Since you faggots spoiled star wars for me.
I'll spoil Batman V Superman for you.
>Superman dies
*Burn you pieces of shit*
>>676050430
>>Last scene establishes that he'll come back
Nice, 4chan was wrong for once
>>676050430
Meh I watched spoiler reviews yesterday because I could get care less about the DC cinematic universe.
>>676050430
>Superman dies
Superman literally can't die, he'll come back in the next movie.
>>676051244
He's not in the cast of the injustice movie that's gonna come out.
>>676050430
GFY OP
http://avimovies.uclip.mobi/info/470182.xhtml
Batman VS Superman full movie
>>676051636
No. He can die. But they won't allow one of their biggest money makers leave.
>>676051922
I think batman v superman left behind a great legacy of a pot of gold. New heroes new gold
>>676050430
>superman dies
>not reading superman comics
meh
>>676050430
Superman dies
Lex is a childish retard
Wonderwoman is a generic, modern day feminist that don't need no man
The Batman/Superman fight lasts for about 10 minutes, but Batman calls off the fight because his mom had the same name as Superman's mom
The Doomsday fight is very short an boring
Bruce Wayne overpowers Superman without a suit on
Have fun all.
>>676052127
We all know they could never kill off a major member of the Justice League for good.
>>676050430
God damn Zack Snyder fucking sucks.
>>676052562
But they have many many times, till we get a reboot that is.
>>676052363
Dont forget forced batman nightmares to establish Darksied in the next movies
>>676050430
>watching a superhero movie
In the final fucking scene the dirt floats from the fucking coffin.
He isnt fully dead, did you even see the movie you fucking retarded 9fuckers?
>>676050430
lol you dont think this hasnt been posted 1000 times already. 4chan is a bunch of faggots being gay.
>>676053381
God they are such shit... filled with stupid little jokes, and cg men punching each other. Comic books were great, but I can't understand anyone over 18 enjoying them. The industry has just gone to absolute shit, but it's all so trendy and cool!!!11!1!XD
>>676053404
He's dead bro. Go check out some DC posts. He's not even gonna be in the injustice movie.
>>676053404
Guess someone's butthurt
>>676053404
>Bu-but Peeved Hombre say he kill
>>676053404
what the fuck is a 9fucker
>>676052363
Where did batman get the kryptonite. And why did batman let superman live just because lois said martha.It doesnt add up.
>>676053977
This guy.. I like you guy
And check
>>676054254
Batman is an epic level detective. I doubt it would be difficult for him to find a green rock.
>>676053091
You win
>>676054037
No hes not dead, like that picture. the dirt rises from the coffin or whatever. hes comming back
>>676054208
really?
>>676054165
While half dead in space, he even regenerates his skin and hair ffs, he was dead in space, and revived himself with the power of Movie Magic.
>>676054810
>>676054584
Denial(The nile) is a river in egypt
>>676054373
I gave up after they fucked the story line of civil war. So many great things were going on in the marvel universe, and so many things were going to dramatically change. Then they just tossed it all away. Also, I always hated how they would hide things and tell you to pick up another title of you wanted to see what was happening. It just so happened to be a lesser selling title.
>>676055014
If he regenrates from being hit by a nuke and loosing all of his skin. How the fuck could he not survive a hole in his chest.
>>676054810
There we are , the typical dumbass retard who doesnt even bother to google shit. Superman is powered by the sun. The sun can heal him up and even give him more power the more closer he is to it.
>>676054533
Not shown in the movie. And still doesnt answer the question about martha and him letting superman off.
>>676050430
its a super comic movie.. ofc someone had to die, or even if someone died, idc. seen that shit so many times before, like, how often did batman/superman die before and came back :D story power of the comic... if ppl still get upset about it and call themselves fans, they just suck. #burned
>>676050430
>Since you faggots spoiled star wars for me.
>I'll spoil Batman V Superman for you.
>tries to spoil
>adds spoiler alert
>mfw i remain unspoiled a full day post release
thx for reminding me i cant read anything online today almost fell into a trap
>>676055241
You really think that they're that smart? Listen, im not a homeboy who sits and reads the fucking DC wiki page on how and what superman can do. But i'm pretty sure that the scene was t´pretty basic, he just healed himself up, like the scar on his face.
