Looking for gf in berlin.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Looking for gf in berlin.
good luck
>>676934494
yesterday /b/ found love, you surely will too.
>>676934494
maybe you should introduce yourself to all the innocent girls who read your post.
>>676934494
>>676935679
really?
>>676936934
haven´t you been in the thread? it was full of love.
>>676937106
oh, yeah that thread lol.
>>676935854
https://youtu.be/P5QiF7ulocw
>>676934494
dear /hanz/.
thanks for beeing that punctually.
you said you are going to post some of those tripple sixes that kind of follow you everywhere today.
would liike too see some.
>>676938351
was only waiting for someone to ask.
>>676938495
>>676938529
>>676938647
here is that snapshot of my account.
>>676938733
>>676938797
>>676938829
>>676938860
>>676938894
>>676938495
i didn´t make it earlier, sry.
damn, that´s quite a lot of them.
when i was younger i saw a lot quads of twos. had the feeling that i looked on my watch every fucking day at 22:22 for years.
>>676938982
and this is only some of it. i am missing most other things which i didnt take pics of or which were on my ipad which is now gone. i took some pics of IRL 666 encounters. like where normal house stuff costed exactly 6.66€. spooky shit. pic related, one of it.
>>676939548
>>676939660
then i woud get 666 several times in world of warships on a single day.
>>676939817
look at this. the phone prize is exactly 666.99€ if you add shipping costs.
>>676939905
>>676939952
>>676940079
>>676940123
thats it.
>>676940159
i hope the curse doesn´t fall on me now as i watched the numbers.
thanks for posting. that was quite interesting.
>>676938982
lol why do you niggergerms use commas instead of periods to denote fractions u fags
>>676940599
because it´s beautiful my friend.
guys, take a look at my "board"
http://4+4ch.net/scanner/res/663.html
>>676934494
can u fly me to germany?
>>676941296
would you be my gf?
>>676941358
yes, i know it might be weird, but can i see ur penis? i love german guys
>>676941625
add me on skype first.
>>676941716
if ur going to be a pussy about it then forget it
>>676941858
im not going to post my dick pic on /b/ for all to see m'lady
>>676941962
well then good luck, i need a man who's not ashamed of who they are
>>676941213
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>>676941213
EVERYBODY CHECK THIS FUCKING LINK OUT!!
>>676942057
i posted it before here. im not ashamed of me. its just i wanna make sure you are legit.
>>676942148
sorry hon, the fact that u care what others are gonna think tell me that ur confidence is too low for me
>>676942148
virus scan found nothing
>>676942148
they just deleted the thread. good thing i took screenshots. they are watching this very board.
>>676934494
I love the fact that this guy tuned his phones skin smoothing up to the max lol, stay virgin friend
>>676942618
what is this
>>676942713
i didnt. its automated.
>>676942618
my buddy just told me he was banned from the board for 33 years.
Hi Hanz, how's life going?
>>676943000
still being hunted by the illuminati.
its getting worse and worse.
>>676941213
doesnt work :/
>>676943335
u were too late. they deleted it.
>>676942618
>>676943501
whats the website though? Link me to it?
>>676943057
God is always with you. Just know that.
777 get?
>>676942618
here is the pic of the envelope. do you fags believe me now that the illuminati are after me?
>>676943641
Looks like some gravity falls shit here.
>>676943777
there is your get
>>676943636
>>676943777
checkd m8
>>676943777
its not the only time they proved themselves to me like that. pic related.
>>676944032
dude. somebody punks you very hard but for sure it isn´t illuminibilli. don´t forget that you are kind of famous somehow.
get new email and move to another place and spook will be over soon.
>>676944645
i already got a new email m8. the fuckers stalk me IRL aswell and have alot of people under their reign. they tried to kill me in the mental ward.
>>676944032
What's their email adress. You could use a personal army.
>>676944880
and why is yours not blackened?
