Waifu claiming thread. Version 14.44
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Vinyl claimed
Sylvie here
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Rem claimed
>>674629585
Charades is pretty great as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdljueEdGBo
Red Claimed.
Came back at the right time
Holy shit they are real
>>674629585
Nothing is better then the Spanish Inquisition.
>Crusader Anon
>>674629933
someone should remake the poll with multiple votes disabled this time. All dis propaganda, with nowhere to vote
Sanya Claimed
>Best German CV claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boNRVXR7bqg
>some classic ?
>>674629585
>>674629518
Fucking Miniatures.
>>674630052
I second this
>>674630052
I will make it. Who are the candidates running for fuhrer?
>>674630115
This song is a great classic in my opinion.
>>674630253
I am, Crusader Anon
>>674630172
That shit is great
Sup. Thanks for the thread Syndra
>>674629585
We all do have some great taste here, huh?
I enjoy talking to you guys too! I've made some great friends here
>>674629631
>>674629787
>>674629829
>>674629833
>>674629836
>>674629851
>>674629883
>>674629933
>>674629995
>>674630091
>>674630115
>>674630198
Welcome back!
>>674630361
Forgot song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrBDcQq2DM
>>674630052
>>674630253
>>674630386
Thanks yet again Anon.
What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-KgnSs2HnM
Hello everyone
>>674630253
I'm in. Although I probably won't even vote for myself
>>674630665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrBDcQq2DM
>Crusader Anon
>>674630749
Hey Ruri, how are you doing?
>Crusader Anon
>>674630253
I am. Lost my propaganda in the hard drive wipe.
But know this, dear anon. I was the first to create it. I am a proven leader, liberating an entire world from the oppression of a tyrannical corporation, who enslaved and murdered everyone. My opponent, Syndra, has a history of mass murder, and revolt against authorities. She even murdered the one man who tried to care for her. Is this who we really want leading /waifu/?
As for Crusader anon, the last thing we need is a religious zealot dictating what we do. We tried that in the holy crusades, and all we got out of it was radical muslims that we still suffer from today.
holy fuck, google "how to convince your mom to sleep with you"
>dank results
UMARU CLAIMED
>>674630749
Hey Ruri! How've you been?
>Stocking is now out of work! He'll be on soon!
>>674630665
https://youtu.be/sgpa7wEAz7I
Final call for entry into the election
Vote for me, I Crusader Anon will create a Kingdom of Jerusalem and kick out the Jews and Muslims from the Holy land, but this can only be achived if you for me.
>>674629883
It is! Serj has great songs. I'd love another SOAD album, though
>>674629995
>>674630172
I need those miniatures!
>>674630386
>We all do have some great taste here, huh?
Damn right we do!
>I've made some great friends here
Comfy threads, great music and great anons, what's not to love?
>>674630665
I don't know what made me remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIt6KCwlFPw
>>674630749
Hi qt!
>>674630253
I'm in. Gotta have meme candidates for the lulz!
>>674630881
Tl;dr version- Vote for Syndra
>>674630052
Might be fun. Sure.
claim ganondorf
>>674631113
Same here, they are great looking.
>Crusader Anon
>>674631069
>Dead Kennedys
I like
>>674631184
>>674631076
Here we go then
CAST YOUR VOTES.
http://strawpoll.me/7118589
>>674630926
What the fuck?
>>674631113
>Comfy threads, great music and great anons, what's not to love?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrBDcQq2DM
>>674631392
Remember a vote for Crusader Anon is a vote closer to a Kingdom of God.
>>674630926
wOAH
>>674631392
>No tenryuu
Good evening guys.
How was your day?
Noire Claimed.
>>674631392
>I was too late
>>674631532
Anon pls
>>674630412
>>674631296
My older brother use to drop me off to middle school blaring them in his old Malibu use to be embarrassing but i ended up liking them but he went into the army and left a few years back.
>>674631113
>Comfy threads, great music and great anons, what's not to love?
Exactly. It's like a little enclave of kindness and community within the cancer that is /b/
>Someone linked me this kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAEQvlaZgKY&ab_channel=ILikaDa
>>674631633
It was filled with deus vult, how about you?
>Crusader Anon
>>674631392
Will decide final outcome in 10 minutes time.
>>674631392
Much smaller than I expected.
Crusader will lead us on the righteous path.
