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Today is my Birthday and not even my parents or my bestfriend

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Today is my Birthday and not even my parents or my "bestfriend" congratulated me. Could you guys atleast do it? So I feel a little bit better /B/ros? (Sry if there is anything wrong im from germany and English isnt perfect )
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>>676796693
Happy Birthday anon! How old you turnin?
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>>676796693
Congratulations for not an-heroing for another 12 months
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Happy birthday :)
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Alles Gute zum Geburtstag
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>>676796693
Happy birthday, have a good one brother>>676796851
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>>676796693
Alles gute zum Geburtstag, /b/roski !
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Guten Tag!
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if you can't have a birthday, you'll have a /b/day.

congrats anon

.. here's a smiling dugong.
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>>676796693
Happy Birthday man keep your head up it'll get better
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>>676796693
Stop fishing for attention. If even your friends didn't congratulate you, maybe it's your fault for hanging with shitty people. Get better friends.
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>>676796693
eroshare com /1q0c1y3a

ik is not much but still...
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>>676797080
>>676797144
>>676797246
warum so Deutch?

tilløkke med fødselsdagen, anon. Vi er her alle for dig.
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>>676796693
Come over to >>>/pol/, we'll be your family Germanbro
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happy brithday anon-kun
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Tomorrow's my birthday, and I learned today that 2 of my 6 best friends hate me, and one thinks I've become creepy. Yay.
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Thank you /B/ros
>>676796851
19' also thanks for the Pepe saved it, looks funny
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Happy birthday anon
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>>676796693
happy birthday bigboy!
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>>676796693
Happy Birthday /B/ro. We are always here if you need us
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>>676796693
Congratulate??
"Congratulations, this is the day your parents fucked."
WTF man, it's just another day.
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>>676797588
6-3=3
3>0
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>>676796693
I got you a sweet roll but that little punk butch stole it. Go kill his mother.
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>>676796693
お誕生日おめでとうございます、OP様は。同じ感情を知っていますよ。
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>>676796693
Happy birthday /brother
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>>676796693
Happy birthday!
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>>676797308
Some of them are actually cool but I don't know I'm always the second friend. You know like if I wouldn't ask them they probably wouldn't do stuff with me
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>>676796693
Why congratulate? You were pushed out of a vagina? Even since childhood this has seemed like silly concept to me.
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>>676797471
don't fall for this OP, it's a nazi ruse.
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>>676797703
Thanks.
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>>676797308
>get better friends
Implying it's easy to make friends in the first place, especially so late in life

Happy Birthday anon
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>>676797649
You're not that smart you know that right?
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>>676797649
>9 months after the day your parents fucked*
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>>676797308
Get out of here.
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Happy Birthday my friend
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>>676797888
Yeah I know it's kinda stupid.. But I just feel like no one gives a shit about me not even my parents
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Raising money for OPs gift
[email protected]
Happy birthday OP
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>>676796693
The world would have been better without you.
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>>676796693
HEY BROO! happy birthday to us!!! it's my birthday too, 1995! what about you??
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Happy Birthday you glorious fuck! <3
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>>676797649
Birthday is the day when your're born. The day when your parents fucked is not necessarily the the same date
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>>676797288
That's a sea merchant.
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>>676797909
Its when your life began. all that you know and experience began on that day. pretty silly.
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>>676798218
i smell republican, i better put a bullet on their heads
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>>676796693
Happy birthday, /b/ro.
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Happy birthday my man. Enjoy another miserable year
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Happy international you day, OP. besides, birthdays are superficial. Get drunk at a bar, when you're drunk you're more confident, find some people there, they might celebrate with you.
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>>676798218
I don't think so. Fucked a ugly girl like 2 weeks ago she was so thankful. Atleast shes happy that I live right? kek
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Have a day!
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>>676797888
>>676798005
>>676798191
I used to think that until I met people who had it as bad as I did and trust me, it's nice to know people who understand you and don't treat you like a subhuman piece of shit
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>>676798391
>sea merchant
dude

http://www.marinetraffic.com/dk/ais/details/ships/shipid:768318/imo:8010908/mmsi:677044600/vessel:SEA%20MERCHANT
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>>676796693
Schönen Geburtstag!
Fellow eurofag here.
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>>676796693
Happy birthday dear, a lot of love
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Just keep reminding yourself that there will be a day where they will regret not acknowledging you mate.

