hi /b/
How many of you have bought things for girls from their wishlists? Why did you do it?
I'm trying to figure out how I can make myself more appealing to guys so they'll buy things for me. Obviously I don't want to do anything sordid, but I'm very poor and have to save all my money for a surgery :( the pain is so bad and I just want nice things to distract me.
why aren't there any nice guys who will buy me playdoh? i'd show them the pretty things I made, or pictures of me cuddling my new stuffies.
here's my wishlist, is it too expensive? help me /b/
amzn com/w/CU13ZL417NN7
i'm pretty enough, right? :(
>>674791435
So fucking pretty
Probly because you don't show enough tits
tits or gtfo
tits or gtfo
And don't forget the time stamp
Googled the link, top kek get a job
>>674792873
I'm in too much pain to get a job, I can't even sleep without xanax it hurts so much :( I need a new plushie, anon
>>674792737
ok timestamp comingggg
>>674791791
thank you best anon.
>>674793176
A cheap solution to your problem is clorox bleach, but if you are too poor you can use the offbrand
>>674793471
if I add some to my wishlist will you buy it?
>>674793705
Post more pictures stupid gay
Looks like you want a bunch of toys. I'm down with that. Can buy right now.
Tits and a timestamp and we'll go from there.
Lol still no timestamp byyyyeeeee
>>674793911
>says bye
>obviously still sat in thread spamming f5 desperately
kill yourself
she said timestamp inc,
>>674794184
post kik, i'll buy you stuff
>>674794184
>half face covered
Confirmed dumb bitch
>>674794184
You forgot the tits
we said TITS AND FUCKIGN TIMESTAMP not, timestamp and your face... FAKE
>>674794303
ericaiskill
Just write it on your tits an be done with it
>>674791435
you are gorgeous
Are you this person? It comes up googling your wishlist.
https://twitter.com/tssienna
>>674794184
your wishlist includes a key for LoL for north american servers only, where are you located OP
>>674794303
>>674794724
Betas detected
tits w/ timestamp written on em or gtfo
>>674790803
Erica is that you? I thought you committed suicide?
>>674794724
thank you so much, you make me almost as happy as playdoh does
>>674794852
North America, silly
>>674791435
No you're ugly
>>674795158
>http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27130780/
>https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27236848/
kek gave up on the robots?
Awwwww she's cute she doesn't know what tits are.
>>674794184
Come cam for /b/ op
>FemanonCams
>.
>com
If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam
I have 100$ willing to use but not unless we get a timestamp and tits
Good luck finding a tool to buy you shit because you're pretty.
Tit for a tat. You want shit give us something.
Do not I repeat do not buy her anything anons
>>674791435
you are so cute, I just want to hug you forever
>>674795421
get in here
>>674795583
Yeah huh her forever buy her shit and then she makes a cuck out of you getting fucked by a pack of niggers
I tried to teach you this shit like last year, I am fuckin proud of you man
>>674794184
If you want a place to chill, come hang out in FemanonCams dot c0m
>>674795421
this
>>674795741
OP, you fuck niggers? I'm so turned off right now. I'm putting my bank card back in my wallet
OP is on cam
>>674791435
Your eyes are too far apart
Your face is asymmetric
Your eyebrows are too thin
Your neck is too small for your giant head
Your hair looks like what I pull out of my drain every month
1/7 would not fuck
Lol how cute she has a cunt so she thinks guys will buy her nice things wowwww topical bitch if I've ever seen one tits or gtfo
>>674794184
tits bitch
if you're going to attention whore and ask for gifts and shit you need to be degrading yourself
>>674790803
you are why men hate women. money grubbing whores
>>674796465
but nobody's ever done anything to help me yet :( you guys are just asking for stuff, you're very rude
>>674796576
Oh that's not true, I don't hate women. I don't like op though.
why what how when are you in pain
That's what's wrong with the world today chicks think they can have it all for nothing at least show tits its really not that fucking hard
>>674796711
I'm wasn't rude until I found out that you're a nigger lover
Stupid cunt, get a job
Drink some bleach
Your asking for stuff to right so dose that make you ruderrr
>>674797040
You have to drink a lot of household strength bleach to kill yourself though. Not a particularly effective method
>>674797282
put 4 or 5 gallons on the wish list, someone will buy it
>>674790803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
>>674796711
>help me
>go along with my begging
fuck off "op," you have to provide tits first. that's how it works.
