New YLYL threadhomemade edition
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New YLYL thread
>homemade edition
>>674579572
>>674579704
I really, really, really like this image
>>674579572
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>674579572
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
I find this amusing because someone legitimately means this to be true
>>674579458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9BzA_0TLBs
>>674580925
can i sav this ?
>>674582128
save it, it's all yours my friend :^)
>>674579572
Kek, lost
>>674584100
Moar
>>674584100
keeper
i made this image all by myself please don't steal it
>>674584100
>installing VLC
>>674584817
lmao
>>674584766
Get this autism outta here
>>674579839
I see what you did there.
>>674585443
that's cringe, man
>>674579458
Two posturing pretty boys.
>>674584817
topkek
>>674584817
god damn it why did i laugh
>>674585827
kek
This is my girlfriend
>>674585827
Wtf is this unfunny shit
>>674584930
Done
>>674586215
lmao epic gold!
>>674586386
You're reading it wrong
>>674586333
Cringey as fuck
>>674584363
>HEY GOYS
kek
>>674586617
it is not funny no matter how it is read
>>674585443
>afrozodiac
>>674586692
Isn't she beautiful tho?
OC
If you steal expect to get backtraced.
> be me young kid 9
> me and my friend baby are walking to school
> parents named her baby idk why
> she's a bit aggressive she like to play hit
> certain things set her off like if you don't answer how she wants
> and me foster home my old parents were abusive never been told I was loved
> I also have a speech problem I repeat my words sometimes
> baby asks if I'm her friend I say yes of course
> asks if I really like her
> I say idk she seems a bit displeased with that answer
> she punches my arm andnit hurts
> grab arm in pain
> she asks if I want to date her and if we are in love
> wtfisthat.jpeg
> say idk she punches me again
> I cry out in pain
> what is love
> baby don't hurt me
> don't hurt me
> no more
>>674584211
everyone likes the black ones??
>>674587381
YOU FUCKER
>>674587194
Good how to fucking screencap this looks retarded and it isn't even funny to make up for the bad quality
>>674585744
i like this one
>>674587517
dude who is that/what event? is there video footage?
>>674587755
And bananas are?
>>674587381
Well done
>>674588463
>>674587700
Checked those double dubs
>>674584600
she's busting out of her cloths
>>674585443
>>674585827
>>674587194
>>674587369
>>674587457
I'm gonna need some context
>>674588400
kekd and checked
>>674579839
thanks Lori
>>674588400
>/k/GetsAVisitor.jpg
OC taken from a TV in a bar. I laughed uncontrollably for about half an hour.
>>674588655
Cringe worthy LOLcow on my game server
Also admitted to wanting to fuck his own cousin
>>674588463
lmao
>>674588806
Gotchya. You're just going along for the keks
>>674588672
>>674588946
>>674587700
> be a miner in africa I'm white
> meet super hot girl 8/10
> she has a numbered bar code tattoo
> I talk to her and get to know her she says she wants her tattoo removed
> but we never say our names idk why she gives me her number and walks away
> later I get a call from my boss
> he tells me I haven't met my quotas for "hiring" new people
> this is your typical child and slave labor mine I capture people and turn them into mining slaves
> have to think of something otherwise ill be shot
> lightbulb.mp3
> I call the 8/10 and tell her we should meet again tomorrow she agrees and she tells me her name is jenny
> I see her and her tattoo with the numbers on it
> jenny I got your number
> I'm gonna make you mine
> jenny don't change your number
> 867-5309
>>674588946
He's not the only one causing a shit storm on the server.
Server extremely small so hard to hide once you've drawn attention to yourself
Dump?
>>674585744
That's unkind to people with no drawing skills. Frankly, I'm triggered.
>>674586210
worth the read
>>674589369
I hope you're a troll
>>674588746
There, not flipped. Nice. Real nice
>>674589469
I hope your happy for triggering him. you cis scum
>>674589359
>>vomits
>>674581328
Fuck, I have to watch Austin Powers now
>>674579458
He really loves the cock
>>674587580
>everyone likes the black jelly beans
No....no one likes them.
>>674587661
lost why
>>674586210
Fucking hilarious
>>674589396
dontskiplegday.jpg
>>674586210
Lost
>>674589828
are you getting fresh with me son?
>>674589396
never skip legs day
>>674586333
>Having a gf
Also
>Checked
>>674590043
You win this Internet, fellow ylyl friend
>>674585443
>>674585827
>>674587194
>>674587369
>>674587457
>>674589137
Just press print screen ffs.
>>674589568
Give my ass hole a hickey
>>674588672
stupid americans and their walls made of styrofoam.
>>674589548
what's the fucking point then
>>674590233
maybe you go back to tumblr you cis scum women hating bigot
>>674586215
lol 89238474628374827.png
>>674590188
I'm lazy and that requires more work then snapping a pic with my phone
>>674588666
Kek Satan
>>674588672
Wooden house. kekked
>>674590479
Fuck off.
