Daily TayTay Swizzle thread.
Song Of The Day: The Last Time (feat Gary Lightbody) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuijXg8wm28
>>676367093
shut it shill
sagea
>Daily reminder that TayTay got blacked by B.o.B
I work in a hotel and few days ago i walked into a room to clean as there was no do not disturb sign on the door, To my shock in front of me on the Bed was Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss going at it, I was a bit disappointed as it was like watching two skeletons bump and grind and poor Calvin Harris in the corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth banging his head with his fist angrily, I closed the door and left in a hurry hoping that they had not noticed.
This will forever remind me to knock before i enter a room.
>>676367343
she loves the nigger dick...
>>676367525
especially B.o.B's
taytay thread hijack kek
>>676367093
You did it early?
>>676368016
Ah shit I didn't realize I clicked post already.
I usually type it out a few minutes before but accidently clicked post I guess.
Anyway hey how was your Easter?
>>676368157
End well this will not.
At least this proves one thing, shitposter literally comes to /b/ and waits around for the Taytay thread in anticipation of shitposting in it
>>676368374
Are you surprised?
>>676368085
kek
Hope you had a nice easter from taytay and B.o.B
>>676368236
Pretty good.
And yours?
>>676368374
>>676368447
i was here already was just laughing at the other thread >>676361527
>>676368500
Was pretty chill actually though nothing really special.
>>676368447
Strangely enough I though I would be, yet I'm not.
This just further proves how empty the shitposter's life is. I mean, I don't even get here until it's the usual time the thread starts, yet shitposter gets here early for it.
He's more dedicated to shitposting in here than I am in posting here.
>>676368694
Yeah, nothing special over at my house either.
We had like spaghetti and shrimp or whatever for dinner. Which I guess counts as seafood and staying away from meat
>>676368733
Hey dude's dedicated I knew that.
>>676368930
>staying away from meat
You're supposed to do that? We had meat, twice haha.
>>676367093
Why do you keep doing these threads? She's ugly and annoying
>>676368958
I wonder if he'd commit suicide if we ever actually did stop these threads.
i mean, this is clearly a big chunk of his life, what would he do with all his free time then?
>>676369175
It's fun.
How was your easter?
>>676368733
>>676368958
>shitposter
>shitpost's taytay spam every day on /b/
kek
oh the autism! shouldn't you be adding some more devices guys?
>>676369152
I dunno if you're supposed to stay away from meat for Easter Sunday or just Good Friday, but my family usually only has seafood for those days.
>>676369175
ah so this is another of their multiple devices kek
>>676369302
He'd need to find a new hobby sure.
Anyway did you see Tay's newest instagram post?
I'm happy we got something because I was scared she wouldn't even post anything for easter.
>>676369302
i wonder if you would commit suicide if a mod came in here and confirmed its just two guys shitposting using multiple devices?
>>676369604
The egg stuff? Yeah.
Met a Swiftie over on /tv/ who makes and has loads webms of Taytay and got this
>>676367093
god tier song
she needs to do a rock/alternative album ASAP
>>676369487
Eh the only holiday I celebrate is December 13th.
>>676369682
Have you considered reporting us because using multiple devices is against the rules so if we actually did we'd get banned, try it.
>>676369781
>staged
>play fighting with her beard
i wonder if karlie approved?
>>676369781
The egg stuff was pretty cute though.
>>676369928
I also crave a rock/alternative album I think she'd kill it.
>>676368085
TAYTAY VULT!
>>676369310
It was ok. Nothing interesting. What about you?
>>676369941
>Eh the only holiday I celebrate is December 13th.
How do you celebrate Taytay's birthday?
>>676370028
I know you're trying to shitpost really hard but that's her brother and not Calvin.
>>676369941
mods dont care lol they let all kinda rule breaking go on hell today they let a jessie slaughter thread go on even tho it had tons of her CP in it
>>676370084
Ave Olivia!
>>676370106
Had nice dinners but nothing else we're not religious.
>>676370114
I just blast her albums until I go to bed to be honest.
>>676370171
is it? damn they both look like fags then lol!
>>676370064
>The egg stuff was pretty cute though.