>>676944880
my personal army should go beyond spamming emails m8. this is deep shit. it extends to my real life. everytime i go outside they send people to stalk me and take photos of me. and online aswell.
>>676945053
>>676944821
ah, i see.
>>676945053
because the not balckened email is not mine but the guys email.
>>676945078
You should just talk to random people and ask for help.
>>676945402
guess what i'm doing on 4chan right now.
>>676945511
On the street or in a bar or something.
4chan can't do shit.
>>676934494
Are you into role play? I'm not in Berlin but about an hour away
>>676945597
4chan is the best chance i have mang because its a global board with millions of people.
>>676945688
we can do whatever u like. i just want some hugs and cuddles and maybe a gf. and sex ofc.
>>676945792
well i just showed u my tits, now i want to see your penis, otherwise u can forget it
>>676945688
are you saying 'fick mich hans'?
>>676946038
Not Hanz here.
Timestamp or gtfo.
>>676945511
i would like to help but dunno how.
we´re just little anons. what can we do against illuminati?
>>676946715
get creative man. im surely not the only victim. the whole world is under their boots.
Have you ever thought about calling a lawyer, Hanz?
>>676943641
Do you fags now believe me that jello-heads are trying to take over the white collar world?
>>676938351
its hans you mongloid
>>676947216
a lawyer? the fucking judge himself is on their side. the last time i saw him he ordered them to lock me up in a mnetal ward for 2 months and enabled them to force injections into me. i dont trust anyone but completely uninvolved people.
>>676947352
Newfag detected
>>676946806
you´re funny. you seek for help and if offered you act a bit hostile. dude, maybe you are not the only victim but the first i talked to. i don´t know about this shit. what is need to be done?
>>676947489
a global revolt. people rising up. thats whats needed.
>>676947489
>what is need to be done?
Exterminate Hanz
He needs to be stopped
>>676947352
as we all know its florian i dont mind calling you /hanz/.
>>676947403
what do ur parents say about anonymous trying to kidnap u?
>>676947767
my mom is a demon m8.
>>676947767
his mom is possessed and his dad is an agent
>>676947837
so is everyone around me. i saw a black caddy at night in our nightborhood putting envelopes into all the mailboxes.
>>676947452
>3 years
i should call you newfag just because i dont know every shitty meme
>>676947583
but what about my peaceful life than? cause i´m not chased by anybody as far as i know.
i thought of making a call for you or stuff like that.
>>676947953
Don't cry
>>676939406
hi, i have that with 13:37 some times hehe
>>676948067
well you gotta choose between your own good and the greater good.
>>676948083
newfag
Have you tried Tinder for getting a gf?
>>676948260
yes. every online activity i use is monitored and influenced by them. so no chance. i cant even meet with old friends of mine.
>>676934494 Ob du behindert bist, habe ich gefragt?! Fang an, Sport zu machen und hör auf Döner zu fressen.
>>676948254
>gets this upset for being called out for being wrong
>>676948067
>cum in illuminum letter
>write return to sender on outside
>put in mailbox
>????
>profit
>>676934494
slax du arbeitsloser Kackspast
>>676948419
newfag
>>676948352
Have you tried to just talk to random girls on the street?
so...you say you are hunted by illuminatus on the one hand. on the other you´re looking for a gf. thats not nice of you. what if you let a girl into your life and she gets stalked too? i would overthink that.
>>676934494
i fucked a berlin broad for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>676948537
I know you're embarrassed but this is just silly.
>>676948556
yes. they dont even respond. they literally look at me weird and move on. i said "hi" and the girl just moved on without even replying to me. something is really fucked up with the people.
>>676948352
but they are not here atm. aren´t they?
no 666 get in this bread so long.
>>676948715
No, it's just that people don't like intense psychopaths staring them down and saying hi.
>>676948638
your attempts and making me stop trying to find love won't work.
>>676948571
hello anders.
