YLYL
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YLYL
Since you candyasses can't post quality content, i'll post this one image. I'm too tired for this shit.
>>676116118
Got you fam
>>676117275
Go back to iFunny.
>>676116834
... the fuck?!
>>676116118
Top band d00d
Anon watches porn
HTML rulez d00d
>>676117397
the fuck is ifunny
Bow down to your god.
>>676117397
What THE FUCK is an iFunny you motherfuckin shit for brain I love you
>>676117275
>kill yourself
>fam
>>676118331
>>676118767
>>676119010
Guess what. Fuck you. Don't use Bens birthday cake against me you cunt
https://youtu.be/0sKGSrZRYEw
>>676119167
dont be a fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
>>676119324
Fuckino kill yourself
>>676117850
Haha
>>676119948
don't get it
>>676119948
I thought the punchline was gonna be that the toilet made him disabled.
>>676120680
damn, that fat ass, i'd fuck curvy barbie hard
>>676120742
Isn't that the same girl that got a bunch of holes in one other comic?
>>676119010
You're
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85tr8h0BjVk
>>676120587
Is her head on backwards in that last pic?
>>676117260
Lol 9/11 joke!!! That's so funni and original!!!!! Because the plane hit the buildings and she's saying here comes the plane!!!! XD!!!!!!!
>>676119706
Holy shit havent seen this in ages
Got me hard.
>>676121974
Fuck, fell for it
>>676120448
Are you retarded?
He's using the only disabled toilet then a disabled guy needs it so to counteract his guilt he pretends he was actually disabled
>>676123812
no, I'm just sleep deprived.
>>676124400
moar
>>676118331
Let me guess... your mom wears one of those blankets on her face.
>>676125602
can we just make a hate thread
These Assigned White comics are annihilating my sides.
Assigned Male is such a pretentious fucking comic this is the perfect change.
>>676116834
>>676117458
shopped pussy. badly shopped. hair color
>>676126138
Unfortunately those are the only pages /pol/ managed to edit. I'd edit more if I could, but trying to write in niggernese would give me a migraine.
>>676122039
can't breath, fam
>>676124010
Lost at 'whore'
>>676126138
From the first few strips I actually think assigned male is a piss take.
OC
>>676116118
Marty?
>>676120587
top keks RIP cyberpoliceman
anybody got the one with the guy that has a troll hand and lived in a basement
I don't have the original, I'm too lazy to find it and post this back to back.
>>676127500
Fuckin fallout 4
>>676129905
thats not funny, people like him/her/doesn'tdeserveagenderbecausethatwouldimplythatitissentient are destroying mankind.
>>676118331
>did you learn how to greentext a day ago? Fam?
>Inb7 fam is lyfe
>>676120587
fuck you bitch
hahahahahaha
>>676127037
It's not, incredibly.
>>676118149
shit
>>676122223
lol person with an iq of 10 LOL XD
>>676121619
> joke
>>>>>>>>>>>your head
>>676120879
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>676130567
those calves are fucking HUGE...
>>676127911
Kek
>>676129261
My fucking sides
>>676123648
I don't get this. How does the bear connect to the girl and shit?
>>676133191
it has a camera in the eye nigga
>>676133352
oh my fucking god...
I will kill myself now.
>>676119537
Good movie
>>676118091
>mysides
>>676132256
FUCK YOUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know it's true.
>>676118149
U win
>>676119694
what does that mean "to play us out"?
>>676117240
>candyasses
You must be an oldfag :^)
>>676119948
that file name got me laughing hysterics
>>676135355
thanks got the one about the bean kid
>>676120587
So... we got rid of their abusive father and husband. We finally did something good for the world, we did it, /b/!!!
>>676134231
translation? sauce?
>>676135647
now it thinks its a heshe
>>676120587
Heh, you know I would probably fuck her these day-
>They/Them pronouns
Stone her!
>>676120587
The internet hate machine strikes again.
Funny, 4chan created the very thing it hates. Like neo making agent smith.
Very zen-like.
Oh god I'm so high.
>>676120680
Fat barbie can get it.
More cushion for the pushin
>>676126987
i have fat legs and can't float
wat
>>676116118
the fuck?
>>676135384
>>676120680
Rough sex with barbie
Equals
Normal sex with Fat barbie
>>676117970
i don't get it.
clearly the joke is that he likes to masturbate to the baby exploding in the microwave, but he closes his eyes while doing it thus not watching the baby explode.
it'd be like turning on porn to masturbate but turning the screen off
>>676136961
>he likes to masturbate to the baby exploding in the microwave
he just gets off to the sounds of bubbling, crackling skin cooking in the waves and the sounds of the screams, it's not like you can really see into a microwave that well to masturbate to something inside, come on
>>676136961
maybe he's edging
>>676132123
everyday is leg day when you weigh 300kg
>>676121001
Sauce?
>>676121974
Not gonna lie, that scared the shit out of me.
