Waifu claiming thread. Version 2.12
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Shiro claimed.
>>676008088
>2.12
Dammit.
Miho claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>676008374
>>676007974
>>676008354
https://youtu.be/3g0a0YKm5yI
¿ƃuıop noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ
ǝɯnʎ ƃuıɯıɐlɔ uı ƃuıddoɹp
>>676008398
Back for a few mins. I see we're posting music?
Here's my favourite song. Judge me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=11CJr9236bU
Reclaiming. You still can't have her.
>>676008419
Kiriha claimed <3
Obligatory claim.
>>676007775
It's going good so far, better now that ya here. Hope you're day is going well, buddy.
Konata claimed.
>>676008468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q
>>676008495
Oh look it's that slightly more annoying then Saracens guy.
>>676008452
Hey Yume
Doing fine but could be better
>
Tenryuu claimed
>>676008452
Irgendwann fällst du noch vom Baum runter beim drehen....Naja, was geht?
>>676008419
That was about as fresh as a week old dead cat.
>>676008672
>>676008419
What the hell is that tumor lmao
>>676008789
>>676008854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcso0bp2EbI
>>676008740
Oh look the under age spammer fag is here.
emperor claimed
>>676008676
doʇs ʇ,uoʍ ı ǝsɐǝld ʎʇʇǝɹd ʎɐs noʎ ɟı uǝʌǝ ou
>>676008683
¿os ɹıp ıǝq pun
ƃɐʇsɯɐs ıǝs sǝ ǝʇɥɔɐp uɹǝʇsǝƃ ɥɔı ǝıʍ os ǝɥǝƃ ʇıǝqɹɐ ɟnɐ ʇɥɔıu uǝƃɹoɯ ɥɔı sɐp uǝnɐɥɔs ɹnu ʇlɐɥ ssnɯ ʇıǝʍos ʇnƃ zuɐƃ
clmd
>>676008672
Don't talk shit to melon-kun. He's just making sure we eat healthy. Free melons too!
>>676008789
That's my boi Viper. You may know him from such classics as You'll Niggas Don't Even Smoke Crack. Best MC in the game by far.
>>676008709
https://youtu.be/4c8n9GY00VM
>>676008088
Who da fuck is Syndra
>>676009080
Fuck meleon-kun. JTTF has all the melons we've ever needed
>>676009080
But I am not a nigger, I don't even like watermelons.
>>676008789
Its the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKIzQXvP8O4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3aWILRexW4
>>676008953
>>676008672
The only thing he is doing is helping me fix the threads version.
>>676009008
Oh you ain't getting anything pretty
>Claimed
>Back to Transistor
>>676009008
>Ich dachte gestern sei Samstag
Und heute ist der Tag nach Gestern, also ist heute Samstag. Naja, was ist so passiert an diesem tollen Samstag?
>>676009297
Atago's melons are the best melons. Next to Tenryuu's ofc
What are you guys listening to atm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAm_1PGWfrE
>>676009191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dexsy4E0y1I
Mai Waifu, no one elses
>>676009505
How far have you gotten?
>got stuck on Sybil for about 2 hours and then just ragequited
>>676009358
But Anon you are only encouraging him to spam.
>>676009553
I am listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R8viSgLTVM
>>676009553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h0IpjnByfs
Can't stopp the hopp
>>676009505
>Transistor
I first heard of that game from some autistic kid who tries to talk to me sometimes.
What's it about?
>>676009553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=622ue-t7PHc
>I unironically like this one
>>676009553
listening to? i'm a classical guy so i like that kinda stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpOtuoHL45Y
try this one out. you might like it.
>>676008088
your chick has balls
>>676009553
https://youtu.be/yW-scAdHc6Y
>you talking trash about my wraps
>>676009616
https://youtu.be/NAdcTvDSfPM
>>676009797
I like the Zebrahead version better
>>676009553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AvWV6Mk374
>>676009799
Not bad at all
>>676009882
Jup, whole 3 of them
Allahu akbar, my friends.
>>676009553
>Next to Tenryuu's ofc
Keep dreaming.
