Waifu claiming thread. Version Mambo No. 5
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Claim.
And off to bed I go. Sleep well, everyone!
Ryougi Shiki claimed
Ayy
actually going now
>claimed
Suggestive faces
>>676028457
Most deadly waifu claimed
Best flat-chested goth waifu claimed.
>>676030443
Good night, Shiro.
Obligatory claim.
>>676030443
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>676030517
See you later, buddy. Stay safe, hope you feel better.
>>676030532
>suggestive hands
>>676030443
Gute Nacht!
>>676030517
cya Galko!
>>676030344
I am also a kebab.
>and a bit of a jew
Although I'm a Vaegir, I think.
I never paid much attention to these things.
You can use whichever troops you like and can get a hold of.
Err, guess I need to mention I am playing Floris Extended, which apparently is the best and most expansive enhancement of the vanilla game.
>but not the vanilla game
>claiming
>>676030645
>most deadly waifu
Miho claimed
Will be leaving soon.
>me I said I was gonna go one hour ago.
Guess I'm still here, huh?
Tenryuu claimed
Claim
Essence of sadistic grappling perfection claimed
>Might be a little more active, put Transistor down for a bit
>Playing SFV atm though
Hello and good tidings to all fellow /waifu/'s.
>>676030443
>>676030517
Goodnight.
>>676030085
Exactly.
>>676030344
They're knights are good but other than that yeah.
>>676030923
Heil!
Best German CV claimed
Claimed
>>676030880
Glad to have you around for however long you'll be staying, man.
>>676030912
>Who needs sleep
>>676030923
Heyo, Tenryuu.
>>676031056
Heyo, Juri.
>>676031062
Thank ya kindly, legs.
>>676031122
>coffee all around
>>676031122
Welcome back Graf!
>>676031137
Welcome to the thread
Sup?
>Rubyanon
>>676031062
Hi
>>676031327
And im leaving.....
>>676030797
Hahah
>insult other waifus
I love you guys
>>676030826
I'm locked and loaded, come at me, bro.
>>676031062
Hey, how are you doing?
emperor of mankind claimed.
>>676031657
Only your waifu is shit
>>676031523
Heyo, Rubi-kun. Hope ya slept well.
>>676031533
See you later, buddy. Stay safe.
>>676030443
Gute Nacht
>>676031678
The Emperor protects.
Fucking hell, i cant sleep because my relatives are being shit.
Syndra claimed
Yarr harr fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright with me.
>>676031678
The Holy God Emperor of mankind truly is the best waifu.
>>676031533
Goodbye my sweet one.
>>676031523
Hi Ruby! <3
How did the party go yesterday?
>>676031657
>I'm locked and loaded
>My über's locked and loaded like a trooper! Medicare's one shot away!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRYFuje8_bc
Doing fine today, it's been a great day so far, and you?
holy shit i took a long ass nap
like 3 hours
>>676032154
thats bad
wanna hang around with us?
so i'm bored as fuck. how have your days been going?
>>676031990
>>676032215
indeed.
Claimed
>>676032483
shit forgot pic
>>676032337
Me too, red wine and Cognac makes me a very sleepy man.
>>676032215
Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
>Hi Bun Bun
>>676031895
>Rubi
Kek, I'm too tired for this.
>>676032483
Music, that is all with some teaching in between.
>>676031895
Hey there Hand-Kun. Slept pretty nice. Now I'm just relaxing. Dont have to work tomorrow thankfully. You?
>>676032336
Hey there Emi! <3<3
Party went well yesterday. Had a good time.
>Someone got body slammed into a washing machine. It was pretty great
How has your day been?
>>676031982
Zu schade das du nicht TS möchtest.....naja, vllt. ein andermal
>>676032387
As long as you eat rasins
>>676032483
>>676032548
Considering how many Guardsmen consider him their waifu - would you say your regard for him is extraordinary.
Does your dedication surpass that of the Ecclesiarchy?
>I'm not an Inquisitor, promise
>>676033041
Ja ich schlaf nochmal drüber saufe mir mut an und dann machen wir das mal und schauen was raus kommt
>>676033074
fucking raisins man
>>676033014
Glad to hear it, buddy. Listening to some Halo 1 OST right now. Aside from that, I'm about to go play Shogun 2.
No work tomorrow? Nice, glad your party went well. Glad you've been able to have fun and relax these past few days, you really deserve it.
>Cute picture
Thanks for asking, man.
>>676033217
probably not surpassing the Ecclesiarchy, (christ that would be insane) but something on par with them.
Internet claimed
Claimed forever.
