Waifu Claim Thread
>Claim your waifu
>insult other waifus
>Cry about stupid shit
>Have fun!
Get in here faggots
Obligatory claim.
>best
emperor of mankind claimed
Claimed
pats and bauxite time
Ayy
I'm tired
>claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>674829080
Entiendo, Emi.
La verdad es que si de alguna forma fuimos a parar aquí, fue de suerte, hacernos con estar presentes en un hilo correspondiente a otra zona horaria.
Si en ese entonces, cuando Tenryuu hacia los hilos en su propio horario, logramos estar ahí, digo que lo más adecuado deberia ser respetarlo a él.
>Thank you so much for using Spanish, It makes everything easier, really.
Prosecutor General claim
Drama free edition!
Post cute pics!
>>674836358
>cute picks
>skele skin stump
Best I got.
Also don't you hate it when the merchant says 3.3V maximum but the LED barely glows then?
Azuki Azusa claimed!
>>674836657
Here,claimed Azuki Azusa,picture didn't upload
>>674836358
>nothing but
Mine.
Internet claimed
>>674836358
>
>>674836217
Supongo que tienes razón, al fin y al cabo él estaba primero. Quizá nos hemos convertido en una comunidad demasiado grande. Estas cosas pasan. Pero bueno, no discutiré más con nadie, que cada uno decida.
>Don't worry Ruri, I know how you feel
Best idol claimed
>>674836142
>All of the pats
>>674836599
I just hate underpowered light sources in general, candles excluded.
>>674836217
>>674836831
>tfw I only speak peasant English
Ha. U guiz r loozerz. Clam bru i's
franku desu claimed
Alice claimed, IT'S FUCKING HORA TIME!
Claiming Ruby for Ruby-anon as I promised
>Emi
Topless space pirate waifu is best waifu.
Worst thing your waifu ever did go!
>made waitress cry
>>674836831
Glad we agree, Emi!
>Let's cut out the Spanish for now, though. Yuuko feels really uncomfortable.
>Yeah, yo do.
>>674836358
>
>>674836831
I totally speak Spanish
Hola Senor, te gusta mudkips? Me gusta pene.
>>674837055
You are very wise, hand-san.
Candles kinda annoy me, too.
>romantic
It's bullshit. Piss poor light source.
>>674836159
Nice waifu but that clock is misshappen...
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Bloody Nora, way too much drama for a thread...
>>674837214
>Dated a ghost that is repulsive in every way and treats her like shit
>Can't even watch that episode
>>674837055
>tfw I only speak peasant English
It'll get you to more places than Spanish
>>674837214
Does having sex on the anniversary of her father's death before going to see him count?
>>674837265
Maybe next day we'll have more Spanish
>>674837652
Hi Stocking!
>>674837214
Make a kid's balls drop
>>674837652
Hey Stocking
>>674836142
who dis
>>674837652
Stocking Anarchy
Not my waifu but it's cute
Miho claimed
>>674837214
>Make friends with Bitchlord McBrocon-Slut the 3rd.
>>674837108
b0ss pls, gimme the pussi pls b0ss
>>674837214
Ate a lot of bauxite.
Akane claimed, just got off work, whats going down
>>674837933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps
>>674837933
>>674837860
>Made*
As said earlier, I'm tired
>>674836358
here
>>674838132
HI Miho
>>674838208
Hello
>>674837803
Depends on how good of a father.
>>674838132
Hello miho
>>674838160
The horror
>>674838208
Hello woman.
https://vine.co/v/iixlYQBipXl
>Link very fucking related fuck you faggots
>>674837803
Hi there!
Guess I missed a bit...
>>674837860
Hi Galko!
Apologies for leaving.
I'm done with uni work now.
>>674838003
>cutest goth waifu
For sure!
This is the greatest thing there is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uufq_PFXbpA
>>674838208
The waifu thread apocalypse happened, but that's about it.
>>674838327
>>674838333
Hello
>>674838208
Hi
>>674837214
>Worst thing your waifu ever did go!
Well, I see it as a good thing for her. In fact, the best thing that ever happened to her.
She got seduced into a Terrorism group and helped lay waste to most of the world that betrayed her at every turn.
He who sows the wind shall reap the storm.
>>674838631
That was hours ago unless another happened.
>>674838865
Yeah. It was the third today.
I really need some smug faces.
>>674838170
gibe that franku pusi b0ss
>>674837803
Hey man, Spanish is still a respectable language as with all the others. I do like English though.
>>674837497
I don't know, they're good for romantic lighting in my opinion for lewd things. Aside from that, they're shitty light sources. I agree with you on that.
>>674838327
hey:D whats up
>>674838333
hello other woman
>>674838697
sup with you my love?
>>674839130
here
>Galko
>>674838333
Supposedly a great father.
>But who can argue with a healthy adolescent sex drive?
Checked
>>674838464
>Guess I missed a bit...
