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>be me. 23yo. 6/10. got a lazy job.
>meet a girl online. 6/10
>start dirty talking.
>she is addicted to sex. touch herself everyday.
>say shes still virgin. want to fuck asap.
>receive snapchats. vids and pics.
>she dreams about gang-bang. be raped by 5-6 mens. be fucked in everyhole she's got
>love to be licked by her dog. fuck with her dog sometimes.
>?????
>realize she is REALLY underage. 13yo.
>ask to see me tmrw. 250km away.

What i have to do /b/ ?
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Nothing
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Abandon.
Wait til she's 18.
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>>675258437
I think its the safest thing to do.
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>>675258503
5 fucking years. you only meet a slut like this one time in your life.
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>>675258273
Nothing , blueball till she is 18
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>>675258273
>fuck with her dog sometimes
>still virgin
???
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>>675258653
thanks /b/. at least i wont go to jail.
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>>675258568
Don't be a fuking kid, im 33 years old and there is plenty of sluts like this out there
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>>675258691
she never fucked with a men.
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You are going to get v&
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Tell her you'll be her secret and bang her in all the feels. Over and over and over. Be gentle. Be slow. Tell her about your ochinchin. Tell her she will never feel alone. If she knows what's good for her she will ask for more punishment.
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>>675258773
you are right.
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>>675258568
5 fucking years in jail.
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>>675258872
thats all i dream about...
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#Fantasy
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>>675258708
Keep putting her off. Keep enjoying the cybersex, but don't promise anything in person. If she stays around she may be for real. If it's a trap she won't hang around very long as it is a waste of police resources.
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>>675258965
Ok so i fuck her and go to jail.
So i will be out when she's 18. thanks
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Do it, travel the 250km to meet her and have a 3some with her dog
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>>675259012
I take notes.
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>>675259057
Good conclusion. At least you got it.
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i have access to her facebook account. Any ideas ?
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>>675258273
Sound pretty good until the dog part. Bitch is crazy and might tell on you if you did the slightest thing wrong. Sit this one out, anon. I know it's tough.
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>>675258273

Do it. Living the dream.
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Do a over the phone encounter sexual act. Tell about the things you'll do to each other. Slowly fap yourselves. Be more aggressive...moans. Fap slightly faster. Say no more. Slowly realize you are both echoing screams and suddenly the magic. Moans and slows breathing. Slowly repeats. You're welcome.
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>>675259392
>Bitch is crazy and might tell on you if you did the slightest thing wrong. Sit this one out, anon. I know it's tough.
You are fucking right. Cybersex and wait.
She got my phone number... i'm fucked.
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Have you told her your age already?
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>>675259779
Ofc. She says like she doesn't care about it.
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>>675258273
post pics
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>>675258273
>ask to see me tmrw. 250km away.
>250km away.
>250km
>km
Sounds like you're already in a country where the age of consent is <10 or doesn't matter anyway. Even if that isn't true, you probably border several countries where it is. You're already driving 150+ miles, why not make it a little road trip and be completely legal?
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Has she explicitly mentioned her age to you? If it was a trap she'd definitely make sure you knew her age...explicitly
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>>675258273
Well if that scares you then fuck her really hard, then she prolly don't want it no moar.
>13
>bruh
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>>675259882
Metric system mother fucker.... Why is the US not clever enough to work out 12 base is fucking retarded
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>>675259882
Your American "education" is showing, not even the slightest bit of geography knowledge. How do you not choke on cereal?
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>>675259844
dubs dont lie
how does she look OP?
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>>675259885
>13
>trap
What is happening to this world
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Is asking her to masturbate and watching/fapping considered a sex act? If not go with that...
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>>675259838
Makes me wonder if she actually would get through with it, and watch out could be an ep of catching predators :)
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>>675258273
go, just wear a 'take a seat over there' tshirt and tell mr handson it was just a prank bro
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>>675260171
not that type of trap
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>>675260171
>realize she is REALLY underage. 13yo
>realize
>Not told
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>>675259885
It's not a trap.

