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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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s/fur
Scales or fur or whatever, all creatures are hawt edition
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>>676509600
Acceptable
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God I hate that fucking captcha. Street signs are the worst shit. Legacy captcha ftw
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Hey kitty, let's fuck!
>Meow
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>>676509600
How about next time we be a bit more decisive.
>>676509692
ma nigga
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>>676509747
>How about next time we be a bit more decisive.

Yeah sorry about that, I suck at starting threads.
>B-but I can't decide, so much neat stuff all over the place
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>>676508311
>file faggot
ugh
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>>676509986
SS
Heh
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>>676509986
Just busting your balls dude, it's all good.
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Hold me closer Tony danzaa~

heh.
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>>676509644
>But what do I know? I'm a night guard.
You mean that in like a metaphorical sense or you're a literal night guard at some place? Totally agree with you on all what you've said tho.
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>>676510150
>Just busting your balls dude, it's all good.
Yeah I know dude, but you're still right anyway
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>'Murrica
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>>676510298
I work security at a gated community.
It blows. But it's better than retail.
I'm... Talented at writing but I don't really have a passion for anything. So I do nothing.
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>>676510531
>I wonder if the paintballs in her guns are cum bullets.
>porn thinking
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>>676510531
FUCK YEAH!
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>>676510644
>It blows. But it's better than retail.
Yeah fuck retail, people are all a bunch of dickheads. I didn't do hardcore retail like in a supermarket but in a small shop, and no I hate everybody. Are people in gated communities so snobbish like one would expect or are they actually nice richfags. I found that the richer the people are the dickier they are too, usually. But may be different for you.
>I'm... Talented at writing but I don't really have a passion for anything. So I do nothing.
Lacking passion sucks mad ass.
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>>676510414
Yep. And it's also the best relationship advice I can give as well. being indecisive around a chick is a huge no-no.
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>>676510719
That ..makes actually sense. Naughty grill
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>>676510016
I sure do like cubs
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>>676510980
>being indecisive around a chick is a huge no-no.

True that. I usually know very well what I want and can express that, -but this is furry porn. Very important stuff. Being indecisive about furry porn around a chick is an even bigger no-no tho.
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>>676510964
Meh, most aren't but those that are, are major dickheads. And it's maybe 1/25 people that give me trouble. But honestly security is a lot easier than most people think. If I can do it, I figure anyone but the most spineless or hot tempered could do it.
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>>676510964
Dude my job is probably the worst level of retail. I work in a gas station with a bunch of Punjab indians, My manager only cares about upsales and is fucking useless at teaching me anything useful, I'm working minimum wage and for only this last week because when I got the job my first two weeks were "unpaid experience" despite me having already worked for the same company in a different station for around a year.
>>676511325
This is true, especially when they offer to draw it for you.
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>>676511041
Heh. See? Creativity!
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>>676511383
>But honestly security is a lot easier than most people think.
I guess so, but if shit's going down you're right in fucking front of it. Would make me anxious as fuck. Well, depending if you're behind some bullet proof glass or wandering around or whatever
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>>676511683
what's for desert?
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>>676511418
I worked in a department store. It was fucking awful. But not because of the customers or co-workers. Naah, even in the upscale place I landed, it wa s aggravating but rewarding.
But my 'Boss' oh fuck. Russian-polack sow she was.
>worked there for years so she knew she was pretty much untouchable
>clearly had favorites
>talked down to everyone including customers
>called people stupid and straight out asked me several times if I actually completed school
>would call other people who were clearly busy to deal with customers who asked her specifically for help.
I could go on but my migrane is already building.
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>>676511248
>new IP
Files? Haven't you left in last thread? Go back to sleep.
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>>676511418
>I work in a gas station with a bunch of Punjab indians
That really does suck ass, fuck. So do you also hate everybody now?

>>676511418
>This is true, especially when they offer to draw it for you.
Which happens all the time with chicks outside of furry cons. Actually, I had one chick drawing some porn for me, but I've known that grill for a long time. Talking about furry porn in a bar may not be the best idea, even when decisive about it.

