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I fucking hate drugs. All of them. Why does everyone do them?

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I fucking hate drugs. All of them. Why does everyone do them?
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because life can be a nightmare sometimes and it's nice to escape for awhile.
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>>675714252
Edge
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>>675714354
3edgy5me
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Because sometimes it's just fun.
>Inb4 "But, I have fun without drugs."
It can be a different kind of fun. Plus, nothing beats vodka sex.
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>>675713962
Do you enjoy antibiotics?
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>>675714791
Kek
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I don't do drugs. I smoke weed
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>>675690439
I used to do alot of "drugs". I can't even stand getting drunk any more. They all just make things worse.
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>>675714643
I hate sober sex
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I'm high right now and its fun.
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>>675715654
I don't really hate any sex, but sober is the most lacklustre. Getting fucked while having a major case of "the spins" is incredibly satisfying.
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>>675714791
Op here,

No
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>>675713962
Because you're homogay and they can't stand being near you.
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OP
probably just to piss you off

Nah, not really, brah.
I don't judge others as readily as you seem to want to.

We're all totally fucked, but some are really happy about life, despite the conditions they live in.

So judge away Anon, if it feels right.

But just know this; I fucked your mother.
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>>675713962
What the fuck did you just fucking about me, you little? I’ll have you know I graduated my class, and I’ve been involved, and I have over 300 confirmed gorillas and I’m the top in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another. I will wipe with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can get away with the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am across the USA and your being traced right now so you better prepare for the maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained, but I have access to the United States. If only you could have known. But you couldn’t, you didn’t. I will shit all over you and you will drown
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>>675717332
Kek@confirmed gorillas

Kek againimus.
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>>675713962
>i hate things I've never tried but everyone else seems to like
I think you just hate being a pussy bitch who can't help but be different from normal acceptable people. Like even if you tried, you'd never be accepted into the tribe.
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>>675713962
Because it's like jerking off. It's quick and usually easy and feels good and although everyone knows that there's "someone" who will tell you it's bad nobody in practice ever actually goes "Oh ew dude you do drugs? I'm out of here."

Granted I don't take drugs and don't ever plan on it but that's the consensus that I've seen.
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>>675714013
That does not even sound pleasant.
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>>675713962
Do you hate alcohol?
What about coffee/tea?
Energy drinks?
Chocolate?
Meds?
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Because people won't deal with their problems
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Who needs drugs when there's gay sex?
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>>675716819
Rape them until they become furs.
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>>675713962
Because you're boring and they make you more interesting.
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heeeey it's the belly boy
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>>675718444 (checked)
>>675718600 (checked)
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>>675715192
I don't do drugs, I travel inside my mind with LSD.
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>>675718687
Post that picture you posted in the other thread.
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>>675713962
>>675713962
>>675713962
>>675713962
>>675713962
To whoever was posting as the goat kit you do realize that Asriel Dreemurr is an anagram for
Serial murderer...right?
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>>675718824
what
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>>675719012
The last one you posted before it got deleted.
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>>675718980
Nice observation skills there! Extra credit for you!
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>>675719089
?
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>>675718980

>>675719146
Yes, thank you
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>>675719225
why do you want it
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>>675719267
Masturbatory purposes
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>>675719030
Who is this artist?
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>>675719385
oh
i thought you were developing a matsu folder too
so then there would be three
which i was momentarily excited for
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>>675719416
noswift

reverse google it
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>>675719533
If I was, why would I choose the same as you?

Not that I'm not...
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>>675719533
go outside, anon
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Outside is overrated
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>>675719791
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>>675719756
idunno
he's the cutest
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>>675715192
Samefag
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>>675719938
But Todomatsu exists.

>>675720111
A-Are you okay anon?
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>>675719872
why you little shit.
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>>675720196
todomatsu is fucking SHIT
don't listen to anything eisen says about him he's shit.
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>>675720336
someone link this to dom
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>>675720308
I think I know who I'm capping~
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Someone close to you was a drug abuser, wernt they.
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>>675720196
No
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>>675720623
good, fuck you
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>>675720441
Someone's gonna be very excited to hear this.
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check those.
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Lemon, rub your balls on Groden.
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>>675713962
Ever touch your penis till it spurted OP?

You did drugs.

Ever enjoy a piece of food?

You did drugs.

Ever take a breath of air?

You got hugs.
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>>675720623
Do you want to talk about it?

>>675720844 (checked)
Shh, it's a secret.