I'm telling ya this is 4 Chan a boob shot goes a hell of a long way here and think you will make atleast 12 of us happy and the rudeness might go away and then I now a sertain someone who will be playing with playdoooo
Time stamped tits or gtfo
I think op is a shy one :-)
>>674794852
>Saving up money for medical bills
Hmmm... where in the world do you have to save up money for medical bills because they're outrageously expensive...
>>674794263
>literally posts a dumbass meme waiting image 45 seconds AFTER she posts a timestamp
/b/ is literally shit these days
I've seen these same photos posted before this is a total fucking joke. Either an uglier girl trying to get free shit or a fat nerd. Also her wishlist is under "diana" and her kik is under "erica" you guys are dumb as fuck
Not Canada must be American fagatry home of the shootings and not so free health care must be fun
>>674797814
nah, I don't even want to see her tits any more. she can shove her wishlist up her nigger loving ass
>>674798793
>fagatry
Erica has schizophrenia and autism
>>674799027
even a full blown retard knows enough not to fuck niggers
>>674790803
just become the good little whor eu were destined to be, post some nudes and ill consider buying u something
I had autism once took some cream whent right away
>>674799226
explain your mom giving birth to you then
>>674799316
>implying your welfare receiving nigger ass can afford anything
This thread is dead op is just shoveling down the bleach wow all for a boob shot how sad rip dumbalum
>>674700000
>>674800000
whoops
OP here. Please buy me stuff lol
Well your getting closer I guess but peas are not tits I don't think so anyways am I wrong /b\
>>674800297
>am I wrong /b\
your mom was wrong not to abort you
I like your eyes but I dont like how you're just another gold digging slut
>>674800250
thats not op, thats an old pic..
tits OP, come on now
you want people to buy you shit you post tits
>>674799883
you want things your have to learn to show your tits
Awww your so cute I'll buy you stuff if we can cuddle that's it
Kay this has to be a joke you have to realize that going on here asking for free shit an not giving anyone what they want even a little to get them hooked and make them want to buy ou shot is stupid how dumb are you show some tits get ur fuckin toys and be done with it ya fucking winer no one wants to see ur nasty as chick peas
>>674799799
white knighting for a slut, grats cuck
you look like you have fetal alcohol syndrome
>>674799509
she pushed me out of her birthing canal.
For reference...
>>674800838
You really look like your in "pain"
I'm so cute please buy me stuff while I fuck niggers
What the hell is going on in this thread? No way the pictures being posted are actually OP.
>>674790803
>How many of you have bought things for girls from their wishlists?
I have.
>Why did you do it?
She's my girlfriend and it was her birthday.
>>674801132
agreed. Best attempt ever to get free shit off /b/ lolol
>>674790803
U.K. Fag here why do you look 14 is this bait?
You have no power here vile succubus
I beat she sucks a mean dick with those eyes but some its would be nice even a nipple I think we have a shity teezerrrrr on awer hands
OP here. Yes it's me lol. Please buy me stuff in lieu of cuddles
>>674801305
where the fuck did you learn how to speak
>>674800735
this
>>674800787
New pic
>>674790803
We have rules here please read and follow them
e-nv-y-s-p-l-a-y-room
google that she sells some hot vids for stuff off her list
All lies she has playduuuuu in that pick what a naughty bitch
>>674801358
There's a 0% chance that's you
I honestly can't comprehend your stupidity op
>>674801305
Nigga what
>>674790803
Kill yourself
desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26248445/
Seriously take a picture of yourself with the popcorn bag behind you on your hand to prove identity then will talk cuddle bug those eyes
You're very pretty but you literally give me no reason to like you. People have to love you in order to give you stuff you silly. And there's only one way to make 4chan love you..do you really want me to say it?