>>676033041
Cool seeing you here Tenryuu :P
>>676033676
>surpassing the Ecclesiarchy
The highest level of yandere known to man.
>>676033014
>Someone got body slammed into a washing machine
That really sounds like you really did have a good time kek
Love when you drink so much that anything sounds like a great idea
My day went well, even went running for no reason at all.
>My ex kinda got in the way, but things went well still
>>676031822
I'm glad you think so highly of me. If every other waifu were to be considered shit, than it wouldn't be much of an insult.
>If you called every other girl as pretty as me, it wouldn't make me feel so special
>>676032336
I chuckled. An impressive amount of production value, and the fact that the writers were able to get 4 whole minutes is impressive. Most parodies wouldn't be quite as long.
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>>676034459
>went running for no reason at all.
>no reason at all.
>>676034507
>>676034583
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Yuuko is of claim
>>676034583
I literally have that jacket she's wearing in the photo, it's a really nice jacket.
>>676033649
>Halo OST
My brown skinned individual. I need to play Shogun 2 still.
Yeah my boss just said "take the day off kid. Jesus didn't die for nothing". He's a chill dude. The party was a lot of fun.
>T-thanks Hand-kun
>Nice picture yourself
>>676034459
Alcohol makes people do dumb things. I wish I had a camera last night. We had a huge group fight with plastic sticks and nerf guns.
Glad you could run today!
>Sorry to hear about your ex. Glad things went well still. :)
>>676034876
Sup Yuuko?
>>676034876
Heyo.
>>676035053
Heyo.
>>676034459
Heyo.
>>676031327
Always good to see you around, Hand.
>>676032154
I wouldn't know how that feels, but I hope it gets better for you Syndra.
>>676032541
Red, always good to see you too.
>Red... we can't just leave her like this.
>I wonder how "they" feel knowing she'll be leading us to them.
>>676033014
Glad you had a good time, Ruby.
>>676034876
I think you'll be happy to know operation smokehouse is about 75% complete.
>>676033649
In case you didn't play it before (I sorta don't remember)
Get the overseas trade nodes asap.
Trade ships are more important than a navy, initially.
Always shop around in diplomacy. Trade agreements are excellent, you could even get some cahs in return on occasion.
You can sell one-sided open borders, as well.
Not much esoteric advice beyond that.
>>676035323
Well for the most part they are blasting shity russian music
>also i acidentaly left my phone unlocked and someone did this
>thankfully i have applocks
>>676031327
>love this pic hand kun !
>>676031520
Hello again sweetheart
>Sorry for late respond WoWs with tenten
>Salty tenten
>>676035523
>operation smokehouse
What did i miss?
>>676034720
I normally have a schedule for running.
But I could say that I went running because I felt like it. It might be a good reason
>>676034507
The only thing I missed in that video was an good German accent. It's literally my only complaint, but the video is great
>>676035053
>huge group fight with plastic sticks and nerf guns
I'm envious now, holy crap, you do know how to have fun
And that sounds like a great idea sober, so drunk it must be the best thing ever
>>676035580
Hi bacon qt
>>676035789
>A German guy shouting
I'd be scared as shit
>>676034876
Heyo, Yuuko. Sleep well?
>>676035053
Mmm, glad to know we both like it. I suck at RTS but Shogun 2 is still fun none the less.
Sounds like a nice guy, glad you had fun.
>D-don't mention it, qt.
>>676035323
Thanks, buddy. Up to anything right now?
>>676035789
>Love your waifu pics in general
>Hugs
>>676035846
Nothing aside from the average shitposting.
>>676035846
WoWs?
I'm sick and don't feel like doing anything, but I'll do it for you
>>676034366
i will never do this
>>676035178
Heyo Ruri!
>such a qt
>>676035323
Thanks Juri! How's your day been?
>>676035975
It was quite the night. We just ganged up on one friend and destroyed him. It was a great night Kek.
You up to anything right now?
>>676036016
I need to play more RTS games honestly. Any recommendations?
>>676036127
>do it
>>676036287
>do this
>>676034366
>Do it
Are you do-itting it on purpose? ~_~
youtu.be/hAEQvlaZgKY
>>676036541
What kind of rts games do you want?
Want base building elements or more like TW games? I would recommend checking out the wargame series
>>676035975
Yeah, it seemed off from time to time, but I have to give him credit for being able to do as well as he did while singing, which makes it harder.
And I'm doing well today, just brushing up on some trivia. Getting a little hungry.
>>676036541
RTS games? If you like Sci-Fi you should get Warhammer 40,000 Dawn of War, but I'm a bit biased since it's my favorite series.
