LIVE HOSTAGE SITUATION THREAD!!!
GET ON THE GROUND SCUMBAG!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo&feature=youtu.be
>>675688283
We got a hostage situation here, but don't forget to subscribe if you want that hashtag, we don't give a fuck about this potential murder
what going on?
Some guy sitting on a sidewalk with some lady as a hostage. Maybe they will gas him.
professional journalism right here
>>675688283
are all american news that dumb and stupid ?
>>675689314
I DONT SEE IT.
That mickey mouse voice lol
they don't know fuck,
it might just be practice
>>675689325
yes
>>675689314
my brother just laughed at your comment, and is giggling at his current words now.
Help me pick a game to buy:
GTA5 vs Fallout 4
http://strawpoll.me/7175194
ANIKA GOT THIS SHIT
#ANIKA
>>675688283
>>675688774
>>675689061
>>675689314
>>675689371
>>675689388
>>675689413
>>675689437
>>675689558
> BUT GUYS DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE !
>>675689761
HAHAHAAHA, stop, we are smoking we, my brother and me, we are giggling our balls off.
I live 2 minutes from this. What should I do?
where's Hancock when you need him
>>675689899
weed*, fuck laughing and coughing.
>>675688283
lol.. the only thing they want is a shootout... fucking master race americans1! hope you kill yourselves:)
>sponsored hostage situation
Only in America.
>>675689918
run naked through the street
>If there were shots fired where did they go?
>>675690440
hahaah, I was thinking the same thing, this is amazing high.
[The Guy] - Yep, yep, seems like there are some cars on the middle of the road..
[The Bitch] - Yes, I do agree, I'm not sure but I think police is there
[The Guy] - I'm not sure if is the police, judging after the van it may be UPS
[The Bitch] - Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE if you like us and #scary #fox10 #foxnews
this is painful commentary
>>675690926
I SEE MOVEMENT!
>>675690869
hahahahaha
I can't stop giggling to this shit.
Are they died ?
>>675691050
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH I- YEAH
MORE MOVEMENT NOW
YEAH
>>675690926
THE K9 IS OUT
THE K9 IS OUT
I feel like the reporters should just openly admit they have nothing to say at the moment and talk when something happens
>>675691285
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>675689325
No some a just a little more dumber and stupider.
>>675691285
YEAH I WONDERRRRRRR IF POLICE CAN UM COME UP BEHIND THE GUY
YEAH
I really enjoy them seemingly talking to people off camera and showing pictures between the two of them
Also the woman's father said "He's a good guy"
"GEE, I WONDER IF THESE POLICE CAN JUST COME IN FROM BEHIND THE GUY"
Party van i here
FROM BEHIND THE GUY
>>675691285
Do police dogs wear collar cams in the US?
>>675691285
say mate would you like to join me for a drinking game?
every time he says YEAH, have a drink.
a good night ensures
>>675691858
>>675691795
>>675691792
call the mexicans to dig a tunnel
Damn, Tay could've been negotiating with them, but Microsoft is lobotomizing her.
>>675689899
Sounds like your brothers gonna giggle his balls right onto your chin faggot
why cant they just let him kill her? then the situation would be over
The woman just suggested that this may be because of a complicated love triangle.
10/10 reporting
>>675692163
I will join if the invite is open
Aw shit, lost the chopper
>>675688283
going to be a completely minimal kill count, disregard this
choppers leaving, no action, gg
>>675692235
news reporter is on /b/ and reading this, thats why the helicopter flew away and the talking just went quiet.
wankers
this reporting holy shit 10/fucking10
>Chopper leaving site
What the fuck is this man?
Jesus this is horrible journalism
fuck sake, is he woman trying to deep throat the mic or something?
just when I tune in... new link for other chopper/crew with fuel?
NO THIS IS THE MESA ONE YOU DUMB CUNT!!!
HAHAHA,
This fucking anchoring is amazing!