>>675721090
Someday.
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>>675721090
>>675721090
>>675721090
>>675721090
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>>675721187
I WILL GODAMMIT
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>>675721108
technicalities are fun but I'm pretty sure OP waa referring to narcotics
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>>675721283
pinkie promise.
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>>675721451
I'll do it for you
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>>675721531
make sure to thoroughly cap todomatsu for me as well.
and I mean t h o r o u g h
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same
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shut up groden
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Starfox makes my dick happy.

>>675721656
I won't leave anything out

>>675721958
W O W
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>>675721958
well good afternoon to you too
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Because my psychiatrist prescribed it to me.
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>>675715192
I don't do drugs, I erase all the pain in my life with heroin
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Bored.
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I'm a benzo addict, but it helps my anaesthesia
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>>675723605
*akathisia
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>>675723440
Diddle yourself
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>>675713962
escapism
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bark
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tree bark
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>>675714354
Fuck, it's too late for you too
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>>675714252
/thread
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I have a love/hate relationship with drugs

Sometimes I want to be high and I crave it, sometimes I want to stay sober forever. I love feeling good when I smoke, but I hate feeling dumb and slowed down. Sometimes I also enjoy feeling slowed down. I'm weird about it

I also love psychedelics, but sometimes they feel artificial and sometimes they feel more real than anything.
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>>675714791
Medicine tastes like shit
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>>675724666
nice digits
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>>675713962
For the same reason people try bench-pressing hundreds of pounds, run marathons, deprive themselves of sleep, or spend days in deep meditation. They want to know *exactly* what their body/mind is capable of.
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>>675713962
you might as well ask why people have sex

it feels good mang, sorry you're a square
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how much do you guys charge for a belly inspection
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>>675726296
i wish a big bad wolf like that one would fuck me good...
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For you, it's free.
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you will not touch my demos' belly unless I am allowed to supervise
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Any of you guys able to pass insanes on Osu?
I need input on a map that I'm making that's harder than my skill level.
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I charge extra for group inspections.
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You're not inspecting my belly
I'm just supervising
I'm his secret service
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yknow
just in case
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Nobody enters the inspection chamber without getting their belly inspected.

Nobody.
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do not tarnish my totty
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CONSUME that ass
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4 fun sometimes...
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>>675728735
>>675720336
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>>675713962
Probably to put up with you.
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>>675728954

EAT IT
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>>675729021
These things take time, hon.
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>>675729202
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>choro angel
>oso devil
accurate
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drugs are fun
that's why
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>>675729260
I didn't know goat mom was so interested in my anal adventures.
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>>675729627

she is not

i am
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i am too
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Because we are starting to live in a brave new world, OP.
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>>675729667
I didn't know you were either.
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why new trip
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>>675725277
This. Dubs of truth.

Coming from a marathon-running powerlifter that fucking loves psychedelics.
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hello avery

>>675729878

oh i can stop
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it says qt like 4865709 times
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cuz qt

HELLO STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh

that's cute
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what should i do avery
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I agree

>>675730252
eat ass
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It also says pU

>>675729967
I mean, if that's what you're into, I'm not judging.
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>>675730350

i don't want to understand the world. i just want to Eat Ass

>>675730414

i'll stop. i've stopped. i've completely banished it from my being. it is simply not.
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BARAFAGS PLS GO
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>>675730550

nobody is even fucking posting bara
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>>675730472
get it on a bumper sticker
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>>675730640

i'll mail one to you, you can put it on the bus you most frequently ride in
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>>675730472
I'm sorry it had to be this way.
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>>675730767

i am not sorry. there is nothing to be sorry about.
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>>675730605
I'M NOT HIP ON WEEB TERMS
BARA JUST MEANS OVERSIZED GAYS
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>>675730911

why are you so strange and where did you come from
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>>675730735
I am actually bringing a car to campus for the last part of the semester

>>675730911
shut up
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>>675730988
MAKE ME FAGGER
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>>675730988

how has this become
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>>675730911
>>675731111
shut up
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literally all of the parking on campus for me is metered, what the fuck
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>>675730911
do not post straight porn
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>>675731229
the powers that be have determined that our family's extra car would benefit me more than my sister
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>>675731322
>>675731350
YOU CAN NOT STOP ME
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>>675731111
checked
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>>675731350
disregard this man
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>>675731469

oh my god your sister must be distraught
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>>675731504

disregard this man
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>>675731469
get some cool bumper stickers
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>>675730910
I see how it is. I thought we had something special.
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>>675713962
Because drugs are fun (unless you are a unlucky son of a bitch who gets addicted). I mean, there really isn't much else to it.
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>>675731597
disregard undertale trash
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>>675731562
she will cope
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>>675731706
you should probably kill yourself honestly
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>>675731706

I am not a man
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>>675731683

we did, once... but now it is gone forever.