You can get all of the Dawn of War games off of G2A for one dollar I believe.
Homeworld Remastered Collection is great too.
>>676036864
Whoops, just to clarify, you can't get all of the Dawn of War games in a package for one dollar, but you can get them for one dollar individually.
Claiming Tay. Racist waifu best waifu
>>676036541
I am not the person to ask for recommendations for in this genre.
Shiki, Atago, or Cowgirl are the people to go for.
See >>676036765
>>676036541
RTS games are a little dead, I think.
Definitely compared to 15 years ago.
Supreme Commander and Forged Alliance were great, but their MP is pretty much dead.
2 sucked and Planetary Annihilation, while decent, has some issues.
Many TW games are flawed, but Shogun 2 has excellent athmosphere, like 10/10.
Medieval 2 and Empire were cool, too.
Starcraft 2 deserves a mention, but Blizzard is a little faggy with it.
Beyond this I can only think of even older games right now.
There are a ton of good ones.
Personally I prefer turn based strategy games these days because it's less of a clickfest.
>>676035975
>I'd be scared as shit
Dont u think im not ?
>Tenten is scarry as fuck
>>676036016
>Love your hands mate
>Huhs
>>676036541
Company of Heros , Civilization and all of Comand and Conquer series
>>676037395
>Forget pic
>>676036864
>Dawn of War
Those are pretty good, as well.
>>676036287
Well then im going to try sleeping again, this time with headphones. Cya everyone.
>>676036765
>>676036864
>>676037370
>>676037395
Damn y'all are fast with the help Kek
I'm open to any suggestions, but what you guys have recommended is pretty solid so far. Thanks!
>>676037204
I can see Kek. They know their shit.
clmd
>>676037780
See ya. Sleep well.
>>676036541
>We just ganged up on one friend and destroyed him
Perfect strategy
>You up to anything right now?
Just going through my TV's channels. Nothing seems worth it though, TV is crap lately all day long, not even a sigle good program
>>676036837
Yeah, he was singing, so I suppose it must be really hard
You should have some dinner, an empty stomach ain't healthy
>That dove
Archimedes?
>>676037395
>"Scheiße Graf! You went too close!"
>"Graf, come back here!"
>"Everyone stop being so shit, dummkopfs!"
>"[rages in German]"
Scary, indeed
>>676037780
Good luck! Try sticking raisins in your ears if nothing seems to help.
>>676036599
I didn't do anything
>>676037780
Good night Syndra!
>>676037780
Farewell. May the cord not strangle you during the night.
>>676037395
>Many hugs and head rubs/pats
Too adorable.
>>676037929
Yeah, I'm more of a FPS guy anyway...
>>676036541
AOE (Age of Empire) and SC(Starcraft) are great RTS
I prefer SC but both are great if you haven't played them already
>>676035788
>Kek
Sounds like you have a bunch of Chadbro's where you're at. If they get too loud you could always just beat the shit out of them.
>>676036016
Just got out of a few sets with my buddy, right now listening to some of my ODST/relaxing playlist, always nice to have a day off but it also sucks when I don't have enough things to keep me occupied.
>>676036541
It's been alright, I suppose. Nothing much outside of a few Street Fighter matches, good tunes and Transistor.
>Might get to see my friends tonight or tomorrow though
>Those 3 buddies I have that I rarely get to see
>Good vibes
Did somebody say [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]? Probably not. I wasn't missed.
Back open with the free two scoops of ice cream if you bring your waifu.
>>676038259
We usually pick on him the most since he can be the most pretentious.
>TV is crap lately
For real. Not a good show on tv anymore. Everything good is online now which I like better.
>Cute picture <3
>>676037780
Goodnight Syndra!
>>676038617
The first war craft not wow
>>676039097
Warcraft 3 was the best. Objectively a good game, too.
>>676038813
Good to hear it, Halo's OST sure is brilliant.
>>676039047
Hey buddy, happy to see you.
>Mint, please?
>>676037780
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>676038259
Unfortunately I have to wait to eat, so I'll be grumbly for a while.
>That dove
Yeah, he flew out of scout when he was blown up. Funny... I wonder how he got in there...
>>676039047
strawberry with chochlate cookie please
>>676039047
Two scoops of Strawberry as usual!
>how are you Neo?
>>676038813
Nice dude. I should fire up street fighter again honestly.
Hope you get to hang out with your buddies! It's always fun to be with friends you haven't seen in a bit.
>>676038529
>FPS
My man. I usually play Counter Strike and ArmA. Really any military FPS. You?
>>676039524
Bye trash
>>676039047
I'll have a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe again!