>>674630926
>>674631692
>Someone linked me this kek
>telegram
>>674630840
Hello Crusade anon, I'm alright, trying to figure out what to do prepare for dinner.
How about you?
>>674631060
Heyo Ruby, I'm glad to know he's coming, I'm sure he has been really busy recently.
>>674631113
>Hi qt!
Please, Emi.
>We both know you're the qtest.
>>674631392
>>674630926
I don't get it, it's just sending me to a normal page, nothing weird
>>674630881
this. I dont want a religious leader, nor do I want a psychotic murderer.
>>674630926
I don't know how I should feel about this.
>>674631662
Blind as fuck sr
>Voted for Ruby
>Hug ?
>>674631392
I didn't vote for myself but I have a vote
>>674631926
probably using bing, use googly instead
>>674632001
No problem Anon, I have those fuck ups almost every day.
>>674631392
Praise the lord, heathens!
>>674630926
haht daem
>>674632056
WOAH WOAH WOAH HOLY SHIT
>>674629631
claimed
http://forums.afraidtoask.com/topic/17415/i-have-a-computer-fetish/4
>>674629833
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooooooooou
>>674631692
Kek
That video is awesome.
>>674631745
Pretty fine thanks, nothing to worry about.
Went to the supermarket this afternoon and bought some beers, and a new pack of tea
>>674631663
What do you think of Punk in general?
I dont know shit about the genre, I just sometimes listen to some of the classic bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiUiKjH2IWE
>>674631532
You should post the best version bby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tojicre_Qe8
>>674631692
>a little enclave of kindness and community within the cancer that is /b/
>tfw non-cancer threads are a minority
Sad
Also, that fucking "song"... kek'd hard
>>674631837
>We both know you're the qtest.
Is this when I blush? Because I blushed...
>pic related
>>674630115
>German
>CV
>>674630926
FOOKIN EBIN LAD
>>674630926
Claimed
>>674632352
>New pack of tea
I greatly approve of that, also glad that you are fine.
>Crusader Anon
>>674631752
Four minutes until final desicion.
>>674631184
We shall build a great wall and make spiderman pay for it!
>>674632349
You can't handle the pats!
>claiming Yume
whats going on this time? still some crusading thingy?
>>674632609
Why build a wall when you can take over the holy land?
>Crusader Anon
>>674631692
That was amazing.
>>674632666
Satanic head pats
>>674632592
Make /waifu/ vreat again. Vote for syndra
Vote for Crusader Anon, I am going to create a Kingdom of God for all of us.
ONE MINUTE UNTIL DECISION
>>674632755
Why not bouth?
Thats right!
>Was in top
>Now in second place
Guys do you not want a Kingdom of God or a Crusade? Come on it will be fun.
>>674632586
I bought the tea for Deus Vult comrade.
>>674630926
i think i just lactated
>>674633033
At this rate we will both lose, how about a joint goverment?
>>674633084
That is good to hear.
>Crusader Anon
>>674632937
WE HAVE A WINNER.
Welcome Red as Der Führer
>>674629631
>>674630926
>>674631837
Don't worry about it. Works just taken a but outta him was all
>>674631830
Kek. Didn't wanna make it too apparent
>>674632001
>Voted for Ruby
T-thank you Graf
>Hugs
>>674632361
/b/ had been bad for a while sadly. Especially after moot left.
I'm glad we have this space
I gotta go. I'll be back in an hour or so! It's been real guys! See ya soon!
>>674630926
oh jesus
>>674633219
I refuse, I will eliminate this goverment filled with heathens, DEUS VULT
>>674633219
Time to start building that fucking wall
Even wrote a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8c17upEwM
>>674633462
Forgot image.
>>674633219
I have 3 votes and I voted for Red. I'm surprised I even got 1 vote
>>674633277
cya later Ruby!
>>674633528
God damn heathen, I demand a Crusade,
>>674633591
I was surprised that I got any votes.
>Crusader Anon
>>674633219
>
>>674633462
All hail Der Führer!
>People exults in the background
>>674633277
Have a nice night Ruby.
>Crusader Anon
>>674633462
>red actually has a song about building a wall
I chose correctly.
>>674633800
nice dubs nigger
>>674633792
Fuck you, you can't tell me what to do! Especially regarding Crusader-anon
>>674630926
OH MY GOD
H
M
Y
G
O
D
>>674633717
Your holy crusade failed the first time, it will fail again. Come get some.