>>676055198
Doomsday pierced his heart with his bone that's completely made from kryptonite
im glad i watched the premiere instead of letting yous virgin faggots ruin it for me the way yous spoilered star wars. bunch of fucking virgins. gthe filmsucked donkey dick anyways. eyeball garbage and you couldnt even see the action because it was so dark. gthe diretors cut will prob b beter and make more sense...
>>676055241
Isn't that how they brought him back in the comics? They tossed him into the sun or something.
>>676055241
Batman took the kryponite from Lex and left a batblade in the case
>>676055535
Listen dumbass. You went into a superhero movie without knowing the basic story of two basic superhero characters. Its a known trait superman has that hes powered by the sun. Block the sun and hes down to half power.
>>676055576
Engles por favor?
Who fuckin cares?
Waiting on next Marvel movie
>>676055669
No idea but that would make sense. In the comic superman prime he spent years in the sun and came out a god. So its likely
>>676055759
sure fam, but he was even exposed to light from the sun when he was in the coffin. And propably also before that.
>>676055984
Its how closer you are to the sun. The closer he is the more power he gets.
They can bring back k superman, but han is dead forever.
>>676050430
That moment when OP knows superman will be back and is just trolling you dumb ass faggots.
>>676055669
Naw, the eradicator took supe's body and places it in a kryptonian healing/ generation "matrix" (giant metalic pod)
>>676050430
lmfao I forgot that Superman died. I guess I don't really care, he'll come back anyway.
>>676056208
The feels
>Make it stop
>>676050430
Anyone who gave a shit already knows you Michael Cera-fuckwit
>>676056123
okay pal, but while he was dead he was exposed to enough sun (idfk how much you dont see that shit), that he could wake up afterwards. Like a super-coma, for like 20 hours.
>>676054254
Yummy
Hahahaha
>>676051808
>mfw it really works
>>676056602
Lol gtfo low quali bate im i rite /b/iggas??? uptop xDdDD
>>676051419
>could care less
You mean "couldn't care less"
>>676050430
Superman fucks your ass
>>676051419
Still watches review about the movie.
k
>>676055770
Sú mo bud, fear glic. Google that you ballbag
Zero fucks given. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find an s/fur thread.
>>676056845
That doesn't even make sense, even in another languague you fucking dipshit.
superman cant die, his heart rate drops to 1 bpm.
>>676053091
Topkek
>>676055984
you just reminded me the tmnt 2 comes out this year. yay! =)
>>676051765
Neither was Spiderman until like two weeks ago
>>676057053
I think that's kind of the same thing they had Jalen in the animated movie "Superman Doomsday"
>>676056300
Lies. his heartbeat was just slowed right down. he cant die on earth.
>>676054254
He stole it from Lex Luthor
>>676050430
So you know what it's like for someone to spoil a movie for you? And you think it's OK for you to do that to someone else?
You haven't learned a God damned thing.
>>676057239
Spiderman's in the Injustice movie?
This movie was absolute fucking shit. I fell asleep.
>>676056829
Of course he does. He could care less.
>>676054254
He probly saw in supermans eyes, that he was just as human as badman was. Like, he had a famiry he cared about. Instead of batman just thinking he was some alien comming to fuck all the women on le planed.
Talk about Hollywood whitewash, even the POTUS waswhite
>>676050430
jokes on you i don't give a shit about a stupid kids movie
>>676053404
Did you just draw that? Holy shit you're fucking stunning!
>>676054037
well, how aboot Justice League Part One cast?
>>676050430
What is the fb guy doing here?
>>676057001
Just because you dont know what language it is doesnt make me a dipshit. It makes you an ballbag
>>676050430
Why is he not bald?
>>676058089
Well even Google Trainslait couldnt figure out wtf that meant, r ur gramatiks all righte nigga?
>>676055559
I don't think it's made from kryptonite. I think it's that they're both kryptonian so on the same level. Like if someone bites someone else.
>>676058216
Luther doesn't shave his head until prison.
>>676050430
Superman can't die, any and every nerd that's every read a DC comic knows that.
>>676050430
Superman comes back in the mext movie.
Batman and superman come out as gay and adopt a black kid to promote hollywood's faggot liberal agenda.