>>676036541
You're poplar Ruby!
>>676037780
Goodnight Syndra.
>>676039047
Give me two of the niggest chocolat you got.
>>676039680
Have a good night, enjoy yourself.
See you around sometime.
>>676039632
You don't want the raisin cookies, do you?
>>676039329
Hey hand-kun, we always have mint.
How was your day? Get up to anything?
>>676039637
Want any chocolate dolphins with that?
Pretty good, apart from losing my shit on Mario Maker. Just got off of SeeUs:GO with some friends. Yourself?
>>676039687
Do you want that on a raft?
>>676039707
Want some negro dolphins on your negroest chocolate ice cream?
>>676038259
Wait .. How do u know that ?
>Almost shieet my self
>>676038529
>Too adorable.
you're embarrassing me ..
>say me more
>>676037780
Gute Nacht Syndra !
>>676039047
Guten Aben !
the sweetest one for tenten pls
>>676039047
>I wasn't missed
That's a lie and you know it
>And lemon with white chocolate dolphins plox
>>676039055
>he can be the most pretentious
He was asking for it then
>Everything good is online now
It seems so. There's always RWBY!
Your pics are always cute, Ruby!
And that one is also really... good-looking in many aspects
>>676039524
The Medic might or might not be involved with that...
>>676039266
name?
>>676039047
Hey neo. Welcome back.
How're the drawings coming?
>red
>>676040100
Can i get one scoop of "I don't care" please?
No, i'm totally not salty and i definetly don't have another hole in my wall now.
>>676039637
Arma 2, Dayz (mod, not the shitty/overpriced standalone), Halo, Destiny, Area 51, and a few others.
>>676040100
Thanks, buddy. Appreciate it.
Was alright, just been hanging out. Playing Shogun 2 while listening to Reach's OST. You having a good day so far, buddy?
>>676040133
Can't help it, you're just too cute.
>hugs
>>676039637
If you ever decide to get back into Street Fighter, add me on PSN.
>Yeah, it's one of three things I actually look forward to.
>>676039329
What are you up to right now, Hand? Anything fun or relaxing?
>>676040133
>How do u know that ?
Wild guess
>I think I'll keep playing WoWs on my own then...
And nice pic. It's very... interesting
>>676040280
Not great after I picked up Mario Maker and started using my drawing stylus as a GamePad stylus. I've got a few weeks off so I'll pick up on it again. Drawing, that is.
>>676040176
Now I feel special.
How has your day been?
>>676040437
Of course.
>another hole in my wall
What happened...?
>>676040133
Uh, what's the sweetest one...?
>>676040562
Pretty good. Got a new phone after I dropped my old one down the toilet. I have absolutely no idea how I managed to do it. I thought that was only a thing of myths but clearly I pissed off some deity and they cursed me with bad handling over the toilet.
Dio-sama...
>>676039266
Yes I played it befor wow came out. I was like oh look a new ever crack.
>>676039047
Chocolate and Vanilla plox.
chen
>>676040437
Thank you
>The scars will heal
>>676040742
Hey Juri, how's your day going?
>>676040742
Hmmm, just Shogun 2 and some music to go with it. Thanks for asking, buddy. Pretty relaxed right now, yeah.
>>676040874
What deity could be pissed at you? Giving out icecream for free and being an overall friendly guy, whoever caused that must be a real dick.
Glad you got a new phone though, what kind is it?
>>676040874
>Now I feel special
You're special, Neo.
I had a nice day overall, and now it's better with some of the best ice cream in the world!
How you doing? I've seen something about Mario Maker. Raging with the levels?
>>676040100
I'll have some chocolate dolphins too.
>now I want Ben & Jerrys
Nice. I spent an couple hours at a friends after work. Now I'm just chilling. Glad you had fun my man.
>>676040176
One day he'll learn. Maybe he'll learn by the bat to the head kek
For real. RWBY, House of Cards, Daredevil, animes. Good shit
Same with yours! Especially this one. I just like it <3
>Hehe.. It is good looking huh?
>>676040562
That's some god tier taste my dude. Halo and Battlefield basically defined my childhood.
>>676040742
I wish I had PlayStation dude. Xbone and PC so far.
>I hope it works out dude!
>>676040894
I would like to confirm that this in in fact, an amazing and excellent choice. I can't believe I missed this before.
>>676041408
Is that you Ms. Pauling? Did you steal those head thingies from Tenryuu?
>>676040100
No fucking raisins man I already had a talk with Syndra about this
>>676040437
Das wird auf Dauer aber sicherlich teuer wenn du immer Löcher in die Wand haust
>>676030645
Hahahaha
chen
>>676041608
Nice, glad to hear you're having a good day today Hand.