>>676948715
is this nigger serious? someone needs to follow this guy around with a camera. has it ever occured to u that ur fat, weird, autistic, and ugly? maybe that's why u can't get a gf?
>>676937106
yeah.
>>676934494
hi hanz i see that you though about our conversation about getting a gf, i just wanned to wish you good luck now that i can see that you are going for it, this is soo good mate, perhaps you should try to spread some seeds on dating sides. be polite, be honest, be nice, smile, smile and be honest :) also have a nice day b/ro
Looking for gf in Berlin
>>676948794
THEY ARE HERE!!
they stalk every activity of me.
>>676948870
so then what? first you tell me to talk to random ppl on the street and the next moment you condemn me for it.
>>676948700
newfag
>>676948977
ur face is rounder than ur neck
>>676934494
>Looking for gf in berlin.
Just run up behind woman and ficki ficki
>>676948922
Hey hows it going guys!?
>>676948715
You need a better opener my man. There's tons of tips on youtube and the internet.
Also, I suggest you to grab a beer at your local pub and just talk about the problem to people sitting there.
>>676949202
why dont we talk about what is really needed?
first we gotta get the illuminati out of my way and then i can get a gf.
>>676948352
hanz sure its fucking all monitored, and so fucking what, don't give a fuck about them and just do your best to make a first impression, use your energy where it cares, and drop does bad thoughts about them and you will see after some time (2minutes) that it will become better :)
Can someone enlighten me on what the fuck is going on in this thread? I'm going through all the posts and I don't understand any fucking thing that's going on.
>>676949416
hanz do u like anal?
>>676949077
>Berlin
>>676948715
you are in berlin. maybe try go to parties?
>>676949451
some fat autistic turd who thinks the illuminous is after him is looking for love, his dads an agent and his moms dead and he just wants a dildo in his ass
>>676949416
if only you knew how bad things really are...
>>676949521
I hope so, because I'm the trap that is going to buttfuck him, when he gives in and agrees to let me fuck him.
>>676949451
Hanz is getting brainwashed by the Illuminati and he has seen some wierd shit.
He says that they have tried to kill him multiple times.
He has posted on /x/ and /b/ before
>>676949197
just curious, are you a real poster or just someone copy pasting? somehow i can't seam to figure it out, this one is hard
>>676949664
>>676948951
that´s good advice, thanks.
i love you.
>>676949779
yeah yesterday i was even banned on /b/. and i cant post on /x/ at all without being banned.
>>676948977
please smile op
>>676949794
I could have posted my friend instead, but where would that leave me?
>>676949900
Why?
>>676949900
Is that an admission of ban evading?
>>676949024
doesnt have to be the same anon, you know.
>>676950039
why? because they dont want me to call out for help.
>>676949900
Why?
DON'T DELETE POST GODDAMNIT
>>676934494
there are likely quite a few gluten free restaurants in Berlin. just ask around.
>>676934494
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>>676950156
>actually believing this
fucking kek
>>676950156
They don't like it when people try to help Hanz
>>676949664
>>676949779
Soooo.... there's some paranoid schizo being a fag on 4chan?
>>676949451
kek. shitposting finest going on.
>>676950314
its the fucking truth. whenever i call out for help they fucking ban every participant.
>>676950400
>>676950327
pic related.
>>676950400
>>676949331
nope, it does work the opposite way.
first you get a girl friend and then you team up and "hack the planet" aka the empire
>>676950028
me me me me, this is about hanz
>>676949100
>round necks
South Park isn't real life you twat
>>676950156
Don't believe anything they say.
Isn't there any religious group in Berlin that can help you? Buddhism mabye?
>>676950592
Chocolates???
>>676950028
that leaves you to get out of this thread and start your 0 reply "r8 me" post's
>>676950845
im afraid of going outside. i only dare to ask on 4chan for help. here i have the best c hance because many people find out about me and my situation. increases the chance someone does anything.