>>674590139
The whole internet or just part of it?
>>674590188
>ctrl+prt sc
you dumb fuck.
>>674590597
only one internet duh newfag
>>674590362
troll more softly
>>674586215
i dont get it...
>>674590568
Get mad
>>674586546
lost lol
>>674590043
I don't get how this is funny, can someone explain?
>>674581328
Can someone tell me what the source of this
>Don't X me or my Y again
thing is?
>>674586210
damn near literally lost my shit, holy kek
>>674590837
I didn't laugh.
>>674589396
>>674590734
feels bad man
been here before, pacific northwest has so many skinwalker stories, ive seen some weird shit out here.
>>674586546
lost softly
>>674587226
down with that. She's hot
>>674590914
Mario 64 i think or some game from that era
>>674588655
How could you possibly need context for this?
oh my god, im dead inside
>>674591476
>>674579572
oh man i really thought this shit had died down
this is literally the worst thing on the internet
>>674591634
>>674583755
the two pictures should be reversed, would work better
>>674590479
Take the time to make a screenshot and there's more chance of it being reposted. Faggot
>>674591725
>>674587529
fuck, I lose everytime to this
>>674587381
saved!
nice, anon
>>674586215
EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!!!
>>674590296
>>674590525
That's a fucking drywall
>>674588672
dadsgonnabepissed.jpeg
>>674585564
>01/05/2016
>it's from the future!
>>674591818
I might be a faggot but the only person it's bothering is you
>>674588666
Nice trips Satan
>>674591212
I'm glad the Midwest doesn't have that kinda shit.
But sleep paralysis is fucking terrifying though.
>>674591060
Terp keke
>>674592184
japs are fucking weird as fucking fuck
>>674585564
how is this funny?
>>674592027
>>674591476
Is this from the Varsity Clubhouse? My friend worked there and there was a mexican guy in kitchen who whittled dongs that looked exactly like this
>4th grade
>me and couple friends shove a whole box of skipping ropes down a school toilet
>clogs the fuck out of the entire sewer for the school
>principal of the school finds out
>then she finds out it was us because we signed our names when we got the box of skipping ropes from the sport classroom
>entire toilet block was fucked up, toilets had to be closed, everyone had to hold it in or just piss themselves
>she yells at us for about 30 minutes about how much a new toilet block will cost
>collapses while yelling
>oh shit
>she was about 70 years old
>ambulance is called
>she's pronounced dead at the scene from a heart attack
>me and my friends are shitting their pants thinking we're going to go to jail
>police come and get a statement from us the next day
>oh SHIT
>we're fucked
>funeral is held at school assembly so we just sat there sweating for an hour while people stared at us
>everyone is fucking shooting us these death stares
>friend tells me he has a good idea
1/3
cont?
>>674592483
Sauce?
>>674592510
Not entirely sure of the sauce bro
>>674592790
>>674592747
Dunno found it on here mate
>>674590914
Some weeaboo on tumblr posted an anime character with a crappily edited smaller version standing next to him with those words as a caption.
Like every meme out there, it was run into the ground about 10 minutes before it even became popular.
>>674591295
Wrong, fuckwit.
>>674590837
KEK!!!!!!!!!!
>>674579857
I laughed. Therefore I lost
Well played anon
>>674584817
kek
>>674593136
>>674592006
still shows the inferiority of american products.
notice how the dick is intact though.
Gotta make sure they don't break off in your asses while your 300 pound landwhile women are cucking you with niggers.
>>674593432
Didn't laugh but that's cool af
>>674579458
brofresco is this you?
>>674593320
>>674580892
Fucking dying
>>674590912
this
>>674593609
>saves screencap of picture's filename instead of saving picture and using filename
>>674593714
>>674593714
lmfao
>>674579458
>2016
>"homemade"
>do you not know what "oc" means?
>op is fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB8UByG3ncw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh0yyE5NEuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygsoHpbkiXU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvCx9Z_E8U4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HaTS-YbY-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29nyEXOZwcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CcXWNFg5j4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv-hwhKNn70&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEM8tqBFCbk
>>674592601
absolutely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAfhPOlLJB8
this guy, though lmao
>>674590479
>>674589137
What is that program with the anime face at the bottom?
>>674584100
Inb4 vlc
>>674593914
>>674586333
>angle
>angel
>>674594185
You are almost 1 1/2 hours late.
>>674590837
i didnt ask for feels
>>674594185
Like an hour late, fag.
>>674584275
Trajectory is wrong, have some pride in your work nigger.
