New adventure!
Dubs decides what comes next
You wake up, next to a road with no sign of life in sight. You don't remember anything about yourself, not even your name.
RULES:
-Only the first get after each update will be counted.
-Trips will trigger an event.
-Quads will always count, no exceptions, and will trigger an event.
-You only control the guy. "Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will be unsuccessful, unless quads.
Beat your self bloody
Train comes
chop your arm off and shove it in your ass
>>676060711
winrar
>>676060800
check'd
>>676060711
You start beating yourself up, breaking one of your arms in the process. One punch to your skull did reveal a vague memory about a black man in chains.
OP from previous thread here. Go left.
>>676061282
jerk off and cum all over yourself
>>676061282
start dancing
Sprint left till exhausted
>>676061320
attention whore
run down the road like a madman in front of a car
>>676061587
roodypoo
You masturbate
>>676061587
Fuck off, faggot.
If dubs, go left.
>>676061282
run until you encounter civilization. once you find people find a cop and rape him
>>676061587
rol
l>>676061726
nigger
>>676061833
winrar
>>676061320
attention whore
>>676061282
you meet mango and mew2king from smash bros melee
Continue down the road (to the right)
>>676061833
check'd
>>676062333
something better happen op
>>676062333
wasted trips
>>676062406
It wasn't the first get.
>>676061587
the car hits you, you get some bruised ribs but are okay. The man stops his car.
dubs decides
>>676062659
Pull him out of his car and fuck him in the ass
>>676062659
Rob him of everything
Shoot the person who ran you over and steal his car
>>676062659
Steal his car and drive to the left
rape him and steal his car
>>676062659
implode
>>676062844
Winrar
>>676062333
kurwa
>>676063133
fucking wasted again nigger
>>676063298
This won, nigger
>>676062844
you stop at a house, it seems like there is nobody home or awake. In the distance you see another house, light is burning inside of it.
dubs decide
>>676063581
burn the building down and go on a high-speed police chase
>>676063581
Break the window of the nearby house and steal anything useful.
>>676063298
yeah.. kekd when I saw that lol, I am pretty good at getting one offs and wasting the ones I get am I right? pic related... It's me...
>>676063581
you break into the lit house and see a negro eating a banana and fucking a housecat
>>676063777
ayy lmao
if dubs: masturbate
>>676063687
reroll
>>676063777
nigger
>>676063777
stop wasting trips fag
>>676063777
event oh boy
>>676063777
wasted trips aswell fuckin hell,
He breaks in to abandoned house and eats some pbj
Fuck car
>>676063777
>>676063777
I am dying right now
Shuffle
>>676064100
I am going blitzkrieg on these dubs and trips.
he presses a button in the car and teleports to 1756 and finds his great great great great great great grandmother
>>676064311
ok I am offically the prophet of the gods sent here to waste your dubs and trips.
>>676064311
>>676064100
Fucking stop wasting dubs. Put "If dubs: " if you are going to post stuff like this
>>676063777
Event for trips. A crazy old man comes outside the house, holding a baseball bat while shouting something about niggers. Only now, you realize that you're black.
Dubs decide
>>676064490
you suck his cock
>>676064490
Be beaten for being a nigger
>>676064566
win
Did you guys remember to forward your clocks by an hour?
>>676064490
you get out of the car and double foot kick him
in the fucking chest and then pick yourself up
and take his bat, bend him over and shove it up
his ass and then snap it as fast as you can
upwards so it breaks inside his ass and then
you have the other piece as a weapon to hold
on too
>>676064769
roll
>>676064769
>>676064829
lol nvm didn't notice
>>676064566
was busy writing that shit
>>676064566
fearing for your life, you start sucking the old guys cock.
dubs decide
Eat his ass
>>676065002
you suddenly stop sucking his dick take a few
steps back and double foot kick him
in the fucking chest and then pick yourself up
and take his bat, bend him over and shove it up
his ass and then snap it as fast as you can
upwards so it breaks inside his ass and then
you have the other piece as a weapon to hold
on too
>>676065002
Steal bat and insert into own ass
>>676065143
roll I guess
Turn into a werewolf
>>676064566
Winrar
>>676065143
fucking kek. roll
>>676065002
bite his dick off and steal his bat
>>676065002
bite off cock
you suck his wifes cock >samefag here
>>676065385
roll
You bite his dick off and kill him, then slowly enter the house
>>676065143
roll again
Suddenly a wolf appears to help you and become your best friend and future love interest
>>676065143
now dubs get
>>676065579
Read the rules.
