Wife's cheating on me.
But, we're poor and have no car and we have a joint bank account and I can't take out any money over $100 without her being with me.
What do guys, I think I'm fucked.
Do you have/seen evidence that she is cheatin'?
sounds like yer fucked ya cuck
>>674680770
Rip her guts out
>having a joint bank account with anyone other than your wife
Nigga you got what you deserved. Now start a second bank account and dump you paychecks into that from now on. Stupid niggers.
>step.1 get another bank account
>step 2. Transfer funds or direct deposit over so no additional money gets sent there.
>step 3 get receipts of your pay stubs etc. To prove what money you put in.
>step 4. Withdraw your cash with lawyer.
>step 5. Leave
Picture not related, obviously
>>674681256
Are you fucking retarded? reread faggot
>>674680770
what a shitty knife, you'd do more with that buttplug flashlight.
>>674680983
She admitted it and I have multiple people she's friends with have said its been going on for a year.
>>674681699
>stab
>twist blade
>victim bleeds out
What's so shitty about it?
>>674680770
>can't take out more than $100 without her being with you
false, no bank does that
>>674682067
You can't twist any other blade ever? That thing is impossible to conceal. Fuck that "knife".
>>674682000
If you won't forgive, then do things like this:
-If you have a layer, then get them on the phone ASAP before she does
>>674681406
That ^
Don't just start pulling money out of the account because you would look like the bad-guy to any court.
Make that other bank account NOW and make direct deposit for your checks into there when you can.
>>674681613
Consider the following: Surgeons never fucking work alone. Every knife wound requires a team of surgeons.
>>674682297
Joint bank account requires us both to take out money, atm limit is $100.
I guess I could take out $100 every day for a week... But she looks at the accounts almost every night.
>>674680770
Have you tried making a lot of $99.99 withdrawals?
>>674680770
GET A LIFE, ASSHOLE.
>>674682297
Tenancy by the Entirety
http://finance.zacks.com/put-restrictions-joint-bank-account-11439.html
"The account features the right of survivorship and may require two signatures for withdrawals."
You can set many restrictions.
>>674680770
time to get a fucking job, OP
>>674680770
>>674680770
Want to know how to make a cheap version of that dagger? Get a normal knife, stab someone, then twist the knife. I swear to god people are retards.
>>674680770
When i see Op Post pictures that i see on fb reposted On /b/ Part of me Dies inside.
>>674680770
"To make sure neither spouse makes off with the couple's money, spouses can freeze all of the joint accounts and make sure that the bank doesn't allow any transactions (withdrawals, automatic payments, and so on) without authorization from both spouses." Found that on a legal site, lock the account, freeze it so she doesn't try anything.
"Your spouse's motivation for taking the money can become highly relevant when it comes to joint accounts. While courts tend to frown on pre-emptive strikes aimed at leaving the non-withdrawing spouse too broke to hire an attorney, it may find it permissible to "clean out" the account to catch up on past-due marital bills or prevent the repossession of marital property. Other legitimate needs, such as self-support by an unemployed homemaker spouse or hiring an attorney, could affect whether or not the non-withdrawing spouse gets reimbursed."
If she cleans out and makes a good excuse as bills and debt during marriage, then you can be overlooked.
>>674682811
Try withdrawing, sometimes tellers don't pay attention
>>674683485
I still think making a bunch of $99.99 withdrawals is a good idea.
>>674682067
You don't need to twist that knife. The knife is designed to leave a gaping hole so the victim bleeds out regardless of twisting
>>674683680
can take it to gunfight?
>>674683477
She isn't leaving she keeps saying she still wants to be with me, but she's at his house right now. My stepfather saw them at a diner and texted me asking if I knew that she was with him.
>>674683848
go beat dudes ass. Why do u need to ask us for advice? Your first idea is to take your own money out? Go Find dude and beat the shit out of him, infront of her is better. You dont mow another mans lawn
>>674683848
She sounds like a lying bitch. "I wana stay, but let me have fun and dine with him and stay with him" She is setting something secret up, probably finding a way to take from you and leave to him. Sorry for this happening to you, but time to Vulcan up and leave emotions for after everything is done. Do what is needed and lock the accounts, get a lawyer, and get divorce papers.
>>674683848
You are a moron. You deserve everything you get.
>get a lawyer
>freeze accounts until a proper settlement, don't get caught on the bad end
>until then gather and liquidate as much of her valuables as u can for cash, make sure destory all record s of her owing it, IE receipts photos
>end leases on shared home
>get ur own place, move out to a bachelor pad in the single area of a city
>cut ties fast and silently
>move States y not
Not will cut her deeper
Cant help you with your problem but I've been trying to find that knife for months. Thanx OP, heres a bump.
> change any direct deposits ASAP
Leave her homeless
>>674684837
Sounds like a good plan for OP. But it seems he is too poor for bachelor pad from not owning car (I am guessing it is because of lack of money)
>>674683848
>>674683848
Get as much money out of the account as you can, get all the expensive items out of your house, rent a uhaul and storage locker (or just pawn it), and fucking leave it at that.
I bet u live in a trailer
Just drive off
>>674682297
Winar
>>674680770
Get hard evidence of the cheating. Recorded confession, photos, etc. Once you have that file for divorce and put a freeze onto your accounts. If you have proof of infidelity it should keep her from getting shit during the divorce but since it is a joint bank account unless you have documentation of what you put in and what she put in then she is going to be entitled to half of it.