>>676950620
i meant that his face was so round u can't see his neck
also;
>south park isn't real
sure, next you'll tell me the easter bunny didn't really come last week
>>676949900
dubs checked.
i almost forget your second thread got deleted.
>>676951107
Just give it a kiss. You don't have to put the whole thing in your mouth.
>>676934494
Ich bin ein berliner <3
>>676951394
are you for real or just quoting kennedy?
>>676951475
Who is kennedy?
>>676951637
also dein ernst dann? lass treffen wenn du magst.
>>676950156
damn hanz. thats just someone try to scare you cause he knows your story. dont fall for that please.
instead of writing this i could have gone like 'oh there you are bla'. and it wouldnt make me any ililimi but just some asshole.
>>676951811
but dude there are people in real life that stalk me and even coordinated.
>>676951915
did you ever see them hiding in your mother's garden?
Random question. What does your neighbors think about this?
>>676952033
no... it happened on the damn street. 3 different people on the same day.
>>676952152
so you never saw them in the garden with a camera?
>>676952238
no?
>>676952121
i suspect they are part of them because they allways act very hostile towards me.
>>676951047
i´m sorry to say that but it just increases chances that shit is getting worse because the more people read your story the more want to fuck you up. humans are mean.
it is later than you think
we should talk
>>676951748
Ich würde dich gern kennen lernen
>>676952509
it is indeed. but you are just copy pasting.
>>676952559
cool. meinst du es denn ernst? hast du was wo ich dich adden kann?
>>676952509
hanz, it´s bait.
>>676952366
>
maybe thats cuz ur fucking psychotic. fucking live stream u leaving ur house and having fun so at least if for some reason illuminati did choose to harass some stupid fat kid, we'd see them and avenge you
Go here to this bar and get some ladies to have fun with!!!!!Dip pen in the ink a few times and you'll have more confidence for a girl you actually want to pick up!
do you think they might have mkultrad you
and there are certain sentences that are designed to trigger you?
bitte wach auf
how long is this shit going op?
>>676952668
Wie kannst du so behindert im Kopf sein?
Lass dich nicht verarschen du zurückgebliebenes Kind.
>>676952909
yes i firmly believe so.
>>676952934
a while. ever since i made myself known on uni-chan in 2010.
i told you it happened
>>676949732
Well hanz, i assume that there a 1% of America that controls the rest of us, "The Golden Rule" sort of speak, those with the gold makes the rule. they are pretty fucking smart people and have good technology, which makes me wonder how come they are using it wrongly. i guess thats just the result of people inbreeding with psychopathic genes. they should of cause change the world, they still have the responsibility to do it yet, so they should but they don't and that is going to change, there are many good skilled hackers and other people with free mind that are working on it. and it will happen, thats how nature works buddy, people will wake up and live free some day we might hope. but until that day perhaps you should be more concerned about health and smiling. see a happy man can't have sad thoughts, and happiness leads to more happiness, which could include a gf. there for if you can't fly, please smile :) and let others about doing what they are good to, including yourself.
if you want to become good at something perhaps you should figure out how/where to take the first step and which direction before actually going to. and doing something makes you better at it, so before you start figure out which thing, for an example do some research about getting a gf, Cheers :-D
>>676953275
what happened?
Mein schatz
>>676954597
ja..
i forgot the music, sry.
https://soundcloud.com/mallonemusic/mallone-proton-radio-featured-artists
>>676954816
Let me put my penis in your ass?
I am the trap btw
>>676955018
no mang.
>>676955106
When will you give in and admit you love me?
>>676955239
why does no real girl want me?
>>676955613
I am better than a real girl
>>676955735
show me pics.
>>676955613
girls smell bad.
>>676956831
that "old sperm in the can" smell, makes me vomit 2 weeks after when i can still smell the cloak-perfume every fucking time i pick my nose. but just a reminder, there are pure honey out there so don't keep searching
so where the fuck did everyone go suddenly?
im never going to be free from the illuminati and im never going to have a gf either. what is this damn beeping in my ears everytime i have bad thoughts?