>>675692354
Tree-man stream was more entertaining
[The Bitch] - we got a local story, I suck I dick before, ohhh noo..... so this is me again, my daddy pay those fucker to hire me
WTF is this woman doing?
the fucking conversation in the background omg too funny
hmm my aunt lives out there
holy shit they don't know wtf they are doing
shit chopper leaving now we are going to have to miss all this awesome action
It sounds like she's fucking producing the thing on top of anchoring.
What the fuck are these guys doing?
dat tie choice...
>>675692810
ARE YOU KURT?
This is the most embarassing live tv I've ever seen.. Is it just Fox or do amerifags have such low standards?
This is without question the worst news coverage I have ever seen
This whole thing is cringe worthy
>>675692607
yeah what the fuck is there no news director or are these even news peope God damn they'd all be shot here in Philly for such garbage.
Work?
I do good tunnel I have the strong back, I would have been behinds him now to give him the whacky smacky.
Any other link for live footage?
Niggers could do better new coverage than this shit. Seriously, fuck the jews.
Sucks that the chopper left
What the fuck happened to the hostage situation?
>>675692866
what?
>>675692883
>>675692901
yup. anyone got a different stream?
>>675693080
kek
******************THE HELICOPTER WAS ORDERED TO LEAVE BY THE GUNMEN********************
>>675693159
Can't seem to find one.
uh and this house like burned yesterday mhm.. maybe I can find some footage and I'll hook you up, guys. Was pretty intense..
>>675693462
Can confirm. The gunmen ordered the helicopter to depart or they would cut off this woman's finger.
>>675693159
meatspin.com
I NEED TO SEE SOME FUCKING ACTION GET BACK TO THE HOSTAGE FUCK THE CASTER
>>675693206
Dat file name lol
Worst....
Hostage....
Coverage.....
Ever...
He is about to kill everyone...better go refuel the chopper.
The gunman is only willing to speak to the president of the united states
>>675693751
top kek he's gonna get fucking shot
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE JUST KILLED A HOSTAGE
ITS A FALSE FLAG WAKE UP SHEEPLE
Dude takes her hostage because she wanted a breakup.
>>675693751
he really means he wants moot back on 4chan
>>675693751
He's too busy dancing in Argentina
>>675693658
THE GUNMAN IS ISIS THE NEWS JUST CONFIRMED
PARIS IS GOING TO GET BOMBED
>>675693658
Funyboi
Link anyone?
>not even showing the gunmen rn
I;m a grown adult but in my country watching actual real crime is considered too graphic, so our news is filtered and sprinkled with fairy dust.
ISIS IS COORDINATING WITH THE HOSTAGE
THE HOSTAGE IS ACTUALLY KEEPING THE GUNMAN HOSTAGE, THE GUN IS A FAKE, THIS IS ALL JUST A PLOY TO DISTRACT US FROM THE IMPENDING ISIS ATTACK IN PARIS
>>675693577
>gunman
>cut off finger
Hurrdurrrrr gonna use mah guns to cut dis beotches fingahs awf
>>675694122
http://abc7.com/live/
am i the only one who thinks its pretty morbid to host a youtube channel just for a hostage situation? or is this always a live broadcast for the news?
>>675694122
the chopper left to refuel, cant find another live stream with coverage
Pizza sent.
>Call in a sniper
>Shoot man
>Hostage situation over
Is it really that hard?
>>675688283
No happening thread has ever been as exciting as...
>Chocolate Rambo
Can't Corner The Dorner
>>675693159
>>675693300
>>675694357
http://abc7.com/live/
LIVE: THE CHOPPER THAT LEFT TO REFUEL WAS SHOT DOWN BY ISIS
WORLD WAR 3 IS HAPPENED GET TO THE BUNKER
Shits going down
link for u fags
>>675694492
not working for me...
also
>2 minute delay
>>675694269
Ah ha you were fooled by my master plan, this was all just a distraction so that I can walk away unnoticed to take a fat steamy shit
Damnit we missed it
>#BREAKINGNEWS: Redlands hostage standoff ends as SWAT team moves in on suspect and drags ex-girlfriend hostage away http://abc7.la/1LKGSkM
OHOHoh oh I see why this is a 2-bit news channel. It's next to the shithole of CA - San Bernardino.. Well.. Bakersfield may suck more.
