Daily TayTay Swizzle thread 2.0.
Song Of The Day: Bad Blood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcIy9NiNbmo
TAYTAY VULT
yay
Cute coal burner, but Bawksy is the true Queen, not some worn out Hollywood slam pig.
>>674771755
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>674771897
>filename
You muscling in on my cute filenames?
>>674772047
kill yourself this is a tswift thread nigger
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>>674772047
>vlc fag
why are you here?
>>674772047
that isnt taytay
>>674772156
A few of my files are named and not numbered.
>>674772178 >>674772229
why didn't you say this when i was posting Behemoth and Marilyn Manson in the last thread?
>>674772189
>>674772351
Oh
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>>674772418
wasn't in a last thread...but you were so why are you in 2(?) swift threads shitposting? bored?
What tv shows that an American might recognize do you guys watch? Just to get some discussion
>>674772532
Really few files though so don't worry I'm not taking your spot.
>>674772699
Dubs confirm
>>674772649
>>674772670
bored to death actually
>>674772670
There was a thread before this, they start everyday at the same time, FYI.
>>674772686
I'm still watching Community and I enjoy it so if you're into that stuff.
>>674772867
>>674772895
>I'm still watching Community and I enjoy it so if you're into that stuff.
Heard of it but never watched it. What shows or kinda of comedy would you say it's like? Like 30 Rock, Arrested Development, the Office, Always Sunny, Parks and Recreation?
>>674773067
>>674773102
>2016
>there's still people that think these are real
>>674771717
>>674771883
>>674772015
>>674772029
>>674772229
>>674772372
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>>674772675
>mfw imagining if she would hit the gym and gain 20ibs of muscle to tone EVERYTHING making her tight everywhere
>>674773161
Only ever watched 3/5 of these but it's kind of like 30 Rock I guess.
>>674772989
>>674773209
Already confirmed bullshit m8.Taytay doesn't post here
>>674773184
yeah the one on the bed was debunked a while ago, not the same earlobe attachments
>>674773067
>>674773102
yeah right
>>674773372
im still keeping this picture i want to believe
>>674773343
Oooh, then I might check it out
>>674773362
nosehair
>>674773620
It resembles that the most I guess, I think it's a pretty funny show and the girls are pretty nice (though they're nowhere near TayTay)
>>674773362
ok
>>674773886
>>674773734
>though they're nowhere near TayTay
A lot of people over on /tv/ would disagree with that.
And they'd be wrong.
>>674774057
What's everyone doing? I'm bored.
is it true she's starring in part 2 of The Giver?
>>674774114
They would be. TayTay Vult!
>>674774159
Posting here and over on /tv/ while also looking up some Taytay pics to add to my collection
>>674774189
What part 2? Movie didn't make enough for that
>>674774251
Ameredith
>>674774115
>>674774159
i'm bored to death
>>674774189
There's a part 2 announced?
>>674774251
I came, thank you. <3
>>674774506
We can be bored together, I guess.
>>674774567
Lewd, anon.
>>674774745
Fapping is a solution to boredom.
>>674774567
I hope it was through mental masturbation anon, for your sake
>>674774980
Doesn't make it any less wrong.
>>674774506
>>674774487
>>>/hr/2611144
try that shit
>>674774567
sigh
>>674775123
Think he posts over there a fair bit.
>>674775123
>>674775123
But anon, I already do post there, who do you think that last post was by?
>dat trany spam again
fucking mods
>>674775123
Holy shit, nice.
>>674775471
You didn't know about the /hr/ thread?
>>674775097
Wrong? Tell me how you felt when you saw Tay's new bikini pics.
>>674775316
ok
>>674775410
idk, spooderman?
>>674775395
>>674775628
>idk, spooderman?
No silly
>>674775628
>>674775621
Sure they're perfect but I'm not betraying her over some bikini pictures come on now.
>>674775774
i still think it's spooderman who posted there last
>>674775844
>>674776084
We'll never know for sure.
>>674776084
>i still think it's spooderman
Who's spooderman?
>I want off this ride.
>>674776280
hop off the feels train anon
>>674773209
>>674773608
>pic related is moot calling this guy out and him disappearing and deleting his pic etc
sorry but taytay isnt a /b/tard
>>674776280
But anon, the ride never ends.
>>674776084
>>674776172
ok
>>674775855
>Sure they're perfect
How so? Did they make you feel something?
