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Post Gnar.
I SAID NO GAY. I ASKED NICELY. HOLY FUCKING DOGSHIT.
>>675188272
it is my material, procured from those who came before
but by this point it's beating a puddle of glue, not even a horse anymore.
katia ruined my op dreams
GOOD
>>675188596
Hi tail -f /mnt/thread/gfur >!
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Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>675188488
you supply all of the gay the thread needs faggot
continuing wukong dump
>>675188405
>>675188405
Supported
>>675188580
I'm pretty sure dom is just that clever
>>675188755
>I'm pretty sure dom is just that clever
what
Too bad I only post Gnar for Darwin.
>>675188872
darwin is dead, I killed him along with ks
>>675188798
He used it last night, I can tell when you lurk
>>675188320
None of the chicks I've been with masturbated either. Even the one that was a self claimed nymphomaniac didn't and she was also the one that hated dildos. Chicks are weird man.
>>675188224
I feel having a temmie rubbed along my back like a massaging tool would be weird as shit. Also, I think the temmie talking would ruin the relaxing thing going on.
>>675188958
he used what
>>675188703
I appreciate the flattery but due to the filthy roast beef curtains between your legs such feminine wiles will have no effect on me~
>>675188938
Awwwww yea party time.
>>675188938
Can't say I'll truly miss him.
>>675189010
The word you couldn't spell
>>675188488
It's purely platonic.
>>675188938
did you absorb their essence to become the ultimate being?
>>675188981
What about Bob? Bob is decent.
>>675189034
if we could find a way to convert faggotry to heat we could use machines to convert water to steam to spin a turbine and generate infinite energy cause you're such a massive faggot
etc
>>675189363
yes
>this is a pic of me irl
>>675189363
I've seen what qualifies as "platonic" around here/ Eugh.
>>675189453
Adorable, but highly disturbing.
>>675187292
Alright, thanks for the tips!
>>675188224
I'll try to visit during begin July or the end of August, to evade people. Thanks! ^^
>>675189709
are you scared
>>675189363
Bob ain't bad, but his dog treat smoking habit could be an issue. I think I'd be more of a Toriel or Asgore guy, I'd say sans but I'm not a necrophiliac.
Yordle-Dreamer Luka, here, holy shit did you homos just hijack a fucking sfur thread? XDDD
>>675189675
I was actually using the textbook definition of platonic. You should know I've long since stopped being terrible.
>>675189762
Well, you're welcome I guess, but maybe you should still consider other options too.
>>675189814
If by that you mean uneasy and slightly repulsed, then yes.
>>675190039
I think that's doggo you're talking about. Bob is a tem who's just a pretty cool guy.
>>675190309
Uhmm... no.
>>675190309
nah it's our thread
>>675190469
Of course, this is just the beginning of my research. I currently got Finland, Portugal, Bulgaria and southern Slovenia to look in to :)
>>675189675
Hey Clint.
>>675190469
why
>There is a femanon browsing these threads right now
Also, evening all.
Needs more Kaybe in skimpy outfits.
>>675190886
RACCOON
>>675190469
I was indeed think of doggo. Forgot about Bob, but that's probably cause I try to systematically erase all memories of temmie's from my mind.
>>675191033
>Females in my g/fur? It's more likely than you think.
>>675191033
I'm no anon
>>675190469
I probably do (or rather did) know at some point, but it's hard to keep track of the minutiae of some shit sometimes.
>>675190886
'Lo there Coondoggie! How's life in hueland?
>>675191143
Yes?
>>675191098
I second this
>>675190886
hey rac, how're you?
>>675191248
what have you been up to
>>675191033
So?
>>675191184
Forgot mandatory porn.
>newfags
>in my thread
When did these fuckers stop getting ran off?
>>675188488
>I SAID NO GAY
Yet you're here.
>>675190827
Oh, ok. Good then.
>>675190886
Yo, R.
>>675190988
I'm put off by random holes in the skin.
>>675191184
I see.
>>675191201
It's almost as if you've forgotten me.
>>675189363
Heh.
That almost looks like Paul Pope's work.
