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Doctor barry you are needed
Dom, I promised
TRAUMA
I'd touch a dude.
>tfw you will never get shot
>>676468009
>frozen
>tfw you will never be touched by Roy
woah
saved that in a heartbeat
sasuga
I'm channeling the spirit of Dom and touching your tail, Demos.
>>676468110
My Army friend got shot 3 times. Be glad you don't
>>676468238
The veggies are anyhow. I can cook Dev
jk im not aight i want 2 die but who doesnt lmao
outdoors/public stuff is hot yo
especially beach and poolside things
>tfw you will never shoot bandages
>>676468503
maybe if i join the army i can just become NUCLEAR IM WILD and then ill die
>>676468581
>tfw eisen will never shoot you
who is eisen
>>676468088
You son of a bitch.
Eisen is still around? I thought he left forever
I love you my sweet pure angel.
>>676468503
Sorry, should have been specific. Chicken was cooked improperly as well :3
>>676468721
No dying allowed, Chicken decrees it so.
>>676468919
Well, at least I have food.
I haven't left this place for more than a couple months since like 2013 but ily too
Sarah?
>>676468841
>>676469156
i really want 2 tho
>sarah
Has it really been that long? At least I'm not forgotten. <3
oh my god luna no
>>676469418
No you don't. You just think you do. Whatever is giving you grief will pass. I've been there dude, made palns and everything. I don't wish it on anyone.
No dying.
Come by more often <3
>>676469418
Don't be so edgy.
>>676469393
That shit doesn't work on me.
devnull no
anyway eisen ilu I'm out fam gtg maybe I'll stop by later
>>676469810
tfw no future
Later sweetie
>>676469938
Just stick around for chicken ok?
>>676470331
no promises
i like turkey more than chicken
>>676470592
If I find out you died, I'll fucking kill you.
>>676470526
stop posting pics of you holding your small dick through your fuckin underwear it's gayer than most of the shit in this thread
>>676470801
Chicken thighs were on sale so I baked 10
>>676470881
Lol alright buddy calm down.
>>676471135
fuck you telling me to calm down only makes me more pissed you fucking cunt
I like sniffing. Why is that.
>>676471284
Nibi?
>>676471284
Well that's not my intention, I'd prefer to not piss anyone off but if its so easy to get you angry then I guess it's on you.
>all these yuurikin pictures
>>676471643
Not Nibi
>>676471825
It was halfway a joke.
>>676471752
yuurikin is good shit right there (right there)
>>676471980
I know, I almost made a similar one but you beat me to it.
>>676471309
pheromones make whoever you are attracted to smell good depending on how attracted you are to them. So if you like someone a lot they will smell amazing, especially when they start sweating.
>>676472125
You wanna talk bud? You ok?
>>676472125
I agree
>>676472172
That explains a couple of things...
>>676472284
bout to be ok thanks drugs
dude i drank some nice drugs the other day i think i'm still high lol
>>676468009
would consume
>>676472172
> Human pheromones
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone#Humans
>>676472699
Tomorrow's should be better if I don't eat it first
>select all the bikes!
>>676473361
i do not see any bikes in this picture
>>676473589
Nope. That's me camping
>roy hates me
>>676473730
there are then 0 bikes to select
There are evolutionarily conserved receptors for pheromones and that's as far as solid documentation goes. If humans are affected by other's pheromones then their effect is minute.
Don't start. I get enough of that as it is.
>>676473916
Correct. You passed the test.
>>676473361
tfw you will never have a gay camping trip with your bf
>>676473946
thank you for remaining open minded in these trying times of passive-aggressive meta-ironic derision
>>676474178
The warning doesn't work if you've already pulled off the threat.
trust chet he is a scienctist
>>676474369
that isn't a thread
>>676474436
i do not trust people based on that premise alone
t*
>>676474178
Let's go camping!
rather that isn't THE threat, i was just so distracted by nick wilde's feet
>>676474369
>tfw no bf
>>676474655
I doubt we live near eachother.
He has super cute toes.
>>676474655
I want to fuck him so bad :(
he does but also the quality of that animation
>>676474868
Well, the sentiment was supposed to be nice at least.