Tits or gtfo
>>674802222
quadscheckem
>>674802222
checked like a motherfucker
>>674801305
>I beat she sucks a mean dick with those eyes but some its would be nice even a nipple I think we have a shity teezerrrrr on awer hands
>>674801844
Transcribed, to the best of my ability:
I bet she sucks a mean dick with those eyes.* It would be nice, even a nipple.** I think we have a shitty teaser on our hands.
*This is saying the way she looks at you while sucking your dick would be nice because of big eyes.
**He wants her to show her tits.
I think this is all weird since she looks underage.
>>674790803
yo op, some tips, you want a large number of cheaper items, like $10 and lower, and very few more expensive items. Having more expensive shit doesn't make it more likely that people will pick that stuff. if you have a lot of cheaper stuff then people will think that that's what people normally get you, and maybe want to spend a little more to stand out. only other thing is you need guys to think they have a chance with you if they buy something nice, so anonymously on an imageboard where all contact will be lost in 20 minutes isn't the best plan probably
>>674802520
>implying this isn't the best strategic maneuver for /r9k/
Ya I would like her to look at me with those eyes well she swallowed my dick I don't care really it's all the same its 4 Chan you have a problem go to fucking Reddit faggot
Absolutely never.
i have paid many many whores for sex and will keep doing so.
>because I know exactly what I'm getting for my money. and I get it.
OP here. I'm in so much pain and I'm really cute please buy me stuff
>>674802044
just google image reverse search.
>>674803670
Show the tits then. Or flap dragon. Or the pooper. With the mutha fuckin time stamp.
>>674803670
We aren't convinced that easily here. You're going to have to do better than that if you want anything from /b/
Sry you had to read that cuddle bug heuuuuuu
>>674803145
How did you require a computer and an internet connection my melanin enriched friend?
>>674802729
could be fairly effective on r9k. the best I've seen at this would join some online community, via gaming/irc etc, flirt with a few guys at the same time within a group (but not all of them) the guys she flirted with would compete with each other, and think they were doing something better than the guys who didn't get flirted with. Then after they collected a couple of things off their wishlists they'd move on. I think online games are probably the best places to look since you'll find people who have internet friends instead of irl friends and these are perfect targets.
OP hasn't been here for like 2 hours you fucking beta orbiters
Op say I'm a dirty girl with another pic and I'll think about it
I'm a dirty girl
>>674804960
bra for something off that list, nude for everything?
>>674791435
are you fucking new? Do you know the rules?
Fuck off back to redd it faggot
also, this thread is bait
>>674796321
this
>>674804960
Get a fucking wash then
Google Erica r9k you fucking tools wtf is this tumblr
>>674804960
tits or gtfo KNOW THE RULES
Fucking expect us to read your shit with no tits wtf
>>674805772
>Erica r9k
fuck i knew this was bait
>>674804960
me too. and I'm also a 52 year old maleneckbeard. just like you.
good bait faggot
>>674805996
Where are the time stamps
>>674805990
>>674805772
let these anons dream a little faggot
>>674797040
Some bleach? That little?
>>674805411
In my sports bra just for you
I think she is shy cuz she is flat chested but I find that way attractive plz pretty plz show tits you dirty dirty girl
I'm in so much pain
I found the secret /b/ros beware
Bitch looks 13
>>674806681
someone should find the `real' "erica" and force her to make the amandatodd exit tube video
How is this thread still going lol timestamp those tits or gtfo
Those fucking eyes omg she can see into my soulso loving it thanks for saying dirty girl hehe
Shut yo bitch ass up
>>674790803
Look out guys.
I've got tits buy me stuff
Fuck it, tits and I'll buy the whole list
its just an affiliate account ref=cm_sw_su_w im gonna link it so amazon will ban that bitch/fag lol have a nice day amazon
>>674807306
OP here. Buy everything on the list first and I promise I'll show you my tits
I second that credit card out
>>674794184
Hey that piece of paper is in the way of your tits.
