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That was fast.
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kay bbl

>>675012463

bet ur a nambla supporter
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>>675012232
>it was a terrible experience for him
Pfft.
That is pretty funny. He should have stuck through so that he could have 3000 hours and be stuck at mid 4k.

Maybe he would rather you play with him.
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tell me more
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>>675012601
>wanna touch labias
dom no
you have a penis
I've seen it
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>>675012607

we've played. he doesn't enjoy the game.

>>675012698

fashionably late
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>>675012512
It's life, dear frekles.
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night fags
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Oh I didn't see the link to this one
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No
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>>675012582
I bet you hear that a lot
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>>675012915
Get publicly shamed you bum.
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>>675012997
People compliment my efficiency pretty often, yes.
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>>675012781
Which game? The one with or without you?
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tells u more

>>675012783
i don't follow
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>>675012997
>>675012582
Need some ice for that BURNN?
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i feel so enlightened
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>>675013340
What is wrong with you?
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>>675013340
It's all about the tone. You just don't understand the avenue of communication that we've built up.
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>>675013288
Life is a series of disappointments, everything is disappointing in some way or another. We don't get what we want and we're disappointed, we do and we're disappointed. Nothing is ever enough, expectations are always too high.
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Busier than. It was. Yesterday.

Night guard.com
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>>675013505
The avenue of stupidity?
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>>675013612
And when expectations are realistically low that's even more disappointing.
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>>675013612
How dreadful.
Oh well.
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okay i am watching this movie now bye
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>>675013801
It's a two way street, but neither direction takes you anywhere you want to be. So it's basically like any of the avenues in California.

>>675013874
Bye
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Well. This is to be expected.
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>>675013804
It's a new level of hell when our expectations are that low.

>>675013838
It's life.
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>Please do not power off or unplug your machine.
>installing update 2 of 342 ..
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>>675014331
You probably shouldn't have sat on DOS for so long.
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>>675014268
It's some people's life.
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>>675014216
I wouldn't know. Never left the Northeast, until I move next month
>>675014331
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>675014331
Ha.

What do they even do...
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>>675012471
I think this is what it's all about
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Omekle
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>>675014551
It's everyone's life, dear boy.
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>>675014557
Where to?

>>675014620
Finally, the mystery of the Hokey Pokey, revealed.
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>>675014682
I choose to enjoy my life, I'm far too stupid for anything else.
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>>675014736
Indiana, got a friend who lives out there and we both need a roommate so, why not?
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>>675014786
You don't enjoy your life. You enjoy when your disappointment isn't so pronounced.
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>>675014939
Friend from where? And the why not would be so that people can't call you a Hoosier, but that's up to you I guess.
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>>675015003
I enjoy many things, and disappointnent is merely a flavor of life.
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>>675015223
Met him while playing a game 6 years ago, quickly became best friends.
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>>675012781
the only way
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>>675015540
give buttpix
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>>675015459
It is the overall flavor of life. Isn't it magnificent?
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>>675015641
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>>675015722
You really should have seen that one coming.

>>675015693
It is.
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>>675013224

mobas.
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>>675015540
What game?
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>>675016498
Black Ops. Was playing in a gun game lobby and everyone was chill as fuck
>>675016140
I guess?
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there is not enough porn on this thread
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>>675017179
Guess the only solution is for you to kill yourself
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>>675017179
>Wildcritters, e621, Furafinitty, Yaoi.in, Yiffy.cz, U18-Chan, Inkbunny, Pixiv, Sofurry, Weasyl, Ychan
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>>675017179
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>>675016846
Well that's unexpected.

>>675017392
Don't forget the cracked open door of his parents' bedroom.
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i like to think raccoon has a bot that detects when people are complaining about porn
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>>675017179
>>675017392

both of you are lame to the m a x
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>>675017392
You're still missing a few.
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>>675017750
It's a pasta
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>>675017738
>>675017738

>>675017838
It's terrible pasta
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>>675017838
It still needs to be updated, chico
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>>675017912
Nah Ice did a good job
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>>675018049
It's not actually for informing, "Trony"
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>>675018348
Luke's picture was still superior
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>>675019225
I hate him.
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>>675019467
EHEHEHEHE
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Are there any good sites to meet guys?
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>>675019693

>>675012471
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why did it change that into an op quote

fuck you 4chanx
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>>675019467
There's a lot to hate.
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>>675019467
Mejor, no?

