Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
It's not blasphemy if you eat a Snickers bar. Take note.
egg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbYXvSKjP98
>>676750540
>>676750529
Is this better?
Posting breast chart
claimed
Staying with my waifu choice. Fucking female perfection
Hello thread, did you eat a healthy breakfast?
>>676750859
>attention whore
Ayy
Things are bad
>claimed
>>676750969
Had a BLT
>>676750969
I haven't had anything to eat yet
>1:34 PM
emperor claimed
>>676750859
Can I join???
>>676751062
Why do you say that, Galko?
>>676750969
Just tea
>damn it feels like thats the only thing i ever have
>>676751062
How so?
>>676750608
This is....beautiful, funny, and slightly cringy: 10/10
>>676750785
as long as nobody looks at the text it is
>>676750859
I still love that hand-kun and spidey are on it
>>676750969
nope, I had Yogurt and beef jerky
>>676751062
uh oh what happened
>>676751051
I like this one too, anon.
>>676751107
This is for you
>mfw almost no good art of Luna
Anyway, has your waifu improved your life at all? Personally, I'm becoming a CS student and eventually going to make robotic waifus for us as the hero we all need.
da gurl.
Shiki comes close 2nd tho.
>>676751251
You can always cut it or fool around in photoshop
>>676751394
Topest of moo
>>676750859
Does everyone have my shitty chart saved now?
>>676751204
>>676751214
>>676751260
I'm still sick
>>676751394
Hello
>>676751195
Yes I notesd you =^..^=
>>676751434
cool story anon
>>676751434
Ive learned more about being a good person without letting people step on me from my waifu
>>676751502
ok ur comin to sleep w/ me no homo
ǝɯnʎ ƃuıɯıɐlɔ<
how is everyone doing?
>>676751423
nice meme
>>676751502
hope you get better soon
>>676751491
You didn't sleep at all did you?
>>676751502
Hi, you need more milk.
>>676751502
You forgot my waifu... I'm on mobile so I don't have any pics.
>>676751502
Nope
>>676751560
Nice! Glad to hear it, that's always important.
>>676751679
As i said, i do not know of such thing.
Is it some kind of tea?
>>676751641
fucking well
>>676751502
you need warm milk, a hot water bottle and medicine
>>676751107
Me either, when did you wake up?>>676751214
Fucking love tea. Green?
>>676751251
Better than nothing.
>>676751081
Tomatoes make me uncomfortable. But congratulations, you had the healthiest breakfast!
>>676751394
I udder-ly adore your waifu
>i'll kill myself now
>>676751491
I would but I forgot to take photoshop from a computer in highschool
>>676751502
It's like Chara's post, everyone has a copy
>>676751878
I woke up an hour ago kek
Back with food and a beer. Did I miss anything?
>>676751214
Tea is awesome. What's your preferred tea?
>>676751108
>>676751251
He's deep into that waifu.
>>676751502
Ever try blood-letting?
>>676751423
We need more of these "me me's"
10/10
>>676751773
It's fantastic. Lol my waifu is a better person more of a woman than any woman I know irl
>>676751502
>Does everyone have my shitty chart saved now?
Everyone who liked it.
>>676752101
you missed me
i know you did
clmd
>>676751878
Holy shit if a BLT is the best one so far. The standards in here must be shit lol
>>676751878
>>676752101
Black, green, white, whatever.
>But yes, i mostly drink green
>>676751908
I might mess around with it in a bit.
>but no promises that it will be any good.
>>676751502
If it's got tiddies, it's got a place on my SSD.
We need more.
>>676752138
finally a picture with me... two times :(
>>676751107
What do you think she's playing?
https://youtu.be/FvzoqJAP7iE
>>676752339
Good taste. Green tea is really good for your mouth too.
>>676752017
Is it your day off?
>>676752138
Blood letting, are we Plague Doctors now?
>>676752323
Welcome to /b/ where Ramen is often a classy meal
>>676752339
You don't have to, unless you really want to
>>676752478
Still no kurumi
sad face
>>676751622
It's not gay unless the balls touch
>>676751658
Thanks
>>676751679
>>676751810
I'll try that
>>676751908
>>676751727
Good
>>676751719
I'll add to it in a couple of hours.
>>676752264
Did I? I know Tenryuu missed me. And I missed her.
>Junko decent character in the anime
>>676752262
Tet Tet~
>>676752339
>Black, green, white, whatever.
Dank. I'll probably get a cup of vanilla-flavoured tea later.
Guys what happened to Ebola-chan?
>>676752478
That's 2 too many
>>676752686
I don't have anything to do at the moment.
>>676752818
She visits once in awhile
Megumin claimed
>>676752604
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=96MiYk9VYvc
;^)
>>676752626
I'm on spring break my nigga
>>676752744
No problem
>>676752478
I'll make more party pictures and I'll put you right above Syndra. Or sexing Syndra up.
>>676752686
It works fine for me, I've never felt better. Sometimes I just get a little weary and forget how to pineapple, but besides that, dufflebag.
>>676753279
Everyday is Spring Break for me.
