Was I too slow?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Was I too slow?
What
i was busy looking for a certain soundcloud clip, i will pay attention this time
>>675373735
Hi there, Anonymous.
>>675374034
This time it really might be.
>>675373977
I don't get it, whats with the japanese women?
>>675374235
it'll be fine once everyone finds their way back
>>675374261
I'm the only Japanese woman here.
I killed the Easter bunny
>>675374612
you monster
>>675374448
Na, you're from indo-china. I can tell.
>>675374417
I sure hope everyone does...
>>675374612
Why would you do such a thing? I have a friend who was probably related to him, you know.
>>675373626
It's fine giving good advice takes time
I accidentally cloned me a Reimu so I could have one to fuck since the real one wouldn't. How much of a sin is this?
>>675374842
Noir-sama...
>>675374983
Yeah, exactly... I was trying really hard!
>>675375009
Unforgivable... because you didn't ask the original first.
/k/ommanon reporting in on mobile, hopefully this thread is still here wjen i get home, I've been waiting on this
>>675375983
Good to see you! It'll still be here if I can help it.
>>675376009
Put that away, that's private!
>>675375599
I appreciate that you like to help people
>>675376279
Ugu...
>>675376300
I appreciate being appreciated! Hehe.
>>675375599
I never said I did anything to them, I just said I "accidentally" cloned them for my purposes. A clown would always be willing if the real shrine maiden was there and it'd be preferred.
It's been a while, methinks.
How are things?
>>675373626
You were too quick. They got intimidated.
I suppose I'll pop in momentarily to say hi to people since I have the rare opportunity
>>675376279
I wanna show Sakuya my dick.
>>675377768
Pretty good! I have tomorrow and most of the next day off, and I'm feeling all better!
How are you?
>>675377821
Note to self: don't be too forward with Anonymous.
Check.
>>675377885
hiya anon
>>675377930
we all do
>>675377885
Hi, I'm people...
>>675378261
But I want to see how she reacts to it most of all.
Somebody kill me
>>675378219
Is pussies. Find your calling.
>>675378553
no can do
>>675378553
Okay, but you should at least tell me why first.
>>675378751
here
>>675378553
>>675378752
I know that feel.
protip: "This is how we communicate"
-Fred Durst
no more peter cotton tail, hopping round the bunny trail
>>675378219
As far as I can tell I'm doing fine.
Looks like I missed a thread earlier, was it fun?
You?
Surprise, motherfuckers.
-sweep-
>>675379076
Like I said, that's really messed up.
>>675374448
Show me your feet
>>675378261
Hello, person whom I don't know
>>675378388
Hello person whom started the thread
>>675379076
still fucked up
>>675379309
some fries mothafucka
>>675379148
>shrugs
It was okay. Kinda slow. Reisen was there, though...
>>675379309
Welcome back~
>>675379401
Why do you want to see them..?
>>675379909
I fucking love feet. Footjobs are literally heaven...
>>675379909
I want to lick peanut butter off them
>>675379751
>Reisen was there, though...
Well shit. I wanted to talk with her.
Did you know that bunnies like to lick feet? They get their salt from that.
>>675379309
Hello~
How have you been?
>>675379751
Thank you!
It's been a while.
>>675379665
All rise, mothafucka.
>>675380347
first prize, mothafucka
>>675379646
well thats usually my line
[1.6L sounds]
>>675379909
Got moar feet pics???
>>675380530
Is my use troubling? I can seek alternate ways to express both greetings and lack of association
THE FUCK TYPE OF 2HU CJ IS DIS?
>>675380292
Wha-wha.. wha.. they do? That's so...
Ahem... surprising.
-nods-
>>675380111
Do they really? As a girl I wouldn't know, but... I do meet a lot of people who like feet...
>>675380227
Eeww... that would feel so weird.
>>675380347
How have you been? I've been busy busy.
>>675380722
>pokes
ah said the fuck type of cj is dis?
