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So /b/ a random stray cat gave birth on my porch, and I built little shelter for them. The mom is blind in one eye or has 2 different colored eyes, and she gave birth to 3 kittens.
>one is orange
>other black and white
>and last is gray and white
69 Names orange
83 Names the black & white one
25 Names the gray one
inb4 "do something edgy to them"
Picture sucks because I don't want to get too close and get scratched by the mom cat.
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Don't be shy people on post at a time.
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>>676597968
Cardinal Fang
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Op is not a faggot this time.

Roll for Ernst Sauer
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>>676597968
Biggles
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Can we name one moot?
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Cancer
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>>676598683
Damn son
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Aww, name one faggot.
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>>676598706
If you roll it, it shall be.
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>>676598683
>nice

rolling for 'roger'
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>>676597968
How about, Spyro?
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gary
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mitten
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>>676597968
Schmoke
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tarquin, lord of the cocks
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>>676599024
oooooo nostalgia was so close.
Reroll?
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snacks
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>>676598683
BIGGLES
IT
IS
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>>676598683
Winrar
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Semen Demon
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Håndsåpe
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Norman
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gary wilmot
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Melvin
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Claude
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And then they got feline leukemia and died
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Call one boots
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kurt bacharach
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>>676597968
Rolling for kitty space mission.
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>>676597968
Che
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>>676599024
Reroll, spyro's a nice name
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>>676597968
Rolling for Judy
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alfonso bonzo
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Luci-fur
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>>676599667
rerolololol
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>>676599704
rerolling
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Boxxy/Catie
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Madara Uchiha
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>>676599845
Roll
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>>676598915
rolling for moot, hiro and boxxy.
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Biggles 2.0
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General Tso
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Quincy Hitler
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>>676599843
>drink bleach
Rolling for Judy Hopps
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Julius Gold
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Heretic
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Jeziz
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>>676600004
Fuck me.

Reroll
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Quavo
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Marzipan
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Gardfiel
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>>676599845
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Murdoc
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Fidel Castro
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>>676597968
OP, dude, you are awesome.

That has to be said and acknowledged.

You. Are. Awesome.
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Giuliez
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A Cat Called Horse
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>>676600042
Boxxy/Catie
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Nixon
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Semen
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keith
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Mastercard
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>>676600369
DING DING DING DING DING
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Niggerton Fitzfaggot
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>>676600492
Kek
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Smeghead
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>>676597968
you're a hero and a scholar

keep being bad ass OP.
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>>676597968
Zyzz
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Kylo Ren
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>>676599845
Rollin
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David Catperfield
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>>676597968
Feels good to know some people still are kind to animals like this, u made my day anon
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>>676599845
madara is a girl's name in Latvia
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Gandalf the Grey
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Bubbles
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>>676597968
Blacko.
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Tyrion
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Steely Cat
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Peter
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Jenkem
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Beast
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Racist
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roll for moot
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Purrvert
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>>676600845
Reroll
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Muhammed
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Catflap
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>>676597968
Ginger if 69
Lost Cause if 25
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>>676601217
Reroll
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It has to be moot.
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moot it is
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Grey Smoke Monster
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Ahmed
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Keem
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Jugem-Jugem Poop Throwing Machine Shin-chan’s Day Before Yesterday Underwear Shinpachi’s Life Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider One Thirds Pure Feeling Two Thirds Worried-Over-A-Hangnail Feeling Though Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It? I Know The Unknown The Cuttlefish Tastes Kind Of Different Than It Did Last Time Because It Was Caught Near The Pond And Served With Oil From A Hoofed Mammal, Pepepepepepepepepepepe Take Care From Here On In Please And Finally The End Runny Diarrhea.
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25 is still up for grabs.
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>>676602064
Roll
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>>676601589
reroll
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>>676597968
Oh and anon. If you're legit, good job man.
Planning on keeping the kittens? What about their mother cat? Too wild to be kept or do you just let them hang outside your house?
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Jamal
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Are you keeping them?
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>>676597968
Made me smile seeing someone helping out the mother and her kin, good on you anon.