The pain can't consume you if you consume it first. Use it mate. Fuck them. People only want you for what you can do. So go show what you can do and do it for yourself.


Alles Gute zum Geburtstag man.
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Happy birthday anon! Hope your big day is great. Theres nothing wrong with asking some online peeps for support, however you need to be more outgoing. Go to a bar tonight! Pick up a girl maybe! Have some fun. This time its okay for us to say happy birthday, but this will be your last. You need to go out and socialize. The problem with "beta" 's , is that they think because they have no social skills, they choose to stay in their homes and never socialize. You build social skills by Socializing! Now go out there and bring us one for the boys back home! Happy birthday again anon
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happy birthday nigger
go get a prostitute and fuck her mate
just let go for today dont even worry abt it
( use protection pls dont make this birthday ur last)
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Know the feel OP, happy birthday
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Op here /B/ros
First thanks it makes me really happy to see that what you guys wright.
Second im gonna Start studying at the end of the Year. And im gonna try to find some good friends there. Any Tips on how to do it the best way?
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>>676796693
Gute zum Geburstag I think, my German isn't so good
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Happy Birthday Anon! I hope you feel better.
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Happy birthday anon! Don't let other's behaviour define how you feel about you and your life
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Happy birthday /b/ro.Pepe for u^^
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>>676796693
Happy birthday!
This may seem shitty but at least you´re not black!
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>>676796693
Happy birthday
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>>676798755
Omg. Ya just don't get it do ya Scott.
Ugly girls are not supposed to be bred. Not ever! Just an hero before you do sum real damage.
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Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Digga !!!
Happy Bday you lonely cunt...
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>>676799209
I have studied too. Those motherfuckers were my friends “only” while we studied for 5 years. Afterwards, they didn’t want to talk to me anymore.
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>>676796693
fuck you and your softbegging

/thread
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>>676796693
Happy Birthday anon, there's some booty for you. hope it makes you feel better
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>>676796693

Congrats!
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>>676796693
Happy birthday /b/ro
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Alles gute zum Geburtstag OP
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>>676799967
>booty
Who!
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>>676798803
Keck
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>>676798993
Im not socially akward or whatever, but it's just hard to find friends when you're not in School or something. Like where should I go to find friends that like the same things as I do? Streets and just talk with people? They would think I'm crazy or some shit
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Happy birthday /b/ro, get some of your favourite alcohol, smoke some weed, watch something good and have an awesome time. You don't need other people in order to have a good time, you know. Again, happy birthday!
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>>676799209
if u have a talent
acting

singing

musical instrument

machinery related(fixing shit)

or have a fascination in a topic such as architecture or other languages ( you being bilingual and all)

find a common interest skill and go off from there

or be study buddies with someone who seems like a nice guy girl and start like that.

Good Luck /b/ro
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Congrats /b/ro!
I hope this is right, I haven't used German since taking the class in highschool. Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
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>>676800000
Checked
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>>676800000
Nice quints
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>>676800000
>no one congratulating this person on quints
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>>676796693
Happy birthday anon, I got you some dick cake.
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>>676796693
Happy birthday my dude
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>>676800259
>Happy birthday /b/ro, get some of your favourite alcohol,
Not OP
but lucky I have some tasty cold beer at home.
Thank you!
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>>676800000

get
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>>676800000
fuckin' witnessed...
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>>676799930