>>675019693
I can hook you up, I just need an A/S/L
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Because you were quoting the op.
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>>675019693
No.

There's a deluge of bad ones though.
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>>675019651
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>>675019934
No, and the birthday gesture went unappreciated.
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>>675019934
Eh. Never mind.
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>>675016846
Well considering where you are, someone was bound to make that sooner or later.
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>>675020292
Sounds like a shit friend.
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>>675020292
Awwwww come on,
:L

>>675020301
I was actually going to help you but alrighty then
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>>675020614
An emasculating experience.
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>>675020614
No, you were just trying to be rude.
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>>675020953
ok. 321 lets jam
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>>675020893
Well I ran out of Rocket pics now

>>675021103
Believe what you wish
I wasn't going to send you straight to craigslist
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>>675021419
fine then. 22/m/ID
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>>675021419
Seen better...
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>>675021663
How attractive are you? And how socially inept?
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>>675022191
why does any of this matter? I was just looking for decent sites to meet other guys. You know, with plenty of people on it and such.
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>>675021663
Not seeing a lot of hits on Pounced, probably could check out furrymate but you need to make an account.

>>675021844
Always so hard to please...
Especially when I wasn't trying to please you per say
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>>675022908
Because if you're a weirdo who looks like someone took a bat to his face, some sites are better suited to you than if you're a prettyboy with real social skills.
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>>675023096
Right, sorry.
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>>675023096
I'm not really a furry.

>>675023286
Chronically underweight and average social skills when not depressed.
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Sorry Dom, I got distracted.

I don't know what I want, Spoon.
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>>675023950
Do you want hookups? Dates? A daddy?
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>>675019937

no, i was copying a url

>>675020292

you didn't do anything for me for my birthday
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>>675024209

yea me too
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>>675024525
It is a sign that you wanted to say something to me.
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>>675023638
It's ok~

>>675023950
Then just install grindr on your phone

>>675024209
Oh wells
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>>675024305
>Do you want hookups?
No.

>Dates?
Yes.

>A daddy?
Sure.
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>>675024525
Skype's the only thing that helps me remember these dates. I don't even know my parents' birthdays.
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>>675024761
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>>675024571
You're so popufur.

>>675024761
You probably don't want me doing your homework anyway. Unless it's biology maybe.
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>>675024653

i always want to say things to you

>>675024991

same honestly. i usually forget mine is coming up unless my mom calls and mentions it.

>>675025314

what makes you say that
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>>675024931
I would look for gay group events instead of a blind dating app if you're looking for dates.
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>>675025381
Do you really?
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>>675025381
Who doesn't want to talk to you?
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>>675025516

yes, i'd like to mention how soft your fur is and how good you are at math and then tickle your tummy and tell you to get a big gay daddy to just really lay into your ass
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>>675025381
Guess I'm safe from that as long as I have my twin by my side. But you know how uneventful they are, in the end.
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>>675025823
W-well.
I mean.
I could get down with the first three things, at least.
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>>675025314
Why? Biology is really easy.
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>>675025827

twins? or birthdays?

>>675026121

why not the fourth, specifically?
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>>675026343
Biology doesn't stay easy.
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>>675025813

can think of a few people. i'm think 40% of the conversations i have on here are with people that would not care either way.
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>>675012471
Like this op?
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Omekle
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>>675026452
While I find the contrast between the lewdness of the first three and the fourth amusing, the fourth one is REALLY lewd.
And gay.
Like, really gay.
And the audacious assumption I am not a manly dominant person.
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>>675026452
Kind of both huh. But birthday celebrations mostly.
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>>675026498
It's simpler than most other sciences.
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Why are g/fur threads stealth threads 9/10 :/
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Hello
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>>675026781

is that audacious? you come across as so submissive and obsequious. correct me.

>>675026902

they certainly tone it down after the first decade and a half.

