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>>675378899
>tetris
How the hell does this work?
>>675378899
wei shen from sleeping dogs
im ded
>>675378899
Claptrap from Borderlands TPS. No problem. I live upstairs.
>>675378899
so uh, who's the main character of League of Legends?
Teemo?
>>675379138
Obviously some asshole is dropping blocks on your head...
Isaac Clarke I am fucked
I guess I need to watch out for Gordon Freeman.
Sam Fisher, fml
charles bliss??? He's dead if so but I'm not even sure if he's the main character
I'm hosed.
Maggy from the Binding of Isaac - I think I'll pull through
the whole country of nazi germany is hunting me down
>>675378899
I'm probably the only /b/tard who doesn't play/know shit about video games
The main character of the last game I played. Let's see...
>pic related
Think I'll be OK actually
>>675378899
>Orc knight in Skyrim
Ffffffuck
fucking ded kratos from god of war
Geralt of Rivia. Maybe I can pay him off
Extremely. Dark SOuls 2
>>675378899
Very, Level 45 Fallout 4
All ranks in rifleman but the last
max bloody mess
Heavy Combat Armor
Plasma Sniper Rifle
Lots of drugs
Sniper Rifles and sheit
All stats at 8
Madden... *who the fuck is the main character of madden?* ...Odell Beckham Jr?
Tanya mkx I'm so fucked
Dear god, Wallace, my level 14 Barbarian (Pathfinder). All of the fucked. Has mad survival so he can track me, and is fucking vicious.
Hearthstone, so the innkeeper I guess?
>Pokemon emerald
not sure if fucked or alright
>NBA 2K14
Fuck. I got LeBron coming for me.
>>675380563
John Madden duh
BLADE DOESNT STAND A FUCKING CHANCE
>>675378899
I guess Lionel Messi since he's on the box of FIFA14
>>675378899
was playing Assassins creed black flag, not sure if fucked because assassin or fine because not near water
BOT Gave :0
>>675380868
(army men air attack 2)
>>675379465
what if I am shit at tetris?
>Halo Reach
>Noble 6
Fuck.
Not very since his gun is pretty much just a stapler.
lego harry potter....i am so fucked
>>675378899
Venom Snek
Inb4 Fultoned
>>675379920
No, the Division Agent. So not very fucked since he could headshot you six times and not kill you.
>>675378899
Is there a main character in Team Fortress 2 or am I going to be hunted by the 9 mercs?
>>675378899
>Nick from deadrising 3
Ehh i could do worse
Dovahkiin
me = fucked
>>675378899
I will make sure to tell dead pool that he can try some virgin male ass if he wants before killing me
Issac Clarke. Ive seen him at least once itt. Honestly i think he can be reasoned with. Im not after the markers. Im not a necromorph. Im not in his way at all...
my driver in forza 6
fuk ima get run over in a gt40
thats how i wanna go
>>675381862
They made a third one?
fuck
Who's the main character of Clash of Clash?
>>675378899
Tom Nook. I will starve to death while he sucks every last bit of blood of my body making me pay for every single bit of air i breath, I'm condemned.
>>675382504
Johnny the barbarian
Jebediah Kerman from kerbal space program. Pretty sure that I'll be fine
>>675382509
Kek
Champion of Cyrodiil using the Terminator's (Pelinal) armor.
rip in pepe
>>675378899
>MWO
How do?
GTA V... So who is the main character?
that 2048 tile is coming for me
NepNep... I'm okay with this.
lol
My little Stardew Valley farmer guy
I'm fucked.
>>675383052
doesn't matter. you're fucked regardless.
BlazBlue Chronophantasma, so.. Ragna the Bloodedge I presume? I don't think he is even the main character any more.
>>675383335
Holy fuck you are fucked.
>>675380380
we'refucked.jpg
>>675378899
Far cry primal.. dude has spears and bow and arrows, but I could just shoot him with a gun.
>>675378899
stephen curry
damn
>>675378899
at least he won't kill me
Nigga is part dragon
>>675384174
Not unless he is old and you are the Joker
RICO FUCKING RODRIGUEZ
Just Cause 3
What are my chances?
>>675384369
kek
Well. I'm fucked.
>>675384706
Nice. Although /b/ doesn't take kindly to CoD
I'm not ready for the new ddr stepcharts...
Help me plz
>>675384831
I hate the newer CODs but I've been loving myself some WaW Zombies recently.
Monopoly
Assassin's Creed Rogue oh fuck someone help !!!!!!!
>>675378899
Geralt from The Witcher.
My instincts tell me I'm already dead.