I'm not in the mood for an argument because I'm not feeling well atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJsU51j8ORs
>>676010008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
>tfw you kill a mosquito
>your hand is bloody because this piece of mother natures shit feasted itself on something
It felt a bit like this:
https://youtu.be/xxNFC_Rhpdw?t=8s
>>676010094
Tenryuu has the best light cruiser tiddies tho
>>676008088
Great, you again... We got it, you want THAT wiafu. You're still a fucking cuck OP.
>>676010140
>>676010220
>>676010091
I would be so triggered right now if I still was Crusader Anon.
>>676010140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
>>676010140
https://youtu.be/c0cxrA3dTv4
>>676010091
Heyo, friendo.
>>676010324
The crusade marches on
>>676008683
Ahoy Tenryuu! Wie läufts heute?
>>676010324
>if I still was Crusader Anon
WAITWAITWAIT, HOLD ON A SECOND
Are you Crusader anon?!
>>676010140
https://youtu.be/ujC8s4MdsaI?t=33s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIgUXT9ZbZU
>>676010487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjLr1XhBKVQ
>>676010525
Not anymore.
>>676010577
Yes.
>Konata Anon.
>>676010324
Even Crusaders can learn the error of their ways.
Lately I'm less concerned about turning into a Saracen and more about turning into a jew.
- tsuzu
>>676010487
Hi hand-san. Are those your pants?
>>676010091
Hello Airplane-raping DD. How's life treating you?
>>676010572
Besser als gestern. Stracciatellajoghurt ist eine so tolle Erfindung.
>>676010620
https://youtu.be/smKK1hs--l4>>676010595
>>676010800
> I'm less concerned about turning into a Saracen and more about turning into a jew.
So am I, an odd twist of faith.
>>676010620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9uarq2_hQ8
>And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home
>>676010774
B-but what will happen with the Crusades and the Deus Vult?
Ayy
I'll be back soon
>claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ephev1jtAyU
>>676011138
https://youtu.be/Sd6DV-JqyVk
>>676011078
Don't really know or care at this point anymore.
>>676011095
Welcome to the thread and bye.
>>676011019
Gr8 choice m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChjJEU8_szU
>>676010954
In der Tat der beste aller Joghurts. Stracciatella Heil!
Da stellt sich natürlich die Frage, was hälst du, gerade auch im Hinblick auf TayTweets, von künstlicher Intelligenz?
>>676009659
I beat her a little while ago, haven't died once yet. Fighting her 3 times was very rough though
>2 emergency turns
>3 rounds of Jaunting hell
I've gotten about 2 stages past that, using all currently acquired Limiters as well
>>676009783
>I hope you don't mean Red-anon
>He's the reason why I'm playing it
Well, from what I gathered so far(playing this game completely blind)it's about a girl and a guy on the run from some evil organization
>Guy is kill by techno sword called Transistor
>Somehow his consciousness, called a "trace" was absorbed into the blade
>Red takes the sword, and continues to flee town, running from her pursuers while the town she's in is apparently falling to complete shit due to said evil organization
>I'm only about 3 hours in, but I really like it
>Combat is very nice
>Music is absolutely beautiful and quite fitting for every stage of the game thus far
>You can have Red hum to the background music
In all honesty I'm liking it alot so far.
>I have you to thank for that, Red anon
>>676010954
Now you made me think.
You know, the Japs and their Kamikaze.
They were quite a threat.
What if Muslims go kamikaze?
Allahu akbar.
>whole squadrons of explosives laden suicide planes
They don't even have to force their piloits, or anything.
Kamikaze comes naturally to them.
But err, good, I guess. I have been busy with Easter and family stuff. Mount & Blade is fun, as well.
>>676010218
The facts
Atago~
>>676011337
Now it's just me posting weird ass music, step up people.
>>676010953
Yup, typically wear sweat pants when I'm not out doing things.
>>676011019
9/10
>>676011068
But I need that gold, man. More gold.
I'm not sure how I am supposed to pay for everything otherwise.
The best armor I saw cost like 220000 denars.
>what the fuck
>>676011545
>weird ass music
Don't worry about that, Tats.
I'll contribute overused OST's
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnMlebxoG4E
>>676011577
Heyo, hand buddy.
>>676009553
Nix besonderes hauptsächlich Zocken und lebenserhaltende Maßnahmen.