>>675026981

true gfur threads do not really exist.
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>>675026931
For you.
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>>675026981
no idea what that means.
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>>675027066
N-not really.
I can understand submissive, but obsequious?
How do you even determine that with mere conversation?
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>>675026981
Because the idiots don't click on them as often. As you can see, it's not a perfect system.
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>>675025392
I wasn't going to do an app and there's no gay groups anywhere near me.
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>>675027257

doesn't it come with the package?
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>>675027504
Touché.
I cannot question your experience with the subject, as well.
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fuck this snow
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>>675027273
Im not sure what you mean by idiots, you still have a bunch of non pornographic avatar fags in every thread.
>luxray
>pearl
>goat kid
>literally a goat kid
>sad possum
>anime boy
>anime girl
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>>675027104
Do you require assistance?
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>>675027494
It really depends on where you are, but you might be surprised about the whole gay group thing. Maybe troll around some gay bars and ask some of the guys if they know about anything.
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>no dog boy
Wounded.
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>>675027678

it depends on how much you want to buy into it.
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>>675026590
I cherish our conversations.

>>675026931
That is an incredibly uninformed opinion.
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>simba
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>>675027724
What? I wish it were snowing here :P
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>>675027909

same. you ARE the 60%.
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>>675027802
There's no gay bars.
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>>675027749
Somehow, we'll all make it out alright.

>>675027772
I'm not taking any biology related courses.
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>>675027869
Is it on sale?
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>>675026666
I lost. Also sick quads!!
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>>675027909
There is a lot to learn about, but I never had as much difficulty with it compared to Chemistry.
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>>675028279

your ass is on sale, fucker, and i'm buying.
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>>675028234
If you are american, in my experience atleast there are a lot of gay american gamers on mmo's which is annoying cuz im canadian
>_<
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>>675028197
Ha!
Wow. that's new to me.

>>675028301
Thank you.
All in a days work.
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>>675028134
I just spun out on I-84, the snow can go fuck itself
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>>675028518
Are you now a big boobed gay daddy dragon woman?
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>>675028197
Oh
my
GOD

I'M SO HAPPY

>>675028417
It's just the level you're at, as Kaybe said.
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>>675028560

you have my condolences

>>675028652

it is a very old image at this point.

>>675028715

i mean, i do know how to treat you right.
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>>675028715
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>>675028670
I'm assuming you're okay, how's the car?
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>>675028670
Better tires? I would trade you places
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>>675028816
Well, to be fair, i havent been around for quite some time. And i am very dumb.
Me missing details isnt all that unheard of.
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>>675028860
Anyone can offer pets and tummy rubs, though.
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>>675029069
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>>675028796
Well obviously I don't have a Doctorate.
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>>675028670
Learn to drive
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>>675028796

i'm so glad to have done this for you

>>675029028

granted.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNrSISR8o2E
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>>675028670
That's pretty fucked. Are you typing this with a straw?
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trust me, school GETS hard, and you WILL be a retard*
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>>675029440
Professor Spoon, I need to go to the bathroom.

>>675029455
You're too good to me.
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>>675029455
Fantastic.
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>>675028893
it's fine, it was barren, and I went the right way until I stopped, I'm just kinda fucked up
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>>675029787

that's all i want to be.

>>675029804

you're doing a great job.
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>>675029787
You are not allowed to leave the lecture until I touch upon Quantum Singularities and Antimatter.
Now return to your seat.
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>>675029069
>>675028816
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touch upon something else
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>>675029830
aw, fucked up how?
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>>675030098
I try. occasionally.
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>>675030396
I can't stop shaking, that and scared, shaken up
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>>675029455
Wow I remembering making that, talk about time flying.
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>>675030098
That's a very attainable goal.

>>675030277
*sits in your lap*
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>>675030661
Ah, nerves are shot. Deep breaths dude
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>>675029449
This.
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>>675030661
Yeah, first time i spun out, it was like my whole body was vibrating, had to step away and calm down.
Harsh man.
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>>675030824
Are you trying to earn extra credit?
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>>675031050
Was that not my seat?
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>>675012471
i like to dress up as CP
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my CP suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
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>>675031175
I cant seen Captain Planet now without thinking of Don Chedle.
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>>675031115
Well if you want to be my TA, it will require quite some after-class work~
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>>675031563
I have a good worth ethic.
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>>675031519
TREE
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>>675031962
Everybody is gonna be a fucking Tree

>"Dont Call me again unless you ready for that pain."
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