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gay rooty tooties
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>>676229891
What's good, homo?
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>>676229891
Stick a rooty up yer tooty
It's fun!
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>>676229891
post more artdecade
when the fuck is willy bear beach 2 coming out
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Teach me how to make those gay furry threads.

>>676229961
Sooooooo not provoked.
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rootie tootie
a sexual act involving shitting in someone else's ass, normally between 2 men

see also taco filling
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>>676230295
don't be a cunt, post the rest of it
And some gfur might be an idea too
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>>676230295
Okay, lesbian.
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>>676230295
Yummy
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happy rabbit day
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>>676230859
Groden.
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>>676230590
I'll be a cunt if I want to.
I don't know how to make proper threads and how to tag them on namesync because I've never tried.

>>676230773
You will not provoke me to post the other half where my testicles are visible.
Don't even try.

>>676230784
*covers face* dont tell them you took those pics...
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>>676231108
snarf
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>>676231148
thespian.
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Ayy, what's up guys? Can a lonely faggot get someone to talk to?
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snarf & groden

happy egg day
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>>676231182
Frosh is being a lesbian. What's up?
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>>676231337
the frick is that

*talk
*elaborate
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>>676231487
*run
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dszgankmlgdsfablkhjsgdabhkljgdsafhupiogfdrswaeoiufgh

i
am NOT
provoked
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>Dev will never tell you happy egg day
Is life really worth living anymore?
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anyone got pics of bottom horses?
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>>676231421
same
>>676231484
not much just got off work, playing some league and working on a project for tommorow, how about yourself?
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>>676231405
I guess.

>>676231421
Dev.
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hey alastore i hope your eggs are pleased to know i wish them well today
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>>676231560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikTyHbGomEY

>>676231588
you poor thing
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thread needs more femboi
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>>676231775
Wow that was even less enthusiastic than I expected
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>>676231148
Sure thing~
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>>676231561
Such a lesbian.

>>676231750
Been better.
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also how in the FUCK do you guys tell eachother apart
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>alastore
Y-you too.
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>>676232160
:^)
https://milkytiptoe.github.io/Name-Sync/
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>>676231975
gotchu boi
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>>676232050
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>676232160
http://pounced.org/
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>>676232050
geeeeeet that censoring outta here
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>>676232050
pararararara
don't do this
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>>676232160
we have 4chan accounts so we can tell
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>>676232140
that's shitty, hope it gets better
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>>676232440
But where would the fun be in that?

>>676232484
He made me do it!
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>>676232006
At least there was a response.
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>>676232833
i-is that nightstalker?
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>>676232690
you could get nudes off a tall athletic guy in exchange ;)
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>>676232934
Ew
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>>676232690
come on man
>inb4idid

>>676231405
OH BOY!
FINALLY, SOMEONE LONELY THAT I CAN TALK TO.
HOW ARE YOU
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>>676232625
Probably will.

>>676232922
It is.
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>>676232160
akk DOT li SLASH pics SLASH anne SLASH jpg

>>676232440
NO
NO
DO NOT

>>676232484
>>676232484
>>676232484


>>676232690
NO I DIDNT
IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR INITIATIVE
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Just found out I lost my job today.. I am so fucked for the next month
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>>676233616
Welcome to the club that I just left.
You'll be fine. I was unemployed for three months and I survived.
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>>676233126
hurts man
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>>676233928
Go back to grindr
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>>676233928
One of the reasons why I love him.

Hey guys, am I the only one who sees something in McDonald's food?
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>>676231775
Snarf.