>>675259844
I will try to post bubble versions.
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>Oh look this thread again
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>>675260334
Imagine, anon, imagine.
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>>675260171
The FBI kind of trap
Not the 4chan kind of trap
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Bubble versions....
I'm nearly at the point... No fuck it... Tits or gtfo
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>call your friends
>lie about her age
>gangbang her
>flee to mexico
>dodge the FBI like a fucking mission impussiblul movie
>explosions in background
>???
>FUCKING PROFIT BECAUSE YOU GOT UNDERAGE PUSSY FUCK YEAH
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>>675260527
How to post pics in a safe way ?
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>>675258273
Is a trap. Don't go you idiot. Play it out. Ask for time stamped photos. Take your time. Play it out.
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I know a guy who was talking to a "girl" online who said she was 13 or 14. He drove like 2 hours to meet her and was arrested when he stepped out of his car. It was a local police sting, literally Dateline-style. That dude's life is fucked now. He wasn't much to begin with, and now he's also a felon and registered sex offender.

Tl;dr probably a sting. Even if not, it's not worth the risk.
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Guys... I saw her in webcam. I ask for some silly requests and she did it.
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>>675258273
It's only a federal offence if you actually show up.
>Protip: Don't
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>>675260310
lost
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show us pics, OP
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>thats her.
Shitty quality. Sorry.
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>>675261731
Demand a pic with timestamp.
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>>675261731
More?
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>>675258273
RUN AWAY
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>>675258273
Why don't you have a seat over there.............
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>>675258965
Lol it's gunna be a looooooooot longer than 5 years
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>>675261731
She has a fucken boob job (them Nips)

Nice Bait OP defs not 13 or her.
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>>675262227
>how2grntxt
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This is our King now.
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>>675260008
>>675260122
Keep being butthurt that your shitsack metric-using country doesn't have any respectable age of consent laws.
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>>675261077
>b-but it's not entrapment!
God, those shows are embarrassing.Might as well be posing as women who want to enact a rape-fantasy and then arresting anyone who shows up for charges of attempted rape.
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>>675261958
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>>675262394
the only countries that still use imperial are Liberia, Myanmar and the US, you don't really think of the former 2 as having their shit together
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Post pics/vids as proof
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>>675258273
>love to be licked by her dog. fuck with her dog sometimes.

You should abandon it right here just for this reason.

Also underage. You have to be some faggot to want to go out with this.
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>>675262791
Yeah, gonna go with not 13 and not her.
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>>675262791
More! And post these again but the originals... C'mon OP no one cares.
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>>675262929
I'm doing bubbling.
>>675262791
>>675261731
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>>675263003
fuck the bubbling. just postem. she's definitely of age
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Drive at night in the rain. When you arrive you throw her on the ground. Strips fast. She's already confused, but you push her and you into the mud. Tell her nothing. Show her everything.
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>>675262961
Maybe its because i ask her to do it...
>shameonme.jpg
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Gonna dump this here. Enjoy /b/ OP is not a fag :) https://www.dropbox.com/s/si4qgdyupftbuxt/22.3.16.rar?dl=1 25
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>>675263003
You mean you're trying
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>>675258273
She/he is probably a gay man or ugly woman catfishing you.
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>>675263118
I'm trying. Yep. Trying.
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>>675263068
DO NOT CLICK BROTHERS
THIS HAS BEEN POSTED IN EVERY THREAD FOR THE PAST 2HOURS

TRAP AND VIRUS
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>>675263068
Gameover ZeuS, how about not
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>>675263068
Thank you Mr FBI, great stuff
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>>675263068
Not me. Do not click.
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>>675258273
if she's horny, 13 years old, and loves to fuck her dog, it is definately not a bunch of dudes trying to prank you, or a bunch of cops ready to arrest you. I mean kids like this obviously exist. Go see her.
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>>675263210
Is this true,
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>>675263210
Fuck
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>>675259012
I'm literally not surprised that /b/ knows how this works.

>>675259057
You'd also be getting fucked in prison. Also, they'd probably beat the shit out of you for it.
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>>675262818
And countries using metric as the default system are more likely to be welcoming terrorists to attack their civilians and poison their gene pool.
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>>675263401
And if she only blow me ?
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>>675259514
Change phone numbers.

Why the fuck did you give her your phone number?
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>>675263210
Thanks for telling, captain obvious
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>>675263549
I dont know... maybe i'm too stupid.
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>>675258273
Start stretching your asshole now, that way it'll be less painful when you get fucked in the ass in prison.
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>>675263447
You have two options:
>4chan
>gtfo
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>>675263512
then... you're a pedophile? Idk do watever u want faggot.
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>>675263551
Yes well its for the newfags.
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Mods are asleep
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>>675260008
He's right though, 250 km is approximately 150 miles. What's the problem?
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>>675258273