>>676041703
No worries, we can still play together even through PC.
>Servers are merged for both systems
>Just let me know buddy.
>>676041703
She's right you know, waifu is just too fucking adorable for human eyes to conceive.
>Halo and Battlefield
Are you me?
Nobody ever claims Aiko.
>>676041677
Raging is an understatement. I get so pissed off with some of the levels that I can't even be angry. If that makes any sense. It's not the fact that I keep dying, it's Mario's stupid little face when he dies and the tune that plays and then the black screen. That annoys me.
>>676041608
Probably some deity that doesn't like ice cream. I got a Galaxy S7, when it comes to phones I'm a complete and utter pleb. I just took some recommendations and went with it.
>>676041703
Fun is an understatement. Completely destroyed on CS:GO, pulled off a clean ace defusal. Is defusal even a word? This is troubling me. Yeah it is. Chrome is red lining it.
>>676041926
I don't get your hatred for raisins. I just ate 3 packets of them. Buuuuut, each to their own. No raisins in your cookie.
>>676041703
You made me remember that I should check Narcos and Better Call Saul too. So much stuff to see...
Yes, her pics are really nice...
>Really, really nice
>*wink*
>>676040562
Ohhh Hando-kun stop ....
>dont stop
>Hug
>>676040874
I think i will take strawberry one
>closer to blood color
>>676042387
Thanks man, I appreciate that a lot.
>So sweet.
>>676042653
What a shitty deity, bet nobody worships him.
>Who cares, phones do what they do.
>As long as it calls people, doesn't matter.
>>676041211
OH I MISSED YOU BUN BUN SORRY!
It's been a while. 3 scoops of Chocolate and Vanilla for your dubs. Do you want 2 chocolate & 1 vanilla? Or 2 vanilla & 1 chocolate?? Or do you want 1 vanilla, 1 chocolate, and one chanilla?
chen
chaika
>>676042795
Strawberry best ice cream
chiaki
>>676041783
Uhmmmmmm...
... maybe...
Claimed. Best waifu.
>>676042387
Really? I didn't know that. I'll definitely hit you up if I do!
>>676042410
Aww
*blushes*
>are you me?
Depends. Do you like tacos?
>if yes, then hello twin me
>>676042653
Fucking nice dude. I wish I didn't blow at it. Yeah defusal is a word kek
>>676042778
Narcos is perfect. It's like Breaking Bad but more grim.
Hehe. You're pics are always lovely too. Definitely really nice.
>Hehe. You really like those pics huh?
>*winks*<3
>>676042653
You surpassed anger. You have been so angry that your body doesn't even bother
>Mario's stupid little face when he dies
Kek
It's infuriating, makes you want to yell at the screen, but winning is very satisfying.
Also, some people make really troll levels
>>676040100
Yes please, with negro dolphins.
>tfw flatmate freaks out over some bug
>have to hunt bug for ten minutes
>>676040186
Hatsuzuki
>then the connection dies
What is this.
>>676042795
Uh... But blood in veins is...
Nevermind.
I'll get you two scoops of strawberry ice cream. Want any toppings with that?
>>676042900
Probably a deity that nobody has ever heard about. Probably the God of... Hating ice cream. Sounds pretty shit to me.
True, true. It does what it's supposed to do and it doesn't need to be charged every 13 minutes. I hadn't had an upgrade for... 3 years now, so I was due one. It was my mums old iPhone 4.
>>676043464
The more I think about it, the less sense it makes. I suck at it too, I just got really really lucky. Plus the Russian blood coursing through my veins helped me a lot.
>Neo
>>676043732
>Russian blood
Well there's your answer.
>Rubyanon
>>676042795
>Continuous hugs
Whatever makes you happy, Graf.
>>676043464
>gentle head pats
>hugs
>Do you like tacos?
Kek, is that even a question? They're god sends to our species.
>hands
>>676043679
How big was the bug? What kinda bug was it? Does it bite and can it kill?
>>676043678
That's so true. I entered into a state of zero fucks to be given. I felt like I had ascended to a different realm. To make matters even worse, gamepad isn't something you can throw. It breaks like... Like breakable plastic object and it costs way too much to replace.
>>676044012
It's only a little droplet of Russian blood. But being in that situation clearly sparked it and filled me with the strength of a million fallen soldiers.
>Dairy Queen
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>>676044216
It's a little larger than a wasp. Very good flier.
Didn't manage to catch it and it vanished at some point, so no better description.
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