Talion. I wonder if I'll even finish typing this before I
Agent 47
I'm fucked
Melee Marth. Yup I'm pretty fucked.
>>675384476
does anyone have the webm of him putting boosters on someones vagina?
>>675385721
LOL could be worse, I wouldn't want Falcon on my ass
Halo 5 so 117, royaly fucked
>>675385533
>tfw your killer sent your post
>>675378899
Who is the main Character of Battlefield 4 (Online) ??? Recon Class?
>>675385533
Lol dubs but u ded
Postal Dude on enhanced mode
Geralt of Rivia. He's a reasonable guy, I could probably get him to spare me.
Yeah well fuck.
My fallout 4 character with a robot that shoots mini nukes :( rip
>>675378899
Sole Survivor
I'm fucking dead.
![jBP6OBy[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/aSi1slt.png "jBP6OBy[1].png")
Mmmmmshit
>>675387745
>>675387045
oh shit I was playing FO4 too
We're all in this together
>the courier
Fallout: New Vegas
Kek
>Carl
GTA: SA
Corvo from Dishonored.
I played him in low chaos, so I might be good. Just get knocked out for a few hours.
Well shit what's the main character of JOJO All Star Battle? Im fucked either way.
>>675378899
Kyle Crane, dying light
Probably dead
>>675378899
Dow soulstorm
so the entire imperium of man
fuck
Link is hunting me down.
Should I be worried?
Well fuck...
The Protagonist from Stardew Valley... I guess Im fine?
level 58 khajiit in skyrim. one sneak attack could kill a dragon. I could die any moment.
>>675378899
fucking barry steakfries from mobile phone game
pretty fucked desu senpai
well, real games
the pyro from tf2
pretty fuckedm8
>>675389297
A farmer is hunting you down. You're fine
>>675378899
Hunted By DJ Skully, Going to be one funny but painful death. Also Checked
>James Heller
>Prototype 2
Not only am I fucked, I won't even see him coming up to me, and He'll be wearing my face and fucking my wife before the night is through.
>>675389078
be very worried. especially if we're talking TP link with bomb arrows.
>>675378899
kirby from kirby's dreamcourse.
>unclear
Xcom 2
Big boss from Metal Gear Solid 5.
I'm pretty fucked m8
>>675389078
>Gannon confirmed
Well my runescape account has 99 strength AND attack, so I'm pretty fucked right now. Even if I manage to escape somehow, I'll still die from the weapon poison.
The Punisher from that old ps2 game. I'm really sad
>>675389078
>Triforce Confirmed
>>675389541
Nah. It's the kid one from Ocarina of Time
Fallout 4 character. I'm boned.
Caesar Augustus
help pls
Fuck. Halo 2. Master Chief will kick my ass.
Fucking Palestinians from CSGO gonna blow my shit up. Gotta get my bulldozer fast
>>675378899
Hmm
I played world of tanks
So... Idk
>>675390209
You gotta tank coming for Your ass
>>675390209
A tank is hunting you down.
You're fucked man
>>675386070
Same.
>DBZ Xenoverse
Yeah I'm waiting for Goku to teleport in any moment and end me.
>>675390209
same problem, just played Panzermadels.
At least the tank is hot
Pong.
Um, a ball? I guess?
My monster hunter 4 character...Shit, he's after muh carves!
>>675390690
The only person who isn't fucked in this thread
>>675379313
Underrated post
I played with my dick... So either I kill myself or a dick will kill me...
>>675379435
Teemo. You're fucked.
>>675390815
Dunno, enjoy having a giant ball chase you down
Fuck
>>675378899
snake? SNAAAKEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>675391361
Oh shit nigger
boba fett.
well thats ironic.
This nigger has mystrile tools out the dick. Spooked.
>>675391507
A sim with the "loser" trait.
She'll probably set fire to herself while chasing me, I'm good.
>>675391458
im very fked
Dovakin.... Pretty fucking fucked
>>675389874
oh. ehhh you could possibly get away.
Welp
I'm so fucking dead
My fallout new vegas character has 100 speech and like 60 pounds of weapons... not to mention like 50/5+ super/stimpacks.
>>675391816
kek same
Eliwood of FE7. Im probably fucked
>CE Master Chief coming at me with inverted gun aiming
I'm never gonna die
>>675391900
That guy from the story mode? Mason, I think his name is.
Yeah you're fucked
My level 50 fallout character with mk iv X-01 armor and a Gatling laser. Goodbye world
I played Super Columbine Massacre RPG, so I guess Dylan and Eric are after me
>>675381365
Same actually. Fuck me, right?