>>675191391
I blame dom
>>675191448
Exactly, all the allotted gay is accounted for in me.
>>675191201
As good as we can make it; we recently had elections and a guy just like Trump has won. Just a few months since then, the price of electricity has already been raised 600%. But we make do. Can we chat privately?
>>675191503
that's just to release the steam from getting ANGRY
>>675191098
The only skimpy outfits I own are my grade school clothes.
>>675191679
It's true, you do have plenty of gay for everyone.
Needs more porn
Pls only post things certified not porn ty
>>675191503
I've probably forgotten more people that have been through here than everyone else in this thread has met combined. Shit runs together.
>>675191571
I wouldn't know.
>>675191640
It's more likely to be the negligence and absence of everyone else.
>>675191772
A feature much utilised, I imagine.
>>675191872
Squeeze into them.
>>675192106
>It's more likely to be the negligence and absence of everyone else.
APART FROM ME AND I AM DISLIKED FOR IT
>>675191989
Agreed
>>675191872
I'm intrigued. Is... is it a skirt?
>>675191255
Hey mate. I'm doing fine. My timezone is a little ahead of yours, so it's already late enough for me to start winding down all nice like.
>>675191289
Uhh, my summer break has just ended and I go back to college tomorrow, so I've been trying to make the most of my little free time left by doing comics and writing.
>>675191503
Hey B, things going as uphill as the last time we had talked?
>>675190795
I fucking love you.
Alright, *clears throat*
I Dream of Yordles, pt. 3. Revenge of the Sith.
>did he really ask me if I'd want him to show me around?
>Oh, Rumble, my darling, if only you knew..
>stood there, mouth wide open, unable to speak for a solid minute before managing to sputter together,
>"Uhhhh... Sure, y-yeah. That... Sounds nice."
>fucking. blushing.
>fuck being human god damn he can totally tell I'm blushing right now, can't he
>Rumble just smiled.
>"Alright pops, I'll be back later."
>I could feel my stomach in my throat, as he strode toward me, hands in his pockets
>oh, fuck, he's just so confident, and I'm so... NOT
>I'm going to make an idiot out of myself in front of the guy I've had a crush on for literally forever
>he flips a fallen bang from his face, and elbow bumps me, asking, "where would you like to go?"
>fuck.
>I don't fucking know.
>I mean how COULD I know I've never BEEN here holy shit but if I don't SAY anything he's going to think I'm crazy and then I'mnevergonnagetto-
>"L-let's gotouh p-park?"
>nervous, shivering smile down at him
>pleasedonseethroughme
>>675192059
kek'd
>>675191640
I blame you.
>>675191735
>guy like Trump won
Then truly, there might still be hope. And sure find me on steam, "durangodallas" or I'll find you.
>>675192308
what is your major
>>675192403
I did nothing wrong
friendship, tolerance, and love
>>675191885
nyohohoho, dun be a cunt.
>>675191989
That's a terrible idea why would you do that?
>>675192403
I'm looking. The six hundreds percent thing isn't an exaggeration!
>>675192587
Translatorship in English.
>>675192155
The pants probably wouldn't get much past my knees.
>>675192178
You're the only boy who wore a skirt to grade school that I know of, sorry.
>>675192370
My dreams are always super short it seems like. Lucky you.
>>675191735
>a guy just like Trump has won
Are you gonna build a wall to keep south americans out?
Wait, shit.
How does that work?
>>675192308
good to hear you're doing well
>>675192370
anytime babe
>>675192792
>Shotafur butt
Continue with this sort of content, please.
>>675192642
Doesn't matter, you're my patsy, and that's what a patsy does- Takes blame. Now take it, take that blame you dirty patsy.
>>675192073
Well, that's just you then, I guess.
>>675192174
The power of one extends only so far.
>>675192308
Well, at least they're not going downhill. Got the dragon finished about a month or two ago. Then I've just been doing random stuff with little to no actual meaning, though I did make a rather neat rose ring.
>>675192792
But I didn't know I liked dick and butthole in elementary school so how could I have worn a skirt?