Only a little bit of discussion, that's all
Oh, and about the episode with Stocking and the ghost... The episode itself it's infuriating. But "chocolat" is gold. Bittersweet taste.
Also, I'm headed to bed now, it's really damn late, so tell Ruby I'm sorry I couldn't stay up long enough to talk to him again today.
>>674839285
And I love Spanish, but it just isn't as influential as it used to be.
Anyway guys, time for me to go to bed
Have a great evening/night/whatever
And remember to eat healthy and exercise!
>>674839285
Why would lewd things happen to you?
Good question ordinarily, but you're waifu is also your hand.
>>674839571
Goodnight, Emi.
>Descansa, porfavor!
>>674837652
Hello there
>>674839571
Good night.
>>674839571
I don't think Ruby will be back tonight!
I'll let him know you tried
I agree with you though, the episode makes me wanna die but the song Chocolat is fucking amazing!
Goodnight<3
>>674836358
We must go further!
POST
MOAR
>>674839571
Alright man, sleep warm and well.
>>674839574
>Why would lewd things happen to you?
>mfw
>>674839939
Hi Ruri!
Are you following the drama?
I kinda ignored it
>>674840009
ok
>>674838464
How are you today?
>>674839327
Not much, you?
>>674840009
>>674839571
Goodnight legs
>>674840172
Even if I tried to, I'm too slow to follow it, sadly.
>>674838404
>NotClickingThatShitNigga
>>674838849
Don't you think that I've forgotten about you, you muslim, sand-dwelling scum,
My moonlight slaughter has only one rule of thumb;
Death is the answer, EMBRACE IT AND SEE!
>>674840251
Not bad now.
Relaxed.
I probably drank too much, good thing Noire isn't here kek
>>674840477
Fair enough
I don't think it's worth it
>>674840096
The (lewd) things in your head are much more important than what you experience physically.
It sounds strange but it should be clear if you think about it.
>or maybe you're not big of a pervert enough
Yuka-tan GET
>>674840596
I like that image got some Scauce
Also my waifu
>>674840814
Guess I'm not a big pervert, more emotionally attracted anyways...
To be fair though if my hand could talk, I'd be in prison for multiple forms of rape.
>Candles are still romantic, gotta look past that technical aspect, my man.
>>674840814
>dispensing wisdom
Am I Korbo or wat
>>674841260
youtu.be/EBjuoMy9FUU
>>674840251
watching stupid videos and chilling with my cat
>>674841618
Tell me about your pussy.
>>674841595
Kinda remember this song. Wasn't that guy in Emperor's New Groove? (great movie by the way)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX-n1VeASW4
>>674840756
Don't get lewd again lol
>>674841618
Sounds fun
I just watched my snake yawn
>>674841836
its nice and fat
a fat pussy
>>674842679
Hi Milkman
>>674841981
That's him, but I like the Cardigans, mostly.
>more musical enrichtment
youtu.be/XpfObnvdsYw
>>674842603
Get that thing on a diet. That's borderline animal cruelty.
If da pussy is fat it's not going to be able to perform it's natural duties.
>>674842603
>Not being a guy
>Not being lesbian, yet still picking a waifu instead of a husbando
>Being in a relationship
Why?
>>674843006
Hi.
>>674843091
Those hands better be patting her, that's what hands do right?
I don't really like them all that much, but they're good to listen to when you're driving.
I mostly listen to OSTs and what not. The Beach Boys isn't terrible though.
>>674842474
awe omg snake yawns :3
>>674842679
hi hi
>>674843243
she eats the same amount as the other cat and they other cat is skin and bones, I honestly don't understand how she got so fat
but she can still run jump play etc very well.
>>674843299
Uhhh
I'm bisexual, and whats wrong with dating someone
why you hating
Rei
>>674843299
oh btw husbando would be this man, If I were to pick one
>>674836119
Fuck
>>674843503
How have you been?
>>674843639
imagine this but albino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj8_AkmTX6Y
>>674843569
They better not fucking touch her.
>The Beach Boys
Interesting pick.
I like soundtracks a lot, as well.
Although pats aren't so bad, really.
>>674843639
You gotta put more work into it. Calories in calories out. Gotta put dat pussy on a diet. Probably sneaking into mommies food cabinet on the down-low with you being non the wiser. Dame cats. Can't trust them.
>>674841248
Tsumiki Mikan
>>674844072
You can have a spare Rei or loli Rei, err, briefly.
>>674840009
>>674836358
Pathetic. Pathetic response.
Eh... it can't be helped.
>>674844075
Pretty good I guess.
>>674844300
You mean they better not touch fuck her?
Pats are great, forceful orifice fists are not.
Soundtracks are great, I love it when people manage to make them work when they're not originally meant for the movie. Quentin Tarantino is a good example.
