Waifu claiming thread. Version 11,9
>There are no brakes
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
And I'm out for a while, cya later guys!
third for alsanna
>>676157679
Well we are Orthodox here and so that means the holiday lasts about a full week or two depending on your job. I like this though, it gives me time to compose the exam papers and it gives my students time to study.
Best German CV claimed
>>676158084
Take care !
>i want this fucking tirpitz in world of warships ..
Tenryuu claimed
Good thing that i have a replacement pair of radar "ears"
Ryougi Shiki claimed
Everything goes to hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V-sKVGDEiU
best suit girl claimed
>>676158204
But Greece had a german king once....or have you never wondered why the flag of Greece has the same color-pattern as Bavaria?
>>676158084
Hi Emi
Bye Emi
>>676157798
Still sick, and trying to not do as much eastery things as possible.
Essence of fighting perfection claimed
>>676157798
Yeah, you have a point. Relaxing and taking it easy on Sunday is just something I don't know much(or anything) about really, heh.
>>676158295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q6chUtSef4
>>676158493
>>676158493
Ew, real life girls...
Shiro claimed.
>>676158378
Greece also never repaid the money Germany invested during that time. With reasonable interest it adds up to more gold than there was ever mined.
>>676158580
>>676158493
Gross. She's all 3D and shit.
>>676155036
Das wäre aber erbärmlich ich finde es gar nicht so schlimm auch painolympics usw ist alles nicht so schlimm.
>>676155721
Gibts auch etwas femininere Sitzhaltungen? Wirkt seltsam wenn sie immer wie ein Kerl da sitzt.
>>676158710
>painolympics
Ich war 15, und fand es ehrlich gesagt ziemlich schlimm.
>>676158204
You really tell your self that?
As if students ever study for anything.
But I have this one really interesting qeustion.
Why did you became a teacher?
I wouldn't be able to do it as i would mainly physicaly hurt the annoying fuckers.
>>676158384
I'm sorry, I hope you get well soon.
Make sure you stay well rested.
>>676158445
>Relaxing and taking it easy on Sunday
I know EVERYTHING about it, if you have any questions just ask me
>>676158512
Epic showdown music, bring on the endless hordes and final boss.
>>676158840
2g1c mit 12
painolymics mit 15 und am selben tag auch 1man1jar...
das verkraft ich bis heute nicht alles andere mit gore usw ist ok aber 1man1jar da zuck ich immer
Momo and Mea are my sidebitches.
>>676158378
The first king of Greece was indeed German, Otto. He was also young and inexperienced during his reign between 1832 and 1862. Not exactly loved by the populous, he was forced to form a constitution.
AKA Cucked.
>>676158916
Reasons. Mostly because I like kids, yes seems impossible, but that's me. not to mention that philology was my calling from an early age.
>>676159428
Kids are awesome!
Thread almost dead
>>676158710
Achja, Gore ist immer was feines....
>Gibts auch etwas femininere Sitzhaltungen?
Niemals! Tenryuu ist ein Tomboy und darf das auch. Sieht meiner Meinung nach auch besser aus
>>676159071
Achja, glassass.....Also ich hab den vollen 2G1C Film gesehen (der geht so ca. 30-40 min)...hab danach erstmal nen 1kg-Eimer Stracciatellajogurt vernichtet.
>Have a chocolate Jesus for Easter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wfamPW3Eaw
>>676159837
>>676160130
Ich spreche auch ein bitchen Deutsch.
So many Germans. How do I pay denbts?
Well, seeing as it's Sunday, I may start partying early today.
>>676159754
Kids fucking suck.
They are loud, stupid, they stink, and are sticky. They cry for everything and are terrible people.
Kids can fuck right off.
:)
>>676159071
Erinner mich nicht daran! Ich hatte es schon fast wieder verdrängt.
>>676159428
I hate like 90% of kids. They are like a bunch of barely trained, snot-nosed monkeys, that despite knowing less than Jon Snow, reek of baseless self-confidence. Not to mention how loud they are.
Kids are niggers.
>>676160130
Vor einen Jahr oder zweien, habe ich mich mal irl mit zwei andern über 2G1C unterhalten. Einer von uns kannte es nicht, also wetteten wir um einen Döner, ob er es schaffen würde, ein Pfund Schokoeis zu essen, während er es erstmals sah.
>>676160376
Did you just call me a bitch?
>>676160471
Not a surprise that you don't know how.
>>676160533
I really don't think so.
If you have skills with kids they tend to surprise you all the time!
But i do understand not everyone is made to like working with kids.
To each their own opinions, right?
>>676160376
>bitchen
BWAHAHAHA
Ok, back to serious
>Grammar Nazi mode
It's actually "bisschen", not bitchen. But so far it was okay in terms of grammar.
>>676160533
>>676159754
>>676159428
Some kids are alright, but other are greasy, little pieces of shit.
>>676160667
Ich spreche sehr slechte deutsch, enschuldigung
>>676160667
That's what I'm trying to change, at some point the little fuckers will grow up, and maybe they will become active and productive members of society. And I would have helped them become that.