>>676474346
What?
His dexterity with his toes is more impressive to me.
>>676475116
If we went camping it'd be romantic and I'd probably get hella horny.
>>676475176
may i help you
never been a foot guy but i'm kind of reconsidering it
>>676475302
I could live with that
Don't really care for human feet but I love doggie paws.
>>676475586
Good. I want to try bottoming
gross, all of you
>>676475800
Attract all the bears
yea okay i can get behind that
i am NOT gross
>>676476446
skinny tops tho
>>676476605
Well, I'm otter so deal with that tonight
>>676476819
otter is perfect tier
>>676475314
Yes it's late and I can't hear tone through text so I don't know what you're saying.
>>676477310
i was commending you for accepting certain things about human pheromones instead of deriding them entirely
>>676477422
I admitted there are vestigial components and that's it because we can actually observe them. Tbh it borders on the ridiculous. I think people are assuming if you like, say, the smell of musky man-meat then it's some kind of pheromone signal that's attracting you.
Not that I'd particularly want to lick dog paws or something. I just find them aesthetically pleasing.
>>676477422
What should I make tomorrow night?
furry dog guy paws, definitely. not real dog paws though.
hmmmmmmmmmmm................
Nah, real dog paws. Who doesn't like licking dirty sandpaper?
>>676478826
Dirty, possibly poo crusted sandpaper to that end.
>Thread
You can't lick fictional dog paws, silly.
>>676479207
Feeling better?
>>676479377
higher you may say
>>676479487
Better than sad
>>676479719
yes
I can lick whatever I want to.
Lick your elbow.
I wish I would've met you
Now it's a little late
What you could've taught me
I could've saved some face
They think that your early ending
Was all wrong
For the most part, they're right
But look how they all got strong
>>676479953
Good
I want luxray
Like the people who insist on drinking raw milk, you'll all suffer the consequences.
Pasteurization is wrong. Just like vaccination.
>>676480771
I don't want to lick that
>>676480899
Why
>>676481089
Pussy.
Fuck off.
Calling what is clearly vulpine a canine is also wrong
>>676481200
lick it
>>676481089
Lick taint.
>>676480795
Hey Snarf, hey.
Never said he was canine.
>>676481330
Not in the mood for fish.
>>676481457
Hey Chicken.
>>676480910
night fams
>tfw no bf to sleep with
oh boy
first day at office work
am i excited
>>676482046
Goodnight.
>>676481922
How suggestive.
>>676482046
It's overrated. They complain about you taking up too much space.
>>676482046
Good night bruddah
>>676482183
Be cool baby
I still need to finish the rest of Rivery Gerald's great adventure.
>>676482302
Me? Never.
>>676482046
hey bandages
bye bandages
>>676482302
never had this happen tbh
>>676482386
im so cool my hands feel frozen
>>676482046
Night.
Never fear for I am here, with beer.
>>676482515
It's Geralt you moron.
SNARF
>>676482723
How are you
Then I'll be on my way out.
Goodnight, all.
>>676482643
How are you feeling? Better?
>>676482723
You been causing trouble in snarfland?
>>676482940
Hey, you have a boyfriend. Don't be flirting.
>>676482942
Night, stranger
nigth
>>676483002
i only slept 4 hours because
well
civ V
Fucking faggots
lol
Hi fags
>>676482848
Frosh.
>>676482940
Hey Luc. Good, making plans with the BF for Weds before bed. How're you?
>>676483121
If that's flirting to you then I'd hate to see what real flirting would be in your eyes.
>>676483391
Fine. Found a whole bunch of gameboy games. Been selling more stuff lately too.
gtg
8 hours of torment yay let's do this
im so ready
cya guys have a nice day evening and other times
>>676483552
Hey yall. New to the thread. Been lurking at post like these for a while. Nice to meet all over you!
>>676482778
Gerald.
>>676483728
Oh, finally found a BDSM partner?
>>676483258
It's why I don't play a lot of games. Still happens with guitar though>>676483728
Laters.
>>676483864
Sounds a bit lewd.
>>676483308
hey betch
>>676483864
hi
>>676483864
Okay then.