If dubs: bite cock
where are those dubs?
you suddenly realise the old man was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era
>>676065143
lets get get
>>676065143
trying again
you realise it was just a dream and are actually coming out of a heroin overdose in hospital and realise the doctor is indeed putting his dick in your belly button
>>676065777
wasted
>>676065755
get
with the old man anally destroyed, you now have 2 weapons. What will you do now?
dubs decide
>>676066286
get indeed
>>676065002
you bite it off
Enter the house
>>676066329
rob house with weapons
>>676066329
look in his pockets for keys to his apartment and
go steal any misc shit from the car
>>676066488
well this and >>676066500
kind of are the same thing so good get mate
>>676066411
Ignore this one
>>676066488
Do this
>>676066652
Read the rules faggot
>>676066807
Nigger, it doesn't make sense after the latest update.
>>676066807
well yeah but to be honest it says "you bite it off"
not even "you roll him over hearing the baseball bat churning his inners into mush and biting his dick of"
>>676066488
you find a handgun with some ammo, some jewelry and a top hat.
dubs decides
>>676067117
lol bite*
>>676067213
forgot pic
>>676067213
forgot pic
if dub get
you go back outside get in the car and drive off
to the left looking for some crackers to rob
you stretch your pussy wide enough to hide both weapons. and you hide them. in your pussy.
>>676067403
roll for this because pretty solid
>>676067504
roll
>>676067403
roll again
>>676067213
find and bribe nigger friends and join their gang
>>676067504
you open the door and smash your dick in it
>>676067403
is it bad if i roll three time ? if so sue me
Kill yourself because you are a nigger and donate everything you have to donald trump
>>676067724
Roll
>>676067657
roll for this
>>676067724
Rolling
sell jewelry for money and buy hookers
>>676067403
uno dos tres quatro roll
>>676067778
off by one fuck
>>676067724
>>676067778
>>676067818
have to get quads to kill yourself faggots
>>676067833
ok this is good
>>676067895
yeah.. he was one off from quads.....
>>676068027
others werent close though
>>676068187
maybe they were trying for it though,
well lets just agree that they are faggots since they wanted to kill the story
>>676067833
selling the jewelry, you go to a brothel and have sex with 2 hookers. Fortunately, since you already were a nigger, they cant give you aids because you already have it.
dubs decide
>>676068658
he shoots the artist, the end.
>>676068500
agreed
>>676068658
slam your dick in the door until it falls off
>>676068658
Shit into tophat and then feed it to hookers.
>>676068875
roll
>>676068875
rolling
>>676068658
punch hookers in stomach to abort potential children
Think about your life and cry. Then apply for college.
>>676068875
fucking roll
Fart
>>676068875
DUBS GET
>>676069007
roll
Continue driving to the left
>>676068875
r0ll
>>676068875
roll for dick slam
>>676068658
find some kids. start a gang with the goal of killing all whites
Convert to islam
>>676068875
gimme dubs
Eat hookers
>>676068875
roll for this
>>676068875
R O L L
O
L
L
you teleport to congress and fuck hilary
>>676069385
reroll
rob hookers and go to kfc
>>676068875
roll
get dubs
>>676068875
reroll
take the hookers head behind you shove her
down and make her lick your asshole and
threaten to shoot her through the back and out
the ass, and accidentally do it, end up getting
really turned on and fur her in the hole and
realize that it wasn't such a good idea turns out
she had hiv that's why you were fucking the
other one, now you get mad at the other one for
being a little pussy bitch and not telling you and
you beat her up with your gun til she gets
knocked out, and you see blood dripping out of
her head. turn out you whipped her too hard
shes dead too. well might as well fuck her in
the eye hole since she is dead too and you will
have too kill everyone in the brothel later, why
not enjoy your last moments of peace right?
all these singles
>>676069844
fur = fuck
>>676069844
Do you fucking write this shit on notepad with wordwrap off and then paste it here?
>>676069844
>>676068658
>Fortunately, since you already were a nigger, they cant give you aids because you already have it.
>>676070016
nope lol, fucking wasted so many dubs and trips
and I have gotten so many gets too lol.
like I said must be some kind of prophet.
>>676070188
ffs do you see this shit ^
>>676070016
>>676069844
after fucking the hookers eyehole and having a great orgasm, you kill everyone in the brothel.