Yeah it was, seems Austin was winning overall.
But shame I couldn't get the webm swiftie to come here though. He only visits /tv/ , /wsg/ and /gif/. Would've been great to get his collection. And I think he doesn't like the thread on /hr/ but not sure if that was him or another anon/
>>676370064
>dem jiggly boobies
what kind of tits do you think taytay has?
>>676370425
bags of sand
>>676370346
>I just blast her albums until I go to bed to be honest.
I just got into Taylor sometime after her birthday so not even sure what I'll do for her birthday. But I'll probably do the same
>>676370423
Shame, but it's not everyone's thing. A friend of mine linked me a discord chat full of Swifties he found but he didn't tell me it was a reddit chat.
They're pretty cool but they do have their own funny memes and shit so I only hop in when they talk TayTay.
>>676370423
do you wonder if her and her brother ever fucked?
>>676370425
Perky ones.
>>676370695
I can't think of a better thing to do.
>>676370425
there like two golf balls in plastic sandwich bags
>>676370850
nah more like >>676370871
>>676370425
>plastic ones
she had a small boob job last year to up them a size they were probably sagging
>>676370960
Asian doppelganger, cool.
>>676370735
Yeah, reddit has a bunch of their own memes, it's mostly stuff from movies and meta stuff like broken arms and unidan/crows and whatever.
what do they say about Taytay though?
>>676371127
that she has no tits and ass and cant sing...unless you are def
>>676370850
>I can't think of a better thing to do.
Could pair it with watching some of Taytay's favorite shows like Greys Anatomy and SVU
>>676371127
I don't necessarily mean reddit memes, but they have their own little community with their own funny memes and such. Though discussion in the past few days has mostly been about merchandise, tour experiences, and 1 guy even got to meet TayTay at a concert once.
>>676371405
Greys anatomy is not for me though I did really like Scrubs.
>>676371466
Personally don't buy her merchandise or her songs to be honest, and haven't been to a concert yet.
>1 guy even got to meet TayTay at a concert once.
Lucky bastard.
They have any info we don't about stuff like her next album or the music video for New Romantics?
>>676371673
I really liked Scrubs too. Even bought all the dvds except for seasons 7 and 9.
Elliot & JD 4ever
>>676371875
No they're just as clueless as we are about both the album and New Romantics, they're cool to talk to about TayTay but their casual conversation is not for me.
>>676372047
Shame, you'd think that a reddit chat on account of how popular the website is would have some insiders or people she likes on Tumblr.
OMG just started watching San Andreas and the girl in the car is playing Style
>>676372006
Exactly, Elliot & JD were 2cute.
Fun fact, I taught one of my birds this tune.
if taylor said you could marry her, but the one condition is that you would have to act as her human toilet would you?
>>676370346
Fair enough. What makes you like Taytay?
>>676372366
What tune?
You mean like getting the bird to say they're cute?
>>676372464
Her style, her music, her elegance, her looks to sum it up in a nutshell.
>>676372508
No, I'm just an idiot who forgets to link youtube videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALFX_qA0v9g
>>676372675
I feel so bad for Ted.
Series ends with him having a girlfriend, Lawrence's next series has the girlfriend leaving him.
Have you seen this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWnqlkyh3Rg
I really like how it blends scenes between Elliot and JD with the lyrics
>>676372613
>style
Hate it
>music
Earworm and annoying. Hate it.
>elegance
Don't see it
>looks
Unattractive
>>676372342
I lowkey hoped that as well but there's only like 20 people in the chat that talk so no real insiders though I was really interested in the dude's story of how he met Taylor I'm gonna use some of his tips if I ever get to see her lvie.
>>676372936
I haven't and I haven't watched Scrubs in years though it's definitely one of my favourite shows (though I haven't watched many)
>>676372971
Different strokes for different folks.
>>676372971
you forgot
>no tits
>no ass
>coke whore
>lesbian
>had sex with a nigger
>giraffe like body
>>676373122
Yes, but it's like you've been indoctrinated into worshipping her
>>676373117
someone please fix this, i know its not real but can someone put my heart at ease
>>676372975
I remember seeing a post on reddit about a guy who'd met Taylor.