Und es interessiert mich immernoch brennend was unter der Augenklappe ist.
>>676011774
I know Anon, that is why most of my equipment is usually picked up from the battlefield, got to preserve those shekels.
>>676011932
Heyo, Ruri-kun. Day going well?
>>676011545
You're pretty much the expert in music around here, no one can dispute your throne I'm afraid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_426RiwST8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRP6egIEABk
>Fastest things I could find in my playlists
>I don't remember even adding them to said playlists
>>676011421
tfw I'm literally at the bottom.
Lies and slander.
>>676011402
>Was hälst du von KI?
Naja, ich stehe sehr gespalten darüber. Für den persönlichen Hausgebrauch wäre eine KI echt was feines, aber in den Händen von falschen Militärs oder Firmen (oder üblerem) könnte eine solche KI dank der Ressourcen auf die sie zugreifen könnte, sehr viel Schaden anrichten. Aber eine Internet-KI die Pfade lernt indem man sie anschreibt, ist auch keine Glanzleistung. Entweder wird sie rassistisch (was ich sehr erheiternd fände) oder sie durchforstet das Netz nach allen niedlichen Katzenvideos. Oder beides.
>>676011412
Kamikazes where able to hit moving targets with planes, muslimic kamikazes can you fly only in your office or in immobile objects. Nothing else.
>>676011421
Tenryuu still has the best CL tiddies.
>>676012021
Ich weiß es immer noch nicht, da auch ihre Geschichte in Büchern, welche in Sprachen geschrieben sind welche ich auch verstehe, keinen Aufschluss darüber gibt. Aber ich tippe immer noch auf eine schöne Narbe oder ein fehlendes Auge.
>>676012109
Well, it's raining right now after 2 months without rain, and it's been pretty relaxing so far, thank you for asking.
>How about you?
>>676012261
>Tenryuu habla alemán, debemos de contraatacár, Emi!
>>676012109
>tfw your waifu will never be hand-kun approved
>>676011932
https://youtu.be/IzUkm7qQucQ
>>676012261
I like the Mountain Goats, and I do enjoy some good old Black keys here and there.
>You're pretty much the expert
You're just being nice. I'm pretty sure I have pretty average taste.
https://youtu.be/dq8YcRi7DD4
>>676012791
¡Esa es la actitud! A hablar en español.
¿Qué tal el día Ruri?
>>676012539
>I'm literally at the bottom
Try Fenugreek?
>>676012639
>Tenryuu still has the best CL tiddies
No, Aoba does
>>676012101
It seems like we are true bros.
It will be an honor to reclaim the holy land (from the jews) alongside you.
I'm actually considering handing back the taxes I stole from the mussulmans.
They're not actually the evil ones and 3000 denars isn't worth being labeled a jew.
>>676012954
Me olvidé de la imagen, empezamos bien
>>676012791
Oohh, that does sound relaxing. Glad to hear it, man.
I'm doing okay, just talking to a friend right now while drinking coffee. Aside from that, not much. Thanks for asking, buddy.
>>676012913
You can just ask if you want me to do something, I don't mind.
>>676012976
>Fenugreek
Will that make the boobies bigger?
>>676013216
What do you think?
>>676012639
>was ich sehr erheiternd fände
>fände
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/
>>676012021
>>676012639
Und ich meine immernoch, da sei nur ein normales, funktionales Auge drunter.
>>676013354
I think you are stuck.
Someone help me push.
>>676013497
>push push
>>676012913
>album: people who can eat people are the luckiest people in the world
This is too good to be true.
>>676013097
>>676012954
Ha estado excelente, hace mucho que no llovía por aquí, ya olvidaba lo calmante que podía ser, hehe.
>Que hay de tí, Emi? cómo van las cosas por allí?
>>676013036
>3000 denars isn't worth being labeled a jew.
I would have to disagree, a Jew would take any shekel he could, I would probably never give those 3000 shekels back to the Muslims.
>>676012913
>I'm pretty sure I have pretty average taste
I disagree. I'm no expert in music myself, I only really know power metal, classical and Taylor Swift. But still, you've proven to have extensive knowledge of music, and that means something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgqOSCgc8xc
>>676013618
Bendita lluvia, ¿cierto?