>>676955613
your behavior
because of your mood
your mood because of your pov on thing
your pov of thing because you haven't really changed them
you haven't really changed them because your are to busy on your v/view
>>676956393
>>676957995
them = your "point of view"
>>676945688
>that 88 GET
Just got 24 hours left to go on my no fap challenge... ffffffffff--
>>676958005
Kill yourself.
ach hans, was soll nur werden?
>>676958005
TAKE ME INSTEAD
>>676958005
nudes
>>676958005
I'd tap that.
No homo.
>>676958005
no way man you are actually a man. i thought u were a girl with penis
>>676958351
i agree.
>>676958403
keine ahnung :((((
>>676948645
oh my god must not fap
TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>676958509
Well that's just rude
Don't come crawling back when no women will ever take you
>>676958942
i surely will not.
>>676948977
How many push-ups can you do?
>>676959018
We will see how desperate you get
Just remember you had a chance
We could have cuddled and felt safe in each other's arms but now it will never happen
>>676958509
ich wohn leider nicht in deiner nähe. würde mich sonst glaub ich echt trauen mich aufn bier oder so iwo im öffentlichen leben mit dir zu treffen.
bin kein weib und auch nicht homo (keine angst^^), denk grad nur iwie du musst mehr raus- und damit auf andere gedanken kommen.
smile.
>>676959130
are you a woman?
>>676959318
danke. hör ich gern
>>676959428
i just wrote that post in german to make it sound more personal.
i dont use social media besides this page so i´m sorry we can´t connect.
wish you the best.
so no one is gonna help me against the illuminati?
>>676949451
There OP is nicknamed "Hanz" and goes by a couple of other names. He has some unusual powers which I have seen demonstrated by him myself. He is constantly monitored, stalked, and fucked around with by a collective of trolls and actual shrinks, law enforcement, and occultists. He is invulnerable to many substances and can not be killed when overdosed on various things including alcohol, sedatives, etc. it has no effect on him. He has tried to kill himself many times and can't die. The SWAT have raided him before and he has been in mental ward before. He is always on the search for his love since May 20th who he always then loses and can't find again. Once in awhile he tries to get a GF but it never goes well, something always intervenes and stops him. He's seen all kinds of fucked up shit and he's a brilliant investor btw, he makes mad stacks in the stock market. I think with a little work and self-development he'll make a great BF to some girl one day.
>>676960030
even 4chin can´t cope with them
>>676960484
uj didnt even try anything. because u dont care enaugh.
>>676960756
What do you expect people to do?
>>676960484
didn't care enough to think that others on 4chan might be able to attempt at least.
>>676960756
don´t say we care.
you said we should start fighting for a 'greater good'.
okay. let´s do this now.
>how?
>>676961126
*don´t
>>676953487
>mfw reading this post and can't smile because paralysis
>>676961126
>>676961008
first u gotta realize how serious this is. then u gotta start informing people. our aim should be a global movement. a movement for freedom.
>>676961407
Actually, you're right, I don't care.
>>676934494
Don't you mean bf?
>>676961560
and there is your problem. u dont care for your freedom. *our* freedom.
>>676961560
kek.
>>676959336
What does it matter if I say I'm a woman to you on here or not? I can prove it to you by talking to you on cam. First though I want to know how /fit/ you are.
>>676961724
i think the/your problem is that i do feel free.
>>676960030
Illuminati here. I can help you against the Illuminati. Just know that you are the Illuminati as well. The Illuminati can only oppose itself.
>>676961803
im not very fit but full of love. see for yourself if u want a fit hardass or a chubby guy that is actually able to love?
>>676961724
Read ONA Nexion.
>>676961971
soudane
>>676961948
u are literally in the matrix in terms of freedom. how does hat make you feel? i see through this. allwass have. thats why they hunt me.