You can't /Thread your own message you nigger cunt
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>>676800251
Get a job m8, volunteer to places, those two would probably be your best bet besides school
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>>676796693

I am fucking drunk and stoned and got work in 30 mins.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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OP got quints for his birthday
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>>676800348
>Mein Schwarzenegger
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hb op
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>>676800348
>2016
>not using torrent version of rossetta stone.
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>>676800409
Nice, no problem. I'm assuming it's your birthday too? If so then happy birthday to you as well! If it's not then just have a good normal day lol
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>>676796693
Anon! Happy birthday. We love you. Stay strong brother
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>>676800000
Oh, wow...
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>>676796693
It's literally my birthday today too. Happy birthday anon!
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Happy b-day m8, have a good one.

A wank is a great way to honour the occasion
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>>676800000
birthday quints
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>>676800000
Op here.

Damn thank you for using dem quints to congratulate me!
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>>676800000
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>>676798113
he does have a valid point though anon
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Been there, done that. Just kys, anon
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Ayy, Happy Birthday you massive faggot, this is what I got from my sister on my birthday last month
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happy birthday
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>>676796693
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAM
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>>676796693

hi anon! i hope you have a nice birthday today! i hope you enjoy it very much! i hope you remember all the anonfags out here who are wishing you a great day! i hope you have so much fun!
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>>676796693
Happy birthday you glorious faggot.
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>>676800000

Μου αρέσει αυτό
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>>676800536
kek good luck at work anon
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>>676800782
Not birthday. Thank you!

Rare Trump for you.
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>>676800000

what better present to receive than quints
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>>676796693
happy birthday you fucking nazi
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>>676800842
Happy literal birthday
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lel du meinst gestern oder?
Trotzdem alles Gute /b/ro
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>>676800782
>>676801146
Actually this looks like I’m telling you to fuck off. Bad choice, sorry.
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have the happiest of b-days /b/ro
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>>676801002
kek 10/10 sister
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>>676801315
Jaa gestern, aber keine Zeit bis jetzt wegen Arbeit etc

Dankeschön
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>>676797443
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>>676801364
Haha I didn't even think that, thanks for the rare Trump m8
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>>676797308
Or maybe he's a shitty person.
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>>676801681
Good.
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>>676796693
Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag, anon.
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>>676798815
Is this eben korrekt Dschermann?
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>>676798371
It shouldn't be the same date, unless you're a Minecraft mob.
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Happy Birthday
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>>676801711
Im okay i guess. Like im not a douche/asshole or whatever. Im always nice to People, making my friends laugh a lot and this bullshit
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Appy Birday
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Happy /b/ day, now you're one year closer to dying
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>>676796693

getting congratulations for a birthday is
THE FAGGOTEST OF THE FAGGOTEST FAGGOTRIES.

>inb4 kissless virgin here
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>>676796693
Happy birthday from France dude
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>>676802173
>Im always nice to People
>being nice to Leute
Leute sind unser Feind, mein /b/rü.
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>>676801619
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>>676802690
Does she have Charles Dickens?
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Why has 4chan stopped?
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>>676797757
kill yourself weeb fuck

nice use of formal translations u cuck faggot
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>>676802690
Hoe seems underage
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>>676803206
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>>676803206
What? I was being polite. I know what it means to be alone and ignored on one's birthday.
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>>676803302
Which one, the male or the shemale?
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>>676796693
Happy birthday, German anon. Greetings from Pennsylvania.
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Op Here, thanks for everything. And the quints kek, going to sleep. Love yall
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>>676803741
America is a fairy tale.
How could people possibly live
in a place that exists on films only?

With China, at least I know that China exists
because I see Chinese people in Europe
many times a month.
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>>676804262
Frohe Geschlafung!
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>>676804451
Boy, that's right out of the blue.
What?
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>>676805096
He's a wumao, being paid to say positive things about China.
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>>676804262
Thröd gearchiviert.

https://archive.is/newest/boards.4chan.org/b/thread/676796693/today-is-my-birthday-and-not-even-my-parents-or
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>>676805554
Xiexie.