He gave advice that you should wear a flashy creative outfit (if you're by yourself, or coordinate outfits if with a group) and try and stand somewhere near wherever Andrea is standing cause it's Mama Swift who picks who gets to meet Taytay. And of course be super excited and dance to the songs
>>676373306
No I just heard her music before I even knew what she looked like and she turned into my favourite singer and more.
>>676373342
Sure here's the original.
>>676373122
What few shows do you or have you watched?
>post hormone treatment taylor
how come no one posted the see through pic from her appearence on david letterman
no one post pic of nip slip in that red dress?
>>676373069
one of ur guys who left this thread because it got weird lmao!!
>>676373455
>turned into more
How did that happen?
>>676373456
Community, Scrubs, 1 season of GoT (though I didn't really like it) and some teenage drama shows when I was younger.
>>676373752
>1 season of GoT (though I didn't really like it)
Cause of all the sex, nudity and some violence? Or the plot wasn't your cup of tea?
>>676373726
She's my dream woman so you know I develop feelings I will never be able to chase.
>>676373944
I couldn't exactly keep up with the story.
>>676373752
>not like GoT
>confirmed faggot with shit taste
go back to watching glee you fag
>>676373996
>dream woman
Wow. Wasn't expecting that. She would never be mine
>>676374127
I know what you're trying but I don't really watch any TV show to be honest.
>>676374118
What did you find unclear or confusing?
>>676374247
thats because you live on here you shut-in
>>676374181
Personal taste I guess.
>>676374296
There was just too much going on as far as I can remember.
>>676374453
FUCKING SAVED
Where'd you get that from anon?
i hope taylor contracts ebola
>>676371466
are you talking about reddit in general or the Tay's sub?
>>676374426
Fair enough. I guess so
>>676374564
I've never been to the Tay sub but I believe that's where they're from. They're good people but I cba to talk casually to them.
>>676374426
>There was just too much going on as far as I can remember.
Well there are a fair number of different characters doing things but I guess I can see why you might get confused. There aren't really that many plots to be honest, just a few and they just happen to have multiple characters involved.
You ever try watching it again or just see no point since you don't watch tv much if at all anyway?
>>676374643
I mean I can't force you into liking her.
>>676374714
because they would make fun of your autism n creepiness lol
>>676374523
watermark is a protip
>>676374757
I just saw no point, I only watch a football talkshow and YouTube to be really honest.
Do you know if the other thread shitposter posted is serious? Because it's keeping him occupied.
>>676374772
Yeah, I guess you can't
>>676374927
Oh right, I don't really visit that place to often anymore.
>>676374932
i never posted it its one of your ex members
>>676373069
>>676373069
>>676373069
>>676374967
I wish I could but even my powers end somewhere.
>>676375101
Glad to see it's serious.
TAYTAY VULT.
>>676374932
>Do you know if the other thread shitposter posted is serious?
I think he posted it expecting to shitpost and people to shit on Taytay and now it's gotten out of hand. The really funny thing is he started up two of them yesterday with the same image and question and they both failed
love this one
>>676375101
Sure it is shitposter.
>>676375219
yeah but quit this place because you guys got too weird...now this gives me a great idea, iv been saving ss of some of your guys more creepy posts and weird shit you say, and the downright sick shit (not to mention the /mlp/ and pillow fag shit) maybe i should do a nice collage of images and post it to reddit and let all the tay fags know about your daily autistic thread so they can have a good laugh :)
>>676375579
ahaha you actually think its me? oh thats funny!
>>676375173
Yep. Shame that everyone's powers end somewhere
>>676375617
Gonna include your own daily shitposts as well?
>>676375617
He can quit if he wants I'm not forcing anyone.
>>676375717
Wouldn't be fun if everyone could do what they wanted right.
>>676375832
nah yours will be funny enough they dont need to see ss of me bullying you guys
Hey guys.
what's going on
>>676375897
No, I guess it wouldn't
>>676376031
Filled with a nice dinner but nothing else really.
How about you?