>>674633879
>>674634081
>>674630926
>>674633717
I call that the poll has been tampered with!
what's her name,and the name of the anime?
>>674633789
Geben Respekt auf der heiligen Führer, mein Bruder
anorexia claimed
Will go to bed now, gotta do a lot of shit later this day
>Obligatory ''this is what I'm listening to''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUKfbgp4p-4
>>674634081
The First Crusade was successful.
>>674634325
I agree, I was expecting Syndra to win but I got close, I say the heathen used some black magic.
>>674630926
gettin' a tight sphincter here lads
>>674634399
Suiseiseki from Rozen Maiden
>>674634566
Good night!
>>674634580
Islam still exists though.
>>674634566
Good night pony
>>674634811
moompie
>>674634566
Have nice dreamns Anon.
>>674634766
You can't hope to remove an entire religion, even Hitler failed at that.
>Crusader Anon
>>674634744
thank's bro really apreciate it.
u still a weabo tho
>>674634811
Best
>>674634996
No problem man!
>>674634811
Top moo
>>674630926
Ayy
I miss Atago
>claimed
>>674635245
God, this show is so damn pleasant to look at
>>674635245
We all do... nice anon and nice tiddies...
And welcome back Galko!
>>674634566
Gute Nacht
>nice songo
>>674634580
New anon her ?
>Admiral do u build a new ship ?
>>674634917
Moo.
>>674635183
Bestbro.
>>674635184
Best moo.
Took some ibuprofen, fuck that spelling, for my muscle so it doesn't hurt any more.
Well it's time for me, I am heading out to crusade, have a nice day lads.
>tfw lost photoshop
how the fuck do I use GIMP. These tools are awful. Doesn't give me near enough freedom in the transform tool. Makes it impossible to get this done right.
>>674635872
Good night Crusader-anon!
>>674635721
The spelling is right. What happened to your muscle?
>>674635553
That's right, but you may know my sisters.
>>674635721
Bestest moo
>>674635872
Bye!
I feel like im gonna pass out at any minute now. Ill be back later.
>>674636228
cya Syndra!
>>674636129
Yeah I used spell check, I think I said earlier but its just a small section of my upper left pectoral that just started hurting out of nowhere today apparently from working out like 2 or 3 days ago. I don't know why my muscle is so retarded but it felt like I was being stabbed and obviously if it feels like you're being stabbed in your chest you can't breath too well so I shut that shit down before it got any worse.
>>674636228
Bustiest moo.
>>674635495
Thanks Emi
>>674635446
It really is
>>674635872
Bye Crusader Anon
>Deus Vult
>>674636228
Bye Syndra
>>674635872
>>674636228
Cya Crusader, Syndra. Good luck in the next regime.
Bellona claimed
>>674635872
Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified, brother.
Farewell.
>>674629631
Harley Quinn best waifu.
All others aren't loyal enough.
>>674633800
Nice dubs Crusader-nigger anon.
Ikaros Claimed
>>674635872
>>674636228
Gute Nacht !
>>674636169
Im sorry but i dont meet any of your sister tho
>>674633800
Nice double watermelons nigger
>>674636646
Yes, the pec thing. It's pretty common actually, you shouldn't worry too much, it's your muscle fucking with you a little. If after a few days of exercise gets worse, go to the doc just in case. But again, I would not worry too much about it, just take paracetamol if it happens again (I prefer paracetamol over ibuprofen to treat pain unrelated to inflammation)
Ahri Claimed
This counts right?
>>674637299
Oh...
Well, I hope everyone is having a nice day/Night ^^
Just chilling here with some music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifvd57oV3Ng
>>674637507
>
>>674637635
Nah I'm not worried about it at all, just means that one specific spot is definitely getting stronger. That's all getting stronger is, your muscles literally tear themselves down leading to soreness then build themselves back up stronger in anticipation you're going to be doing whatever it is you did again.
I've just always taken ibuprofen and it works and doesn't have any side effects on me. I can feel it trying to start up again but I wont take anything unless it gets as bad as it was, I don't take pills for just every little thing like some people, I have to be in serious pain or know that its only going to get worse for me to want to take a pill.
>>674638340
why would you eat a good watermleon
>>674638339
>I hope everyone is having a nice day/Night ^^
I do!
>Dat song
Can we agree that everything sounds fucking great in French? Like, silk for your ears.
Obligatory claim.
>>674638815
Glad to hear ^^
>everything sounds fucking great in French
I guess this is why they call it the love speech.
