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What's up, faggots. Time for an adventure. Dubs decides

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What's up, faggots. Time for an adventure.
Dubs decides what you do next (though I may accept some singles in the beginning)

The world has collectively decided that black lives matter, and has been overrun and destroyed by niggers. You have to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. Around you, you find:
-A tree
-A fellow white man hanging from the tree
-Rope
-Some sticks and stones on the ground
-A sign pointing you to a nearby KFC
-A dark hole in the ground

Rules:
-Only first dubs after each image is counted. Reroll if you want an uncounted image to be drawn.
-No special rules for trips.
-Quads are always counted and drawn: no restrictions.
-You ONLY control the guy. "Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will always be unsuccessful, unless quads.
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>black lives matter destroy world
>white people trying to survive
>stickmen both black
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>>675832799

The black ones will be brown. Fuck.
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Bump

Also, I remember you faggot from the last thread; you are based, bro. I hope we'll see more of these threads around
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Take the rope and make it into a whip
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Use the hanging guy as a meat shield and travel to the nigs' food supply (kfc).
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>>675833243

Thank you, my friend. I let a different person decide the next adventure every Sunday.
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>>675832389
Suck the hung dude's dick
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jump into hole
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>>675832389
test how deep the well goes using a rock
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>>675833449

You take the rope and make it into a whip. There is now a corpse on the ground.
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>>675833599
Winnar
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>>675833495
>>675833747
This, please.
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dfsafdfa
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>>675833599

You suck the corpse's dick. It is limp and corpsey.
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>>675833993
Toss that fucker in the hole and go to KFC
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Fuck you
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Look behind tree
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I guess we go to kfc
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Arrange rocks into the shape of a dick
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KFC nigger
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>>675834955

You arrange the rocks into the shape of a dick.

Dubs decides what you do next.
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Go to KFC
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>>675835303
Go to kfc
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Poo in the middle of the stones dick and go to kfc
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>>675835538
>>675835516
>>675834990
>>675834857

By popular request, you go to KFC. Inside, you find a hostile-looking nigger blocking your path to the back of the store.

Dubs decides what you do.
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>>675835820
tie whip to your dongerino and challenge mr noggs to a dick length contest
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>>675835820
We have a whip, Indiana Jones his ass!
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>>675835820
Slowly start humming moonman's song while approaching him and turbo whip him
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Grab his doo rag with your whip and use it as a disguise.
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>>675835913
roll
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>>675835940

rr
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>>675836026
Rollo
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Steal his nigger knife with your whip, then whip him in the eye
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>>675835913
roll again
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>>675836286

roll
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>>675836286
Rolling for this
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>>675836286
Roll
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>>675835820
Call the cops, tell them there's a nignog with a knife robbing the local kfc.
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if get, every nigger in the local town is set on fire by the power of satan

if anything other than quads, pick another vote
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>>675836026
Roll
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Rape him
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>>675835820
rip his fucking dick off with your whip
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call him a nigga
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>>675836026
Rollll
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>>675835820
Make balloon animal dog out of rope
Whip out your erect dick
ride against nignog medievel lance tournament style
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>>675836286

Because it's hilarious, you do this despite singles. The nigger is down. Dubs decides what you do next.
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>>675836700
Winrar
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whip him into being your fucking slave
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>>675837049
Eat the bucket of chicken
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>>675837049
Do this ones first, they got dubs

>>675836733
>>675836700
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Fist him in the penis

If quads, use both hands
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>>675836700

You also rape him. Dubs decides.
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>>675837348
reroll
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Eat some of the kfc and keep some for later
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carve swastika into counter
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>>675837418
winrar>>675837488
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>>675837488

>88
Kek, winrar
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>>675837418
>>675837488
>18
>88
>swastika
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>>675837468
Re
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draw faster op
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>>675837348
rerolling
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>>675837488

You carve a swastika into the KFC counter as the nigger bleeds to death. You have a knife and a whip.

Dubs decides what you do next.
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>>675837916
go back and hang the nigger from the tree
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>>675837916
overdose on liquidized weed
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>>675837916
Go to the welfare office.
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>>675837994

REROLL
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>>675837049
This is not dubs, you faggot. Do the dubs request >>675836977

or I swear I will spam the thread with black cock.
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>>675837994

roll
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Rolling for skinning his face off and using it as a disguise
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>>675837916
cut off nigger face
wear as mask
go into the hood
become part of gang
bring KFC as welcome gift
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>>675837916
suck the nigger dick
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>>675837994
rerollsss
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>>675838128
Roll
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>>675838128
this please
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>>675838084
I'm going to give OP 1 min to do this request before before I flood this thread with cocks.
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>>675838129
rerawl
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>>675838222
Winrar yuss
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>>675838258
Kill yourself nigger, you weren't the first to roll dubs. The rape one was first, and he did it. Now fuck off
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>>675838258
Nah man, I'm fine with him not fulfilling my request
Shit is cash so far.
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>>675837916
Use that whip like your slave-owning ancestors intended and find some nigger (preferably a nigress) to make into your chattel, as is the natural order.
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attach knife to the end of the whip
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>>675838379

Oh okay, nevermind then.
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Find rapunslut on the ground naked. Fuck her.
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>>675838605
Rolling for this
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>>675838605
This
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find the king nigger and steal his crown
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Stop rolling until he delivers you stupid fucking faggots
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>>675838386
Or this
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>>675838222

You skin the nigger's face off, and wear it as a disguise. You head to the right of the tree at which you started your adventure, and find a pack of niggers.

