s/furSchlick & Fap
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
s/fur
Schlick & Fap
I usually lurk s/fur but seeing how I'm early to the party might as well bump with a contribution
>This is /b/
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, and fur threads. Back before generally unfunny and repetitive content became the predominating theme. Before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& was a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threats in a week. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.
People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.
We convinced CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs had died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say "Over 9,000 penises" on fucking T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. WHY did we do all that? For the fucking lulz, that's why.
It's weird, because although /b/'s community is as massive as it's ever been, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation. For example, Shillary is campaigning in Syracuse on Friday. If this were old /b/, there would be multiple threads on various possible ways we could fuck shit up. That's why old /b/ was fun. We got involved in whatever was happening in the real world for the lulz. I think there's hope, though. I think we can make /b/ great again.
>>676889192
and so the cycle begin anew
I have 3 more P&C comics but they are much shorter than "Pillow Talk"
>>676889385
nice copypasta
>This is /b/.
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, and fur threads. Back before generally unfunny and repetitive content became the predominating theme. Before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& was a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threats in a week. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.
People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.
We convinced CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs had died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say "Over 9,000 penises" on fucking T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. WHY did we do all that? For the fucking lulz, that's why.
It's weird, because although /b/'s community is as massive as it's ever been, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation. For example, Shillary is campaigning in Syracuse on Friday. If this were old /b/, there would be multiple threads on various possible ways we could fuck shit up. That's why old /b/ was fun. We got involved in whatever was happening in the real world for the lulz. I think there's hope, though. I think we can make /b/ great again.
>>676889385
Good work anon, spreading that word already.
>This is /b/
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, and fur threads. Back before generally unfunny and repetitive content became the predominating theme. Before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& was a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threats in a week. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.
People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.
We convinced CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs had died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say "Over 9,000 penises" on fucking T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. WHY did we do all that? For the fucking lulz, that's why.
It's weird, because although /b/'s community is as massive as it's ever been, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation. For example, Shillary is campaigning in Syracuse on Friday. If this were old /b/, there would be multiple threads on various possible ways we could fuck shit up. That's why old /b/ was fun. We got involved in whatever was happening in the real world for the lulz. I think there's hope, though. I think think we can make /b/ great again.
>>676889494
I really don't understand why these people bother shitposting in fur threads...
>This is /b/
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, and fur threads. Back before generally unfunny and repetitive content became the predominating theme. Before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& was a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threats in a week. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.
People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.
We convinced CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs had died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say "Over 9,000 penises" on fucking T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. WHY did we do all that? For the fucking lulz, that's why.
It's weird, because although /b/'s community is as massive as it's ever been, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation. For example, Shillary is campaigning in Syracuse on Friday. If this were old /b/, there would be multiple threads on various possible ways we could fuck shit up. That's why old /b/ was fun. We got involved in whatever was happenining in the real world for the lulz. I think there's hope, though. I think we can make /b/ great again.
>>676889397
>IT'S HAPPENING
kek
Odd question, anyone play Armello on the ps4?
>>676889374
You should contribute more often dude
bump
this thread needs Bats
This is now a car thread.
to the annon requesting a folder uploaded it is currently underway
>>676889850
8/8 on to the next
>>676889644
>being that I'm round, you could be eating any part of me!
This is gold, they are so lovely funny and cute. Thanks anon. I lold lots already
>>676889918
>>676889943
glad to hear it and there is still more to come!
fucking cubfags reeeeeeee
>>676889811
>>676890002
>>676890065
You want to know why you failed? It's because the people spamming gfur with cars are all gay furries
>>676890115
5/5 neeeeeeeeext
>This is /b/
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, and fur threads. Back before generally unfunny and repetitive content became the predominating theme. Before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& was a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threats in a week. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.
People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.
We convinced CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs had died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say "Over 9,000 penises" on fucking T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. WHY did we do all that? For the fucking lulz, that's why.
It's weird, because although /b/'s community is as massive as it's ever been, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation. For example, Shillary is campaigning in Syracuse on Friday. If this were old /b/, there would be multiple threads on various possible ways we could fuck shit up. That's why old /b/ was fun. We got involved in whatever was happenining in the real world for the lulz. I think there's hope, though. I think we can make /b/ great again.