>>676058317
You're an idiot. Everyone knows his bones is made from kryptonite. Comics, games,mini series etc
>>676051765
>last scene of the movie clearly implies he's alive
> BUT MUH CASTING CREDITS????
>>676058239
alright. i will tell you since you are clearly an autist. it is gaeilge. and dont all me a nigger. im a fenian.
>>676057239
You fucking idiot
>>676057583
You must have a poor attention span you normie scum
paintskills
this movie didnt feel like a movie. more like a trailer for about 6 other movies.
>>676058771
k fam
>>676058760
Who's bones? The fucking monster? If it's not explained in the movie then it doesn't count.
How the fuck am I supposed to know that some monster has kryptonite bones?
>>676059093
I. Fucking. Love. It.
>>676059093
Why does Batman look like a mouse?
Holy shit, and he has an M on his chest!
FUCKING SPOILERS!
>>676052363
Was not at all excited to see it at first, but then GF surprises me with that she likes the avengers etc movies and thinks that we should watch it. I get really excited cause she's always been too "normal" (typical hot girl her hobby = sit at café and instagram).
>Went to see it with her
>Some girl cries really hard when superman dies
>Think GF might cry too
>Look at her
>She looks back with the biggest grin on her face
>Leans over and whispers in my ear
>"This movie fucking sucks"
Holy shit did that movie blow, Lex luthor was just fucking cringe with his "dingding" shit at the end. At least my girlfriend leveled up.
>>676059601
>girlfriend
>>676059293
It's common knowledge.
>>676059601
I don't give two fucks that your girlfriend is a nerd like you. No one does, except you and that is only because you are porking her
>>676059601
Was not at all excited to see it at first, but then GF surprises me with that she likes the avengers etc movies and thinks that we should watch it. I get really excited cause she's always been too "normal" (typical hot girl her hobby = sit at café and instagram).
>Went to see it with her
>Some girl cries really hard when superman dies
>Think GF might cry too
>Look at her
>She looks back with the biggest tears on her face
>Leans over and whispers in my ear
>"This movie fucking rocks"
Holy shit did that movie rule, Lex luthor was just fucking awesome with his "dingding" shit at the end. At least my girlfriend leveled up.
>fixed
>>676050430
Everybody already knows stupid. But with a three movie deal do you think the next one is gonna be batman v dead superman., Pull your hand out of your ass trap cunt.
>>676059601
"oh yea ttly luuuv irone mang,! and captain avengers!!! lets go see batman forever!!"
>implying you have a girlfriend
>>676059944
It wasn't explained in the movie. And they didn't glow green.
>>676060108
i loledxd
>>676060242
Do you live in a cave or some shit.
>>676060114
Once I heard doomsday was in it I knew superman was going to die
>>676050430
If he's dead why did the soil move and gravity change around his coffin similar to Man of Steel?
Dumb faggot cunt bitch idiot mother fucker.
You didn't even watch the movie nigger.
>>676050430
>Fighting Doomsday
>Superman dies
No shit sherlock. Welcome to 1992
>>676050430
And I bet capt America will die in civil war. All this shit has been done.
>>676050430
you fucking faggot piece of shit. saw it last night and he dosent stay dead
>>676051244
,lo
Superman will be reincarnated as a black woman.
>>676051922
Read a comic stupid
>>676060421
It's not called a cave, it's called your mom's basement. and no, I don't.
I'm a casual movie goer who thought the movie was great. I got the story but have no idea who some of the people are.
Lex Luthor makes a monster and I'm supposed to know who that is? Flash I can figure out. Swimming guy is Aquaman, I guess. No idea who the fucking cube-dead-skeleton guy is. And who was that guy in the portal in Batman's dream?
I could google all this shit, and probably will eventually.
>>676050430
>Superman dies
Good, fuck that self-cucking faggot
This movie was fucking amazing. Amazing acting by almost everybody (fuck off gal) and dark enough for me. The main fight scene was the best ive seen in a superhero movie. So stfu with your dumb critics and enjoy this form of art.
>>676050430
''>''
0 is the amount of fucks I give for those movies op. Also Bruce Willis is dead all the time.
>btw the last star wars is gonna reveal anakin is actually son of the force, get cuck kid
>>676061406
It sucked, was boringly pathetic, I would rather sit through all the Shrek movies than this pile of shit again.