Dubs decide
>>676068500
Go fuck yourself fag, this thread is copied from the original one and is total shit.
Also if dubs hang yourself by the balls from a skyscraper
>>676070523
Roll
>>676070508
slam your dick in the door until it falls off
>>676070508
find other niggers and create a gang
Slam dick in door
>>676070709
roll
>>676070709
reroll
>>676070523
Rolling
>>676070709
rolling
>>676070730
rerollio
Poop
>>676070709
R O L L
O
L
L
>>676070523
Rollio
>>676070709
ROLLIO
>>676070523
Roreo
Steal every TV in the town
>>676070523
dude.. I know It's copied.. but that doesn't mean It's not fun... the original OP even cam in this one and rolled because sometimes It's fun to not be the story teller, I think you need to chill your tits and justy enjoy or leave man lol.
if dubs go outside and find some white crackers to rob
>>676070709
dubs get
>>676071122
Winrar fags
>>676071133
winrar and if you can have them in a pile in your backyard that would be nice as well
>>676071148
>white crackers
>>676071148
I agree with you, but it's not made well. And something that is made too often and this bad loses it's charm
>>676071190
depends if that implies he dies = an hero
because he needs quads for that
>>676071417
Who said he dies ? He just hangs himself by the balls off a skyscraper fag
>>676071122
Winrar
>>676071411
yeah that is true, the thing that I really liked
about the first one was that it really had this
chance factor that made you wonder what might happen
in this one it's a bit more boring you could say
and nothing really surprises you but OP might
become more creative and in the future maybe
he will have something ready for us too blow
our minds lol, well anyways I'm just here for all
these sick gets im getting
>>676071546
yeah that's why i said depends..
>>676071122
You hang yourself by the balls on a skyscraper. The shock of pain makes you drop the handgun. What now you dipshit?
dubs decide
>>676071877
youre the only fag who assumed he dies. the rest of us know he will just dangle there still alive
>>676071917
Cut the rope, land in one of the windows, find the nearest door, and slam your dick in it until it falls off.
>>676071917
fall down after the gun and attempt to retrieve it. do some sick flips in the air while you're at it
cut your balls off. fall down. shove severed nigger balls into mouth of fetus. proceed to fucking rape the fetus. cum over fetus and eat whole.
>>676072105
roll
>>676072105
reroll
>>676071148
Still here, my dude. Idk. I'm having fun.
If dubs, chew threw scrotum, break window, and climb inside.
>>676072105
rolling
>>676071917
you try to pull yourself up but end up ripping of your ballsack, lucky you that aladin was flying below you on his magic carpet and you landed on it and your ballsack that fell of the other side of the rope, lets hope his blue magic man can grant some wishes for us if this gets then next dubs decide wish lol
Do a flip...?
>>676071917
cut rope. fall down onto floor. get fucked up bad by gravity. get handgun. shoot dick
>>676072114
reroll. dubs get plz
>>676072105
R O L L
O
L
L
Swing until you break the glass then cut your dick with a little piece and start using it as a weapon and kill eveeybody in the building
>>676072377
Winrar
bamp
>>676072377
you cut the rope and fall, after doing some sick flips you catch the gun and use the rope as a grappling hook, succesfully saving yourself from gravity's demise
>>676073252
you break the window with your weapon and crawl inside
>>676073252
look through the window and shoot the first person you see
>>676073252
you try to break the window with your gun but
end up losing your grip on the rope and start
falling again, lucky you that aladin was flying
below you on his magic carpet and you landed
on it and your ballsack that fell of the other
side of the rope, lets hope his blue magic man
can grant some wishes for us if this gets then
next dubs decide wish lol
>>676072298
hi emperor Trump
OP's was better, but still
>>676073522
you look through the windows and see a guy, you shoot him with precision and jump inside. As you look closer you see that it was a cop that you shot!
>>676074493
shit, must be in a police station. take cop's gun and proceed to loot the rest of the building
OP here, sorry but I have to go.. Yeah I know im a faggot, feel free to continue the story and make it better. Thanks for the good time.
>>676074493
find a door and slam your dick in it until it falls off
>>676074493
Steal badge and use it to arrest people for minor drug offences. Sell confiscated drugs to build a drug empire from within the dead man's house.
>>676074764
Bye bye
>>676074800
welp, looks like it's finally happening
>>676075026
oh god do i try