>>676962020
No one wants a chubby guy, lose some weight you fat shit.
>>676962483
at least my guardian angel loves me. the only person i really love.
>>676962020
Fitness = health = more stable = better lover and husband.
There is no reason for you not to be fit. Just an hour out of your day every day and you could become very fit. You aren't crippled. Even cripples can become fit sometimes though.
It's really not that hard to figure out. Just do a basic regimen every day.
You wouldn't want me if I was a fat, chubby woman. I know it.
Now I'm not some disgusting feminist so I'm not saying you should be fit because I am out of some sense of equality. No.
You should be striving however to be the best man you can be in every way.
Fitness is one simple thing you can address.
Work-out every day. It will help you.
How do you expect to defeat the Illuminati when you are lazy Hanz? This is your great vice. You post every day on various imageboards for years now expecting people to do something for you, then when someone wants to maybe do something with you, you aren't up for it at all.
Conquer your laziness and become /fit/.
>>676962276
it feels real. no agents around here.
i dont know....do you think they will 'just' watch you for the rest of your life or they gonna go to harm you someday?
>>676962806
face bigger than neck too like op.
>>676963033
they literally tried killing me a few times.
1 time a guy waited for me at night at the trainstation
another time they injected poison into my arms at hospital
most recently they tried to OD me with tavor and even prepared a fake story about how i did weird shit in order ot justify putting me into a mental ward. it was for no reason at all.
they just completely made it up.
holy crap i know why the thread is so dead now. they fucking ghost deleted it.
You should light a fire to get attentions.
>>676963730
ah..i had it open the whole time so i didn´t see.
not that much posts left anyway
>>676964251
Doesn't matter. Its outragious that they do that.
>>676963431
dude. knife in fridgerator and stuff. what did you expect them to do instead of mental care?
what was that white powder.
>>676964537
if i open another tab i see this thread in the catalog and can post from it
>>676964747
THE KNIFE WASNT IN MY FRIDGERATOR YOU SHITHEAD
THE POWDER WAS SALT
AND I DIDNT HEAR ANY VOICES!!
>>676965034
yeah they either unshadowed it or i didnt see it. but it happend before that threads would just be ghosted in the catalog.
>>676937106
Screencap ?
>>676965174
Don't play with knives and fire, it is dangerous
>>676965377
dude i just got a new TV and was about the open it with my "knife" when the people broke in and brought me to the bin.
the powder was fucking salt.
and i didnt hear any fucking voices shithead.
>>676965181
no. but it´s in my heart.
i dont screenshit often.
>>676961304
>paralysis
why so?
i dont know who i can ask for help about my stalkers.. everyone is against me. the police, everyone.
>>676965952
you are a big guy.
confront one of you see him. dont be scared.
>>676966204
i am too fucking scared man. fucking mindcontrol made a pussy of me man. i am 100% under their control. all but my soul is under their control.
>>676965617
Knives can be dangerous you could have harmed yourself, didn't you hear your wife?
>>676966387
"didnt you hear your wife?" NO? I DIDNT HEAR MY WIFE!
HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE HER POST HERE IN MY THREAD SO SHE CAN TELL ME TO ME DIRECTLY?
>>676965952
i dont get why you are so important to them.
look, you told us how things work and they are not after us. or is it just by now?
>>676966543
so thats it? you pussy. you only care about yourselves.
>>676966376
maybe its the only way to end this shit.
>>676966765
the only way to end this shit is to kill myself which i cant do. because i have no fucking pistol. else i would do it. immediately.
>>676966705
its just natural that i start wondering if i am safe anymore.
but different to you i would tell my followers to get the fuck off and dont be a pussy about it.
>>676967096
yeah thats you but i am under mindcontrol and they programmed me to their liking.
>>676966889
i you really wanted to do this you could do it somehow without a gun.
>inb4 how
but you wont and this is a good thing.
>>676966499
Your wife contacted you tkepathically to say she was okay.
