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Alright /b/ Civilization time. 5 men and 5 women. To get it started,

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Alright /b/ Civilization time.
5 men and 5 women.
To get it started, I pick the best choice. If there are more answers we go by 7 gets.
Retards will be ignored.
Go.
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>>676635652
Sacrifice the virgin to the tree gods by throwing them in the river.
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>>676635652
Dig water towards trees for a canal
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>>676635652
make the men kill the women so they can't repopulate and they all die cuz fuck humanity
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>>676635803
Chop down a tree and crucify her and.set it on fire.
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>>676631528
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>>676635652
They all kill Jake the homo
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>>676635892
Congrats we have a canal.
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>>676635652
They cut trees to build houses
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>>676636512
Men cut trees to build shelter while women forage for food and plant seeds
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>>676636512
Crucify the anti-christ, the man closest to the river
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After houses are built, sacrifice one man and one women, use wood to build monument in their honor, accessorize the monument with their bones and worship them as their Gods for years to come.
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>>676636512
Purge the jews
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>>676636512
Wild bear comes out the woods and attacks
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>>676637397
sacrifice the jews to bear
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>>676636477
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>>676637131
Purge fags like you.
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>>676637899
Purge the reactionaries
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>>676636742
>>676636845
The men have cut down a few trees to build 5 homes, implying the females will have to mate up to survive. Meanwhile the females have gone searching for food. They found a few hogs in the Forrest, but lacking a proper weapon and not being able to kill with their fists, they come back empty handed.
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>>676638159
Search for pointy rocks and large sticks, have the females tell a few men where the hogs were and hunt
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>>676638159
huts crush the nonbelievers
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>>676638556
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Search for stone to create tools
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>>676638159
Herd of hogs attack
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>>676638987
stop with this faggot ass shit.
Bears attack.
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>>676638159
use wood from the trees to make spears and firewood
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Hawkmen attack tribe with thermite explosives.
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>>676638159
White men bring order
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>>676639398
>>676638987
>>676638349
>>676637899
>>676636845
>>676636742
>>676635892

GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE.
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>>676638159
Females breed with boars
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>>676639933
Ayy, dubdubs
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>>676639899
>newfag trying to sound like an oldfag
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>>676639933
Dubs.
You have to do it OP. Otherwise you're a faggot.
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>>676638349
>>676638987
The men craft spears from fallen branches found in the Forest and sharpen them with stones. 3 men, now armed went to the location of the mentioned location where the hogs were,but find nothing. On their way back they find some berries though.
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>>676640121
File
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Begin excavation of the mighty hill fort Ælglef
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>>676640066
>dubdubs confirming dubdubs
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Also, starting to by 7 gets now. Ignoring retards.
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Skeletons arrives, the land was cursed!
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Send women to search for seeds and wild barely and wheat in order to cultivate also collecting berrries, for men, look for rocks and sticks and strong plants to make spears to kill pigs.
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>>676640164
Create a bonfire for warmth, cooking, and sacrificing
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>>676640337
>ignoring retards
>/b/
get the fuck out of my board
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>>676640164
>>676640121

Build a mound to appease sun god
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use sticks and plant material to make traps to capture hogs, while waiting make pens for hogs
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check here OP

>>676640311
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>>676640850

Fuck that, build a wooden idol of Eldrith Old Ones.
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>>676640543
Reroll
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Try to find seeds such as wheat or corn and plant them in the ground near the canal
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send men to hunt hogs while women make pens for pigs and search for plant food, like wild potatoes, onions, wheat, corn, etc
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this is about to be invaded
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>>676641250
nigger, these people aren't educated.
They worship things around them.
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>>676641801
dont warn them faggot . this is war
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>>676641801
at least line up the water faggot
jesus.
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>>676641978
>implying the water floats from the bottom of a hill to the top
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>>676641852

nigger, everyone knows about the things beyond
didn't you heard that one nigga in the village speaking weird shit about fish people?

REROLLING because that fag.
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>>676642135
>implying water comes from no where
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Orgy! Nao
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>>676640900
Going by dubs.

The men craft primitive traps for hogs, but with lack of any sort of bait they rely on the chance a hog stumbles into one and kills itself.

Meanwhile the females are fucking around doing nothing, some didn't even greet the males when they returned.
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Hogs invade in stampede. They devour half of the men, and rape the women
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>>676642647
Build sacrificial mound to appease sun gods.
Kill the virgin on a burning crucifix.
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>>676642647
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>>676641852
>>676642647

You see niggers? We could sacrafice couple of them whores and just breed with fishfolk.

I want my Dagon totem now.
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Look for barley, wheat, other possible cultivation crops, then have the males mate with the women in order to reproduce
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>>676642822

Damn, witnessed...
Fuck you sun gods tho...
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berries are bait man comeon>>676642647
also look for crop to grow and domesticate
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One male separates from the others In a makeshift canoe and heads down the river to explore
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you see 3 tanks roll over the northern hill
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America invades because oil was found below the village
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>>676643809
No we don't.
We want sacrificial mound to sun God. Fuck off.
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>>676643809
females prepare to mate with hot and muscular war dudes, my dudes
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>>676643809

kill ourselves as we are clearly not the white people in this scenario if we live in straw huts while someone else has tanks and thus we do not deserve to live.
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>>676643809
dig canal deeper and wider deeper to prevent tanks getting too close
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Build a temple for the Dark Lord.
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>>676644108
if all niggers could be like this....
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>>676643809
build a sharp wood wall
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>>676642957
The men find some wheat to domesticate, and started a small farm on the coast of the canal. Now we wait.

After the farming, the men go home and choose their women. They fuck and 3 of the 5 are now pregnant. They are unable to do much.
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have an orgy to increase the population
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>>676643809
make a deal with satan
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trump comes to town
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>>676644354
kill the two not pregnant women for being infertile
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>>676644354
invent feminism
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>>676644354
OP, dont be a faggot, put the tanks back
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since OP ignored the tanks, they draw closer to the river and take aim at the shit huts
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Call Batman for aid!
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>>676644783
tanks get squashed by angry sun god waiting for mound
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>>676644783
use water bending to wash the tanks into the river
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>>676644354
Create water mill to grind wheat
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>>676644783
I'm for the tanks derailing this thread.
Op you didn't deliver sacrifice to sun gods after a get.
You thread deserves to die in fire.
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>>676644327
The men use valuable resources to build a wall for defense again a nonexistent threat. At least they can sleep safer at night knowing they have a secure structure they can turn their back to.
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Sacrifice virgin to summon Muhammad.
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Rolling
all women are killed
all males convert to islam and have an anal fuck fest
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>>676645681
But still, prepare a Bat-sign for calling Batman if needed.
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>>676644974
Unfortunately sun gods are pissed at op for not delivering my get.
They'll just sit back and watch the eventual slaughter. Op you should have build a mound and sacrificed. Sun gods would have protected us.
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a disease wipes out all the women and the men fuck each other
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>>676646000
OH MY LAWD
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>>676646000
GG the island is fucked
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>>676645681
OP confirmed for faggot, accept the tanks at your doorstep
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>>676646000
Nice
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>>676646000
Trips.
Too bad op is a faggot. Didn't deliver sun God. Won't deliver this gold either.
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Touch little boys to summon the pope then rape the pope
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a tribe of black people fuck all the white women and kill all the white males. there will only be black people from now on
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a tank fires a warning shot at a house, and they demand the voluntary enslavement of your people
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Op is not delivering
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>>676646725
OP is scared of our tanks
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come, /b/ros, to our mighty nation thread

>>676645567
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>>676646725
I guess the sun god killed him out of anger for not acknowledging their existence
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