When the choppah gets back I predict....a tragic update
She's in a bearcat right now getting medical attention.
She became unconscious as she was pulled away.
Ambulance is coming on scene right now.
THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KILLED IN AN ISIS SHOOT OUT AT THE WHITE HOUSE
AMERICA IS UNDER ATTACK BY ISLAM, AMERICA IS UNDER ATTACK
>>675694292
Thanks anon
>>675694863
Implying Islam wasn't always in the White House
I heard those shots boys
>>675694292
fucking typical shit happens right after the chopper leaves....
Faggy is gonna end up like this soon
>>675694384
Alright sniper elite, why don't we just shoot the guy in the testicles. It seems like an easy target right?
>>675695027
Sauce?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ
GEt in here shitheads, We gun get that ted cruz fella
>>675687427
Hostage dragged away
Why did the woman collapse?
Anyone watchin live stream see all the water bottles? Like a hundred water bottles fall out of the SWAT van they put the bitch in, and the cops just kick them around the street. What the dick
>>675695321
Probably from shock.
Amazingly being a hostage and having a ton of guns pointed at you is stressful.
>>675695027
why is it censored?!?!?!
>>675695296
did they send the dag in?
>>675695432
That's what I thought but I didn't see what was going on just before she collapsed, didn't know if she had got hurt or anything
>>675695027
wut
Women don't wear kippahs wtf is she doing
>>675695506
His balls fell out of his sister's shorts
>>675695757
Pretty sure shots were fired. I heard that shit 2 mins away.
>>675695757
She was swarmed by swat and pulled away. She stumbled after the first few steps before collapsing and having to be pulled away.
Also she just got airlifted away to a local hospital so she may have been shot.
>>675695027
huh?
UPDATE:
Suspect is down and covered. Reporters say he's likely deceased.
pic is hostage being carried away to chopper.
IT'S OVER LADS. HE'S DOWN
"We failed Tim! She kill!"
"You failed Roger, now stop being a fag and help we get this bling nigga"
>>675696501
How convenient the chopper comes back after the suspect is shot down
I call police brutality!!! Bitch probably deserved it.... Unfortunately the law always takes bitches side in domestic violence...
>>675696764
they probably cocked that ho right in the eye
WE HAVE NO CHOICE, WE MUST SHOOT THROUGH THE HOSTAGE.
>>675697242
I was talking police brutality on the suspect who was shot down. The bitch probably deserved to get shot, or at the very least KO'd.. this was probably all her fault after all
>>675695027
And then there was no sauce.
Sniper missed
wtf is going on? Did I miss it?
>>675698441
read the thread bruh
>>675688283
wat
WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWHOAH
shut the fuck up you dumbass inbred cumdumpster
Some pretty high level commentary going on here!
IT HAS FLASHING LIGHTS ITS OBVIOUSLY AN UNMARKED COP CAR YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
she's so into it
The most boring GTA V gameplay ever
Red car confirmed butthurt motorist
OH SHIT A CAR CHASE NOW!!!!
That woman is obnoxious. Why is she moderating this?
GTA IRL WEW
>>675689899
fuck off nigger
>>675691942
no, but that's an excellent idea. I'd pay good money to sub to a channel where Rex mauled the shit out of dindus all day.
WHAT IS HE DOINNNNNN???
>>675699134
shes obviously chatting with someone or doing something else on the computer, is there a way to find her connection or whatever?
OH MY GOODNESS GUYS
Team, report in.
>>675699815
Uhh, watch out there's a sniper.
>>675699815
>>675699815
Red Leader, standing by
>>675699967
The U.S. Army
>>675699900
There's too many of 'em!
Ooh boy!
Jesus Christ half the time we can't even see the truck because of the superimposed shot of the useless fucking 'journalists'
>>675689325
Fox is the worst, but the rest aren't much better.
>>675700231
Affirmative
I'm on my way
ITS INDIAN LAND!!!!!