dont do it dude. under 18 let alone fucking 13 is a giant mistake
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>>675263702
fuck outta here SJW
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>>675263702
>>675263665
You are fucking right. I will.
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>>675263677
This is now a cheese pizza thread
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>>675258273
You DO realize this is how those anonymousfags catch all those pedos right?
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>>675263471
Worst argument logic ever
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Find another , not underage , you pedo fuck
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>>675260008
>metric system
Shit tier eurocuck detected get off our board, europoors are not welcome
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>>675263766
Inb4 her name is Bill and Buba
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>>675263665
Technically he'd be a hebefile
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>>675263914
Is that a type of banana?
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>>675262818
The UK still uses imperial for certain things.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrication_of_British_transport
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>she is addicted to sex
>shes still virgin
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>>675263619
Man, unless you actually are going to fuck that girl or are fine just being friends with her, never give a girl your number. Ever.
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>>675264062
>neckbeard
>doesn't realize his true euphoric potential
stay virgin
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>>675263864
Eurocuck???
You mean restoftheworldcuck...
And I'm from New Zealand
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post more pics
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>>675258273
>virgin
>gets fucked by her dog
>gets fucked, still a virgin
>what do
explain to her cause and effect.
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I have full access to her mails and facebook account. Something fun to do ?
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>>675258273
>>love to be licked by her dog. fuck with her dog sometimes.
>>?????
>>realize she is REALLY underage. 13yo.

Oh, you lucky man. just meet up and be nasty.
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>>675263970
Yes.
Also it's the in between of pedo and normalfag
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>>675262719
Wasn't that why To Catch a Predator was cancelled? Because it was blatantly just entrapment?
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>>675263832
While discussing age of consent laws, you literally made a weak and vague attack against legitimacy of countries who use imperial, and while I regret sinking to your level, I responded with a fact that was many times more hard-hitting, solid, and relevant. Get your shit together, faggot.
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>>675263226
>Gameover ZeuS
people still use zeus varriants?
I havnt been gone long enough lel
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>>675264286
Probably, because it was 110% entrapment.
>Here hold my weed for me
>You're under arrest for possession
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hey op. so here are some things you need to look for. 1-she cant be addicted to sex if she is a virgin. 2-that means the whole dog thing is bullshit unless she sent you proof , which is legally cp and now your phone has proof that you had it sent to you.
3-if she wants to meet you over 100 miles away and she tells you specifically that she is underage this is a police sting. the reason why they do this so far away is too keep people from alerting others in the area.
4-even if you stop talking to her asking her to send pics of her nude or revealing is considered as asking for child porn. either way you need to let this go. i would delete your snapchat and maybe get a new phone and hope this ends here. this is clearly a police sting and you may have just become snagged. DO NOT CONTINUE TO COMMUNICATE WITH HER.
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/bread
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>>675264198
>nz
you mean just another part of england?
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yfw you go to meet up with her and get arrested instead.
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>>675264513
Ok i will just continue to spy her accounts.
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You are being phished or baited by law enforcement.

If its too good to be true, it is. Stay home and jerk off to /b/.
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>>675262791
>>675261731
Post original uncensored now.
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>>675264823
>>675264798
How to do it on the safest way ?
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You should totally go see her, Anon!
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>>675264639
>nz
> another part of England
> literally as far away from Nz as is possible
> currently voting to remove union Jack from flag
> not part of the EU
> working towards becoming a republic
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>>675264891
Quickly
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>>675264891
Dump here
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Holy shit please be real
OP you are so fucking retarded
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>>675264891
mega.nz
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>>675258273
Dear OP

No one has to know
>fuck her
>keep it under the rug
>possibly try to bribe a police officer to cover for you
>he can join if he wants
>it would sweeten the deal
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>>675264467

the police here in nyc are famous for a variant of that.
possession = citation, but public display = arrestable

so they asked people to turn out their pockets, then arrested them for public display.
en masse. national shitstorm, political fighting, it seems to have stopped for now
but the convictions were upheld.
so 'hold my weed for me' doesnt sound so far fetched.