>>674638895
Hey Hand-kun!
How's going so far? ^^
>>674638895
Welcome
>>674638895
Hi Handman
>>674638815
>Can we agree that everything sounds fucking great in French?
French sounds like shit and you know it.
Fuck that language. The only language worse to listen to is ching-chong Chinese.
Guess who just got their internet back?
Ebola-Chan claimed, what did I miss?
>>674639082
Alright, just sitting here right now enjoying the fruits of racism, antisemitism, sexism, and some other fun things.
Thanks for asking, you?
>>674639206
Heyo, Yuuko. Day go well?
>>674639438
Heyo, man. How's your day so far?
>>674639511
>Me gustaría diferir, querido anónimo.
>>674638895
Hi Hando Kun !
>>674639511
There's nothing wrong with Chinese.
>>674638895
Hello tiddygrasper.
>>674639786
Mandarin and Cantonese sound like shit. Fuck.
Freshman year in college I there were like fifteen chinks on my floor, all from mainland China. That whole language sounds like shit. Fucking ching-chongs.
>>674639718
It's been boring, I feel out of it today. How have you been?
>>674639722
kek
>>674638647
>Bestbro is all about those gainz
You are well on your way to /fit/ness I see
Before it starts, move a little so your muscle doesn't go nuts on you, tell that pec who's boss.
Great to hear you aren't one of those who takes pills like sweets
>>674638895
Hi there, hand-kun! Health's any better?
>>674639082
>I guess this is why they call it the love speech.
And they are absolutely right. I must say I've heard women speaking French and
I could listen to them for hours
>>674639511
That is objectively wrong
>>674639722
>Espera, ¿qué?
>P-pero eso no es francés...
>>674639696
Welcome back!
>>674639984
I've watched dozens of movies in Chinese and it never bothered me.
French on the other hand..
>>674639718
Good. I ate chinese.
Your health still in steady incline?
>>674640328
Thanks.
>>674639718
I guess that's what /b/ was made for.
>kek
Everything is fine thanks, I'm just chilling here on the thread while listening to some music.
ive been doing nothing but playing vidya
>>674640533
hey mugi
>>674640533
Living the dream*
FTFY
>Hi Mugi
>>674640533
How have you been doing?
>>674639749
Hey man, nice beer holders. Day going well?
>>674639790
I grasp them only to try and fill in the void though. Kek, drink any milk lately?
>>674640195
Feeling a lot better now considering I just woke up from my daily pass out. Thanks for asking, sorry your day was boring. At least it's Friday man, hope you enjoy your weekend.
>>674640328
Yeah, starting to feel better. No worries. Your day go well?
>>674640421
Mmm, Chinese is always good. It's getting better, no worries. Glad you're doing good.
>>674640510
Glad to hear it man, also listening to music. Hope your weekend goes well.
>>674640328
All waifuists should be able to princess carry their waifus, also I kind of need to be fit for the job I want.
Nah I hate taking pills or getting shots or any of that crap.
>>674640533
Same.
>>674640904
Always.
>>674640659
>>674640720
>>674640786
hi guys!
pretty alright. todays friday so thats all i really care about
Scylla claimed
>>674629631
i used to fuck a waifu.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>674641148
Alright, that is good to hear.
>>674641151
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>674640991
>3,759 metric tons
FUG
Does anyone want some hugs?
>>674641164
>waifu
>sex
Why lie anon
>>674641418
Better start lifting now.
-Holstaur image.
>>674640991
>All waifuists should be able to princess carry their waifus
A M E N
M
E
N
>I kind of need to be fit for the job I want
Hmmm... you're either becoming a boxer fighter or you're joining the Army
>Emi
>>674641495
>ebola chan caps the thread
it's all ogre now.
>image cap
New thread?
>>674641602
It's all Ebola now*
>>674641148
Sounds good.
>>674640904
Thanks man
>>674641495
Yes
>Galko
>>674640904
I think it couldn't go better ^^
Now, why the fuck is this in my reccomended youtube videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
>Mfw it's the same song from alpaca's video
>Noire
>>674641886
i love that song :^)
>Mugi
>>674641794
*Hugs*
Anyone else want some hugs?
>Ebola Chan
>>674629631
yuck dude get help
New bread?
new thread when???
Someone had to do it
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>Emi
>>674642505
And I fucked up
>>674642434
>>674642434
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