>>676375897
its funny they got more posters over there than your threads usually get by the end of it lmao
>Taytay helps Gaga celebrate her 30th birthday
>Gaga is 30 and engaged
>Taytay visits Lily Aldridge
>Lily is 30, married and has a kid
>Taytay wears her locket
Taytay's gonna get married or knocked up in the next two years
>>676376065
Imagine the conflict it would create, I'd want to preach the word of Tay to everyone, you'd want to probably marry the girl of your dreams, world would be more fucked than it already is.
>>676376282
Please no anon.
>>676376101
I was just watching archer. Haven't seen it before and i didn't get into it much tbh but it was ok
>>676376282
>Taytay's gonna get married or knocked up in the next two years
so do you think kaylor will use calvin as the donor sperm?
>>676376307
Yeah. It would be absolutely mental
Hi
>>676376427
One of those shows I never gave a chance.
>>676376516
Hey, how was Easter?
>>676376381
She's approaching 30, a fair number of her friends are married, engaged or have a long term partner, a few have kids, and she's already godmother to one and should know a thing or two about taking care of little ones.
It's just a matter of time
Why is Taylor Swift such a mudshark..
>>676376678
But but muh music muh album muh concert.
>>676376768
she likes big nigger dick whats the problem?
sorry im late was at my grandmas
no thread yesterday?
>>676376818
All delayed and put on hold.
She'll pull an Adele and try and make a huge comeback
>>676376978
My internet was fucked and I couldn't upload pictures so no, sorry.
>>676376981
Try is the keyword here.
>>676376978
Thread was an hour late due to daylight savings
>>676376978
No, OP's internet wasn't working right and it was Easter Sunday anyway so we thought we'd give it and ourselves a rest
>>676376564
Ever seen Parks and rec
It's all ive been watching lately
>>676377088
>>676377107
aha
>>676377091
i choose not to believe you
>>676376661
a lot of food, barbecued
>>676376758
hey
>>676377193
No only show I've been watching recently is Community and I don't even watch it that much..
>>676377088
>Try is the keyword here.
Taytay cannot fail, it's not in her vocabulary.
also what happens with the original schedule?
>>676377323
>a lot of food
Only thing everyone does during easter is eat haha.
>>676377421
she failed in the tits and ass department lol
>>676377421
Sure but I fear it's gonna be a Britney Spears or something.
>>676377480
It's the same time. Though daylight savings time happened. Do you not have that?
>>676378002
Nazi TayTay best.
>>676377663
>Sure but I fear it's gonna be a Britney Spears or something.
No, Taytay would have to decide to become all lewd and crazy for that. That's what happened to Britney, got crazy as all fuck and once you go full lewd, that's all you can be and all the fans will expect even as you get older and it's sad.
Taytay will come back, maybe even have a more mature kinda pop feel like Adele has now
>>676377663
>daylight savings time happened.
>>676378086
Hopefully.
Shitposter seems quite occupied with that other thread.
Maybe we should make decoy threads in the future.
>>676378086
>full lewd
why do you have to use such fag terminology...do you not realise how retarded you sound??
>>676378162
I just checked, Argentina doens't use it haha.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time
>>676378290
TL;DR version: we moved our clocks forward 1 hour.
>>676378162
Use a password generator for filenames instead of all this smashing-your-keyboard garbage.
>>676378192
lol you missing me aww? is your thread not going fast enough? do you want to go watch glee or something?
>>676378192
>Shitposter seems quite occupied with that other thread.
It's funny how he shits on us and claims to be protecting /b/, delusional as fuck. And now in his own thread, /b/ is shitting on him for pushing his same cuck shit and for obsessively shitposting daily in these threads
>>676378395
I like to think he hulk smashes his keyboard for every filename.
I want to see taytay swallowing a big fat 12" nigger dick right down to the balls. Fuckin skinny little Auschwitz whore
>>676378442
>own thread
nope it was made by one of your ex members who says he left because you guys got too weird....the /mlp/ and pillow kinda weird
>>676378290
>>676378378
nice
>>676378442
I mean, he did help get us to the record.
>>676378671
For you, yes haha.
>>676378685
His autistic obsession compelled it, it's both a gift and a curse