>>675192720
Seems kinda an arbitrary thing to bump up. Or seems like price-fixing.
Can someone post the vids from the last thread?
>>675193168
you degenerate son of a bitch
>>675193353
Are you the same guy who was making these like a month ago or something?
>>675193243
In truth? Yeah pretty much.
>>675193353
Damn that horse's insides would be shredded.
>>675192677
I puked
>>675193168
You always were pretty gross.
>>675193308
It surprised me when I found out you did that, too.
>>675193578
They're both great, though.
>>675193615
nah, I've made a few for friends, but don't know how to make them uploadable for 4chan
>>675193678
Well, think I'll play a little League. Before that though, Lucky Strike.
>>675192968
He's just far right.
>>675193089
Are you doing even better?
>>675193243
I remember your dragon, it looked great. Creating is the best way to spend your idle time.
>>675193453
That's how it was announced, sure. Just ridiculous is what it is.
>>675193899
Did you see it finished?
>I had to find you
Dayum Coondoggie, step your game up.
>>675193899
I'm doing good, just working and such, got spring break this week so I'm hanging out a bunch
>>675192792
Excellent.
Did someone say Dr. Seuss thread?
>>675193895
>Lucky Strike
Top tier taste, my man.
>>675194234
I didn't know how much I wanted this until just now
>>675193774
No I wasn't.
hi friends i'm new here
>>675194006
Pretty sure. It was that thread where Dotter had asked you what the price for one of them would be and then backed off when you gave him the answer.
>>675194059
Nice. Studying is just preliminaries for working, in the end, so never feel bad for being a wagecuck.
>>675194337
Wuts with that trip
>>675193774
You're deflecting you skirt weariness onto others.
>>675193781
Too bad, though maybe I knew ya.
>>675194385
Welcome friend we're all very nice here.
>>675194385
>>675194315
Yes, it is quite good. If only I had some whiskey or rum to go with it. We have discussed this too in the past.
>>675194588
Ah. Right.
>>675194588
I found it in a file I had saved and I liked it so I put it on
alternatively, I'm not actually freklz
pick whichever you like
freklz is a !qtqtqtqt
>>675194627
Oh fabulous, there are many faces here which I am not used to seeing around.
>>675194718
please don't
>>675194712
I was expecting you guys to put up more of a fight. You can have your thread back. I forgot you guys don't bitch and complain about shit posting like loli threads.
I am really enjoying this Dr. Seuss.
>>675193089
>babe
HHHHHH
HHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
HHHHCHHHHHHHHHCANTBREATHEHHHHHH
*wheezing* I D-dream of Yordles... *gulp* pt. 4..?
>"Oh hey, that's a great idea! There's a really nice nature park just past the residential district, it'll be real nice and serene. Perfect place to start."
>the smile-and-wink combo.
>oh lord I just wanna push him to the ground and ride his cock to hell and back
>he takes my hand in his, the warmth emanating from his leather work gloves
>he leads me out the door, and before i know it, we're strolling down the street,holding hands, with everyone watching us pass by
>"p-people are uh... Peoplearestaring."
>"hmm? Oh, don't worry. They just aren't used to humans."
>I can see women with paper grocery bags giggling at the two of us
>fuckfuckfuck they know
>bite my lip, hold my breath,
>please, feet... Just carry me faster...
>and then
>it happens
>"so why are you here, anyway?"
>oh no
>I mean, I COULD just tell him the truth
>but I mean are yordles FAMILIAR with mental illness?
>I don't wanna look like a freak
>please let him fall for this
"Just uh... Needed a change in horizon."
>and Rumble's response?
>"Well, you've come to the right place."
>Yeah, Rumble...
>I think I'm going to like it, here.
Don't leave your seats just yet, we've still got a lot more to this journey comin riiiight up. I'm just trying to keep the parts short so they aren't like huuuge walls of text.
>>675194594
I'm not weary of skirts.
>>675194945
tl;dr
>>675188681
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Its dev....
>>675194588
lol I'll keep that in mind while I hate my job
>>675194594
nope sorry, just a dirty reposter
>>675194945
I call everyone babe, don't take it so seriously
>>675194851
Sure.