>>676123383
why not
>>676120762
Underrated
>>676120762
criminally underrated
>>676117970
My brain cant understand this...
>>676137798
>>676138736
welp, you beat me to it
>>676138970
kek
>>676116686
carl wheezer????????????????????
>>676134647
Holy fuck
>>676139334
why are niggers allowed
>>676137491
Babymetal - The One
>>676139096
I don't condone violence against women but I really hate Rhianna. And with that swollen face her fat nigger nose finally fits.
>>676118331
Kill yourself familia
>>676126586
what does fam mean
>>676140225
fucking lost
>>676127053
lost
>>676118091
Was a fun app, but it fucking sucks now
>>676118316
>>676120879
That just makes no fucking sense. Islam is strictly against them. LGBT and Islam have opposing ideologies, LGBT strives to protect the weakest links in society who would otherwise be picked on and overlooked because they're such a minority. Islam does the exact opposite, it picks on the weakest of society to punish, like homosexuals. LGBT want equality for everyone (or so they say). Islam is literally the polar opposite, if you're a homosexual you get chopped right away. If you're a Christian or a jew you're awarded the most basic of rights if you pay a huge sum in a tax solely because of your religion. Just what the fuck? I kind of wish I were gay so they'd let me have a voice in this instead of disregarding me as a cis white male. I'd arm the LGBT community and invade Mosques with bacon and shit. I'd come in with something catchy like, "We've got dicks in our ass and we're here to harass!" or something.
>>676140881
uh yeah
>>676121974
ow my heart
>>676123913
Shit man u okay
>>676118331
GTFO SAND NIGGA
>>676140881
You're the real MVP fam.
>>676127636
One faggot down.
>>676121712
Are people honestly dumb enough to think he was being serious?
>>676121974
FUCK YOU FAGGOT I CRACKED MY SCREEN
>>676141456
Does this actually happen? Maybe its because i'm a virgin, but when i'm about to blam, there is nothing that can hold me back, shit fires.
>>676120587
Attention seeking narcissist gets attention it craves.
Fucking insipid shitcunt should hero. One less surplus on the planet.
>>676141790
Are you black or something? Whos first reaction is to swing wildly. Only an apes.
>>676120587
and if it's a geezer now, can I punch it?
>>676123383
Didn't knew I opened Facebook
>>676119010
You're*, learn to spell faggot.
>>676142125
I think that's the point m8
Like when watching 90s porn and you get a big fucking ron jeremy face on screen exactly when you cum
>>676142345
Faggot
>>676142383
See I get that. But why would buffering be a problem? In my case it would be better. End right as the video ends, that way you don't have to be disgusted in the type of porn you watch. (Fartporn)
>>676142487
I don't know if it's because my mind is a scattered airplane crash scene at the moment, but when I saw that I found it amusing.
>>676123383
Chongchingchongchongching Chongchingchingchingchingching
>>676118149
>thanks for not aborting me
>>676123383
Hi my name is ChingChingChingChongChongChingChing
>>676123383
Ching Ching Chong Chong Chong Ching Ching
>>676121974
Kek
>tfw it doesn't scare you because on phone
>>676123625
The fuck did I just read nigga
>>676127053
Lost, nice job anon
>>676129905
somebody should've called the police and told them she's encouraging people to drive without looking at the road
>>676137121
This is true. Also, he would know if the babies explode because after he finishes masturbating, he would eventually open the microwave and see the result of microwaving the baby - either a cooked but still otherwise intact baby, or the remnants of a baby that has burst and/or exploded.
You have given me much to think about good sir.
>>676144232
Oh, it says "how long does it take". Well at any rate he would hear it explode and should thereby be able to give a reasonably accurate timeframe.
>>676133574
>tfw don't know what movie it is
SAUCE!!?
>>676140881
Catchy slogan. Also, fuck religion.
>>676116118
>FOK OFF JIM!!!
>>676128191
Pretty much my take on it. There are so many completely bland and unoriginal people with insane inferiority issues that have to invent some bullshit excuse to show how unique and special they are. But since more and more of these idiots start using the same terms they have to invent new and more obscure ones to try and remain special.
Is there r34 of Assigned Male yet?
>>676141670
he got into a legit discussion so yes.
>>676133941
>THE FUCK
>>676141683
>if it exists there is a porn of it
>if it exists there is a porn
>if it exists there is
>if it exists
>>676130718
Family is life
>>676127636
lol what a bigot newspaper.
its a she, and its a female, etc etc.
>>676120587
There is a whole thread of her nudes at master
chan.org/b/thread/130988
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BybSch6HZTo
>>676144473
the mist
>>676145421
>the joke
>your head
>>676127636
>standuptoracism.org.uk
>sweden
Nah son
>>676134503
Or it's a newfag who spent 5 minutes on ED. Wait, do newfags know about encyclopedia dramatica? I don't know anymore.