I'll roll, diamond.
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>>676602064
Do itttt
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>>676602294
If they stick around I guess ill keep them. There gonna be outside cats tho. imma go see if I can get a close picture.
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Punjab
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>>676597968
Rolling for Schrödinger
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>>676603214
>>676602294
She hissed
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Jackie
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>>676603721
Rerolling
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>>676603721
Yes! Rerolling
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Antonio
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Dio Brando
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>>676597968
Ravioli
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>>676603781
Yeah, I'd just give her a can of tuna from a distance
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>>676603781
she is very protective of her kittens. give her a little space.
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>>676599037
Roll
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Clitoris
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>>676605012
Reroll
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Stabby
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danny devito
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>>676603781
That cat has seen some shit.
Could build trust if you leave them some water and food if you didn't already.
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>>676597968
Impacted bowels
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Groot
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>>676605169
Omg :')
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Donald
No one can stump the Trump
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Ajax
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>>676597968
Fonzi Gestapo Rodriguez
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>>676597968
This is a very good thing to do OP, given that you don't slaughter the poor bastards.
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Dogmeat
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baldur
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Thanos
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>>676605171
already did
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Hank scorpio
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Benadryl
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G-spot
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>>676597968
Make them sketties, and kill best babbeh
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Pleb
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Snoop dog
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>>676597968
Doug the Dog
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Sub zero
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jam
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>>676597968
Shlabadoss
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Gary
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>>676597968
FAGGOT BURN THOSE PIECES OF SHIT
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Jeff Goldblum
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Hate
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Scar
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Curry
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scabies mcbleachcunt
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>>676606053
You should burn
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Prolapsed anus
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Dog
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good job
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Superman
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Fartface Lucifer the third
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>>676597968
Breakfast lunch and dinner
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cooking fat
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Beavis
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Rimjob
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Mickles
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Rengar
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Cranberry Fingers
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derrigible
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Gj :)
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Lucipurr
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Chicken fried rice
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Let's roll this shit.
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Pringles
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nigger
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>>676597968
Bob
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Nigger cunt
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Black nigger
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Eisenhower
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Sand nigger
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Butthole
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>>676607125
Winrar
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>>676607125
Winrar
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Nigger Dick
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WELP ITS OVER FOLKS
>>676598683
Black & white one is now
Biggles
>>676600369
Orange one is
Boxxy
>>676607125
And the gray one is
Chicken Fried Rice
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>>676603721
Rerolling
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Rolling for Sebastian Michaelis
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Pussy
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>>676607819
Wheoever rolled Chicken Fried Rice, fuck you.
Now the poor cat has to deal his whole life hearing that fucking stupid name.
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>>676597968
Rolling for Niggerkitty
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Desu chan
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>Not doing anything despicable to stray kittens
I've lost my faith in humanity
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CFR sounds kinda cool tho
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>>676608591
And I've regained it you asshole!
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>>676597968
Niek
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Got any cheap catfood just lying around? I'm sure mom is hungry.

Also rolling for Scooter for any of the babbies.
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>>676608591
such edges
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>>676608625

Stop it.
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>>676607819
I secrectly hope they stick around and you'd post pics of them again in future. Chances are I'd just miss the thread tho..
God speed mommy cat and kittens. You did good anon.
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>>676603781
I had a one-eyed feral cat living under my house my last year in college. Pretty sure he lost his eye in a fight with a skunk. I started feeding him and he'd wait by the back door for me to come home from class everyday for lunch, and if I left the door open he'd watch me make his food, but he would never come in or let me touch him.
College towns always have lots of feral cats cause assholes get a cute kitten then leave it there when they graduate.
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>>676597968
Should have poured a big pot of boiling water on all of them. Fuck stray cats.
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>>676597968
You are a true saint for helping these lil guys out.
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>>676610128
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>>676610135
How's middle school? You fag ass 12 yr old.
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>>676610135
Fuck you....fuck you in the goat ass you edgy little autist.
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>>676610135
perhaps you forget that 4chinz helped find that nigger that poured the boiling water on the cat a couple of months ago. He ended up in jail.
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>>676597968

Name the grey one "Cherno Alpha" please
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>>676610781
Rolling for this
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>>676610830

Come on, the name is awesome, I'm close !
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>>676610781
roll
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>>676610633
Perhaps not all people are retarded fucking morons that do things on camera. Fuck you and fuck your stray cats.
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>>676610128
cuteness and sadness overload.
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OP DESERVES A GOOD LONG BLOWJOB
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The Empurror
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>>676611153
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>>676610781
roll with me brothers !
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