>>676159428
Can you explain that with philology?
i can understand that with the kids but i wouldn't be a great teacher
>>676158926
Tell me all about it, this is literally the first Sunday I haven't worked in 5 years
>>676161092
Last year i had a ghetto niglet in my class and a mega autist, at first they were horrible, but as time past they turned out to be super nice, usually parents influence a kid alot and that is sad as they cant be blamed...
>>676161180
Aww, that's really sweet of you. Glad to hear you find enjoyment in teaching and education. Some people will just fall into the job or become bitter after a while. I'm glad we have someone like you around.
>>676161180
Nicely said, i feel the same! Yet i want to start working as a social worker/ teacher hybrid, next september i am starting a new study so i can achieve that.
>>676161180
Is it normal that you hate children so much that you just want to throw them in the wild and let them die there like animals?
>>676161341
What's your poison? Sit back and relax my friend, enjoy the ride that is called life and cruise until you lose momentum.
>>676161557
It's been a while since I was in school, but I've known a lot of kids to be nicer out of school than in it. Some feel like they need to put on a show to impress people, or to blend in. It can be scary sometimes... a million blank faces in a crowed, feeling like they're all staring at you, judging. At some point I just stopped giving a shit about what everyone else thought and only became concerned with what I though. That's when I became a happier person.
>>676161133
It was actually alright. Some spelling mistakes, but I was easily able to understand it. Gute Arbeit!
Did you learn it at school?
>>676161180
As much as I admire your intend, I am having some doubts. Aren't highschool kids way to full of hormones to listen to anything you have to say?
If I ever were to teach, it would probably be at an elementary school, so I'd have a chance of reaching them before they turn into bimbos.
>>676162075
I miss the "ALLAHU ACKBAR!" and the explosion afterwards in this gif.
Ice cream is nice.
>>676161269
Well, after I finished my military service I had no idea what to do with my life. I had to decide whether I wanted to study philosophy and, History and Ancient Greek or some other theoretical bullshit. In the end nothing captured me like the second one did, and since I always wanted a jib in education I picked out of impulse, and it just kind of worked out.
>>676161617
I do try to have a healthy amount of cynicism and optimism at the same time.
>>676162440
>elementary school
I can't imagine why.
>>676162199
>the wild
Oh how I would love to just throw them out there with little to no job advice and education with a sign that reads 'approved' on their forehead, but sadly that's not an option.
>>676161966
Good luck.
>>676162429
Well, that's a part of it, but there is much more going on in those peoples life (usually). The niglet apparently had abusive divorced parents that made him take care of his 2 year old sister. And the Autistic childs parents spoiled him instead and also had relationship problems. These kids built a wall around themselves because they are hurt, even though it might look like they're total bitches. Sadly your influence as a teacher is limited.
>>676162440
Yup, and i'm Dutch, so i am cheating for a bit haha.
>>676162429
>You're my poison, Ms. Pauling
What?
Uh, well shit.. I don't drink anything unless it's a compelling reason to, and only then it's a -good- drink, not some shitwater.
>Smoked so much weed when I was younger I'm permanently high so not really feeling that
I guess my drug would be Street Fighter, kek
Ayy
I can only be here for a little bit
>claimed
>>676163353
Ayyy
Hey Galko
>>676163624
Hi Syndra. What are you up to today?
>>676162864
Mmm... cynicism... my favorite flavor next to nihilism...
>>676162946
Sometimes the best you can do is try, it means something.
>>676163173
>Oh you
You make me smile
>Shitwater
That's what people call Corona in my parts.
>Smoked so much weed- I'm permanently high
So we have something else in common
>VAPE NAESH, Y'ALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkm8Hteeh6M
>>676164103
Hey, good morning/afternoon. How's it going so far? Are you celebrating the holiday in any way?
>>676164103
Just playing some games and drinking tea.
>>676164260
>God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.
That is the only nihilist quote that I know of.
I used to do LSD and a bit of cocaine during military service and the first year or so of Uni.
>>676162864
Well, exclusively the reason I stated earlier, obviously.
>>676164645
I'm about to leave, doing stuff with family for most of the day.
>I'll be back later though
>>676164661
Sounds good.
>>676164774
I did LSD a month ago.
>>676165248
I hope you enjoy yourself, see you later.
>>676164774
Never did LSD, not as prevalent as weed, coke, or heroin in my parts.
I've done coke once or twice, but never more, and I never touched heroin and never intend on doing so- but it has been a rampant problem in my area for a couple years.
>>676164260
Basically all entry level alcoholic drinks suck ass to me.
>Something else in common
Yeah that happens when you're trying to not think about the events and memories of your younger self.
>>676165608
I'm not leaving yet.
>>676163093
I've been sailing there for a week after high school. We chose the Netherlands because... reasons.
>>676165690
Yeah, I did a lot of stupid shit as well. It's what happens when you're young, you live a little. I don't regret anything though, I had fun when the times were good and I learned from when the times were bad.
