have any work due today so I've just been hanging out at my desk, chilling.
>I'm glad we have something in common
>>676946968
That booty hnnng
>>676947157
>hugs
>>676946423
I am not a Nazi, but I pledge my allegiance to the Reich. If the Reich will have me, that is.
>>676947236
5 Nazis
1 Origin Nazi
wheee
Heil Chara!
>>676947523
And one Syrian.
>>676947236
Yea. Just did my first competitive game.... lets not speak about it.
>lets just say i almost got killed by my roommate today.
>>676947350
Wait wait wait... whats this talk about balls?
>Please use the word spheres
>>676947523
>>676947363
Atago~
>>676946476
Well...
I have to give you a point for that...
Y-you sure?
I-i really don't know...
And...
>whispers at myself
Y-yeah, Tatsie is cute...
>>676947477
SIEG
>>676947885
I love those pillows
>>676947829
Sup dude how're you doing?
>>676947829
Hey Bug's
>>676947870
Kek every time
It's guns are heavy
ahull strong
not a chevy
The americans are bombing already
japs spaghetti
-The Yamato
excuse my thumbnail, my tabs not working right
>>676947363
>didn't have it
>hnnnng
>saved
>>676948023
HEIL
>>676947755
mid if i come derank with you? my mate doesn't play and now i am ranking up far too high
on my smurf
>>676948054
You want?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfO5j76y3IU
>>676948054
Hi there Yamato!
>>676948126
That's my nazi <3
>>676947755
It's safe to say Syndra possesses a good amount of massive spheres.
A few in the right places and possibly more in wrong ones.
>>676947363
I swear booty game off the chart
Booty > tits, just saying
>>676948295
legs > booty > tits > face
>>676948023
Hello pal. I'm good just thought i'd lurk for 10 minutes before leaving for work.
Whatcha been up to?
>>676948029
Hey Syndra. Wonderful day in paradise isn't it?
>>676948295
If the tits are bigger than the booty that is problematic.
>>676948420
Explains you're waifu. :^)
>>676948269
>didn't have that one either
>hnnnng intensifies
>my nazi
That's right~
>>676947948
Huu~...
>winks
It's getting hot in here.
>>676948295
I completely agree. Booty is the way of life
>>676948580
Nothing much, you?
>>676948706
>hnnng even more then
>>676948806
Kinda
>>676948806
>serial killer Atago
>>676948806
Im back, time to check whats going on in the thre.......
>>676948704
>:̰̯̘͉͒́ͯ͐̐ͣ^͉̺̹͔̘͓͆)͖̼̗̖̠̝͔̂̽͊ͩ͊ͬ
>>676947350
Nice to have free time, isn't it?
>How do I even play Street Fighter until Juri comes out?
>Tfw she's due for August and not July due to story expansion
>I might as well just die
>>676947157
Poi!
>>676948706
D-don't tell anything to Stocking...
At this point it's better if she find it put herself...
>Plus Graf wants me too
>>676948704
You just ended Yumes life God damn Savage
>>676949148
>just wait, be patient
>>676947157
Poi Poi Poi!
>>676946586
Hmm, are you a Slav?
>>676946680
I didn't mean it like this! I love you as much as your username indicates that you love lolis, and of course you can be an honorary Nazi!
Back in WW2 even some jews were.
>>676947126
I don't know, are you a young, hard working doctor and/or engineer, who volunteers in his free time?
>>676946423
>>676947236
>>676947477
>>676948023
Yes... yes... let it flow through your body.
>>676949191
Nanodesu~
>>676948966
This and school is my life.
No
How are your coworkers treating ya these days?
Ayy
Poi
>>676949148
>This is how
>No clue why this picture exists
>>676949319
The only pedo in me is torpedoes
>>676948420
>legs > booty > tits > face
Almost the same ranking I use
>I put booty first
>>676948704
>If the tits are bigger than the booty that is problematic.
Amen to that
>Big tits
>Ass flat as a pancake
>
>>676948966
>Booty is the way of life
Your pic proves you point
>You look good Prinz
>>676949191
>>676947157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_Pc1ZK7aw
I could listen to it all day long
>>676940161
I claim..
>2D waifus only
. . .
>>676948966
>>676949298
>oh god
>hnnnng levels steadily increasing.
>>676949265
Hah! Stocking barely has any idea, right?
Don't worry, I never planned on saying anything to her. I don't have to; Tatsie will win.
>>676949319
Yes, I have a lot of experience engineering explosive vests and amputating heads.
I volunteer at the mosque in me free time.
>>676949298
I didn't start this grading thing.
youtu.be/eFTLKWw542g
new bread when?
New Tats approved thread.
>>676950020
>>676950020
>>676950020
