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This person messages me every single fucking day talking about how bored she is. 69 decides what I say
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69 get
so touch yourself
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Killing yourself is a great thing to do if you're bored ;)
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Bored? You should have some fun and watch me jerk off.
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Anywho eat my ass haha xoxoxoxoxoox
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>>676277495
If you're bored, why don't you come over to my place? I sure could use some sexy company
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>>676278718
69 get. Accepting dubs?
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Wanna do hulu and chill?
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>>676278718
Roll
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>>676277919
Reroll
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So why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>676277495
so climb on my dick
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>>676277495
wanna defecate on ourselves and fuck
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>>676278154
This
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>>676277495
Geraldton is a shithole
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>>676278718
Roll
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>>676279005
Rolling.
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>>676278718
Rolling
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>>676277495
>yar
OP where you from?!
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>>676279148

Iceland
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>>676279005
r0llin'
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>>676278718
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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.
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>>676278154
This
69 GET
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>>676277495
wanna play russian roulette?
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>>676277919
This
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>>676278718

This is a retarded fucking post. She lives multiple cities away and I don't want to meet up with her.
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>>676278994
reroll
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>>676279253
Keck rolling
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>>676278818
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>>676279005
ROLLING FOR THIS.
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You tryin fuck or nah?
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Bored enough to send nudes?
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Send me tits pic, please
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>>676278718
roll
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Send a dick pic
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>>676278154
Roll
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>>676279482
Roll
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Say "Kys either on my dick or goodbye"
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>>676277495
Is her name Zoe?
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I want my dick sucked
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>>676277495
Wanna do anal?
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"Yeah me to, hey...can I tell you something important?"
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>>676279495
Do this
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>>676279438
Roll
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>>676279587
Roll
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>>676279005
Rollando
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>>676279596
Yeah her last name is Quinn
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I wamna fuck you until i cum all over your body
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Hey you want to go out to dinner
I'll buy
How about *most expensive place you can think of*
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CUM IN MY MOUTH MORE SEÑOR KRABS
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>>676279654
pls do
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>>676279495
Rolling
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>>676277495
I wanna leave my bag of Easter eggs on your face.
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come over and fuck me mommy
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>>676277495
next time she says 'Im bored' just say 'come over and fuck then.'
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Put a banana in your ear
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>>676279587
Rolland
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>>676279604
This
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>>676279733
winrar
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>>676279438
Rolling?
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Show me your breasts
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>>676278718
roll
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>>676279604
Roll
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>>676277495
shove a banana in your snatch
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>>676277495
Wanna ride dis dick?
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>>676278718
roll
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>>676279771
Reroll
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>>676278718
Reroll
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Not a single get. What a fucking shame. Keep me entertained. Dance for me.
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>>676279495
Roll
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>>676277495
Hey do you wanna go get some coffee, maybe see my asshole?
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>>676279928
Idiot nigger its 69 not dubs

>>676279587
Rolling
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"haha and then what ;)"
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>>676279495
Goddamn 69 already
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>>676277495
Tits plz
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>>676280144
Win
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Why don't you come over?
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Come on over sweetums ;)
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>>676279438
Why not?
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Ask her to come over and fuck
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"Wanna fuck?"
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I'll be at your place in 20 minutes without any clothes on brace yourself
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>>676280189
Reeeeeeee
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>>676280070
Fuck, off by one. Roll.
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>>676277495
Wanna get on my peepee ride?
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>>676280202
Idiot nigger its 69 not dubs

>>676279587
Rolling Again
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You know what kills my boredom? Satan.
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>>676280282
This plus dick pic
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Come climb on my dick and you wont be bored anymore
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Pffft if you're bored why not come on over? I'll give you the ride of your life
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Tits or gtfo
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>>676280282
Roll
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OP, you might want to change the requirements.
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>>676277495
"you wanna not be bored come over and let me fuck ur brains out"
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>>676280095