>>676231588
Happy peg day
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It is now half past 1 AM and I am still waiting to go home.
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>>676232050
>That cum on his tum
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>>676234339
i see a history in heart problems in mcdonalds food
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>>676234731
how could you even notice that, they're both so impossibly white
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>>676235058
I see tasty fries and chicken mcnuggets
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>>676234731
i thought they were tears
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>>676234731
more bottom horses
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>>676235262
yea well you posted skin so who cares what you think lol
by the way who was on top?
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>>676234567
Post taint to cheer me up.
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>>676234567
Thanks.
What are you doing to celebrate?
Or rather what are you drinking?
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>>676235262
Very carefully

>>676235269
Yeah, penis tears.
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>>676235102
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>>676233888
I'm sure I'll figure it out.. Just don't want to go fucking job hunting and all that shit again. Been with this job for a few months and I was starting to make pretty decent money damnit
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>>676234339
>sexual food
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>>676235403
Depends on what you mean "top"

In that pic, I'm the one laying down
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>>676235058
ah

>>676235102
actually my colors are quite bright
it's para who's paper white

>>676235403
nobody was
NOBODY

>>676235579
Life is what it is. We'll pull through.

>>676235639
that is NOT my fetish unfortunately

>>676235854
WHY
WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM
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>>676236145
I'M NOT PAPER WHITE, EVERYBODY IS A NIGGER BUT ME
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>>676236441
maybe i should prove you how paper white you are for example with the picture where you suck me on airport huh HUH
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>Para is white as cum
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omg drama
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>>676236713
What are you even talking about
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>>676235444
why are you sad, and what would my taint do to alleviate that

>>676235476
apple pie cider
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>>676236744
this
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dev nuke thread
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>>676236145
At least there's always these threads around to take my mind off shiz
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Dev move that bus.
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>>676237328
>apple pie cider
that sounds delicious
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White like a diamond
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>>676237328
Why not just pour cider all over an apple pie.
Much cheaper, yet just as effective.
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>>676237328
Taint makes everything better.

BF was talking about how much of a loser I was earlier.
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>>676236998
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
That's right.

>>676237471
You know what's even better?
Chilling with other gay furries by playing games together.
Wanna give it a go?

>>676237580
Diamond IN MY ASS
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>>676229891
i fucked a gay lady boy.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
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>>676237816
That made you cum twice~
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mu mu mu mu murder me
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>>676237816
Depends on what you are playing
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>>676238267
You are missing four more "mu"s.
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>>676238245
s
STOP
STOP RIGHT HERE

>>676238267
cu cu cu cuddle with someone

>>676238307
Mostly Civ V and Diablo III nowadays, but we've got many games on schedule.
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>>676237684
soggy apple pie? No thanks.

>>676237539
It is.

>>676237764
Why? Put that bitch in his place.
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>>676238769
Always wanted to try diablo 3 never went and got it though
Also I have shite internet
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>>676238769
Stop deep inside~?
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>>676238837
I don't know, just caught the end of it in an earlier thread.
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should i add this guy near me that's on the 8ch cuteboys map
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>>676240079
Go for it.
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>>676239925
link?
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>>676240079
No.
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I have been watching Gordon Ramsay make beef wellington and now I want to run to the store and make it.
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>>676240358
Thread's long dead. He wasn't wrong, of course.
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>>676239481
You can always try and see if it's too bad to play with us

>>676239834
Para... come on...

>>676240079
No. You will regret this.
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>>676240642
God, I've seen his recipe. Looks so good. Shit's expensive, though.
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>>676240801
why are you a loser snarf?

>>676241418
I like how near the end, he just nonchalantly adds fucking truffles to his *mashed potatoes* without a second fucking thought.
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>>676241173
but tfw no bf
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I just remembered to listen to Breaking Benjamin.
Aaaah, what a wonderful night.

>>676241862
>better have aids than no bf
go ahead, sorry for trying to spare you lifetime of trouble
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>>676242318
do you think I'm not able to handle myself
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>>676242440
you clearly do...

Well, I'm gonna play something now, have a good night everyone

o/
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>>676242737
nini
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>>676241173
I would like too but I don't think I should be buying anything right now.
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>>676241672
Because I spent 7 years as my borther's live-in caretaker and never learned how to get a real job.

And yeah, Ramsey can be crazy with his recipes sometimes. My brother-in-law keeps trying to make scrambled eggs like him, always ends up with cooked on egg crap in the pans.
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>>676242832
Oops
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>>676243103
Aren't you a cook?