Last week's feels were real
>pic related
>>675380530
Baptize, mothafucka.
>>675381283
It would feel incredibly weird, though we could try something creamier if you like.
>>675381283
Omg yes, I prefer footjobs to actual sex. Would you ever give one?
>>675373626
I don't think anyone's going to wander in with that op, you know.
>>675381283
They also lick hands if given the chance!
>>675380844
what the hell is that sound?
>>675381152
no you're fine, just dont see someone else saying that too often
>>675381346
the kind that didnt follow the damn train
>>675381481
heart eyes, mothafucka
STATE YOUR NAMES
>>675381891
I AM SPARTACUS
>>675381283
Well, life has been pretty decent. Got some new games and just relaxed. Couldn't get much better.
>>675381718
Sunrise, mothafucka
Ok, /k/ommanon here, So, remember last time I was here I said that I was going to play it cool and ease off the throttle? Yeah, no, that didn't happen, I fucked up, and I fucked up bad. I'll be posting the text convo
1/5
>>675382001
THAT NAME SUCKS
>>675382200
2/5
WHAT THE FUCK
RIFK WHAT THE FUCK YOU NIGGAS DOING?
>>675382321
4/5
>>675382217
YOU SUCK
>>675381481
Aww. Those are real feels...
>>675381495
If anything I'd go for something liquidy and sweet. N-not that I'd do something like that...
>>675381516
I dunno, maybe. It's unlikely I'll ever be in that situation, though...
>>675381608
That's not as surprising.
>>675381891
Reimu, reporting.
>>675381718
It's the sound of pure, unadulterated fun!
>>675382599
How about something like honey then?
Salty sweat and sweet honey would taste delicious together.
>>675382390
5/5
So, after this, I sent flowers to her house as an apology. they were delivered last monday. I didn't hear anything until sunday. In the meantime, my best friend and I made plans to go see star-wars in omnimax. He forgot to invite me and took her instead. I've talked with him and he is trying to help me get back with her. the thing is, I don't know if I can even trust her anymore, and If I ever want to be more than friends again
IS THIS LIKE SOME 2HU RP CLUSTERFUCK?
>>675382599
ARMPIT MIKO A WORST
>>675382550
LOLK
>>675382787
This is what was said on Sunday. From Reading these, do you think I still have a chance to fix this, or should I cut my losses
>>675382765
It would leave my feet sticky... but I guess pretty much anything has its downsides.
>>675382787
Jeez... I don't know what to tell you at this point. It seems like a train wreck...
>>675383619
Don't worry I would clean up every last bit.
Is this a fortune telling thread or what, newfag here, don't know what's going on.
>>675383815
It's whatever you want it to be.
>>675381891
Bell, reporting in.
>>675382599
>there are even more
Right in the feels?
I think I'll go sweep now
>>675383683
Christ on a motor scooter, what are you talking about over here?
>>675383704
-nosebleed-
ARMPITS
R
M
P
I
T
S
>>675383815
yes this is a fortune telling thread and what >>675384010 said
>>675384056
heres another cute one
>>675381891
Anonymous
Can't you read?
>>675382200
>>675382256
>>675382321
>>675382390
>>675382787
Huh.
Know what, I know exactly how she feels.
Though even if I do, I don't have a solution to offer. If I had one, I would've used it on myself already.
You never meet these people because meeting people is painful to them. It's not that easy to build and maintain relationships for some of us.
Now if you could drop a fast tl;dr on all the things I might've forgotten...
>>675384333
Nice trips, what needs to be done for a fortune telling?
>>675384404
SHUT THE FUCK AND DRINK.
>>675383683
>>675384056
N-Nothing at all!
>>675383815
If you tell me your name, I'll tell you what your luck is like this year. It's a very simple reading though, so don't expect too much.
>>675384613
Nick
>>675384613
reimu kills fortune tellers rifk
>>675384613
Let me lick your feet and use your panties while jerking off, I just am too aroused.