Mein Schwarzenegger.
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Muslim wishing you a happy birthday"عيد ميلاد سعيد" if you told me earlier i would have blown some shit for you
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Also NASA is not real.
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>>676805847
OP is gone to sleep but I will thank you in his absence.
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>>676796693
Happy birthday, fag
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>>676796693
Best birthday I wish you, you deserve it.
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>>676805554
>>676803741
I like America though.
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China has always been friend of America.
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>>676796693
Wo kommst du her?! Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Knabe!
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>>676796693
Happy Birthday bro! I love you <3
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>>676807266
Der OP ist hinabgeschlaft worden wesen sein.
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>>676796693
eat a buffet of dicks
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>>676807157
>Involvement in Korean War
>Not helping America in Vietnam
>Third Taiwan Strait Crisis
>EP-3
>Spratlys
You lying FUCK.
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>>676807590
Echt? Schade. Bist du Deutscher?
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>>676807750
>Taipei-Tower-Taiwan-City-Skyline.jpg
Neeein!!! Meine Chinesische Augen!

Das Bild löschen!
Löschen!
Löschen!
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>>676808048
Nein. Ich bin ein Erdling.
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>>676808198
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>>676796693
hope u die from a super orgasm
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>>676808430
Neeeeein!!!
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>>676808541
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>>676807750
>>676808910
A proof that you are rong.
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>>676807716
So you didn't get anything for your birthday, huh?
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Hey neighbor, Gefeliciteerd!

Only 2 hours into your BD though... So anything is still possible =) Or was your BD(30/03) yesterday? If so... we would be birthday buddies.
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Happy bday op
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I'm from Beijing and I drink glorious Pepsi every day.
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>>676809207
>they got the Red Book
>they got the new look
>the little people that are living in China
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>>676796693
Happy broday, birth dude
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>>676796693
Happy Bday Anon
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Happy bday, have a gif
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>>676809467
Damn, my Chinese meme folder is thin.
I must stock up in meme weapons.
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happy birthday! :)
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>>676810024
You tried to go toe-to-toe with the Final Boss of Weeaboos (me) about Asian topics.

It was over before it started.
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>>676796693
>looking for "happy birthdays" in a childporn discussion forum
>being this pathetic

And you faggots keep starting "cringe" threads, top kek
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>>676800000
Witnessed
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Happy birthday OP!
Dont worry, everything's going to be okay :)
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>>676810250
Hahah! You win... for now.
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>>676796693
happy birthday mate
wish i could have got you something
here is a pic of my GF's tits
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>>676797888
>hey its randy's birthday we should go to some bar and get some pussy
>"nah bro, you know randy, he must be on the computer posting frogs
and that weird shit"
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>>676810858
I will always win...

>but I feel empty inside
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>>676809709
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>>676796693
Happy birthday anon
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>>676796693

Zum Geburtstag vier Glück,
Zum Geburtstag vier Glück,
Zum Geburtstag lieb Anon,
Zum Geburtstag vier Glück!
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>>676796693
Happy birthday /b/ro

from a Mexifag in the US.
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HAPPY BURFDAY anon
have a great day m8
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Happy birthday anon!
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>>676811627

VIEL.

Well, my German sucks. Happy birthday, Anon <3
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>>676796693
Same shit happened to me last month. I feel you bro
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>>676811716
Seriously? Roblox is a meme now?
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OP is gone to sleep.

But he sure thanks you all.
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My 19th birthday was two days ago! Happy birthday anon!!!
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>>676796693
Sorry anon, that's shitty.

Happy Birthday /b/ro.
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As a matter of fact, he thanked us before going to sleep.
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>>676811906
RIP OP :^(
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happy birthday buddy :) i felt the same way this birthday, love you anon :3

also titties for your bday
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Happy bday /B/ro
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>>676812180
Not OP but I so wish she had a dick.