Yeah, not enough GETS so I sent this. 56 decides next
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>>676279587
ROllaaaa
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Can I see your tits? Also, want to fuck?
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Then go fuck yourself stop texting me
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tell her "I'm so fresh you can suck my nutz"
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>>676280416
Roll
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>>676280370
Off by one, you cheeky cunt.
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>>676277495
No cry bb. Lemme bang
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Bored enough to send nudes?
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Lead her on by acting like you're interested in her, then a week later break her heart.
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Change the rulz to dubs you fucking fagoooat
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Look, I have feelings for you
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anyways u dtf? fr
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>>676280461
you should fuck me too btich
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56 next
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>>676280416
Roll again
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Nudes?
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>>676280461
Just do dubs you fucking sperger
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Can I see your dad's dick?
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>>676280577
Dubs demand it

Change requirements OP
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>>676279587
56 can I get a 56
Rolling
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>>676280461
It's a start. I appreciate the initiative.
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Send nudes then
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>>676278154
Roll
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Lemme holla @ that pussy
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>>676280628
only cunts wink
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"I was wondering if you wanted to get coffee sometime?"
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>>676280657
Ahhh come on gimme this one OP I was one off
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nudes nao
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>>676280732
Roll
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If you're that bored come sit on my face
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How about you come here and I'll eat that ass gurl
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>>676280507
Re roll
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>>676280628
Send nudes you flappy lipped cunt
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>>676280628
confirmed fake.
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>>676279587
dslkfasdkfljas;dfasdkfjasdklfjas;
REROLL
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>>676280628
Would you like some sausage with that?
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Dick pic get
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Send nudes if you're bored
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>>676280454
Roll
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>>676280628
Just go fuck her and stop wasting your time in this dump
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Nudes nudes nudes nudes nudes
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>>676279587
abcd roll
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Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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>>676280461
OP, if you want shit to send, ask for dubs. Stop being a fag. If get,
>Try sucking dicks, I do it all the time and it kills my boredom
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Just give her the d all ready you fagget
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>>676280889
Roll
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>>676280852
Reroll.
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Send some nudes ;)
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>>676280794
Roll
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Take a picture for me...you know the kind I mean. .')
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ROLLING
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to be honest, my cock is so hard, why dont you tell me your snapchat?
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>>676280507
Roll
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Sonic was much bigger shaped, though Tails’ rod was a
respectable size for his age. Sonic’s dick had the same tan colour of
his chest, while Tails’ penis was pink, except for his orange-coloured
balls. Tails grabbed both stiff dicks with a blush and slowly started
rubbing them against each other. A little bit of pre-cum ejaculated out
of their glanses and Tails’ smeared it all over their shafts with his fist.
Sonic then grabbed his own dick and placed it against Tails’ asshole.
Tails squealed shortly.
‘I want you so much Tails…’ Sonic whispered. ‘Do you want it too?’
Tails closed his eyes and nodded. ‘Hold me close, little buddy.’ Sonic
said and he penetrated Tails’ virgin butt with his glanse. Tails moaned
and Sonic licked his finger, spreading his saliva over his cock. Tails
opened his eyes a little and whispered into Sonic’s ears: ‘I love
you…’
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Show me your tits
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>>676279587
Reroll
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>>676281056
Finally Maybe some nudes now!
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>>676281056
Winrar!
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>>676280628
I want you right now.. Send a pic?
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>>676281069
Winrar
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>>676281056
Ayy
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>>676281119
Roll
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Answer the fuckin question you dizzy cunt
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>>676281056
Winnar
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Bro its pretty obvious she wants the D
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>>676281056
Winner?!!
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If you're bored why don't you come round and have some fun
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>>676281056
Fuck yes I did it
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>>676281119
Oh my fucking god
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>>676280628
I'm sitting here crusting over preparing to die slowly alone while this girl is practically throwing herself at you and you come to /b/ you don't deserve to breathe smfh
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>>676281069
Winner!!!!
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>>676281256
Waste of a get
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>>676281056
Winrar
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Ey gurl gimmie da suq
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>>676278718
This
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>>676281119
Trips he sends this
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>>676281056
get
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Where are you from OP? And who are you talking to. Lol.
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Tell her you have aids
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>>676281119
Rolling to the fuck
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>>676277495
Send me a pic of your fart factory, kike
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Send Spiderman pics
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i love you
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>>676281688
please this, the dubs have spoken
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>>676281815
reroll
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I might have to go soon, my computer is running slow because I'm torrenting child porn.
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>>676281688
Roll.
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OP is a fag
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>>676281324
>believing it
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>>676281069
winnarwannir charkin dinnar
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>>676281886
right here
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I could give you a job to keep your mind busy ;))))
A blow job is what I'm trying to say. Suck my dick.
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>>676282032
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Can you tape me sucking my dog's hard, juicy cock?
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Im gonna he honest here and say that i like you but i have to warn you i am not what you may think i am. I am a pansexual. I have a variety of pans that i shove into my anus/sphincter to stimulate my internal pansfixiation. I usually cover them in olive oil, dial up my shithole to 425 and start yelling as loudly as possible while i shove entire pans up my shithole
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Come on op I got 56 ask for nudes already
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If you send me some naked pics I'll hangout with you and you could watch me fuck.