They are apprehensive, and seem like they want you to prove yourself to them.

Dubs decides what you do.
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>>675838605
re-roll
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>>675838222
Winrar
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>>675838721
rerollololololling
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>>675838605
roll for this'un
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>>675838775
Say AYO HOL UP OOOGA BOOGA MAKE ME YO KING and offer them a chicken nugget
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>>675838605
roll
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>>675839001
Roll
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"OOGA BOOGA WHER DA WHITE WIMIN AT"
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>>675838775
nigga you forget to bring kfc dude
How will you become their king now?
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>>675839001
gay

>>675838721
roll
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OP here. Fuck, I forgot the "bring KFC" bit. Please forgive me and go with it the way it is.
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Offer them chicken
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>>675839191
Go back and get the KFC.
Also check'em.
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>>675839001
Roll
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>>675838775
Kick over the barrel to set them on fire.
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>>675839001
Rollin
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>>675838775
Go back and get KFC to become nigger King
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>>675839303
rolling
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>>675838386
re-roll
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>>675839001
Rolling
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>>675838775
Find a vial with the T-virus in it and turn them into zombies.
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tie fried chicken on your dick and make them eat it
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>>675839465
ROLL
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attach knife to whip, and just start flinging it around like you're retarded
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>>675839366
Winrar
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>>675832389
bust out goliath!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
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>>675839366

winrar
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>>675839258

Because of my mistake, you pocket your knife and go back to get the KFC. The niggers seem very pleased.

Dubs after this decides what you do next.
I am sorry for my mistake.
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>>675839366
YEP HERE IT IS OP

>>675839465
But I like this request more
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>>675839465

roll>>675839692
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>>675839465
Do it
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>>675839465
rolling
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Use KFC as a trading token to see what they will do/give for it
Also find a bag to put your stuff in..
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>>675839366
Winrar
Also based op is my hero
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Cut the lead niggers cock off and jam it in your mouth
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>>675839692
Give them three niggers only two pieces, watch them fight until one is dead, suggest you take his place
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>>675840124
Roll for this
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>>675832799
Wasted dubs
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>>675840124
Roll
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>>675839465
Rolling for this, in addition find a double barrel shotgun
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>>675840124
Rolling
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>>675839366

You kick over their trash fire. The three niggers are engulfed in flame, and you can keep your KFC for yourself.

Dubs decides. Sorry again for my mistake.
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>>675839465
>>675840367
roll
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Keep it simple fagggots. We need to attach the knife to to end of the whip and make a whipknife
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>>675840367
roll
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>>675840287
u mad bro
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>>675840524
Roll for whipknife
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>>675840524
Truuuuuu
roll
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>>675840412
OP introduce the simple roll of any request only counting when responing to latest update, will make this whole thing less of a mess.
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>>675838605
Rolling
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>>675840524
fcking kek
>>675840367
roll
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>>675840638
>roll
rule
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become king nigger
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>>675840638
This
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>>675840524
WE NEED WHIPKINFE
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Paint the niggers white
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>>675840367
roll.
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>>675840524
Roll
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>>675840524

WHIPKNIFE
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roll for whip knife!
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bind the knife to my dick with the whip then takes off clothes and charge the niggers with my hardoncockknife
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>>675832389
God, I love these threads.
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go Inglorious Bastards and kill as many niggers as you can and take their scalps as prizes
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>>675840367
this roll
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>>675840524
Rolleo
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>>675840524
Do it OP
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>>675840367
come on roll
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>>675840524
whipknife
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>>675840524
WHIPKNIFE
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>>675840412
Make a whipknife and suddenly switch genders.
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>>675840851
roll
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>>675840638

That's actually stated in the rules. The only reason I'm not doing that is because I fucked up and missed a part of a previous get's post.
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>>675840933
winrar
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>>675840524
Yes!!
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Use clothes to make a backpack, and femur bones to make your knife into a badass spear.
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>>675840933
WINRAR.
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>>675840933
Winnar
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>>675840933
Winrar
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>>675840863
reroll
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>>675840412
>
gather their remains and bring them back to kfc disguised as an employee and serve that "chicken" to other niggers
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>>675840933
WINRAR!!
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>>675840412
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>>675840983
True. I'm just a stupid faggot then.
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>>675841124
Is this the guy on the talkshow crying?
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Main character becomes white
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>>675832389
Quads GET
Kill self
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>>675840977

You cut the shit out of the niggers with your dick knife. They are all dead. You hear some ooking, like that of a primate, from the right.