I need some answers. What is a Reimu?
>>675384745
>Nick ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "26".
...yikes.
Umm... Study as a keyword can mean that you can avoid the horrible disaster heading your way by preparing, learning... whatever is applicable to your situation. If you're in school it's usually related to that.
>>675384613
Yeah, nothing at all. I'll believe that when hell gets an air conditioner.
>>675384957
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
I just sweeped in here bro, have some respect.
>>675385119
Feels like it already hit then. Most I can get out of that is don't fail
>forget about thread cause your wife forgets to reply to you
O-oh. Okay, I guess what corners to cry in are for after all.
>>675385105
There is a blood and you are not even moving nigga. That is you soon. There is your fortune.
rifk Reimu a killer.
>>675385317
How long do I have?
What do I need to survive?
>>675384404
>>675383619
This is part of it
>>675383343
Anyway, TL;DR
Be good friends with girl at work, spend tons of time together, becomes best friend. She gets raped and her bf dumps her because of it.I'm there for her and we get closer than ever. Has anxiety and cancels a lot but w/e. Gives me my first kiss on V-Day, says she isn't ready for a relationship yet though, me being a retard, decide that means "Full speed ahead" and I get hurt a bit through various things. Find out a few weeks ago that one night before shit got serious, she canceled and ended up sleeping with an Ex. Now I don't trust her. She cancels a few more times and on the last one I blew up.
>>675385165
That'll probably happen before this shrine gets one, anyway...
>mumbles
>>675385265
Yeah, I'm sorry...
>>675385292
I forgot something?
Uhh... oh yeah! The thing is, you didn't ask me before you made the clone, so I'm offended!
>>675385292
Corners are the multitool of the room, kamerad. You can store things in a corner, you can climb a corner, you can place square objects perfectly, you can sit in a corner and be extremely safe, you can easily make a shelter in the corner, or even sit a TV in the corner without it looking tacky.
The corner is the golden spot of the room.
>>675385707
At least a week.
You need to have a lot of flares, the Reimu is attracted to light and movement, so creating shadows and distractions are yourain tactics. Bring food and possibly bait (if needed) and some way to keep warm. Finally, always stay away from any sort of shrine or internet connection. Flying is the way to go
Godspeed, you glorious bastard.
>>675385848
Ah-ha it was all a ruse, you admitted to being my wife!
Clown 1 - Reimu 0
lol
https://www.youtube.com/embed/OjVY3oM1jEU?autoplay=1&controls=0&showinfo=0&modestbranding=1&rel=0&iv_load_policy=3&loop=1&playlist=OjVY3oM1jEU
>>675385707
THE WATER OF LIFE
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY. EAT AN ORANGE AND DRINK A LOT OF WATER.
>>675384613
I was from the last thread but could you tell me what my luck will be like please
Cory
>>675385105
I'm a Reimu. That's my name. I'm just a shrine maiden, that's all.
>>675385400
>Al has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "14".
>>675386185
>you can sit in a corner and be extremely safe
Unless you got cornered in a corner by a vicious trans faggot.
>>675386407
thank you fortune feet
>>675386538
ayy lmao
>>675386407
So THAT'S a Reimu...
>>675386185
If I die, find me a woman and tell her I love her.
>>675386236
...damn it! I'll give you that point, I guess...
>>675386340
>Cory ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "72".
Sorry, Cory. Getting some kind of silver charm bracelet might help...
As for 72, I heard that's the number of demon generals in Hell in western mythology. That probably doesn't have anything to do with anything, though...
>>675386820
That's me!
>>675386964
Clown's don't get sad, it's impossible. I can just look at you and be happy again.
>>675386185
A corner in a shelter? YES PERFECT, perfect for crying that is since it keeps you safe from bullies.
>>675386430
At least they can't flank you bro. Kick them in the dick/mangina as hard as possible. You only have one direction to defend from.
>>675386820
Will do, anon.