That same grill had some guy, I shit you not, in a fedora and everything asking her if she would be up for diaper play. Like the complete cliché of such a dude, but he had balls asking 'er just like that I give him that.
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>>676511822
Some eggs
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>>676511683
It's nerve-racking at times but as long as you follow your job to the letter and have quick thinking skills, it's gold.
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>>676512024
I'm just some random bloke who likes to encourage the posting of cubs, okay?
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>>676512129
Lewd.
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Have any bondage feral?
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>>676512190
I was about to go anyway.
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>>676511974
>I could go on but my migrane is already building.
Yeah can imagine such a boss, they are the worst. Give people a little power and they show you their true face, it's awful
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>>676511974
Sounds like the show "are you being served." almost.
>>676512031
Only the manager and the Fijiian Indians who give me shit at work (they're racist af to Punjab Indians). My co workers are actually really cool otherwise.

Of course. I could have gone with porn, but I'm just getting a pic of my fursona done instead since I lack the talent to do it myself. And this chick was dating a dude who was absolutely the girl in the relationship between them. If it weren't for his failed attempt at facial hair I would have thought he was legitimately a sissy or some shit like that. Then again, they did break up because he fucked a dude I've mentioned a few times now. The guy who took my scotch.
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>>676510644
I write novels. Keeps me going. Fantasy mainly with humans, anthros etc.
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>>676512129
my fucking sides...gone now. this shit made my night sir
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>>676512579
>. Then again, they did break up because he fucked a dude I've mentioned a few times now. The guy who took my scotch.

Lol wat, full circle. Yeah I don't know all these stories yet, I'm still very new to furry in general and ignored these threads for a long time. So you might have mentioned stuff lots of times but I don't know most yet
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>>676512822
Funnily enough I didn't find out about that until long after I stomped on him pretty thoroughly Eh I've only started posting and chatting since last weekend. I'm becoming more of a talkative regular now. Mostly because of Space shark dude.
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>>676512697
Noice, yeah I've stocked up on egg porn because that's yet another of my fetishes. Fucking internet, srsly
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>>676512617
LEWD!!
>sounds fun.

>>676512579
Sounds familiar but god I wish I quit sooner.

>>676512372
She apparently made several new workers cry and quit regularly. She was a horrid sow and I hope only the worst for her.

She was actually surprised and offended when one guy actually yelled at her when she scolded him while he was helping a customer. Eugh.
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>>676513124
i wasn't expecting that at all, i was expecting some shit "lol the cheetah grill lelw kill me" but fucking eggs lol
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>>676512634
Deer in bondage is hot
It's makes me want to bondage fuck a real deer
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>>676513308
>barbs, HUGH DYK
No thank-you!
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>>676513086
>Eh I've only started posting and chatting since last weekend. I'm becoming more of a talkative regular now. Mostly because of Space shark dude.

Ah kay den, yeah it's been a few days for me that I started actually talking. Got into furry stuff like half a year ago, same with vore and other things. In the beginning I thiugh that it's weid talking about random stuff while posting metric shittonnes of furry porn. But it actually makes sense, in a way. Also weird that this doesn't actually feel lots like /b/ even though it is on fucking /b/. Occasionally it does, but usually not. Weird world, but I like it.
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>>676513193
Yeah rena
i will also bump with rena
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>>676513480
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>>676513278
>"lol the cheetah grill lelw kill me"
kek
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Better?
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>>676513557
Nice one
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>>676513156
My manager is just the same. Apparently the longest person working there since he became the manager is just under a year.
>>676513471
Exactly. It's not my first time regularly posting in threads like this but it's still all good. Heaven forbid I become a tripfag or avatarfag again.