Dubs decides what you do next.
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Use KFC as bait for dogs. Catch one and make it your bitch.
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>>675841594
You skipped the whipknife quest you faggot
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>>675841594
WHAT ABOUT WHIPKNIFE YOU FLAMING FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>675841594
Put knife on whip and get ready for anything.
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You summon Cthulhu and merge with him, becoming the ultimate nigger killing machine
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>>675841743
Off by one. Also reroll
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WHIPKNIFE
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OK boys. We have a whipknife a bucket of chicken. There's a bunch of corpses around. I say we put the chicken down and see if it'll bait some more colored people to come by so we can test the whipknife out
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>>675841594
Build a wall.
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>>675841801
Off by one a gain. I'm in luck
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WHIPKNIFE GET
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>>675841856
This shit is getting out of hand
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an hero with a whipknife for skipping it
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>>675841835
Rollerino
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>>675841878
Reroll
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Need whipknife
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>>675841901
Hahahaha
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>>675841901
All of 4chan is against me getting dubs
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>>675841856
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>>675841922
WINRAR
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>>675841901
>01
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>>675841956
top zozzle
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>>675841922
Winrar
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>>675841977
Winrar. Summon Cthulhu!
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>>675841835
Yeah
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>>675841977
Since I got dubs, whipknife
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>>675841977
Winrar
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>>675841922

You are unstoppable.

Dubs decides.
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>>675842127
that isn't me!
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>>675841594
You know, considering how this story went so far maybe the niggers had a point :P
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OP is shitting the bed ignoring dubs. It's hurting my feelings
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>>675842213
Bait primate out with KFC
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>>675842213
5 ni**ers each approach from both directions
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>>675842213
Whipknife up a school
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>>675842389
re roll
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>>675842213
>>675841743
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>>675842311
does this count as a roll?
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>>675842213
YES!!>>675841835
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>>675842213
Settle down and create a post apocalyptic tribe via Facebook.
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release a mixtape about whipknife
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>>675842488
Winrar
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>>675842488
WINRAR
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Take it to /pol/. Some of us are people of color.
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>>675842511
does now
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>>675842515
reroll
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>>675842578
go away nignog
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>>675842389
>ni**ers
Your mom isn't gonna check your computer bud, speak your mind.
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>>675842213
You discover a hottie with big boobs afraid and hiding in a corner with torn clothing.
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>>675842578
>people of color
Wow
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Go Inglorious Bastards on those dirty niggers. Hunt them down and when you kill them, take their scalps as prizes
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>>675842578
I'm black, and i couldn't care less.
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>>675842488

No one man should have all this power. Dubs decides how you unleash your fury.
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>>675842790
>>675842668
rawlling
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>>675842790
release mixtape
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>>675842668
re rawl
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>>675842898
roll
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>>675842668
re rawl.
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Eat barrel
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Make niggers your slaves and build ultimate kingdom.
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>>675842668
ROLL
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>>675842488
WINRAR!!!!
>> Follow up roll... The niggers have heard about the your merging. They have built a giant mecha-chicken to do battle with you. It approaches with a cluck-thump
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find his dad and fuck him with knife
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>>675842790
summon the spirits of fallen KKK members to reign hell upon them
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Grow the biggest dick possible and rape anything and everything in your path
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>>675842668
ROLLIN
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>>675843066
winnaer
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>>675843066

OP here? Whose dad? First response will be drawn.
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>>675843077
DUBS WINRAR
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>>675843042
Do this OP. Time for a show down
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>>675843042
Roll for this
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>>675843066
this won
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>>675843156
the niggers dad

oh wait
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>>675843066
Winrar
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>>675843156
the niggers dad cx find him
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>>675843010
reroll
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>>675842578
Fuck off nigger, of all places you chose to be offended here. Kill yourself scum
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>>675842578
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>>675843156
>>675843200
I feel like we can solve both of these at once
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>>675843077
>>675843066
double dubs
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>>675843247

You journey until you find the nigger's dad. You fuck his ass with the knife end of your knifewhip.

Dubs decides.
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>>675843725

forgot picture.
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>>675843725
You forgot the pic
If this is dubs, you summon the fallen kkk members and attack the capital of the niggers
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>>675843200
Checked
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>>675843942
This. Do the chicken mech
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>>675843918
Roll
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>>675843918
reroll
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>>675843010
reroll
Also, start gathering followers/slaves.
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>>675842668
roll
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>>675843800
>Assfuck1.png
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>>675842668
roll it
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>>675843942
This
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>>675832389
fade into black, to wake up and realize you are actually being raped by a nigger as you hang from a tree as ISIS has a party.
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>>675843918

do it
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>>675842668
roll it up smoke it
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>>675843200
WINRAR! MECHCHICKEN
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>>675844036
Roll
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>>675844200
NO FUCK YOU
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>>675844200

Everything goes black...
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>>675844200
Fuck off m8 mech chicken won
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>>675843918
Rolling
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>>675843076
re
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>>675844309
WE WANT THE KKK AND THE NIGGER MECH
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>>675844309
white is a better colour
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>>675842668
roll this
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>>675844309
Op mech chicken!
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>>675844445
Holy so close
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