>>674794184
Timestamp in case you missed it
>>674807577
Doesn't work that way sugartits.
Can't ask a favor for nothing.
Show legs how's that show us your real with timestamp
>>674790803
Just post tits and fuck off slag, drink bleach or something you shitty leech
>>674790803
Thos wan an r9k thread though. Same girl
>>674807577
No deal, tits first. I'm the one spending money
>>674807855
Don't ask for tits until you deliver everything on wishlist
>>674808036
>on /b/
>thinks he has power
>>674808110
You get nothing then.
Show us legs sweety
Why is anyone still talking to you our obviously just a skeezy who wants free shit an not even want to do something as little as that........ Guarentee if you buy first you'll never here from her again
>>674806681
>Strong 3/10
>you're mum must be proud of you turning into a slag when you're dad left.
>wouldn't buy anything for a leech like you
>drink some bleech and timestamp and tits and fuck off slag
DON'T DO IT BETAS THIS BITCH IS A LEBOS IN SECRET SHE JUST WANTS BETA MONEY.
>>674807855
OP here. I pwomise I'll show you tits if you buy everything on the list first ;) ;) ;) I'm shy
She's a sexy eyed princess heuuuu
>>674790803
TITS or GTFO
>>674808110
You spastic it doesn't work like that, you don't give the prostitute monney first, you cotton mouth victim of molestation, you fuck her without consent and then pull a gun a get her the fuck out of you're car
I new she was shy just makes her cuter but legs can't be that bad plz cuddle puss
>>674808993
You sexist pig fuck you
Apparently buying her shit gets her dirty little pussy wet......... 10/10 don't trust this cunt at all
>>674804960
ewhoring can be so interesting
THIS IS HOW GUYS MAKE MONEY DONT GET SCAMMED
>GET CUTE PICS OF GF
>MAKE ADVANCED TIMESTAMPS
>BF MAKES WISH LIST
>BF POST WHORES GF PICS TO BETAS
>GET FREE SHIT
>>674809073
>asks for gifts for nudes
>explain the different for receiving gifts for nudes to selling sex?
>equal rights... Fuck off you have tits slag stop trying to sell them and we might have equal rights
>>674809073
was planning on doing so in a minute
you mind providing content for me?
thx slut i like bait
>>674794184
Eh, honestly.
While this is most likely fake, i'll give you a serious answer.
There is a couple of solutions:
1) Whore yourself on the internet for money
(not so bad from the risk perspective, and you get all the attention you want)
2) Go beg on reddit or in other places where ugly people with empathy live. This can include giving false hope to faggots in real life.
The fact that there are people willing to buy stuff to girls because they think it'll increase the chances of banging them is sad. A bit funny, but sad in the end.
Now, post some tits for the advice. This shit ain't free.
basil gets many ladies
aHAHAHAHA boom bomo
>>674790803
1. Yes.
2. They were getting married and that is the traditional thing to do.
>>674808646
It's a lot easier to post tits with a timestamp than spend money.
If you lived near me prob don't I would pay for your operation and buy you whatever you wanted just to see those eyes everyday I would keep you safe and made sure nothing ever happens to you I'm a helpless romantic sweet heart
`fucking cuck is on other forums
>>674790803
nice try...
Yeah and you'll be a broke ass bigs soon I promise :3
>>674809631
That's....creepy.....
>>674809631
Don't encourage the slag.
>>674809631
its called being a faggot
>>674809032
*cuddles* ;)
I just love the battle between OP and the 4chan community
Plus keep going
Also post tips OP
>>674790803
I actually know that girl, she's my mates daughter, and I'm putting this into the police right now, take this down and stop trying to sell dank nudes, see how secure you are anon
She's a shy bunny sunny :-)
Ooooo a tattoo I see you are naughty
>>674810679
You guys do know that this is a shit post, right?
Sharpie in pooper op I highly doubt your shy you slut
We're did you go naughty bunny?