Wait I'm confused af, if the suspect was detained why is there a car chase atm?
>>675688707
You don't live in the states do you?
>>675689325
What, precisely, is stupid about that?
Nice save
>>675700600
suspect is dead. car chase is unrelated i believe.
>>675700449
Throwing smoke!
*pshhhhhhhh*
>a thick puff of smoke emerges
>>675700805
Double doors!
*POW POW POW*
Enemy down
>>675688283
"if you are familiar with the area, you can see he is now surrended only by open desert"
OR IF YOU LITERALLY HAVE ONE SINGLE FUNCTIONING EYEBALL YOU KNOW FUCKING SCUMBAG JOURNOFAG HOLY SHIT IS THIS AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT?
kek
BROUGHT TO YOU BY BILL LUKE: FORD. We build great get away vehicles!
goddamn the chopper needs fuel again?
where can i see online?
Holy fuck, amerigun news coverage is so fucking bad.
hahahaaa, I would definitely kill myself if I lived in the US.
>>675689679
Anika M?
>>675701089
are you not entertained?
>>675701225
That's Ram logo you fucking retard faggot penis fuck.
>>675701255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>>675701090
mfw this is all an elaborate car comercial
>>675701089
Anon, this is US tv, what did you expect?
BTW, did the camera just come off the helicopter?
"accidentally" shot the woman
>>675689558
Fallout 4 was such a letdown, beat it once and now I find the game rather boring even with mods. Waste of money IMO. Maybe in a few years when the really good game play mods come out It'll be playable.
>>675701087
2 guys left...
Nice, chopper ran out of fuel.
I didn't get here until the car chase started. Did anyone see the shooting in the hostage situation?
>>675701270
Do it anyway, just in case.
>>675701225
DON'T CARE. LIKE IM AFTER ACCURACY. IM HERE TO SEE SOME INJUN GET SHOT.
SUSPECT ROLLED OVER!
>>675688283
>Making his getaway in a gas sucking truck
>Knowing he will suck all the cock in prison
They use fucking VLC.
>>675701579
That's an injun?
She's wrong, hostage taker shot the woman, police shot him.
Wow, outstanding! Truck rolls and no helicopter footage at the best moment. You fucking fail.
holy fuck you mean to say that we missed the vehicle roll over? jesus christ.
>>675701391
>>675701391
yeah, wtf. please explain, what woman?
>>675701693
Sure. Seems to check out.
>>675701705
>>675701737
Such a let down
I want my hour back
>>675701761
from the hostage situation earlier
Fatass cop falls out of the car. Kek.
HAHAHAA when the fucking policeman falls out of the fucking car.
typical amerigun policeman.
lmao at failing to rob the biker. His reaction was gold when the cops pull up.
Is there a different, non-shit livestream with an active helicopter?
OMG IS HE REALLY FUCKING SHOWING THE SCREEN ON HIS PHONE TO THE CAMERA
>>675688283
Showing his fucking shit ass app instead, what a shitty news anchor
>>675702082
I would have tackled that motherfucker
Arizona is the literal asshole of America. Let the oogaboogas have it, it was there's to begin with anyways.
>>675700700
Nice numbers
This is literally a youtube react video with these two fucks.
did he die?
>replaying the fat cop falling out of his car over and over
>americans are real
I have to remind myself that every fucking day.
wait wut
>>675702327
it ain't no h3h3
BOOM GOES THE BOMB
BOOM GOES THE GUY
>channel 3
So professional
"channel 3" "oh dont say that"
They're getting their chopper back guis.
>>675702509
underrated post tbhf
>>675702459
> NA cops
Retarded bitch. Why the fuck does the guy choose to rob the motorcycle when he has a fucking truck? Fucking retard.
were you seeing that
channel 3
dont say that
These dimwitted cunts are so unprofessional.
live recording? its just the same thing over and over. wtf
"Where are you seeing it?"
-- "Channel 3."
"Don't say that!"
>>675688283
These anchors is fucking shit.