so for OP, never underestimate LE's propensity for entrapment. hell, the FBI seized playpen then took over running it for weeks. they served CP from government servers, accepted new CP uploads, and everything. for weeks.
make damn fucking sure you know who you're talking to. check the IP, check the phone number, demand extensive proof, before even offering to come to an in-person meet. then meet somewhere public and have a 3rd party look for LE presence. yes a 13 year old nympho would be worth that trouble.
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>>675258273
>be me
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>>675264891
b8/10
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>>675264898
Soon we'll all be asking the tally man to tally our bananas
I dun wanna be a republic
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>>675258273
Make a day event with her, preferably outdoors. Make sure you both are feeling comfortable and relaxed, whatever that feels like. Bring some fruit for your journey, at some point have lunch with her (pack some fruit that she enjoys along with yourself. Wash said fruit before its eaten. Wash the fruit again as you realise your hands were dirty when you originally washed it).
Put on some music as you both gouge, music you mutually enjoy.
Take out a joint you had pre rolled (vital part). Ask if she wants to partake, it's very likely she will.
At this point, if the moment is right. Tell her how you feel about her, keep it brief. Make sure you are a little high, just so you have a choice If exiting the thought process instead of being exiled with whatever you said to play on loop as you are high. "I enjoy spending time with you, your variant nature comforts me" or somebullshit
You write the story from there, anon. But what would I know, I'm just a faggot. I wish you all the best anon. If it doesn't work out, well, it isn't the right time in this life, and consider that it may never be the right time.
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>>675264198
not the only kiwi in this thread man
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>>675264513
yepp felt the same thing this is most likely a police operation
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>>675264513
It's not a police sting if she sent CP. They have to send decoy pics and the like, they can't send actual CP.
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>>675265365
does she have have facebook, twitter? that would be even more proof of innocence
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Ok guys... I have acess to her snapchat.
I saw that she had sex with her sister when she was younger... FUCK !
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>>675264198
Year month day best way
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>>675265536
dude that's kinda hot
was it dildos involved?
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>>675265466
excuse me but yes they can. infact its been done in a lot of undercover stings with pedo rings. and even if the pics were of an older woman but he wanted them on the assumption that she was young then he still can get nabbed for solicitation
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>>675265365
Jesus, Have you ever SEEN to catch a predator??
They hire young looking decoys to chat and cam with betas like you OP all the while recording your chat. Depending on where you live, just talking to her sexually is illegal
>>675265466
Clearly you forgot about when the FBI ran a pizza site for 2 weeks
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>155 posts
>not one actual picture

sage
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>>675263210
>>675263210
You saved one life here kid thanks
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>>675265628
155 posts and no picture?
probably because no one wants to go to jail fucknut.
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Fuckimg ignore her, let the convo die etc
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>addicted to sex
>virgin
wat
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>>675265622
They got in shit for that, and they didn't actually send anything, they just allowed it to stay open and let the pedos send shit back and forth in order to try and track them.

>>675265618
No they fucking can't you tard.
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>>675265622
this and this and this,

>an undercover police officer have to say that they are cops if you sak them.
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>>675258273
Just post any and all uncensored pics already. This is getting boring.
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Nothing, having sex with a 13 year old slut that far away from you isn't worth getting arrested.
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>>675265726
lol whatever. think what you want.
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>>675265536
pix plox
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its obviously the feds if you want to be on tv show up
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>>675265897
its in french. still want it ?
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>>675260300

You think you can get away with those dubs motherfucker? Checked 'em. Into the slammer you go punk.
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>>675265692
>on /b/
>being this salty
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>>675258273
Is she by any chances from austria? I really think we know the same girl..
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>>675265850
You're literally a retard if you think police are allowed to send actual CP in order to get people.
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>>675258273
...
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>>675265984
France. Sorry.
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>>675265972
oui
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Go packing, if you're asked to take a seat, bust out shooting and don't get taken alive.
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>>675265726
Yes, they can in fact send pics of nude of age models hired for that purpose.

>>675265769
That is a myth. Police do not need to identify themselves in a sting.

Bottom line OP, Keep your lifeand stay out of hers. Not worth t6hre risk
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>>675266027
don't be, I was scared shitless if it was the same
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>>675258273
>say shes still virgin
>love to be licked by her dog. fuck with her dog sometimes.
You can't have both things, bruh
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>>675259175
good bye sweet rato
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>>675264898
>literally as far away from Nz as is possible
and yet you still recognize the queen of england as your leader, and during your holidays, english royalty are paraded around your cities.
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>>675266052
"of age models" isn't CP now is it. I said they can send decoy pics that "look" like CP, but the models have to be legal. They cannot send actual CP.
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>>675266046
Je dois réinstaller Snapchat alors...
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>>675265984
>>675266027
What the fuck is wrong with european girls?
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>>675266052
haha dude i know that was more like to prove your point
>That is a myth. Police do not need to identify themselves in a sting.
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>>675266017
guy. they do it when undercover officers invade pedophile rings. they mark the stuff that they send with things that can be used to identify where it came from. do you not know about the international database of child abuse images that are sent all over the internet with small things embedded into them to help track who has them? you seriously need to learn about how it works before you call me a retard.
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>>675266168
This, if the picture they send is just a young model it doesn't counts as CP
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OP she's a cop
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>>675264286
It still went on for several seasons though. I think what actually got to them was, as the seasons went on, seeing multiple people with spotless records and no indication of prior or future criminal intent having their lives completely ruined for attempting an intimate relationship with a person who could have legally given their consent with no social stigma just a few decades ago in America. It was possibly at its worst when the show featured a physically and/or mentally disabled person who was seeking companionship in someone who seemingly hadn't been taught to have intrinsic fear/disgust for the handicapped only to be arrested and have whatever future he had ruined. I would put money on it that multiple people featured on that show went on to commit suicide as a result. I think the cast, crew, and viewers eventually acknowledged their conscience screaming that the show was inherently unjust, and ended it as a result.
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>>675258568
Well they say if it's too good to be true.....then you're probably talking to a 40 year old FBI agent anyhow.
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>>675266182