>>674594022
chek'd
2/3
>i visit friends house that afternoon
>principal death is on tv
>we sit outside and talk
>he tells me he knows a really good idea to get us out of this shit
>he dials the local crimestoppers number
>tells the lady on the phone he knows what really happened to the school principal
>doesn't even try to disguise his voice
>lady puts on this faggot condescending voice
>'so what happened then little boy'
>she wuz assasinated
>even i thought it was a good idea at the time
>schedules an interview with police
>ok now this is a really really bad idea
>hitting him while he's on the phone
>hangs up
>'what are you hitting me for dude i got us out of this'
>police will remember us you dork
>he shits
>tell him he's an idiot and go home
>next day get a phone call from him
>'hey dude the police are at my house, they want to talk to all of us'
>start walking to his house
>drag my feet the whole way and fuck around hoping they will give up and just leave
>too bad he lives about 2 streets away
>get there in 15 minutes
>sitting in bushes outside his house next to police car
>dont know what to do
>go up to front window
>his mom is crying her eyes out
>he looks like he's about to pass out
>his dad is standing over one of the policemen with a bat
>uh oh
>>674594102
The game this guy plays.
Not worth playing
>>674585721
kek lost
>>674584600
Single mom with that cringey kangaroo pouch and unnecessarily large hoop earrings.
>>674586333
Trips don't lie you cannot deny.
>>674594335
o shi
>>674592949
as funny as this is, the ass to ass guy was in a wheelchair
>>674594281
>>674588400
How did he call the police
>>674594335
3/3
>dont know what to do
>sit outside his house listening to his dad yell for another 10 minutes
>finally gather my balls and go up to front door
>people are still yelling
>another police car just pulled up, i dont give a shit
>knock on the door
>yelling stops
>my friend answers the door
>doesnt even open it
>starts crying
>'uh anon you should come back later the policeman is busy'
>this other officer is sneaking up behind me
>gets me out of the way
>starts banging on the door
>this is officer bigfaggot open the door
>friend opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>674592972
>>674592747
https://vimeo.com/86014703
>>674594281
GOOD LUCK LINDA
>>674594567
>child is half-black and mom acts more like a nigger than the child ever will
>grandmother takes care of the child while mom sleeps till 1pm
>if the mom works at all it's an at-home job doing hair or something
>kid never gets to eat anything that doesn't come out of a box
I know how these people are.
>>674593036
Called
>>674590043
you motherfucker.
>>674589594
Underrated
>>674594861
nice movie
very nice movie
watched it as a kid, this scene is backwards
>>674587226
I'd probably let her suck my dick for the story
>>674592601
pls cont
>>674595134
>>674594335
>>674592601
>>674595451
Am sorry bb forgot to link second one
>>674595371
>for the story
Yeah, lots of people will be impressed that you got a fat chick to suck your dick. Especially a black one, there is no challenge in this. Be sure to tell them how you managed to buy some McDonald's, too.
>>674584600
why the quality is so fucking bad_
>>674595104
I'd shake your hand for being so fucking accurate if I could.
>Also they make self-appreciative 'my kid(s) mean everything to me posts on new book. Those. Juxtaposed net to obvious neglectful behavior, or veven borderline child abuse.
Don't go with a single Mom anons. They are cancer.
>>674595104
Hafrican american
>>674595821
>>674595134
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish. The old sad stereotypes you hold on to aren't true.
>>674590479
These aren't even slightly funny.
>>674584930
we need to build a wall
>>674592027
top kek
>>674595664
My cousin is that woman and it makes me want to cry. Her kid is so fucking sweet.
>>674595609
Haha relax man, 'twas a joke
I'm sure Reddit misses it's top upvoter, you should probably get back you classy, fedora mother fucker
>>674579934
hi paul
>>674584817
Kek, you sonofabitch ya got me
>>674595664
Wow autocorrect really fucked me here. Piece of schmit phone.
>>674585744
> She's Chargin' Her Lazur
>>674593756
You know there are people actually dying in the world right now, yeah? Try to be a bit more sensitive, for f**k's sake!
>>674596068
Its sad really, we all know at least one of these people.
>>674595134
classic shekles.
>>674584211
hahahahaha
>>674595134
LMFAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8ZKS0DFXY
>>674592892
He's dead finally!
Thank you ISIS! Allahu fucking Akbar
>>674592816
soooo... did he fucked her?
>>674586333
Dumb and ugly as fuck, lucky you
>>674596854
>>674591725
lost
>>674584817
fuck lost
>>674594793
Terrible ending, saw it 100 hundred times. Faggot
>>674587661
Lost! Not even that funny. Wtf is wrong with me.
>>674579458
He's a peacock; you gotta let him fly
>>674595913
how even did he got that up that high
>>674594793
Yousonuvabitch
>>674595641
It was made before cameras were invented.
>>674591725
kek
>>674593036
8. Was actually a bear.
>>674595890
kek lost
>>674589396
>>674592483
Where is this from?
>>674595591
This is in Belgium, I recognise the train seats
>>674595405
kek