>>675731706

why are you here

>>675731714

what is her station in life
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>>675731803
she is a student as well
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>>675731967

of what caliber?
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>>675715192
Kek
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>>675731767
nty

>>675731803
Did I ruin your little avatarfag party?

>>675731793
I didn't say you were
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>>675732038
same as me

we are twins
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>>675731803
Can it ever be the same?
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>>675732147

no, you are totally inconsequential, i am just curious

>>675732170

do you share features, like are you barely discernible betwixt each other except for vague gender specific traits?

>>675732425

consequences... will never be the same
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>>675732564
for the gay porn
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>>675732811

oh, well, good, carry on
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>>675732564
we have some of the same features, like we have the same nose and the same eyes, but don't look that much like each other in general
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>>675732564
I want the old dick back.
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>>675732895

do you have the same feminine penis?

>>675732952

i can tell you to kill yourself and to fuck off if you'd like, but i don't really want to do that, i'd rather smooch ya
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>>675733091
yes absolutely
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>>675733234

very cool, i bet you could share skirts
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>>675733291
totes
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>>675733091
C-Can you do both?
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>>675733383

maybe even makeup
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>>675733438

*smooches ya* fuck off dipshit~
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>>675733456
I don't like makeup
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>>675733547

same, probably the only thing i could go for is lipstick but without the rest of the party it seems pointless
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They made me wear eyeliner when I did the school play
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>>675733530
you too bb (づ⏓ᴥ⏓)づ
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>>675733630
lipstick is the worst for me

I'd go for like eye stuff maybe though

>>675733715
hot
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they wanted to clue in the parents
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stap
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>>675733723

ruffles your head fur

>>675733839

with eye stuff you really have to commit to the whole look, it's not like rouge or whatever
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>>675713962
cause life is meaning less and drugs are fun :)
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My baby is growing up!
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>>675734095
yeah see that's why I generally don't want to have anything to do with any of it
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>>675734270

you'd make a very pretty egyptian goddess with long hair and probably way too much makeup and a nice skirt
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>>675734095
*admires your tail*

>>675734236
He's turning into a handsome young man.
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>>675734389
nah, I know how much is too much

my sister is very good at tasteful application of makeup as well
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>>675734540
He is! I'm so excited, this is cause for celebration!
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>>675734749
Did you get him a present?
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>>675734540

>>675734643

how much longer are you doomed to texas for?
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>>675735102
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>>675735102
leaving on sunday

it is fine though, I have been playing through okami the whole time
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>>675735079
I didn't know he was going to molt this soon. I checked on him this afternoon before I went to work and he was still upright. Then when I got home and checked on him he was in molting position. When he finishes molting and is ready to eat I'll feed him a nice big juicy cricket.
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>>675735238

uncover your visage

>>675735365

i have wanted to play okami for a few years. does it run on ps3?
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>>675735504
I don't know, I have been playing it on ps2

it is a very pretty game
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>>675735492
Tell him he's a good boy.

>>675735504
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Dooooooooooooooooom.
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alasttttttttor, GREAT boypussy i gotta say

>>675735695

i believe the ps3 is backwards compatible. send snaps of it, include self

>>675735890

great visage, wow~
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T-thanks.
You have no proof, though.
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>>675735890
I do everyday.
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give me proof then
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>>675736053
I will tomorrow or saturday probably
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Gib plane tickets, then.
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>>675736053
T-Thank you~

>>675736147
Good, tell him he's a qt too
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so gfur; shaved, trimmed, or hairy?

Have a preference in partner?
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where do you live?

>>675736332

i cannot wait, i am so excited, aaa

>>675736375

you're doing a great job
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>>675736491

bottoms shaved, tops hairy
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bad mr skeleton
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9/11 didn't have no planes they were faaaaaake
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>>675736375
I do. He knows he's my favorite.
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>>675736493
<3
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Does anyone know who I should go to if I have a belly that needs to be inspected?
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>>675736607
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>>675736582
fuck you skeleton
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>>675736626
That's not the picture I posted.

Weird.
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I live near some fast food chains.
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>>675736491
hair-ee

>>675736493
At what?

>>675736605
Don't let the other guys hear that.

>>675736626
I can help you sir.
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>>675724655
Underrated post, 150% true
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>>675736558

Yeah, every top I've been with wanted me smooth.
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>>675736774

oh good i will mail the tickets to the nearest carls jr

>>675736851

everything
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