Por aquí ya empieza el calor, y los turistas empiezan a venir en masa. Horrible. Pero bueno, al menos puedo ver anime y jugar a eroges, como Kirino
>>676013497
I am not stuck. It is an optical illusion. Placing white bars in the background behind something in the foreground to give it the illusion of being 3D and/or bigger.
You can thank Nazi engineering for that
>>676013491
Also ist Tenryuu ein Pirat?
>>676013909
like you need an illusion to make them even bigger than they already are
>>676013909
Sadly i prefer small boobs over bigger ones
>>676013621
I can afford it since I kept using all of my money to start businesses and trade in commodities.
I spent only like 4000 denars on actual gear so far, definitely less than troop upgrading and upkeep.
But since I'm taking my money from legit jews now (read: tradesmen) I don't have to rely on more abusive income anymore.
But you probably know Nietzsche.
If you deal with jews you have to be careful to not turn into one yourself.
>>676012639
I think the relative velocities are low enough to consider ships stationary.
They don't kamikaze into speedboats after all.
>>676013111
I can't say no to those trips.
>>676013618
Andrew Jackson Jihad are fucking hilarious in general.
https://youtu.be/QV9Oo669Ons
>>676013863
Thanks, I do take some pride in music and the way I am associated with, but that is mostly because I am a collector and all.
https://youtu.be/YuQdtFb_Z2k
>>676014074
Das bezweifle ich.
>>676013491
Achja, /pol/ ha ganz Arbeit geleistet.
>>676014371
They tried to kill DDs tho
>>676014150
Pretty much
>>676014360
>sadly
Why's that sad? Sounds like personal preference to me
Sanya Claimed
>>676012639
Tenryuu wurde soweit ich mich erinnere in die Brücke getroffen. Aka headshot.
Ob dadurch nun das Auge fehlt oder die Klappe quasi nur die Reparatur ist kann ich dir nicht sagen.
>>676014643
Scheiß auf meine Bücher, ich frage einfach den Kapitän zur See meines Vertrauens der Jahre in Japan verbracht hat, alles über den Pazifikkrieg weiß und fließen japanisch spricht. Der weiß bestimmt mehr.
>>676014482
Not really. They focused on the big ships.
Not even cruiser sized vessels were something they considered primary targets.
Of course they'd ditch into anything they could, but the big ships, especially carriers, had priority.
Disabling a hard to hit destroyer acomplishes little compared to setting a carriers deck on fire (or worse).
>>676014388
Lewd dubs.
>>676014628
Heyo, Sanya.
>Rose can't show up tonight apparently, has to do other things.
>Wanted me to tell y'all.
>>676014371
I see, though I would say it's too late for me, as I turned into a jew after stealing shekels from Crusaders.
>>676015146
Tell Rose that Atago sends hugs
>>676014360
>Sadly
What exactly is sad about superiority?
>>676013863
Lamento oír eso, me imagino que el turismo se débe más que nada a las playas en España, ¿no?
>Anime y eroges
Ésa es la actitud!
>>676015146
Hello Hand-kun, how're you doing?
>>676014597
i thought you wouldn't like that opinion
>>676015328
>superiority
Don't start another war, Teto
>>676015318
Is she kill?
>>676014074
Sie wär gern härter drauf.
>>676014482
Ich freu mich schon drauf, wenn die AIs sich gegenseitig umbringen.
>shiro
>>676014388
And I assume you have a pretty nice varied collection. Sounds expensive, however
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE
>>676015212
There is still a chance to redeem yourself, brother.
>>676015464
Everyone has opinions, It doesn't matter to me that you prefer small, because that just means more big for me
>>676015368
>a las playas
>>676015519
No, she has amazing lung capacity, so she can survive what would normally be lethal
>>676015708
>It's that time again
>>676015368
Playas y alcohol barato en el Mediterráneo y montañas nevadas en el norte
>Estoy hasta las narices de extranjeros que no tienen ni idea de español
¿Cómo van las cosas por allá?
>>676015708
>At the beach
I got that correct, right?
Atago~
>>676016025
to the beaches*
Almost
>Emi
>>676015708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTsVJ1PsnMs
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