Doesn't seem like a loser-ish thing either way.
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>>676238769
c c c c cant
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>>676243103
I didn't scroll down far enough, hue. I've made his eggs before. They really are the fucking bomb.
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>>676242832
As I said, there's variety of games we play. We've probably got several games on Steam in common. I won't be asking anymore, I'm leaving this to you.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/froshie/

>>676243484
:c
use plushies, pillows or bedsheet as alternative
gtg last post bye
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ahahaha
im so fucking bored
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>>676244404
>>676244404
>>676244404
>>676244404
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Is there a place to bet on the next country to get bombed by ISIS?
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>>676243451
I spent 4 years training for a career path I'm not even going to be able to pursue due to an old injury. I've held 2 jobs in my life. Can't drive a car. I never learned how to be an adult, been too busy playing babysitter.
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>>676244483
your mother
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>>676244483
kuwait
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>>676244051
my s s s s several bodypillows only d d d d o so much
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>>676244553
ever heard of
"those who can't, teach"?
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>>676244051
Damn you put in work. I don't even have a steam account
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Hey furfags. What's happening?
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>>676245505
oh, just laughing at Brussels
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>>676245720
>>>/b/
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>>676245495
>doesn't have a steam account
how?
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>>676245505
damn, I thought that picture was something terrifying from the the thumbnail
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>>676243813
They look good, but haven't tried them myself. Creme fraiche is a pain to find around here, and I forgot the recipe to make it. Its something with buttermilk. We have an electric stove, so heat control suck and he ends up scorching the bottom.

>>676244797
Culinary instructors spend just as much time in the kitchen, and you need years of in-kitchen experience to get a job.

I'm probably going to take my business credits and roll them into a business degree, start my own stuff.
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>>676246045
Calm down Mohammed.
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>>676246084
Guess I'm just more of a console guy
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>>676246705
which consoles then?
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>>676246299
What do you plan to do with the business degree?
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>>676246802
PSVita
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>>676245720
How edgy.

>>676246265
Good morning ;)
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>>676246944
is that it?

>>676246999
nice trips

good morning, sleep well?
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>>676246677
you're embarrassing yourself
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>>676246802
PS3 & 4
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I just had my first gay sex last night and I can't think about anything else anymore, it was the most amazing experience in my life.
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>>676247145
Currently been playing the shit out of battlefield 4
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>>676247145
do you have many games for them?
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>>676247237
did you catch or receive?
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>>676247556
great job
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>>676246839
Probably take some graphic design and art classes, and work towards opening my own traditional games company.
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>>676247556
no penetration, we weren't in a position where we could be noisy.
Still, the contact and everthing, fucking great
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>>676247617
hello
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>>676247492
don't you mean "gaymes?"
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>>676247111
>nice trips
y...you to....

Meh woke up at 11, half day gone haha. Meh sleep.
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>>676247556
But I want to recieve badly
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>>676247778
you got me, I did
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>>676247492
Probably around 30 to 40 I'd say
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>>676247867
you're not alone with that, at least we have a public holiday today
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>>676247237
Now that you have brought it up you must give details.
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>>676247556
Aren't catching and recieving the same?
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>>676247718
Starting a company requires quite a lot of money. You'll have to save up for some time.
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>>676247957
not bad, lots of exclusives?
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>>676248116
really
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>>676247738
hi there

brb LoL game
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Hey guys. Long time no see
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holy crackers this thread sucks
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>>676247724
It usually is. you going to hook back up with him?
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>>676248539
not as much as it could
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>>676248051
This is true. We wouldn't have this public holiday if the Easter Bunny had never been nailed to a cross. It shat chocolate eggs for our sins.

...I am pretty sure thats how it goes, right?
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>>676248069
Someone I've been friends with 4+ years. I always had a kick on him even though I was straigt, or so I though. I kind of discovered last week that I was not and he is the first person I told it too because he had already gone trough it.
He shared his interest towards me and so did I.
Our conversations just got more and more intense until at a party at a friend's house last night where we ended up sleeping in the same bed (as all my friends usually do because we don't give a fuck) and it started from there.