>>676890164
why would you reply
>>676889844
>>676889506
when I discover something new that I like my brain just can't calm down. I want to find out and know everything there's to know about that thing. I wasn't that into furries until recently. Somebody showed me that there's a tasteful porn furry art with a story and I was hooked. Today I found out that loli (that I already love) + furry = cubs is a thing and I'm excited to explore some more.
the only thing I'm getting worried about is that I'm diving too deep too fast. I'm sure I can control it. I must not let it consume me.
So, gfur is a bunch of fucking idiots that don't know how to post gfur...
So I'm gonna hang out here
>>676890188
1/7
>>676890273
Notice how he stopped?
>>676890188
>5/5 neeeeeeeeext
Aw yiss, love it
>>676890369
>This is /b/
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, and fur threads. Back before generally unfunny and repetitive content became the predominating theme. Before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& was a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threats in a week. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.
People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.
We convinced CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs had died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say "Over 9,000 penises" on fucking T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. WHY did we do all that? For the fucking lulz, that's why.
It's weird, because although /b/'s community is as massive as it's ever been, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation. For example, Shillary is campaigning in Syracuse on Friday. If this were old /b/, there would be multiple threads on various possible ways we could fuck shit up. That's why old /b/ was fun. We got involved in whatever was happenining in the real world for the lulz. I think there's hope, though ough. I think we can make /b/ great again.
>post this over and over again on shitty threads.
>This is /b/
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, and fur threads. Back before generally unfunny and repetitive content became the predominating theme. Before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& was a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threats in a week. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.
People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.
We convinced CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs had died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say "Over 9,000 penises" on fucking T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. WHY did we do all that? For the fucking lulz, that's why.
It's weird, because although /b/'s community is as massive as it's ever been, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation. For example, Shillary is campaigning in Syracuse on Friday. If this were old /b/, there would be multiple threads on various possible ways we could fuck shit up. That's why old /b/ was fun. We got involved in whatever was happenining in the real world for the lulz. I think there's hope, though . I think we can make /b/ great again.
>>676890454
>>676890293
just wait until you find yourself fapping to vore. thats when you know you can't turn back...
>>676890624
>>676890293
kys pedo
>>676890651
>>676890582
are you the vore and eggs guy?
>>676890688
thats all she wrote (of peaches and cream)
now which naylor comics have you seen?
>>676890752
lol wut? That's probably not me...
>>676890752
>are you the vore and eggs guy?
Nope, but I am. Also replied on the old thread to you.
>>676890582
>just wait until you find yourself fapping to vore. thats when you know you can't turn back...
Still there is thruth in this
>>676890859
in the mean time im gonna just post normal shit
>>676890859
I haven't read any with horses, zebras, sharks. all I had yesterday was with common fur animals
Get to it faggots
>>676891082
lazy nigger
>>676890859
>thats all she wrote (of peaches and cream)
Thanks again anon. Regarding Naylor idk, 20 or something but I don't know the names. I guess all the recent stuff. But if you've got some lez or masturbation stuff I'd be totally game.
I've seen the one with beth and the other girl, the squirt one. I've also seen the Beth masturbation one with the chart. But I'm always up for moar
>>676890973
>>676890924
nice to meet you Mr. Vore and Eggs
>>676891058
I ment which titles have you seen but eh
>>676890859
Also if you've got some nice vore stuff, that would expand dong also. Up to you.
>>676889591
Cuz you furfags make a million of these threads a day. Fuckin get out of my /b/ faggot and take your yiff shit with you.
>>676891296
t. trap poster
>>676891195
>>676891162
If you mean "Two Straight Girls Kissing in the Shower" then yeah I have it.
Eventually they might get the mlp treatment
>>676891195
>I ment which titles have you seen but eh
Yeah I understood that but I don't know the titles.I can check, but I think I'm missing some covers so that may be difficult
>>676891296
hurrdurr new memes not as good as old memes so ima cry
>>676891296
You don't have to read it. Does it challenge your sexuality? Are you mad cos it gives you wood? Faggot.
Came for Furry Porn, Left with the rarest of Pepe's.
>mfw
>>676891563
heh
>>676891381
>If you mean "Two Straight Girls Kissing in the Shower" then yeah I have it.
Yeah it was that one, I didn't have the cover. That's a really great one, Jay Naylor definitely is god tier. I have it seen many times already but maybe another anon would like to see it.
>>676891509
don't feed the trolls. we should just carry on like they're not there.
When they'll fuck this thread's limit over we'll just silently make a new one and carry on like there's nothing.
>>676891381
>>676891444
Are you by any chance the same guy who was in fur threads posting "I want to be in shark girls belly" a while back?
I want to be raped by pepe