>>676484145
Take it how you want to cutie.
>>676483552
Nice. Anything good in that stash?
>>676484490
So how was everyone's days?
I just got off work and I'm do beat.
>>676484490
Maybe I'll take *you* how I want to.
>>676484835
Well all that depends. hehe
>>676484702
I found out that I should be getting an interview pretty soon.
>>676483552
Nice, I'd still want to buy a NES from you but money is tight
>>676484702
Tired too. Not smoking angry cigarettes because I'm NOT ANGRY
>>676485261
Well good shit! Where at? And what do you do for work?
>>676484607
Mostly puzzle games but I scored Gargoyles quest for the game boy in pretty much mint condition.
Payed $27 for 14 GB games, a GBA with one game and 2 game boy light things (one was completely fucked though)
>>676485362
Well, I sold that NES a while a go but I always have another lying around.
>>676485234
Depends on what?
>>676485362
I just had to quit smoking because the location I am at i have to go down 15 flights of stairs to go smoke.
>>676485510
A solar energy place and currently I'm "unemployed" but I do trade and invest.
>>676485599
Well first of all nice dubs! So I guess I have to give you a few brownie points to start off with. Just for fun.
>>676485576
I'm hoping to get some cash together soon. If I do, I'll shoot some your way if you still can get excitebike thrown in there
>>676485711
>I'm totally having angry cigarettes
>>676485952
Oh nice. I do futures, butterfly, and options for my trades and investments. I also buy land in the swamps around here waiting for then to because residential land.
>>676486162
Unfortunately excite bike was one of the ones that went.
I might have another copy. Not too sure right off the top of my head.
>>676486162
Well I want one but I don't like smoking alone anyways. It makes me feel lonelier. You know?
>>676485998
You didn't answer the question. What's it gonna take to get in your pants?
>>676486516
Sorry hun. Some things take time and a little work to get into the unlocked door ! So rawr
>>676486276
Futures and options are excellent. Butterfly spreads are gross tbh - I've never been able to make money off those.
>>676486776
What if I just pick you up, toss you on the bed, and pull down your pants?
>>676486397
It's a great game so I understand it selling. Once I get the skrill I'll ask what you have. Glad you're turning some product though! Sitting on stock is frustrating
>>676486483
I do and I am.
>>676486821
You have to be taking a lot of time to do research to get good at them hehe. I lost the time so now it's mostay futures puts and options.
I guess being a cook for disney takes most my time away.
>>676487030
Hehe thats cute. My ex girlfriend did that to me. There is a reason she is my ex hehe. Not much of a sub sorry cutie pie
Snarf left?
>>676484418
Oh hey gurrrl hey
>>676486821
That sounds intense. I'm just happy if bike wheels are straight and there's no air in brake lines
>>676487048
It's not too bad so long as some of the stuff sells.
I get to play with it in the mean time. Stuff I get super cheap I can hang onto for a while.
Like I got Mega Man X2 for $3.99. I'm not in any rush to sell it.
>>676487096
I mean, if you just want theta, why not do iron condors or a bull/bear vertical spread?
You cook for Disney? How does that work?
>>676485576
The only Gameboy games I remember are Pokemon, Tetris, and that one Mario with the frog villain.
>>676487418
Busy reading shit.
at a theme park, i'd presume
>>676487030
But just to make your day a little better hun I am naked in my bed laying here hehe.
>>676487403
How else does one express the need... The need for D..
>>676487471
Say what now?
>>676487418
Who is this now?
>>676487529
Right on.
>>676487882
I'm a cook at the California grill at the contemporary resort. One the the finest dining locations in florida. And it works well. I hate bull puts. I did all the research and some how I keep fucking them up.
>>676487946
That Mario game is Mario 2 for the NES.
>>676488285
>California grill
>Florida
>>676488032
Are you in a sexy pose?
Just by the way guys I go by blargs. I forgot to introduce my self.
>>676488285
Can I get a discount for Goofy's Kitchen?
>>676488183
I'm a bike mechanic. Bicycles, not motorcycles
>>676488642
Not really just on my back. Legs spread out, and relaxing after a rough day heh.