I would estimate maybe 10% of the people here qualify as "nice"
>>675194851
I hope you have a wonderful time, sir or madam.
>>675194956
Should be. Never know what's under 'em.
>>675195362
Don't reveal our secrets.
Snuffles I did not know you thought of me that way.
oh look it's snuffles
or should i say snaffles
>>675188681
i mean feel free to continue posting bestmatsu but lets pretend like 24 didn't happen
>>675195363
Thank you! I'll try to better the community as best as possible.
I try, but I am only human.
>>675195362
I would estimate the opposite
>>675194956
But do you wear them?
>>675195363
You're thinking of wary. And isn't the mystique half the fun?
>>675195725
I'm not entirely convinced of either of those points.
>>675195792
Hell no. There may be a vagina under there!
That's terrifying.
>>675195768
I'm skirting your question right now, does that count?
my smile is gone for good
fug
>>675195346
reply was for you
>>675195676
Who's bi here?
>>675196489
The greedy people
>>675194905
steam
>>675196144
No, but it kills my boner for you.
>>675196619
aw... that's mean.
>>675196489
Being bi is for faggots.
on my way
>>675196489
That would be me.
>>675196489
I hope nobody.
>>675196652
Then my work here is done.
>>675196489
Yeah.
>>675196737
I jest
bi people are just still halfway in denial and that's no laughing matter
>>675196742
M8 you don't know Mr.Fur
Jesus. I'm a gfurfag. All I wanted was gfur. Why I get gfur mixed with shota? Man. I'm disappointed :(
>>675196978
that's not how you wear a cock ring
>>675196945
-_- so i have been in denial for 6 years?
>>675197039
I'm glad you're disappointed, you sound real whiny.
>>675197061
good taste
>>675197039
Where?
>>675197039
cuz fuk u
>>675197166
I guess?
How should I know?
It's not like it's unheard of,
or even that uncommon.
>>675196945
Yea you're an idiot.
is anime butts anon here though
>>675197116
I don't even know where you'd go for belts in penis girth size.
>>675197358
Well I see it sometimes but not for me.
>>675196945
But boobs are fun.
>>675197279
>>675197318
>>675197329
You guys do you. I just thought there was some quality gfur here.
>>675196883
But I want to see your tasty ass in a thong that rides high on your hips above the waistline on a mini skirt that shows the bottom of your butt.
Would be hawt.
post bee stings
>>675197166
>>675197390
>BI people are IMMEDIATELY being this insecure and defensive over an obvious joke
Maybe he's onto something and you ARE in denial.
>>675196945
I'm legit bi, Some guys are hot, some girls are hot and I'd fuck both. Its an actual thing.
>>675195192
A-ah. Of course. *cough cough* ooooof course. Shoulda guessed. >///> uhhhh... Need a distractio-
I Dream of Yordles, pt. 5, the part where some actual flirting happens
>next part of dream happens at park
>by a lake
>at sunset
>romantic as fuck
>we're sitting side by side on a wooden bench, we're so close I can feel his body warmth
>"Its really pretty, here.."
>"Yeah. Too bad we don't get a lot of visitors to see it."
>I turn to Rumble
>he's got his head resting on his hand, semi-frowning
>fuck, I don't wanna see him frown...
>"w-well I'm here, right?"
>he raises an eyebrow up at me
>suddenly chuckles
>"yknow what, anon? You're right."
>jokingly punches me in the arm
>"guess it just gets lonely here from time to time."
>"that's ridiculous, there's no way in hell someone like you could ever be lonely"
>he snap responds,
>"whatdya mean, someone like me?"
>my face goes pale
>"n-no I didn't mean anything BAD by it you're just-"
>"I'm just WHAT, anon?"
>fucking wheezing
>holy shit this is all so flustering
>fuck it I'm just gonna go for it
>a-alpha mode activate?...
>head in hands, blushing like fuck
>"w-well you're just so cute, and you're such a great guy, I can't imagine you ever being alone..."
>so much for alpha mode
>"You don't even know me, though..."