We were both pretty horny but I was so nervous I was shaking to the point that the whole bed started making noise because it was moving so much.
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>>676248224
I love this. Wish it was big enough to be a wallpaper...
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>>676248495
kind of cute. Not thrilled about the mask, glasses, or phone though.
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>>676248544
yes, as soon as possible, but we are both very busy :'(
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>>676248177
We live in the age of crowd-funding. If you can produce a strong enough prototype, it helps cut down production costs greatly.
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>>676248646
Well that guy just showed up so actually yes
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I'm driving up to Atlanta for Furry Weekend Atlanta on Wednesday.

Any of you furfags gonna be there?
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>>676248224
>>676248224
Surprisingly no probably the only exclusives I can think of I have are the metal gears
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>>676248638
hi

>>676248653
I think that's what happened, or something like that

>>676248769
I'm sure there's a higher res one somewhere
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>>676248969
what's your name?
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>>676249005
disappointed but at least you have those, those are amazing
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>>676248646
This. We could be sitting here listening to Nibi drone on about how many dicks he wishes he could suck and how Demos is his one true love. Then we'd have to watch Demos be all bashful, coy, and cringy.
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>>676248920
oh he's just like kind of weird but ultimately harmless
it could be so much worse
julian could be here
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>>676249297
I like Julian
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>>676249287
hey you leave nibi alone
he is a delicate chrysalis and one day he will emerge as a beautiful butterfly
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>>676248969
Is that how you are going?

>>676248741
And what happened then?
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>>676248741
I finally touched his dick iver his underwear and quicky got my hand right on it.
I wasn't shaking anymore as all my fears had left.
He startd getting mine and after at least half an hour, he sat on top of me and started moving forward, his dick getting closer and closer to my face.
I started sucking him for about 5 minutes, then made him lay on his back and kept on sucking him for a least 10 minutes straight. It was awesome. Then he asked me what I wanted to do so I told him that maybe a little payback would be nice. He went ahead.
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Are you guys talking about sex?
I used to get tons of it, but I haven't been feeling it lately. Hopefully I'll find some booty this weekend at the con

>>676249175
Kumba
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>>676248829
You poor baby.

>>676248835
Getting proof of concept requires a lot more work than you might think. You'd have to front the expense for quite some time before you can have something to present to crowdfunders. I know, I've been there.
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>>676249630
....continue
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>>676249910
cute penor.
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>>676249409
do you really though
I mean is it a "like" and an "appreciation" because they are different
I APPRECIATE julian's shithead opinions and "arguments" but I certainly don't LIKE them
I would notice if he never posted again but I probably wouldn't complain is what I am saying
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>>676249630
After a bit of sucking, he put me on my back and held his dick right on my ass, pushing it harder and harder, asking me how bad I wanted it. I told hm that I wished we had condoms and lube, then he laid on my back for 5-10 minutes.
We then switchd roles and I was on top of him, doing the same he was doing to me.

We ended up cuddling and sleeping like this, me as the big spoon, my boner agains his back.

I want to relive this so bad
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>>676249913
Oh, I know. I'm years away from anything.
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>>676249910
your mask scares me
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>>676249910
I really hope your parents didn't name you Kumba. What's your real name?
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I'm gonna do this

>>676250177
I don't really pay attention to his opinions or argue with him, I just talk to him and he's nice.
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>>676250333
ok trips dude

>>676250394
Don't ask don't tell
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>>676250306
what'll you be making?
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>>676249226
Right? I've been a fan since I was a kid. I still remember playing the demo for metal gear one through playstation that we got from pizza hut or some shit
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>>676250711
That's only for the military you retard, are you afraid of telling your real name on an anonymous website? I wouldn't be.
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>>676250876
My first one was 2 and since then it's always been the one I own the most copies of
which is your favourite?
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>>676250275
so thats my story
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>>676250333
Nice trips, again :P

>>676250394
We will have a generation of kids named after stupid shit like Hardblush characters. Just you wait and see.
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>>676250953
Tell me your full name then.
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>>676251185
Old simpsons best simpsons, this pleases me
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