I'm golden. It's 16 year old me, and I'm about to break Lemieux's CHL scoring record while being the most dominate shutdown defenseman in hockey history. My friends call me "Norris Trophy"
the leader from Oregon Trail
>screwed
Luneth,, from FFIII. Pretty fucked, I guess.
>>675382709
Same.
>>675391495
L O L
guild wars 2 im fucked by someone who defys laws of physics.
Captain Falcon of ssbm...yeah I'm not gonna make it
>>675382709
He'll crash that ship into you
>Screwed
>>675378899
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>>675378899
subnautica character
easy kill
Pretty, level 22 fallout new vegas characters with silenced sniper and the This Machine, along with like 50 super/stimpacks and sunset sasparillas. Also 100 in speech so he would convince me to be an hero.
Kobe Bryant?
>>675378899
I'm pretty fucking dead I'd say.
/b/ is fucking cancer though, it's literally just endless reposts and trolls.
>>675378899
im pretty fucked
>>675378899
Witcher 3
Very fucked
>>675378899
>Plant
JUST
TIS-100
So... me? I guess my odds are precisely 50/50.
>Edward Kenway
>>675392886
What main character is hunting you down?
>>675378899
my fallout 4 character
fml
gg
>>675393084
didn't think anybody'd ask after I forgot to include pic.
>I'm fine
>My Holy Roman Empire Kaiser from CKII
>Genius/Attractive/Strong/Diligent
>Grey Eminence
>Emperor of Germania, Wendish, Francia, and Italy
>Basileus Leon V is my son
Pretty fucked, m8s.
adam fucking jensen
but it was a pacifist run, sooooo i guess my elbow is going to be shattered beyond repair and i'll have a concussion?
>>675378899
Terra from FFVI.
It was nice knowing you guys.
>>675392887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
Eliwood from Fire Emblem. I'll be fine, that nigga ain't bulletproof.
>>675380563
Getting chased by Roger goodell
>>675378899
Myself from CSGO. I'm safe. I can't kill a dead body.
Amanda Ripley
>>675392316
Keked
>>675384362
Welcome to the club
I think i got this
My level 62 dragonborn with twin 128 dmg swords and a 516 armor rating. I'm royally fucked...
>>675378899
Kindred. I'm fucked, or not. I guess nothing would change?
>>675378899
who the fuck is the main character of league of legends?
Smash for WiiU
Either nobody is after me because no main character
Or I'm dead as shit
>>675378899
Who is the main character of Guitar Hero 3?
>>675393856
Kurt Cobain
Kratos from God of War.
Oh shit.
>>675393702
Ha. You have no fuckin chance
>>675378899
> agar.io
I gues i'm ok since i'm a fat fuck.
Jesus motherfucking christ you guys.... i have the villager after me
I think I'm probably good...
Rocket League... ?
>>675380036
same for me
could be worse i guess
Crash Bandicoot. Pretty fucked I guess. Am I? I'm not so sure.
>>675378899
so im being hunted by nba live 2006's Delonte West,nice...
Samus is coming after me what do i do plz help me
>>675378899
Oshit
Fox is gonna rape me final destination
>>675383335
Enjoy having your head punched off your shoulders
>>675378899
Geralt of Rivia. Safe to say I'm safe nowhere. I'll fuck Triss and go out a hero
>>675393979
Web games don't count
>>675393979
Kek
Crane from dyling light...im fucked.
>>675378899
Chrono, I think that would make me more fucked than anyone else itt because he literally dies in the game and comes back anyways, so he's basically immortal.
>>675378899
Some random naked dude with a rock in Rust
>>675393892
3 soon tbh fam
Apart from his gun (and maybe tank) i shouldn't be in too much danger.
My only hope is he'll take my pacifist playthrough to heart, and instead of stabbing me with those arm blades he'll just beat the crap out of me and knock me unconscious
Probably dead. Guess I better get my side strafe down pat
>>675394540
And all of Squad 07, man. You'd be fucked if he was hunting you.
>>675394352
You asshole, that game is only 21 years old!
SPOILERS!
Was nice living
welp...
Who knows, guys, maybe it won't be so bad being a deli sliced ham.
>frisk from undertale pacifist run
the worst i have to worry about is futa ness
>>675378899
I'm fucked bad
>>675378899
World of Tanks
how does that work?
Dunno how fucked I am
>>675378899
So what happens if you were playing Europa Universalis?
>>675396968
Theres a crew operating the tank, I assume one of them outranks the rest
Who the hell is the main character of Rainbow 6 Siege?
>>675396161
Same