Holy shit, how does a fucking truck not run out of gas before the news copter
Whelp, Channel 3 has footage lol
If dubs then driver puts buckets on head and scrambles.
Send like the obvious solution is to shut down Bill Luke Ram.
>>675702611
I guess he thought it would be better to get away on
>>675702459
http://www.azfamily.com/category/299140/3tv-breaking-news-video
>>675702551
News anchors are so grimey. All they want is eyes tuned in on their channel. All this fake concern over the other drivers on the road is such bullshit.
fckn Fox. fill the chopper with gas *before* the car chase.
apparently channel 2 has their shit together, though. any that can get that up on streaming?
>LIVE: Hostage Situation Redlands, CA
>Pre-recorded
>>675702741
He has a risk to get shot on the motorcycle. He's still a retard.
>>675702789
I wonder why a guy in a cop chase in a full size pick up truck attacked a guy on a motorcycle. I don't know. Maybe he was trying to take it? Jesus...
This whole thing is so bizarre.
These commentators are watching it like a football match.
In the description it says
>Brought to you by Bill Luke: http://billluke.com
I can't believe this is real. USA, explain yourself.
>truck rolled over and driver ejected
suspect BTFO
Any footage from channel 3?
>>675702522
That'd be even worse
whats their twitter? The girl isn't vetting them before she reads them
>>675703207
I just posted the link above.
>>675703237
fuckoff I love h3h3
this is dope, thanks for the tip op
>helicopter ran out of fuel
kek america
Ran out of fuel. lol
Wow we missed the big ending.
Way to fuck up FOX. Hope your shit studio burns down
>>675703207
>>675703272
I mean any footage of the car rolling over
Fuck your recap footage, bitch. We wanna see a corpse.
How many times are they going to show that one part and say "so scary" and then point out the lardass cop rolling out of his car? And then say it's probably the adrenaline.. this bitch is literally just repeating herself. I'm done watching this crap.
>>675688283
>oh, i bet if i take a hostage, the police will leave me alone
>if i steal this car and drive off really fast, they'll probably just give up
i don't see why people think this will work.
>>675703239
>>675703239
>>675703239
>>675703239
@FOX10Phoenix
@FOX10Phoenix
@FOX10Phoenix
@FOX10Phoenix
@FOX10Phoenix
@FOX10Phoenix
>>675703420
Looks like 3 had a helicopter up so maybe they will replat footage if the got it. They have shown the truck and him being treated in the middle of the road.
>>675693860
that sure is one devastating break up.
>>675703360
Someone needs to CSI MIAMI ENHANCE this shit. No body, you've lost yourself a viewer.
>>675703432
Sniper accuracy lvl 1
>>675703432
I can't even justifiably masturbate anymore. My afternoon was just ruined.
I'm so fucking pissed we missed the best part all because FOX is a shitshow
From the looks of the truck, it is lucky he was thrown maybe...
http://www.azfamily.com/category/299140/3tv-breaking-news-video
@FOX10Phoenix Just before the suspect in the car chase got wrecked he passed by my location screaming "Hitler did nothing wrong!!"
FUCK BASEBALL
>>675703690
>>675688283
Fucking helicopter ran out of fuel as soon as the truck flipped. Fox News should of broadcasted the flip so we can have another gore webm.
>>675695027
faggot censorship. might as well just delete the whole shit. it's worthless now.
Ausfag here, I'm laughing at you Americans hahaha
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>>675703996
Bad B8 M8
>>675703575
Ive successfully evaded police 3 different times in my full size truck
I can only see this guy drives around for like 10 minutes! Is there not any other stream ?
>>675703996
That's why you have your shit animals to begin with, convict 675703996.
>>675704136
in a full speed car chase, with helicopters, after taking a hostage?
>>675704343
This is a different guy. Hostage guy and car chase guy are different.
Better see some good shit at the end of this.
"I can't imagine what that guy [on the motorcycle] must be going through."
Are these news anchors seriously this incompetent? Worse acting than Spy Kids right here.
>>675704420
doesn't matter. they're going to get their ass kicked and get sent to jail either way.