>>674776493
Yes. Envy.
post feet you faggots
>>674776625
Closest thing I have
>>674776431
>>674776262
spiderman drawn in ms paint idk, it became a meme. just do a google search
>>674776280
she's nearing 30 years of age, you really think she'd want to be single?
>>674776894
>nearing 30
She's only just turned 26 anon, jeez.
>>674776894
>>674776574
Is that all? Dishonesty is true betrayal. I'm always honest with the Queen.
how much is a Taylor Doll?
>>674776894
>tfw Taytay will try and get pregnant in the next 3 years cause her biological clock is ticking
At least the father'll be a manmore
>>674777045
hahahhaha nice meme XDDDDD LOOOOLLLL
>>674777045
F U N N Y M E M E S
>>674777176
at least its accurate....not tits, no ass.
>>674777176
More than you can afford
>>674777025
what does 26 round up to?
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>>674773102
it was always real. you can tell it's the same dog
http://www.refinery29.com/2015/09/94319/taylor-swift-dog-video
>>674777125
I'm honest, I have no desire to jerk it though she looks really fucking good in the bikini pics.
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>>674777349
True but come on now she still has a few years to go.
>>674777512
>>674777779
What even is that filename.
>>674777406
You don't want to because you're dishonest.
I mean, you're... body was honest when you saw them, right?
>>674777779
>two off
Taytay's such a tease
>>674777779
>yfw you didnt get >>674777777
>>674777527
>True but come on now she still has a few years to go.
>few years to go
>few years
>few
>>674777349
>>674778033
>>674777963
What's your point anon?
>>674778213
>>674778128
ok
>>674778033
>few
few means 'not many'.
a few means 'some'.
So yes.
>>674778021
Reminder
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>>674778543
good thing i also love her
>>674778373
>>674778393
ok
Man forces Taylor Swift to jog backwards
>>674778322
The Queen makes you aroused, and that's okay.
>>674778662
>tfw Taytay was so done with the paparazzi that she walked a trail backwards to avoid them taking front pics of her
>>674778638
What are your filenames.
>>674778708
Sure, jerking off is not though.
>>674778638
>>674777377
what a fucking number.
also it's true.
>>674772775
Where did you go anon?
Yo where's the Kaylor Love at??
>>674778901
bohemian rhapsody lyrics anon
>>674778958
>>674778901
It's only natural. Why is it not disrespectful when you get hard because of her, but it's disrespectful if you touch it?
>>674779200
KAYLOR HYPE
Taylor Swift is like a bean pole. She needs to hit the squats pronto!
>>674778638
>stop me
It's "stone me" m8
Get the lyrics right
>>674771502
fucking cringe
>>674779200
Not here.
Self insert don't work with lesbians unless you're a chick yourself
>>674779250
You're in luck today anon
>>674779209
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>>674779209
I should have known but I didn't. At least it's a lot more original than mine.
>>674779217
She wouldn't want us to. She would wants us to be classy and formal, quite like herself.
>>674771502
Fuck off and die.
>>674779460
I guess. They're just so cute.
>>674779722
Image limit, new thread?
>>674779291
i honestly can't get all the lyrics right without looking it up on the interwebs.
>>674779471
>>674779517
not really, since i just put song lyrics in my filenames
>>674779578
>on /b/
>demanding someone to do something
I'm sure that'll work :^)
>>674779190
sorry just getting caught up in stuff. not 400 store front captchas
>>674779722
limit new thread please
>>674779806
I'm up for it if everyone else is
>>674779517
How do you know? How is getting hard classy, but fapping not? I think the Queen would want you to be happy in the privacy of your room.
>>674779851
this made my shekel kekel
The samefagging in this thread.
>>674779902
Maybe you'll understand in a few years anon. It just feels wrong.
Anyway, new thread incoming.
>>674779902
queen? i think its time you took your meds
>>674779722
They're adorable together. Also, nice dubs.
>>674780038
its just two guys using multiple devices
>>674779902
Not that anon but an erection is a natural reaction to seeing Taytay's perfection. Masturbation however is giving in too much to animalistic urge and prizing Taytay as a sexual object to gain satisfaction from rather than an object of worship. Masturbate to other girls and porn, but not to the goddess.
>>674780157
how is she perfect? she has no tits or ass....unless when you say perfection its the perfect trap fantasy?
>>674780157
This guy words it perfectly.
New thread:
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>>674780292
Shitposter please leave
>>674773102
Confirmed fags, its her
>>674780349
il see you in the next thread, faggot