>>675386676
>pic relates
>>675387134
AAAAAAAAAUG---
>/jp/ thread
>All touhou
>surprising lack of naked reimus
>Avatar fags
>I do have this .gif
Fuck you guys i'm out
Oh hey, one of these. Long time, no see!
>>675387220
Hmph... well, when you mix something sweet in there like that...
>>675387284
Poor guy. My amazing looks must have been too intimidating...
>>675387504
a naked 2hu 4u
>>675387644
Hey there! How have you been?
>>675386964
Cory here, that makes sense things have been a bit rough lately. However my finals are going pretty good this quarter. I think i might buy a watch of some kind. And yes there 72 demons in the Ars Goetia. Thanks a bunch!
see yall next week
>>675387644
yep, we're back
Fortune for David?
>>675387731
What about when I mix something sweet in like that? Surely you wouldn't get embarrassed dearest.
>>675387220
Corner shelter, shelter corner, same thing. Both very useful.
>>675387750
Lewd
>>675388026
Hey Lopez.
>>675387284
Anon, NOOOOOOO!
>>675386185
Hi there, Naughty Bell.
>>675388646
hi bell
>>675388295
>David has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "41".
So many bad fortunes tonight...
>>675387970
I'm sorry to hear that, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Well, fortune aside, I wish you luck!
>>675387864
Not bad, slowly learning my tarots. Got my first paycheck and my taxes back, so I spent a bit more than I should have. But I've also been playing a lot of BDO lately!
>>675388026
What happened last time i was here anyways? Just vanished.
>>675388698
>>675388646
Wahaha! It is I, Moonrabbit-chan.
>>675388698
-sigh-
Is that really still a thing?
>>675388734
Hi anon.
>>675388803
Tarot anon?
>>675388803
reimu got DING DONG BANNU
>>675389028
its me bell, im that anon
>>675384404
I can feel the impurity coming from over here..!
>>675389028
You say that as if you aren't happy to see me and be reminded of it~
>>675388803
Oh my... I'm jealous! I wanna try that game now...
>>675388856
>hugs the bunny from behind
>>675388567
Y-yeah... surely not..
>looks away
>>675388803
Last time an evil spirit took over the thread and it took Reimu 6 days to get rid of it.
>>675388856
Hello Moonbunny!
>>675389028
Naughty Bell will be a thing forever if you ask me~
>>675389434
Who do you think is impure here?
>>675389259
Sorry Lopez I didn't recognize you.
>>675388856
lewd
>>675388856
Are Moon Rabbits a delicacy? I hear they taste great when smoked.
>>675389878
I think this moon rabbit is smoking already.
>>675389699
Hello, earth-ME! How do you do~?
>>675389746
Like I always am?
>>675390047
Indeed! It keeps me positive which helps to keep me pure~
>>675390047
>>675390176
Well... That wasn't what I wanted but I'll take one if they're selling.
Bumpu..
>>675390517
nice bump
>>675390088
Touché
You are always really lewd for some reason.
>>675389699
Why me T,T
>>675389654
Ah..? Hello again, Reimu~
>>675389028
Nah, inspired by that anon though!
>>675389259
Ohhhhh. Fun.
>>675389654
Super fun! Wish I had more passes, but I only had 2. Otherwise I'd throw one your way!
>>675389699
Damn spirits.
>>675390923
Why you gotta be so lewd though?
>>675390876
Wakarimasen lol
>>675391251
Can you do tarot readings yet? those seemed fun.
>>675391402
You better know.
And that's actually a gold question
Why are you so lewd, >>675390923
>>675390923
...j-jeez, Reisen... don't spread yourself out like that while I'm this close!
>>675391251
Aww. Oh well. Maybe in the mean time I can get a better computer for the shrine...
>>675390743
Thank you.
>>675392118
What operating system will the new computer run?
<< hint hint
>>675391980
I can try, but I can not take any responsibility or guarantee the accuracy of them.
>>675392118
If none of my friends want the second one, I can probably throw it your way! But there was a few friends I needed to ask first.