Must submit it to Elzi for fixing.
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>>676811865
not really
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>>676797649
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
STUPID FAGGOT
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>>676796693
happy birthday anon. :-)
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>>676796693
Grow the fuck up op a man doesn't need people to tell him happy birthday
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>>676796693
Alles Gute nachträglich, Freund! Kopf nicht hängen lassen.
Ich hoffe für dich, dass du es schaffst aus einer solch sozial-prekären Situation dich frei zu socialisen
Nur du kannst es packen, dass es besser wird!!
Gönn dir! Ich trink auf dich
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>>676796693
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Heartfelt happy birthday to you, anon. i've been forgotten, but really, they just forgot. people's lives are chaotic, and sometimes life gets going too fast for anything but their "now." just forgive them when they apologize and have a happy birthday doing whatever the fuck you want to do and not be beholden to other people's idea of what to do for you.
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>>676800000
Witnessed.

Quints don't lie, happy bday OP
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>>676796693
happy birthday.

I never understood myself why they are so important .
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>>676796693
happy birthday I wish you many happy returns!!
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Bamba intloko ABAKHULU yakho , izinto ziya ziba ngcono . cakeday Happy
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>>676796693
Create a fake diary that explicitly implies that you will commit suicide soon because no one acknowledged your birthday. Leave it laying around and wait until someone finds it. Then everyone will shower you with positive attention.
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>>676813366
Not OP but I'm alone too.
How will we cope with eventual disability
without anyone to look after us?

It's not negative thinking, my health is getting worse.

Every lonely person that I have known (but one) has died a preventable death.
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>>676796693
Happy birthday /b/ro
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>>676796693
Happy Birthday anon, you're the best
We all love you
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>>676796693
Happy birthday faggot
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>>676796693
Happy Birthday, /B/ro!!

Have some tits.
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dafuq? my birthday was today and i spent it alone as well. i turned 24 today
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>>676798815
Birthday Boy brings the crackers.
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>>676816609
Happy bday anon
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>>676796693

Grow the fuck up. No real adult celebrates birthdays, at least not to any point they would actually give a fuck.
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>>676816865
>semen dip
Hahah!
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Hapoy Birthday, anon! Love ya!
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>>676816609
Well Happy Birthday to everyone born today and tomorrow!! Can't wish you if we don't know!!
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>>676817086
I do even if I'm alone. Why the fuck not I'll never grow up.
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>>676798371
We should celebrate Parent Fuck Day.
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>>676796693
Happy birthday. Hope you find something that makes the day less shitty.
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>>676816609
California exists only in movies.
But happy birthday, creature of fiction.
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>>676796693
Fuck everyone op. I love you man happy birthday
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>>676796693
Hey man it's my birthday today too. Pretty disappointing day today myself so happy birthday bud, here's to a better year.
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Im glad my b day isnt for another 8 months. Worst day of year. Its like life is showing huge middle finger right at you ay laughing at your misery.
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What you should be said about is the fact that you live in Germany. But seriously happy b-day. Don't get raped by a sandnigger and make sure you guys bring back right wing nationalism.
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>>676796693
Happy birthday /b/ro. Fuck a fam or friends.
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>>676796693
Happy b-day /b/ro Hope next years is better
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>>676818591
First to Happy birthday.
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>>676796693
Ill be your Puerto Rican
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>>676810582
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>>676817222
THE TERM... is "hee hee"
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Happy birthday, man. Hope something happens to make it better. I really do.
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>>676796693
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>>676819824
Wow.
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>>676819824
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>>676819824
Alles Gute, lass dicht unterkriegen, /b/ro!
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happy birthday from California, anon
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Happy birthday anon.
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Happy birthday from Finland! Hyvää syntymäpäivää in Finnish :--)
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>>676796693
Happy BDay Anon! I Know the feeling Best vibes From Indiana
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