>>676488805
Seems the last place to have a restaurant called the California grill
>>676488725
Get NS then Blargs, otherwise you're just anon
>>676488271
Same fag
Old name fag
DatFaggot
>>676487946
Get dat rump ready to hump!
>>676488733
>>676489031
It is based off of California style cooking.
>>676489073
What is ns?
>>676489137
Oh, I know of you. Saw you on here before
>>676489296
No se
>>676489150
Is there a shortage of avocados and fish tacos in Florida?
>>676488285
Oh I see.
Bull put spreads are easy. First of all, you should check the probability of the underlying ending at or below the sold put's strike price and of course do them where there's a significant amount of resistance at a certain price point. But right now is a bit difficult to do bull/bear vertical spreads given the volatility as of late.
It's name sync, I was kidding
Hey guys quick question do you guys smoke grass?
>>676488789
Oh, I see. Does it get your 'wheels spinning'?
>>676488970
Sounds pretty hot. Mind if I take a peek?
>>676489469
It's hard to really do anything stock related. Every single stock is dealing with the macroeconomics of China and with this next election it has ruined this year for any stock holders. It is hard to make any real judgment
>>676489822
I have been known to partake in the Michael Jackson on occasion.
>>676489388
Ok
Who am I?
Whoooo are you? Whohoohoho
>>676489938
I never mind people watching or touchin hehe as long as you don't try to go to far!
>>676489822
Why?
>>676490010
I don't think it so much has to do with China as it does the start of the earnings recession, somewhat lofty valuations, the oil price (and general commodity) plunge, and Europe being shit as always.
>>676489137
Hunnibuns! What happened to NS?
>>676490379
What if I fondle your balls for a bit?
>>676489938
I enjoy it, yes. It's very zen. Especially building a wheel set
>>676490291
I'm Chicken
>>676490848
Does it spin you right round, baby?
>>676490823
Puppy's never mind that hehe. Sounds like funs!
>>676490786
Turned it off to tell you I was talking shit about you but have you think its not me telling you?
>>676490786
Ok
>>676491054
So you're saying you're like a puppy?
>>676491048
Until I bust a knuckle or the phone rings
>>676491500
Well no really. But nothing makes me happier to be called a good boy and patted on the head hehe.
>>676491773
Oh, I've always wanted to do that but while cuddling.
>>676491730
That's not part of the song.
>>676492075
I wasn't feeling singy
>>676491431
Ok.
>>676492001
Hehe. My big issue this week is my girlfriends family is in town so I'm all stressed and I don't get to do anything to help with stress from her. I just got promoted, and life's changing a lot for me in good ways but, it's just weird you know I'm freaking out mentally. For like no reason at all
>>676492310
You must sing.
>>676490496
As a young weed i grew up in an abusive and violent home were mom weed beat dad weed and dad weed beat me but one day i was cought with grass in my backpack and my mom smoked it and the violence stopped and it is my life goal to make sure that every weed smokes grass
Sorry it took long to post
>>676492424
That's no good. Is that why you came here - to find a big strong man to help you through your difficult time?
Also, girls are gross. Why even?
>>676492427
Sing it for the boys,
Sing it for the girls
Every time you lose it sing it for the world!
>>676492761
Hehe honestly no. Just to find people to talk to and get my mind off of it. (Plus I never turn down some rubbing and cuddling. Hehe).
And honestly I like girls a lot more.
>>676493001
But girls got that nasty fish stank.
I'd be happy to cuddle you mr. Disney man.
>>676492841
Is that this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZLBZ3eD7wI
>>676493254
Well rawrs. I wouldn't mind that one bit.
>>676487946
I like this because the artist actually knows musculature
>>676493722
Only if you've been a good pup.
>>676493852
I have I promise! I've been really good and done what I'm told. <tail starts to tilt slowly upwards as his whole body perks with it.
make a new thread
>>676494379
no u
>>676494270
You sure about that? If I were to check, would I hear any different?
>>676494439
No you!
>>676494576
no u
>>676494548
Yep yep. I promiseses.
>>676493690
Sure, why not
>>676494778fine new thread
>>676494656
Okay then. Do you want to lie on my lap?