>>675392471
>an awkward gust of wind blows by
...but why...
bump
>>675390876
I am lewd in the most pure way!
>>675391402
As a bunny, it's ingrained into me deeply.!
>>675392061
I'm also just that way, I suppose~
>>675392118
Ufufu... But it was for you!
Damn it went slow all of a sudden.
>>675392595
Can you do a simple reading for me?
>>675392976
>CPU fan blows in the distance
...Don't know.
>>675393180
Why is it that I like this bunny so much when it's so lewd?
>>675392595
No worries, I wouldn't expect you to put me first after all!
If anything, I'm happy for you if you have friends who play the same games as you. Online games like that are much more fun with people you know!
Waifu acquired
>pic related
>>675393180
You are lewd in the most lewdyist form. Congratz.
bump
>>675393691
We should play something together again. I think. It's okay if you don't want to though.
>>675393180
Ah... W-well, I appreciate the view, but I couldn't possibly... umm.. right here in public...
>twirls her hair
You're just teasing me, aren't you?
>>675393569
I really wanted to know though! The OS is a big choice after all.
>>675384613
>Alfred
I'm not expecting much
>>675393569
Ah.. I'm happy to hear that~ Please accept and embrace me and my terribly lewd nature! it's my gift to earth!
>>675393773
Ah..!? I've never even reached 30% lewd in here...
>>675394631
Of course~ Ahaha...
>>675393569
Sure, what's the query?
>>675393691
They really are! But honestly, one of them has a toaster, and the other one lives in the UK. So I doubt they'll wanna play it.
Fortune for Nathaniel
So slow here, where is all the fun and killing and the happiness and the killing and the friendship and the killing and the sunflowers and the killing? Did I mention the killing?
>>675394825
Lies.
>>675394631
Maximum fluster levels
kek
>>675393773
She's cute and her hairstyle is pretty unique... I dunno that I'd pick her in a line up of waifu choices... but I'd have to know her personality first.
>>675394308
Oh Neptune... I feel like I should hate you but...
-mumbles-
B-butt... umm..
>>675394354
Thank you!
>salutes
>>675394576
Mm... tell you what. Do you have a game in mind besides Don't Starve? I could buy one if it's not too expensive... I have a little extra. Or, we could just play Don't Starve. I have free time tomorrow, in fact!
>>675394754
>Alfred has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "76".
Your lucky color is like your expectations. The future is muddy and ambiguous... but good.
>>675394933
Are there any general queries?
If not, I'd just like to know about my future a little. Or about moon bunnies, they're hard to understand.
>>675394825
I'll try, but you're making me feel confused...
>>675395817
You can pick the game. I can buy something too.
>>675396421
Why
>>675395525
Definitely not a lie!
>>675396421
Ah, I am?
>>675395817
Tell em, Reimu! Aren't I the lewdest moonbunny of all?
Sup Rei Rei
>>675395817
Yui Kurata best waifu
>>675396421
Bell's guide to Moon Bunnies - Part 1
- Their lewd levels exceed any other known species
- Apparently, they scoff at aeroplanes (hmph)
- Have some weird attraction to the ~ symbol
For more information, call the Baktrian Wildlife and Population Information Center
>>675396623
Impossible, the lewd is nearly maxed out
>>675396833
I just sweeped, asshole
Needs more anons in here tbh
>>675396580
Why what?
>>675396623
Yup.
Don't stop just yet though~
>>675397013
Can I use the ~ symbol as bunny bait~? Hang on I've got to edit this post~
Maybe these are enough.
>>675397413
~~~~~~~~~~~
It doesn't work as well as some... Alternatives... But it gets the job done.
>>675396623
Th-there's no denying that...
>sips tea
>still blushing from before
>>675396421
Future spread
The World - Reversed
The Empress - Upright
Odds are, you're procrastinating on something important.You need to do it already, but not over-exert yourself. Take small but steady steps, and keep your mind open, and you'll come to find happiness and financial stability. You'll be entering quite the time of productivity if you make sure to take it slow.