vous êtes plein de merde si réinstallant Snapchat est votre excuse
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>>675266392
oui oui baguette baguette le oui
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baited by FBI , faggot OP
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>>675266194
same thing happened to me but with a murrican girl though. we started talking on omelge, then she game me her snap and she started sending stuff, and with her tits i almost didnt belive her her when she later told me she was 14. i noped the fuck out of there and thanked the god i never saved any pics.

pic unrelated.
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>>675266436
Brie Brie bonjour Bon bon
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>>675266235
They do NOT send actual CP you complete and utter retard. They send decoy and fake images.
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>>675258774
Even if she used a cucumber or a dildo she is not Virgin, specially if it broke her himen
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>>675258273
Report her to police because of bestiality.
Also tell her mom & dad
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>>675258273
Do it m8
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>>675258273
What is this shit
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>>675266475
oui smell bonjour gaivup bon appetit
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>>675266533
Checked. Pretty sure she did.
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>>675266554
Kek.
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>>675266533
I don't think a 13 year old knows anything about a hymen
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>>675263652
Kek'd
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Op, don't be a fag. Post all pics and get b& in a blaze of glory.
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OP here. Pic related. It's me.
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>>675266747
Dude 13 year olds probably know more about sex and shit than you do. Fucking Internet has spoiled them.
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>>675266688
checcckedy checckt
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>>675266533
Virginity isn't determined by the hymen. Many girls break it accidentally while riding a bike, falling down in a bad way, or actually masturbating heavily. Virginity in the actual meaning of the word is only lost by having sex with a man. Anal and oral may count too but that depends highly on your own interpretation.
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>>675258273
Don't be a faggot, OP! Start posting that shit!
>DON'T BE A FAGGOT!
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>>675267030
You know what's up bro
>do it op
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I hope this cancer thread 404s
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>>675267000
Trips knows what he's talking about.
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>>675265071
You are the biggest beta I've ever seen
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>>675258273
point her to /b to make a thread
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>>675267205
Lol that message gets copy pasted 1000x a day
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>>675267376
so does yours faggot
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>>675266533
>>675266607
>>675267017
2004 study published in the Archives of Pediatric Adolescent Medicine reported "Subjects who admitted having past intercourse still had non disrupted, intact hymens in 52% of cases." This study of teenage girls found that "the mean width of the hymenal rim was 2.5 mm among the subjects admitting past intercourse and 3.0 mm among the group who denied past intercourse. This difference was not statistically significant..." (Arch Pediatr Adolesc Med. 2004;158:280-285) The difference between the rim on a hymen that is 3.0 mm and 2.5 mm thick is .12 inches versus .1 inches, or 2/100s of an inch difference. Good luck telling which is which with the naked eye!
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>>675267425
Sure it does faglord
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>>675263818
no it's not how they do it
they also haven't been catching people for a while
their OP died and they used to goto human trafficking sites on the deep web anyway
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>>675265071
>Take out a joint you had pre rolled (vital part). Ask if she wants to partake, it's very likely she will.

Dont tell me you faggot really do this to any kind of woman.

Even more important, dont give kids drugs you colossal faggot
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>>675267525
touch my bell end fam
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>>675267584
Put your cock in me while I fart faggot
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Op died. Such a fag.
Abandon thread
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>>675267704
I once farted into a coffee cup. Sit firmly into the cup so no air goes in or out and release a fart.
Then smell it.
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>>675265015
mfw this will work
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>>675267837
Not yet. Sorry.
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>>675259175
good bye sweet rato
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