>>676050430
ITT :spoiler wars
>>676062079
I....uh.uh......HOLY FUCK.....MORE?
>>676062079
>>676061976
>>676061808
>>676061696
How did this become a porn thread?
>>676061808
>>676061976
>>676062079
>Someone posts nudes in a comic thread.
>Whole fucking thread halts while everyone faps.
>>676062562
not exactly you retard
>>676062562
That isn't even true you backwards spaz.
>>676062335
Well, I found another on my own
>>676051636
Oh? Then how come General Zog and his clonies can die?
>>676052363
congress is blown up by lex luthors wheel chair friend. superman is framed.
The flash makes two cameos.. One is surveillance footage of a robbery he stops, and the other is him coming back in time to warn Bruce Wayne of a bad future.
Aquaman makes his cameo when he kills an underwater camera with a spear.
Cyborg makes his cameo in a video showing his creation.
lex gets his head shaved when he goes to prison
>>676054254
He steals it from Lexcorp's lab.
He leaves a batarang in its place.
This is all shown explicitly in the movie, you shower of imbeciles.
Next time spoil a good movie.
>>676062780
>General Zog
>Zog
>...
>>676053404
Also the music is implying a heartbeat
thx for revenging me
>>676055382
You're so right, dying superman is like hearing about dead han solo. Glad you didn't have to see that shit.
>>676056208
Yup, it's not like Kamino and cloning exists in that universe.
>but ford won't do another we barely wanted to do this one
So? Young Han, new actor. Same shit as that MiB 3 flop, young actor being tommy lee jones, no one saw it. This kills SW even faster than we thought possible. Cap this response and check the date. I almost guarantee it will happen.
>>676050430
you bastard you made me spill my drink
now your for it, just you wait
>>676062780
Jet fuel.
>>676061773
>implying the Shrek movies aren't entertaining
fucking pleb
>>676050430
I already got it spoiled not that I care
But why you would alert that you are going to spoil something
Thats not how spoiling for the lulz works
>>676050430
>> spoiling star wars
as if there is a bigger Spoiler for that movie than watching Episode 4 to 6
>>676062319
I doubt it will follow anything at all from the books. Which sucks, seeing tony's whole crazed gun grabbing attitude lead to him making a thor bot that murders a hero in cold blood is just one of many things that would be hilarious on screen.
But if hollywood keeps one stupid thing in, it will probably be martyring cap. Especially with this being the end of his trilogy. Wonder if he'll come back for another avengers when someone from guardians uses thanos' gauntlet.
>>676050430
I'll spoil Civil War.
>Captain America dies.
>Spider-Man is a kid.
>>676063020
DAMN IT WHY DID I READ THIS AND STAY IN THE THREAD TO GLOAT
>>676063948
I fucking hate the 12 years old spider man
>>676063848
I am retarded, I got Cap's freedom thing and how it would apply to literally anything in life. So long as you don't infringe on someone else's personal freedom you are free to do as you wish in life.
But I never quite drew the line to Tony Stark being a sort of grief driven fear monger, like an angry soccer mom that lost a kid to a gun she didn't lock up. So now she votes hillary into office and shits on people that like to go shooting basically. Ironman was so fucking unlikable in those books.
They won't do that to him in the movie, people like RDJ too much.
>>676063948
Shazam is an old man
>>676062319
>>676063848
I don't wanna troll, this is an honest question.
I've not seen any of the Marvel movies except Guardians of the Galaxy, but I watched the trailer for Civil War today.
I bought a few old Captain America comics a few years ago and there was a sidekick in it called Nomad.
Is the Winter Solder and Nomad the same guy? Or is it all completely different?
i saw that happening. even looking up people who read the comic book said batman wins
>>676062335
Nasty mudshark, bitch is into nig nogs and k-9s
>>676064449
Honest question nigga. I don't know.
>>676050430
superman "dies"
dont forget that its superman were talking about here
>implying I care about capeshit movies
>>676051419
You rly should see it. I'ts honestly one of the best superhero movies ever. WAY better than The Avengetards.
>>676064705
>Nomad
No. they're different people.
>>676065153
Thank you anon.
>>676053404
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>676064943
You only care about gapeshit movies instead
>my dick going so many times in your ass it's gaping
>you can't even control your bowels and shit just leaks out and I make you eat it off my dick
fucking faggot