>>675397013
Cute feet... Tell me about her, then! What makes her the best?
>>675373626
EPIC BREAD /B/ROS
>>675383085
>>675397756
What alternatives are there then?
>>675397879
This seems somewhat accurate. Though I doubt things are getting any better...
>>675397013
There is no maxed out!
>>675397413
Ack..! Luring me in with that dreaded ~ symbol...
>>675397842
Uuufufufufu...
>>675398416
Remember, just take it slow! Trying to rush things, or doing things too suddenly will make everything fall apart!
Anyone else care for one?
>>675398416
see
>>675398428
>>675398552
There is, you silly Rabbit!
>>675398127
Other than being criminally adorable? She can create entire dream worlds and send people to it. Pretty nifty and cool asf.
>>675398826
Can I have one? I want to know about my career.
>>675398552
>mumbles something about juicy
>>675398552
Now devicing a plan to capture the moonbunny using bunny bait!
>>675398954
You mean they're attracted to lewd thigs too? Makes sense.
...I'll just stick to the ~ symbols I guess.
>>675398826
>>675399413
I would like one after her
>>675398552
T-that ass..... I didn't notice it before....
Jeez...
>>675400828
Naughty Bell fell for bunny bait too!
Time to grow ears!
>>675398954
That does sound pretty cool. But Reisen-chan here could do that... probably. I wanna know about the personality! It's very important in waifu selection, you know...
>>675398954
My lewdness is just keeps getting greater!
>>675399413
A-ara?
>>675399949
Capture me!?
*retrieves a Lunarian rifle and begins to aim for you*
>>675401509
I'm getting shot again~!
>>675401467
Put that away! That's fake!
...and private! Y-yeah, it's both!
>>675401509
I was noticing umm... the curvature of the moon, yeah? Ehehe...
>>675401832
*shoots!*
>>675402330
Aah.. I see, I see.. Well, feel free to enjoy the moon, then...
Image limit
>>675402697
*dies happy*
>>675399413
The Flying Machine - Reversed
Temperance - Upright
If you show fierce willpower and determination you will succeed! You probably had struggles in the past, but outright willpower will get you goin! Odds are as well, that in those struggles in the past you made a few enemies. It'd be the time to reconcile with them now!
>>675400137
Give me a few seconds for yours.
>>675403093
Goodnight everyone! See you tomorrow!
~Reimu
>>675401240
Very protective of friends, but kinda shy. Mischievous too. Still criminally cute. Also kinda childish at times if things don't go her way.
It's almost a felony for this amount of adorable.
>>675401026
I-i don't know what you're talking about....
>>675401509
It does not! You go straight to the top and never beat it!
>>675402330
Fake? Yeah, right. Ehehehehe.
>>675403259
ok thanks no rush I've got plenty of time
>>675403428
You fell for bunny bait like a bunny, Now you have to grow bunny ears.
>>675403305
See you~
Time to sage!
>>675403428
Sorry Anonymous, my breasts aren't that big...
>sighs wistfully
>>675403259
Ah, thank you! Sounds about right.
~Reimu
>>675400137
The Moon - Reversed
The Empress - Upright
You have a good chance to become financially stable and very happy coming up, but you run the risk of being misled and missing the opportunity. Take a step back and really think about things and the whole situation. Who to trust and who to listen to will be key in this. Don't let the chance pass you by without a fight!
Sorry it took me so long!
>>675403837
It's fine I'm working on finals anyway so there wasn't much of a wait and thanks a lot i'll keep your reading in mind
>>675403811
Excuses excuses! Wahahaha!
>>675403710
No, I'm already Naughty Bell, I don't need more stuff to deal with.
>>675404328
Naughty Bunne Bell~!
>>675404504
Please, no....
Why don't you tease someone else?
Or is it cause you like me?~ Wahahhaha!