>>676165703
Sorry
>>676165033
Have I ever doubted you?
>>676165356
It was crazy, wasn't it? If you stare at things long enough they start to move, you're a lot more prone to hallucinations and other stuff that i don't remember, because I am completely clean now.
>>676165608
i have done Heroin. I'm not gonna lie, it was pretty intense, it felt like the hand of God literally came down to bitch slap me. I don't want to over romanticize it, but it was the best high I've gotten ever, the aftermath was worse than coke though. Cocaine's only good for an hour then it's just garbage, vomiting and diarrhea I think I had one time, it's a mess. Initial high's pretty dope though.
>>676165703
Pubic hair? Hmmm....
If your eyebrows are any indication...
>amiright?
>>676157766
> syndra
> waifu
Pick one please
>>676166837
Hello there bubblegum
https://youtu.be/2MHhLDCJ57E
>>676166045
I suppose that was in Groningen or Friesland?
>>676166969
>6969
Pretty good.
>>676166238
>I don't want to over romanticize it, but it was the best high I've gotten ever
Sad, but it's true. The drug is horrible for you, but that's why it's a multi-billion dollar business, because you feel like your floating on cloud 9. Not to mention it's highly addictive, I just wish the healthcare system did more to help those who have grown reliant on it, I've seen some friends flush their lives down the drain just to temporarily wash away their woes.
>>676166969
Hi Yuuko, you caught me at a bad time, I'm just now leaving
Anyways I'm off, I'll be back later
Bye guys
>>676166238
Good job on staying clean!
Red claimed.
>leaving Vegas edition
>>676167025
We started and ended in Friesland, but I'm not sure if all the islands we visited belonged to that.
Only thing I remember is that there was a really good burger place at one of them.
>>676167317
See you later Galko, have a good time with your family, I hope you enjoy yourself.
>>676167130
Glad you can find purpose in wrangling the next generation of tards.
>check em
>>676167317
Enjoy your family day
>>676167491
Hehehe, cool!
>>676167576
If you ever see them shiposting you'll know who has send them.
>>676167233
Heroin was a one time thing for me, have never tried any since. Not to mention that it's basically impossible to find on Greek soil.
>>676167402
Hey blue
>>676167402
Great to see you again, Red.
>>676167952
Heroin is massive where i live. The DEA had to start military strategies and it's predicted to only get worse.
>>676168044
I can't help but think Blue's Clues whenever you say that.
>>676168376
So how do you get around the DEA Yuuko?
>>676168387
That will be the sequel to Transistor.
Transistor: Blue's Clues
>>676167402
Hey Red, how're you doing? You need to send me a pic for the 'The Ride Never Ends' bus-ride I've been working on.
>>676167952
Tell me something about living in Greece, closet I've been is Italy.
>>676168287
>Dem eyes
>>676168762
The husband of my sister-in-law is a DEA member. I plant wires in his office to know the DEA's movements. Just hope that one day a turtle bomb doesn't get him. I'd be fucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD7mnoMBjCE
>>676169222
I'll send you a pic when I get home. Still In Vegas. Got a five hour drive back.
>>676168287
Hey mate
>Red
Ranko-chan claimed fuck all of you
>>676168920
>Hey, Blue...
>Think we'll get any letters today?
>Camerata's leaving us... clues?
>But why three?
>>676169433
Good to be heading back home, eh? I hope the trip wasn't completely boring for you, at least.
>>676169710
It was, but so is everything these days. Got an appointment with a shrink next week to hopefully help out with this problem
>Red
>>676164260
>nihilism
Lower than shit-tier.
Can't-be-bothered-tier on the philosophy chart.
>>676169222
I can't say no to those trips.
It involves eating Gyros and removing Kebabs.
>>676169390
>tfw you will never have a qt3.14 explosive tortoise
Why live?
>>676169433
Okay, I'll make sure to be around.
Jinx claimed.
>>676170020
I see, hopefully you find better luck in talking to others than I did. I'm too closed off to talk to a psych or anyone like that, and it also doesn't help that I don't really trust anyone either.
https://youtu.be/B2V_8tSWgys
>>676170686
Good choice, i like flatchests too!
I'm back
#TheReturn
>>676171457
Not sure if being sarcastic or not, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you're being sincere. I just find large tits so overrated all the time. maybe it's because everyone draws them overly large (large-breasted Jinx drawings are the bane of my existence).
>>676171709
Legs
>>676171796
>>676171457
Are the flat chests rising?
>>676172044
>Are the flat chests rising?
I hope so.
Emperor claimed.
>just found the decrease speed option on MPC
Oh God. I must listen to every OP/ED like this now.
>>676171709
Sup emi
>>676172286
Found the Space Marine.
>>676171709
Hey there Emi, good to see you again.
>>676172044
>Are the flat chests rising?
Damn right they are
>>676172391
>>676172481
Hi Syndra and Juri. Have I missed anything?
>>676172694
No, but we missed you.
>>676172481
Progress pic.
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1456/694/1456694442288.jpg "[anon intensifies]")