Anywho I'm going to bounce. I'm going to enjoy my latest free game, courtesy of Origin's On the House.
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>>676513765
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>>676513436
and thats why we get a bad rep...this shit right here...everybody look at our autism...spot light please
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>>676513156
I suck at drawing so writing turned out to be my thing. Try it, I know I wouldnt be alive without it.
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>>676513695
>Anywho I'm going to bounce. I'm going to enjoy my latest free game, courtesy of Origin's On the House.
Do that buddy, have fun. But, call me a newfag, but what's an avatarfag?
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>>676513779
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>>676513959
Someone who posts pics of the same thing to show emotions when posting. Using an Avatar essentially.
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>>676513959
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>>676513984
Mmmm. Dem spikes.
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>>676514115
Ah I see. That'd be WAY to much work for me. Sounds quite autistic too, but I get why one would want to do that.
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God I need to find a way to organize my collection. Can't find shit anymore and it's growing fast
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Moar sharks :3
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>>676514344
Kek, guess we're gonna get fucking flooded with Zootopia r34. Want to watch that movie sometime tho, not even because of furry but in general.
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>>676513836
Kek. I actually have no attraction at all to real animals, but from 0 to full on bondage fucking a deer? Duude. Whatever floats the goat, I guess
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>>676514690
lol
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>>676514861
...YUCKIEZ
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>>676514839
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>>676514839
Those Digimon or Pokemon? Never watched any of them.
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>>676514951
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>>676515101
they are Digimon namely Renamon from the third Digimon Season
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>>676515125
>filename
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>>676514127
Underrated post tbh.
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>>676515302
that post is a bit....rapey
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>>676515241
There many fuckable Digimon? I like that Gardevoir chick from pokemon too, guess it was the first *mon I've wanted to fuck
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i pray 2 allah everyday so that h3 may shut down tese topics.... they are cancer
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>>676515241
>>676515413
yep there are some like Angewomon,
zephirmon
Lilymon
and many more
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>>676515231
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>>676515302
>>676515342

:)
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>>676515455
i pray to Odin for more threads to continue...these threads continue...who's religion is right?
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>>676515386
What did you expect in a thread with a guy who wants to bondage fuck a deer kek. Here's some non-rapey 69
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>>676515501
Yes yes, I might investigate that matter
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>>676515542
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>>676515597
The logic is mighty strong with this one
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>>676515643
didn't say it was bad...just had to adjust my mind to "rapey"
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>>676515690
good choice
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>>676515611
I love the silhouette of the dude checking his phone in the background.
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>>676515823
Yes, please.
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>>676515926
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>>676515987
Cute, love the piercings although they would be mighty unpractical
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>>676515920

Who the hell gets popsicles with creamy filling?
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>>676516149

I dunno. I've seen worse.
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>>676515823

autism
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>>676516201
Love the face of the grill with the blue hair. Those teeth and all, neato
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>>676516353
You hurt me emotionally.
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>>676516353

Wait, it's male?
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>>676516365
Wat, did not expect dick. But okay, there's still shark grill
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>>676516479
thats exactly what i was thinking...like bro...
>mfw i see this comic now
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>>676516568

Part het threeways never quite fit in anywhere.
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>>676516147
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>>676516714
kek
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>>676516663
I quit.
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>>676516584

...WELL? ARE YOU? FUCKING FAG
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>>676516714
Wut
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>>676516774
Nooooooo! Don't leave meeee!
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>>676516816
went from faggotry to bologna body...jesus
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>>676517039
XD

This artist tho.

Crap in a hat, how do we see all the posts by a user again? I don't even know who I'm talking to...
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>>676517039
Yeah weird, this had so fucking much potential
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>>676517039
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>>676517185
nice
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>>676517185
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>>676517253
Go on...
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>>676517424
cute
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>>676517344
Mmm. That mouth.
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>>676517459
I don't have anymore.
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>>676517344
Well, that was fast. Still very nice
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>>676517576
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Shark furries.....
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>>676517640
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>>676517678

*Scalies
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>>676517548
oral by a shark ... nothing against sharks but i guess i found an appropriate fleshlight to simulate a shark mouth ... a blender ...joke aside i would be quite ... how to put it anxious for my dick
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>>676517888

Clearly fur on >>676516714
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>>676517888

I don't care what they're called, I just want them to die.
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>>676517640
very nice
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>>676518071
lol i like that cartoon
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>>676518061
Oh jeez yes. But such an adrenaline rush.
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>>676518061
>how to put it anxious for my dick

danxious, dickxious. Yeah no, no simulated shark mouth for me. I'll just eat sushi or something
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>>676518066

*Eyeroll*
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>>676518215
And only once. That's the flaw in that plan
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>>676518066
kek I didn't even see that before. That makes it even more wat
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>>676518376
True
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>>676518560
Also a nice wat image
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>>676518632
Someone else make a new thread. I still can't decide and am going for a smoke
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>>676518781
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shitpost.
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new thread?
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>>676521312
Sure, let's do this
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>>676521678
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