>SAAAVE MEEE
>>676753285
yes i would love to see that if i am above syndra please only hanging
>>676753279
You the realest in the biz.
https://youtu.be/UZuzw2TCNSU
>>676753476
>can't drop out yet
just kidding i want a good education
>>676753279
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbsjtPAuTnI&index=265&list=PLOsEt-0rOATVuNjU1K6miZ6j5aVRhxhR0
Here have a ripe meme
Tenryuu claimed
>>676753279
I love that song
>>676753721
who needs school?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZKp_jFxQJc
>>676753878
That is quite the meme
>>676753716
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hOs6jlUd01Y
>>676754092
du bist spät
>ey
>mach was cooles
I'm back, sort of. Enjoying the new update for SFV.
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Weather is actually nice today, representative of my mood I guess
>>676754292
She is not goth. She is a candy raver
>>676754188
https://youtu.be/x4kHX44vTig
>>676754223
>>676754438
Syndra x Yume is cannon, and anyone to tell you otherwise is a bakka.
>>676754292
>>676754092
Tenryuu a qt.
Cutest goth waifu <3
>Ruri still cutest flat-chested goth waifu
Good to hear that today is another good day for you.
>intense staring at your body
We all know the superior boat here.
Kashima Claimed
>>676754292
Hi Stocking
>>676754467
Hi Mugi!
Good to see you
>Won't be here for too long, got shit to do
>I'll be back though
>>676754594
Still pretty gothic
Wears gothic lolita
Has eyeliner
Unnatural hair
>>676754717
Hey hey Tatsie!
Being cute as always!<3
>considering tight hugs
>>676754839
Hi there Galko!
Doing well?
>>676754883
Nope. You?
>>676754883
>Being cute as always!<3
You and your sweet words. You make life worth living~
>hugs you first
>>676754292
can u not stocking
ruining my image here of best looking waifu
>>676754690
holy shit
kek
>>676754883
Good to see you too bro
>got shit to do
Well you said you'll be back that's all the matters :)
>>676754710
right right its a love love raisin hate hanging relationship
I thought recess would help calm them down for the afternoon.
Help!
Thank god they're gone in an hour!
>>676755103
Awh, what's wrong?
I'm fairly good today
>>676755172
>you make life worth living
Awh, that's so kind!<3
>blush
>tightly hugs back
>>676755213
You can't take my title!
>>676755279
Glad you enjoy my company!
I'll always be back, you're too cute to resist
>>676754292
H-hello... stocking...I-i um don't have much money today...
this thread is pure cancer
fucking weebs
I wonder. Are you still here?
https://youtu.be/ztaKpgw4TLM
>>676752798
>noticed by Tatsuta
>I feel honored
Y-You're too kind...
>>676755886
so rude
>>676755582
You blushing just makes it all better. Got anything interesting to do later?
>keep hugging, tighter and tighter
>>676756028
I can't help but notice you, Tet Tet. You so cute~
>>676756141
is this even a female?
fucking degenerate
>>676755582
I'm still sick, worse than yesterday.
>Stocking a qt
>>676756383
It's actually a large black man.
>>676756383
>>676756448
Go home, retards.
>>676756564
Ded
>>676756141
Other Yuuko-anon?
If so i haven't seen you in a while
>>676756564
My nigga
I guess I can say, being in these waifu threads are making my life worthwhile atm, since I've been going through a hard time (nobody asked for this) >inb4 edgy
I hope that maybe I could be friends with some (or all) from here, and if we could be friends that would be cool.
>>676756383
someone get this hothead outta here
>>676755651
Goddamn it Yuuko don't make me put you in your locker again
What do you have?
>>676756285
A-ahh...
S-stop it you qt...
I've gotta do some things later but it's not too important, should only take an hour or two so I'll be back!
You got any plans?
>rests head on chest and hugs tighter
>>676756490
Awh!
Sorry to hear that Galko, sending hugs!
>hugs
Net acting up again
>>676754292
Hey Stocking
>>676754710
As long as she eats raisins
>>676756679
>>676756564
>>676756586
>>676756788
fat neckbeards
>>676756448
>gif
the real nigga
>>676756918
Hi there Syndra!
Doing well?
>>676756954
Adorable!
>>676756899
I-i don't have much...you know i'm poor...
You can just hit me like everyone else....
Just plz don't try to be kind to me, i can't take that...
>>676756679
I'm a Megumin-anon myself, but i love Yuuko too, of course not on a waifu scale, dear Yuuko-anon.
>>676757244
>blush
>>676757043
At least I contain myself in one thread, and not shitpost in threads irrelevant to my interests.
What's your sad excuse?
No BBC/BBW threads to keep you occupied?
>>676756285
>You so cute
Eh?
>blush
N-n-n-not really...
>>676757299
Ah well it's nice to see you.
I knew it was a long shot anyways because the other calls me a faggot for beating him every time.
>never gets old
Good taste btw
>>676757244
Doing alright, just drinking tea as usual.
Nothing interesting going on today, except the occasional net troubles and empty tea cups.