(attach picture of small penis that could believably be you)
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>>676281815
Rolllll
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>tfw fucking newfags keep rolling dubs and attempt to claim those are winrar when OP clearly set other rules
>tfw they keep rolling AFTER a winrar

>>676281056
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>>676277495
Do dubs you fucking retard
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>>676282248
Yeah, OP. Don't be a fat naked fagfucker
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Looks like op is a faggot
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>>676282368
this guy gets it
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>>676282410
Kek
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>>676282368
Rolling
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>>676282368
>mfw op never delivers.....again
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>>676280628
Would you like to see my CP collection?
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Sorry I was eating toast

>>676281324

Because she's fucking ugly, you dumbfuck
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Tf OP, deliver!!!
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>>676280940
Rollin
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>>676282078
rr
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Results of the latest winrar
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>>676282776
Fuck your toast, we got 56. Get nudes or get fucked
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>>676282951
Fucking finally
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>>676283043
Post above you, waiting reply
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>>676282776
Use a paper bag then
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>>676282368
Rollll rolll rol
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>>676282951
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>>676282951
Sometime when I'm sad I masturbate Ina fit of rage and sadness when I realize that we will never be >>676282951
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>people believing OP
34 decides what I say next. I think she might be into me.
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>>676283144
Yeah it posted right after yours my bad
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>>676282951
Welcome back
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>>676283154
Paper bags cant shield from shame
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Were gonna need a new thread, OP
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>>676283309
Fuck you and start your own thread
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>>676283379

dubs decides next
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>>676283379
Yeah, new thread
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>>676283367
Fuck it then put a picture of some eles on the paper bag then
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>>676283473
I said. Nudes. Now.
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>>676283513
>>676283379

Aight fuck it I'll migrate to a new thread and link there
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>>676283428
>thinking I was going to keep going
literally why would I?
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"xdd lolno kys cumslut"
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>>676283600
Winner!!
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>>676283600
that was quick
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>>676283600
winrar!
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>>676283473
Send pic of face
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>>676283473
Nope, still *OPs name here*.
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>>676281886
roll
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>>676283774
>>676283774
>>676283774
>>676283774

Come to this thread
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>>676283473
I'm gonna use a jackhammer to hack your body into little bits and serve them as fondue if you don't start spreading those little fucking ass cheeks
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>>676278718
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>>676279771
Yup. Rollin
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No im being serious, I have always found you attractive. And i am curious, I hope I haven't freaked you out. ;p
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send a link to this thread >>676278718
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Jesus fuck, OP. Fuck these retarded gets. Just say dubs or some shit. You're asking for gets with a 1 in 99 chance. Dubs is 1 in 10 chances.
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>>676284487
i fucked up >>676277495
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Op, take your shirt off, send a selfie with a piece of paper saying, "account has not been hacked; nudes."
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>>676281119
Rooool
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>>676284311
Winrar
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>>676284735
I got dubs ya nigger, not 69
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>>676284696
96 has to count for somethin
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Can't you faggots read? new thread
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>>676284666
Nice trips
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Op better fucking deliver right fucking now or im gonna scream
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Oh nvm new thread
>>676283774
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i have migro benis
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