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Fap once and you're gay forever.
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that's how it happened to me
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>>676896800
I'll be okay, no worry
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Happened to me

#regret
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I'll post this one image before I leave

bye everyone, was funny pissing pupper off with you cockwiz
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>>676897085
That's why you need to always fap in even numbered amounts

Two gays make a straight, it's science.
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>>676897459
yea it was pretty good m8 hopefully we can do it again and make him leave forever
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>>676897603
science
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it cant be
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>>676897603
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>>676897918

Geddoudda, here Ryou.
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>>676897085
>once
So I should do it multiple times to cancel out the gay right?
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>>676897998
WHY ARE THEY SO HUEG
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>>676898083
Exactly!
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>>676898083
No it works in addition. You get gayer and your AIDS increase.
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>>676898156
>Straight up fukin lyin
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>>676898191
Well which is it? I need an answer soon I've got cock in hand.
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>>676898307
I wank 4 times a day and I am so straight even Katia has given up on me

>>676898343
Don't listen to the other guy, wank away
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>>676898343
Listing to this guy he's right >>676898397
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ur all gay xD
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>>676898813
No I'm bi
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>>676898870
Disgusting.
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>>676898971
Not what the guys or girls I've been with told me xD they quite liked it
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>>676899053
PICK A SIDE ALREADY YOU DEGENERATE
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>>676899219
No never!!!
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>>676898891
This comic reminds me of myself and it makes me a little sad
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>>676897085
Sexual orientation is a fetish, therefore its a choice. You are in to whatever you want, when you want. Shit doesn't matter. Stop lying to yourselves.
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>>676899606
You make me sad, anon.

I'll be praying for you.
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>>676899905
I actually agree with this

It's like a favorite ice cream flavor. You can't really explain why you like it more than the other ones, you just kinda do
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>>676899728
gee
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>>676899905
But, anon...I was born to suck dick.
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>>676900204
You choose to like sucking dick over the other fetishes you could of chosen. You were literally not born with the urge to suck dick, you acquired it as you became exposed to the option. Just like people are not born wanting to fuck clowns or midgets. God speed cock sucker.
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>>676900097
But why
Please don't pry I like not to combust spontaneously
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>"Why are you still here~?"
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>>676900339
It was joke fgt <3

>>676900367
I want you to spontaneously combust in my butt pls thx
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>>676899728
It reminded me of stories in the World of Darkness books about their PnP RPG about the were-animals of that world. Lot of shamanistic spirituality. Totems, and shit.

Back when furry wasn't a thing, and lycanthrope was fucking awesome.
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>>676900709
Been a while since I been with a man kinda miss it... Hope that ass of yours is able to take a lot of dick
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Should I be worried about this?
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>>676900999
Nice upside-down satan trips.

Can't even fit two fingers back there huehue

>>676901179
Wot site pls linkie winkie
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>>676901179

>"Statistically speaking homosexuals have the highest IQs and cock sizes of any other group~"
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>>676901506
I'm calling bullshit.
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>>676901348
I.. can't remember it
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>>676901602
FUCK YOU
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>>676901348
Didn't even notice!
... Damm that's one tight ass
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>>676901594

>"Is this your way of telling us you have rocks in your head and an inverted penis~?"
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>>676901713
That'd be nice
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>>676901348
Try this one instead
http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/
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>>676901848
>Linesy thirsty
I'll fuk u
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>>676901726
The downfalls of being a virgin and being 2 NEET to get a dildo ;~;

>>676901848
You're a big guy
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>>676902070
Aww you poor thing.... Trust me on this get a butt plug a or a dildo you won't regret it..

Or just come by and I'll make my gf fuck you with a strap on ^^
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>>676899053
>tfw girls are grossed out by it
>tfw gays resent you for it and tell you to pick a side
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>>676901848
Easy and sleazy
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>>676902070
You can make a dildo...

Pretty easy to do, just get some pure silicone from the hardware store and fill a dildo with it
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>>676902070

>"Lovehoney.co.uk and lovehoney.com routinely have sex toy sales. You can pick up two dildos for 20 with one of their current offers, free shipping too~"
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>>676902549
> fill a dildo with it
I meant condom.

Fill a condom.
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>>676902008
W-well uhm.. y-you see.. uh, maaybe

>>676902070
The guy part is correct
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