>>676756718
Sad to hear that. I'll be your friend, Utsutsu. Hoping for better times in your immediate future.
>hugs
>>676756899
Good to hear that you'll be back. Miss you already, sweetie~
I'm probably just going to play a game or two of Warships. Then I might just watch something...
>rests head on chest and hugs tighter
Ufufu~ you just keep getting cuter and cuter~
>touch your chin and move your head up, giving you longing looks
>>676757484
Ufufu~ Yes you are. Come here you
>hugs you
>>676757043
Cant find the b8 pasta
>Tat's help me out on this one
>>676757911
911
>>676757911
>>676757043
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>i dare you anons post something cuter than this
>>676758115
Thanks m8
>>676756718
Hello friend
>I don't know call you
>>676756899
Thanks Stocking
>hugs back
>>676758206
Happy to help.
Obligatory claim.
>>676758480
>inb4 10 replies
>>676758480
Hey there, Hand.
>>676758480
Handman
Ayy lmao
>>676758480
>4th reply get
Hello friendo
>>676757275
>Don't try to be kind to me
W-wait are you trying to use reverse psychology?
You almost had me there you cheeky little waifu
I'm doubling your fee now, better find the change or you'll be living inside a locker for a week
>>676757343
Ahh!
Stop being so cute!
>>676757679
Ah, same over here except your tea is probably better heh
Sorry to hear your internet is bad, my internet messes up all the time. It's so annoying...
Got any upcoming plans?
>>676757814
>Miss you already, sweetie
Awh awh awh<3
You're too cute for me!
>blush and looks away, still tightly puling her towards me
>>676758332
Awh, first time you actually got cute with me Galko<3
>>676758480
Hey Mr. Popular!
>>676758480
Sup hand-kun
>>676758563
The floodgates have been opened
>>676758736
Well at least my father wont be able to find me there....
I-I'll get the door open for ya...
I miss anything?
>>676759119
W-woah there bud
Do you need some help?
I can take out your dad
>for a price
>>676759204
Yea, i cant do this.
Sorry, played Crysis 3
Did i miss something?
>>676759356
"I'm Fine"
>opens locker door
>>676758480
Hey there. You doing good?
>>676756490
>>676758332
Get better soon, Galko.
>>676758736
Ufufu~ You don't get to look away.
>softly move my hand up your neck, moving your face so I can look into your beautiful eyes again
>still embracing
>>676759204
Looking sexy there, Kurumi.
im going to go for a while
no one die
Claiming..
>>676759356
Do you take on home rodents?
>>676759408
it's better than what a lot of people could do
>>676759506
You look pretty cute too
>>676759615
rodents can be useful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGn7085gZo
>>676758736
Only thing i have planned is some work on my paintings
>i have put this off too much already
>>676759526
No promises
>>676757814
Wha-
>awkwardly hugs back
>blushes harder
Heh heh...hehehehehe... Y-You're warm..
>>676759826
This takes me to Flavor Town and back.
https://youtu.be/WXdnYd0wwDE
>>676758563
Heyo Tats, fast as always. Day going well?
>>676758644
Heyo, Juri. How are ya?
>>676758697
What's up, Mugi?
>>676758724
>checked
Hey bud, doing good?
>>676758736
>Popular
Kek, nah. Says the guy with 7 replies.
>>676758766
Not much man, just hanging out enjoying this heat. You?
>>676759506
Mhmm, can't complain. Thanks for asking man, you?
>>676759526
See you later, Mugi. No promises.
>>676758184
No one will answer the call ?
fine then, fu-fu, THAT'S BETTER !
i hereby claim my victory !!!
>rips eye-patch off
>>676760175
OHOOHOOO IM TAKING YOU TO FFFFFFLAVORTOWN
>>676760300
No one gives one, you fake eyepatch wearer.
>>676759492
A little abuse is good
It's character building
Just shoot up the school
>Die a hero or live long enough to become a zero
>>676759506
A-ahh...
The cuteness is too much...
>stares into her eyes and smiles
>hugs tighter
>>676759615
How many are we talking?
>>676759867
You paint?
That's a pretty good talent to have!
I like to write so I'll be working on some new stories
>C-could we possibly see your work?
Shits going down.
>>676760224
>fast
That's not my title to bear. Day has been quite boring, nothing to do, but eat leftovers from yesterday. So how are you? I'm sure your day was more interesting.
>>676760490
A couple a dozen of 'em.
>>676760224
Yep, how about you?
Turns out 4 chems isn't enough, silly me.
6 will suffice
>Fucking kill me
>>676760490
I have no reason to die. Just as i have no reason to live.
>>676760224
About the same, but with less heat and more tea
>>676760490
Most of my stuff is at my workroom / place.
When im there ill take a pic
>that's ofc if i remember to do so.
>>676759506
Thanks.
>>676758736
Did I do good
>>676760551
How so?
Sylvie last image get
>>676760490
No. No, fuck that weak shit.
>>676759492
You didn't deserve any of that. The ones who did it to you do, though. Come on, join us. We'll help you get them back.
>>676760465
a-agh.. how dare you , that eyepatch seals my immerse power !
