Hey /b/, storytime
>be me
>10 year old
>in school, math class
>got pretty good grades around those days
>hot teacher tells me to sit with the "cool kid"
>he's pretty fucking bad at maths
>i'm kind of friend with him (he is a very close friend to my best friend) so I agree
>several minutes pass, bell is about to ring, class is about to end
>sitting in front row
>he stops writing
>he looks at me
>he opens his mouth
>"How long is your dick anon?"
>wtfnigga.jpg
When I was a kid I was very shameful about sex and stuff, so I didn't really liked to talk about it. Probably it was because my granpa once told me "if you masturbate when you're a kid, you will be short and bald when you grow up". That shit fucking scared me.
>i stare at him confused af
>bell rings, break time
>i didn't hang with him until the next class
>fucking art
>i fucking hate this teacher and I can't remember why
>we can sit on groups of 4-6 if we want
>sit with best friend and another three friends
>one of them calls the cool kid and invites him to sit with us
>thisgonbeawkward.png
>let's call the cool kid Luke
>Luke joins
>we're just drawing with crayons like a bunch of faggots when the teacher leaves
>Kids running all over the place
>one of them fell and broke his elbow
>fucking faggot didn't even know how to run
>the only Kids who are not running/fucking around are us, we're just talking
>eventually Luke broughts it up
>"Hey guys, how long are your dicks?"
>they answer in a very natural way: "I don't know, like 7cm?", "Probably 6cm or so when hard" and things like that
>boys around that age have small dicks you know, so did I
>then he asks me "how long anon?"
>"I don't know m8, I'll surely check that out today"
>Luke starts laughing
>we're all confused
>"You small dicked faggots haha I bet you can't even cum!"
>then he starts telling us all of these fake-ass sex stories
>I call it bullshit but play along
>ffw to late evening
>ruler in left hand, dick in the right hand
Cont.
>>675009498
Bump
>>675009498
Keep going
>>675009498
Type faster you little faggit
TYPE FASTER OP
>>675012200
Double dubz
I like you
>>675009498
Hurry up, need to fap
Huh I'm unsure where this is going, I'm hoping it has to do with the hot teacher
Type for me bb
>>675012566
>>675009498
Hurry up you fucking roody-poo
Dubs? Idk just killing time to see if OP comes through
>Inb4 cool hand Luke reference
Bumpsaki
This is now a dubs thread until op finishes
Keep it up!
Posting random pics
Quickest way to reduce size of picture taken on mobile? Fucking clover won't do the shit
>>675013235
Please
Roll for dubs while waiting
OP DON'T DO THIS TO ME
get
If dubs i wait one more minute,
if not op is a faggot and is to autistic to type more than 10 words a minute
>>675013282
Is that thing like a secret flashlight
>>675013631
Dual purpose perhaps. Good spot
>>675009498
Op has abandoned thread
What a faggot
>>675013080
I'll be so pissed if you ruined the punchline you fucker
>>675009498
>Be me
>get caught with this by mom
>mom sucks me off
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Omekle
Posting non 4chan content reluctantly
Threads over boys nothing to see here. Except these dubs
>>675014311
It's called Pointe fucking nigger
>>675014401
Dank!
>>675014647
Rick?
Op is fgt
>>675014558
Get off this website nigger. That link looks like syphilis
Op.... Come on mate, don't be a faggot
>>675014830
Not Rick
>>675014771
Anon, please explain..
>>675015020
SMASH 'EM HULKSTER
>>675014952
Morty?
Is it time?
Smash 'em hulkster
>>675014993
Tis literally weed, plus nice dubs
>>675009498
Jesus OP, at least give an update
Fuck OP continue I'm on the edge of my seat
This is why you pre-write >greentext stories.
>>675015203
Dammit anon y-y-you don't know who the hell you're *brrrrp* talking to
New thread maybe?
>>675015464
Thank you!
Here's some more weed (kinda)
>>675016070
That's kief you dipshit
Dubs when
if dubs spidey thread
>>675016666
TRUMPQUADS
OP right now
>>675016436
you are cool, tough & streetwise for pointing that one out.
>>675016666
check'd and kek'd
>>675015020
SMASH 'EM, HULKSTER!
>>675016666
Well im moving to canada
>>675016666
MEGA SATAN
OP is being a faggot
Check my dubs
>>675009498
for you OP
This thread hasn't turned out that badly, despite OPs faggotry
>>675016666
Satan knows it's shit
Learn to pretype your greentext stories before you start your threads, you fucking niggers.
Check 'em
>>675017222
name of anime pl0x
Check 'em you faggots.
>>675017222
check'd and kek'd
>>675017669
Almost dipshit
>>675017784
Inou Battle Wa Nichijou Kei No Naka De
>>675017669
lol
>>675017955
at first i thought you were shitting and just typed random shit
fucking check them right now you god damned niggers
>>675018200
fuck you I deserve those dubs
Kek em
>>675018340
you failed, now check these
More fun pics
>>675017669
Everybody laugh at the faggot who can't even get dubs.