>>674844075
omg that is so cute, I want a snake so bad
>>674844318
one time she did fucking break in and find a box of chicken stock and bit it like a vampire to suck it out
I try to play with here a couple times a day to make sure she actually moves, cuz she likes to just sleep all day
she's a sneaky one though
>>674844488
Got a Kankin 2 for loli ;)
My waifu
>>674844824
I don't want this bump go to waste, so I might as well reply to you, hand buddy
>>674844681
I'm sorry I wasn't good enough.
>>674844956
They are great, but they only move around and do cute stuff at night. They just sit there during the day. Very low maintenance though, which is nice.
>>674845961
My friend has 2 and you only have to feed them like once a week or something, so easy to take care of
Nep Nep Claim
Pyrocynical is my forever waifu
>>674840009
>take your chips
Damn, this is amazing.
youtu.be/3kow3zhmrKQ
They made some amazing covers on the whole.
>RIP
Incidently their other Hero cover is great as well.
>>674844824
Look, I have modest, liberal standards.
Touching is okay above eye-level.
>>674840009
>and run
>>674846694
>not available in your country
Thanks Obama
>>674846606
1 like=1 kill yourself
>>674846413
That's lewd
>and those arms are too skinny
>>674846204
You just feed them once a week, pick up their shit, and replace the water
>>674844709
Good to hear
>>674840009
more qt
>>674846606
a weed
>>674846606
>>674847155
>more qt
That qt and dubs demand a response.
>>674847352
Fuck i have this extension too
>>674847192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2TO5atI4rU
>>674847450
>>674846937
Sorry m8. Youtube has really become annoying.
>>674847542
What is that extension
>>674846606
still waiting on my Pyrocynical body pillow
>>674847352
>>674836159
Not bad, but crispy waifu is better.
>>674846937
Here's another amazing (unrelated) cover that I think should work everywhere.
>tfw suddenly radio station
>>674846694
>pats chin
I live on the edge.
>>674848396
That hair must have taken years to grow out. I'd be crying too.
>>674847849
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/thats-pretty-good-idubbbz/pnidecdngnainebcfbmebgpkmnmljdng?hl=en
>>674847941
No I smoke tea.
>>674835826
i claim dubs guy
>chekt em
>A few days ago it almost got to 90 degrees
>I just had to turn the heat on
Fucking bi-polar weather.
>>674848666
youtu.be/IPI3b9iPSN0
duh
>>674848683
They didn't get everything, at least.
And now they have nothing.
el classico
>>674848666
Your waifu is a cute
>nice trips
>>674847155
easy peasy
claimed
>>674848666
Hey, really nice artwork there.
>>674848439
Bacon girl a second best.
>>674849014
Hair grows back, whatever was taken from them probably wasn't I assume.
T-thanks.
>>674847155
Pats for all
Top Tier Waifus Only<
>>674847155
>>674850055
>>674847155
>>674850055
Hello again, Pat master.
>Sick dubs by the way.
Bunp
>>674850055
>double poke
>>674843913
Nope, Kaiki is besto husbando ever.
>>674849538
sneks best pet
>>674850055
*pats*
>>674850151
>>674850224
>>674849936
all a cute
>>674850418
>rucks husbando claimed
>>674850224
Oreimo easily has some of the most detailed facial animations.
It's almost hard to follow in the show unless you pay special attention to it.
C L A I M E D
L
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I love you, Rin Tezuka.
>>674849626
I insist, she is the number one.
>>674850418
nooo, Haji
>>674850545
so snekkky
>>674850828
[heavy breathing]
>>674851092
It's a waifu thread mane, don't be like that.
smhtbhfam
>>674850674
Agreed.
Despite s2 being horribly written, Oreimo was really well animated overall.
>and Ruri's voice was so damn qt
>>674851004
Can't argue with you, anon.
>Bacon girl is your waifu for a reason.
>>674849786
>whatever was taken from them probably wasn't I assume.
No, you can't get it back.
The world will heal. But they're far beyond helping.
>>674851557
Hah. Makes me remember I actually have the Ayase Thanatos cosplay figure.
Season 2 was still pretty good on the whole despite its shortcomings.
Come on, we're almost done.
>>674852351
Is pic related 2nd best girl?
last
>>674853309
I wouldn't quite say that.
>>674853880
I'm guessing you'd prefer Ayase for 2nd best.
>Please no Kirino.
Well, thread's over.
Goodnight anyone left.
>Ruri
>>674854523
Never given it much thought, honestly.
I'd pick Ayase over Kirino, though,
Are you going, too?
>>674854523
Night Ruri
>Galko
>>674854523
Err, good night, I guess. Sort of misread the first time.
New thread anyone?
>>674851557
Hehe, nah, i don't have a waifu, just i like her route.
Anyone else think Yuno is the best waifu?
>>674857539
God dammit
>>674857539
Yes
>>674857539
Can be.
what did i miss
>Mugi
>>674857627
We'll take that as a yes.
>Esdese
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