>his voice..
>for the first time ever, it just sounds so... Uncertain.
>I've seen him hundreds of times before, he's NEVER been anything less than a sexy, cocky son of a bitch.
>is that all just a front?
>am... Am i seeing the real Rumble?
>"Hey..."
>I place my hand on his thigh for comfort
>"you're the most incredible dude I've ever met."
>>675197629
Wut
We need new bread!
>>675197593
>>675198019
look seriously I'm of the mind everyone's really bisexual just to various degrees and social structure is the only thing that makes labels like gay or bi have any kind of meaning anyway
relax I'm full of shit and you should ignore me like all the other cool people do
chill
>>675197629
>thought there was some quality gfur
jesus h christ
>>675197565
I mean you can make anything from leather I suppose but I can't even see the point. It just looks like it's going to get in the way.
Hey guys. I'm a girl.
Can next bread has some hot stuff plz?
>>675197990
I'm not bi. I want full on man-ass. I just don't think it's insane to think that there is such thing as a spectrum when it comes to sexuality.
>>675198077
nah dude, let the sexy yordle take over you, fap to him and all that
>>675198271
Don't care we need new bread!
>>675198271
tits or get the fuck out
we already have one useless girl around here
do not make a new thread
>>675198271
'Kay.
>>675198516
Snuffles who?
>>675198260
Ay man, what's so bad about being disappointed that your type of stuff isn't on a place you'd expect it to be? Fuck you.
>>675198594
katia
katia is a girl and she refuses to give tits
>>675198271
me too
>>675198271
Unless you're blonde, I don't care.
>>675198594
snuffles
>>675198271
Hey guys. I'm a boy.
Just thought i'd let you know
>>675198645
the simple fact you're implying there's quality gfur is absurd
>>675198837
omg thats so hot
>>675198260
>It just looks like it's going to get in the way.
It's like chastity as understood by someone who has no knowledge of the male anatomy.
Make a new thread to spite demos
Oh yeah lemme go and fap to that Foxy hairy pussy. mmmm
huh
>>675199162
this
>>675197816
It's going to snow in a few days, that doesn't sound very warm.
>>675198861
If there's no quality g fur, then there's no such thing as someone with an opinion. See how that doesn't make any sense? What you think is good and what I think is good must be two completely different things because it seems like you have no opinion on anything. What I'm getting at here is, there is such thing as quality ANYTHING as long as at least one person values it as such.
>>675198989
that made me laugh thank you
>>675199351
oh my god it's like you've never even been on 4chan before
>>675196489
I'm straight.
>>675198260
Good, just my 2 cents, sexuality my doesnt really matter to me its just annoying to have fuckers tell you youre not attracted to people you are ya dig?
>>675199513
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction :3
>>675198442
We didn't even get to fuck, though... ;n; I woke up before we could get that far
I Dream of Yordles, the penultimate pt 6
>in that moment, we weren't two strangers brought together across the dimensional gap by a lucky improbability
>in that moment, we were one.
>we had just met one another, but it was as though we'd known each other for forever.
>perhaps we had been lovers in another life.
>I could see it in his golden eyes as he looked up at me
>he could see the same in mine.
>this was a warm, inviting eternity.
>in that moment, we were timeless.
>he reached out first, removing his glove to truly feel my cheek's flesh for the first time
>I bit my lip in anticipation, fluttering my eyes closed while he stroked the side of my face
>it felt so fluffy, his paw pads so soft
>I could let him pet me for hours.
>he spoke, softly, barely even disrupting that wonderful, silent sunset
>"Anon..."
>"Yeah, Rumble?.."
>"Thank you for being here."
>I smiled, instinctively purring under my breath at his confession.
>my words were reactionary
>"I'll always be here for you."
>he stretched upward, touching his nose to the tip of mine, then tilted his head to the left, and closed the gap
>and what was once silence burst, into a symphony of love.
aw cmon guys can't I just be a dick online without any repercussions
>tfw bully knows that im gay and takes advantage of it
sometimes i think i'm in a great spot, but most of the time i think i'm in hell most of the time