>>675018711
THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD
>>675018620
you failed too, now check me
>>675018711
The hero we deserve
>>675018949
he will truthly be an hero
>>675018939
Game on then!
>>675018943
ha, Czech these.
>>675019116
Neat. Saved
>>675009498
OP cont you faggot
>>675019669
op will never deliver
give up
>>675018600
Wtf is this sorcery?
>>675019638
Fucking trevor
>>675019777
Nice trips
>>675019777
That's a lucky get.
>>675019753
ferrofluid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrofluid
>>675019875
Lucky trips
>>675019490
the nigger of the 22th century
>>675019404
Check my quads
>>675019404
nice try you nigger, CHECK 'EM
>>675020036
Check mines
Czech em nerds
Ayo
> get
>>675019923
Thanks anon
>>675015548
the fuck is that? looks like nintendo 64
>>675020053
keep triying you weeb, check' EM
Fuck it rolling till fag op post rest of story
666
check'em faggots
>>675020422
get
>>675020600
nice
>>675020600
nice doubles but....... check THESE!
>>675020036
heres some dubs for your trubs.
>>675020711
Nice
>>675020578
There's always at least one faggot
op will surely deliver
>>675020778
>>675020844
Woah
>>675020844
Ayy
Do I smell a spiderman thread?
Get fail fail get
>>675020778
HA! FAGGOT!
>>675020868
>>675020805
that kid is lucky to get that booster box
they go for like $700 now
>>675020422
Check my trips then
>>675020944
Wow, that luck.
>>675021018
nigger
Check my dubs you niggers
Rolling while OP probably doesn't type
>>675021112
>>675021113
>>675021112
nice try fags, check these and learn
Hurry up faggot! I'm going soft!
>>675021052
yeah he looks like that fucker that always got the good cards from random packs and shit.
>>675020422
Check my quints you losers
If trips I commit suicide tonight
>>675021286
holy shit this thread
>>675021385
Kill your self you cunt
>>675021112
Check these little faggot failture.
>>675021385
Rooolling
check 'em
>>675020532
tsa xray station
>>675021614
Oh, my bad.
y'all dumb niggas can't get ye old 2 numbers combination
>>675021472
shut up you cunt and check em
>>675021112
Off by one loser
>>675021649
>649
woah, you got her weight on the nose!
qauds
>>675021472
Screw you., check these.
This thread
Rolling for them budz
quints get
>>675020532
Checked luggage x-ray
I sometimes do threads where I post pics I take at work
>>675021661
yeah but what are they xraying
I'll fix this chain of no gets
>>675021892
you fuckin idiot not even close
>>675021947
Now check these, i swear i don't dissapoint.
1
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO THIS THREAD
IT'S MADE ITS MISTAKES
dub dubs go.
CHECK THESE OUT
>>675022222
CHECKED
>>675022222
our lord
How do dubs
>>675022182
youre a mistake
like me
>>675022222
Check em.
>>675022222
DAM
>>675022064
See
>>675022053
That's just some random luggage I checked
>>675022222
oh shit
>>675022222
nice, checked
>>675022350
fuck off you are not me. 2
>>675022222
Quints get
>>675022222
Nice nice get
Triples
No longer a dubs thread. It's now a trips thread.
>>675022222
Cant believe
Look at my dubs
check em fags
If dubs will take a shit and draw Bernie's face in it
>>675022222
Rolling for quints
>>675009498
>be me
>be 9 years old
>be in 2nd grade
>diamonds all the fucking time
>have girl rub it off
>in class
>she does it
>cum, dry because im 9
>keeps going
>keeps going
>stahp
>never mentioned it ever again
>like it never happened.
>>675022222
Check em
>>675022601
off by one
I never got a single dubs :c
I need dubs to get OP to not be a faggot
>>675022730
wrong thread faggot
>>675022589
Your dubs look like shit
>>675022730
Great Story
>>675020422
Dubs confirms.
I never get singles :(
>>675022799
checked, check em
>>675022730
Well off-topic.
>>675009498
kek saved
1
This is now a singles thread
>>675017659
I don't know why but i literaly wrote "today OP was a faggot in my journal."
Check my singles
Check these deadly numbers
>>675022898
Bitch I will suck your dick you queer kill yourself you filthy shit breath cunt
>>675022937
Stop.
>>675023262
Nice singles faggot
>>675023356
No more.
quads
>>675023262
mine singles will beat your 62.
>>675023069
>>675022937
>>675022421
>>675022304
>>675022169
I can't believe you've done this
where the OP at tho
>>675023356
What a knob
Hola a todos
>open the door
>>675023311
Dubbie dubs
>>675023262
Those suck. Check these
>>675023421
For lord, please stop.
If dubs Kim nukes someone tomorrow
>>675022222
Who know this shitty fucking thread would see dubs, trips, quads and even quints. What a time to be alive
>>675023453
>>675023262
i mean this one will beat yours.
>>675023262
Check my singles nigger
>>675023619
Mine will beat you forever.
posting in get thread for get
>>675023619
9 is a higher number than 2 or 3 well done anon
>>675016666
Fucking witnessed.
99 get
OP you fag hnnng
>>675022222
!!!!!!!!!!!
